Noah's Arkansas
U.S. States: Californication is just the beginning-
I have to Washington my clothes.If this makes any sense, maybe you're Ohio on pot. Alaska the boss if that's okay. Bill Clinton's a southern baptist, he knows about Noah's Arkansas. Don't Colorado outside the lines. Are you Delaware of the consequences? Senator, you have the Florida. Beware the Idaho of March. I need a doctor, I'm Illinois. I've got Tennessee elbow. We got fired because the boss Kansas. Does your mom Kentucky you into bed at night? It's the Maine reason I'm here. It's a happy territory, that Mary-land. MassAhCHOOsetts! God bless you! I'll just drink a Mississippi of my Minnesota. This cut hurts, I'm in Missouri. I hate this old shirt, I'm getting a New Jersey. See you tomorrow, I'm going OklaHoma. You can use your fists Oregon. Shut up, Utah too much.
As for Ark (a shortened form of Arkansas), the biblical story (in Genesis) says God promised to never again destroy all living things on earth (in this manner). In order to remember this promise, God put a rainbow in the clouds, saying, "Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth".
The seas may rise by (worst case scenario) 44 feet, as they did 14,000 years ago.
Noah's ark is said to have landed on Mt. Ararat. Teshara ends in -ara and anagrams to 'he's a rat.' I sold a calculator to a kid named Noah at Walgreens.
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