MH

things that make you go hm

mh

Michael helbush

   (angel, burning bush that was not consumed)

   (Hel, a norse god)

   (mh, am god, milk and honey)

mental health

mind, heart

Am H, hm (ham? ha) (pork, or Shem's brother)

hm

  algorithm

al gore it, hm.   writ. 

   rhythm nation

Muhammad:  MU, H (am mad).  am me?

   (god and H are both 8) 8 sideways- infinity, forever.

am H

   (Hannibal, the fictional psychopath,
     or the historical general)

am you, God
we are possessed by the devil, when wicked
but
are God, when love/good
(not possessed by him or her)
(or do lovers possess each other?)

yikes, Mike on a bike!
(can't strike the reich if you've fallen in a dike)
reich v. kike (offensive), mike and Ike (candy), spike and mike (film festival), I like Ike (Eisenhower), I like pie, vote Ficus

mad hatter

life's a beach

lately

I've eaten chipotle peppers, in their sauce, from a can - spicy!

I watched (some of) the first democratic debate.  Go Tulsi!
     she's beautiful, she's from Hawaii, she's mellow, she surfs!
     she knows martial arts (has been an instructor, in fact),
     I think she's right about America
          causing more problems than it solves,
          by getting in regime-change wars.
    And she's Hindu!  How cool is that!?

I finished reading
    21 Lessons for the 21st century, by Yuval Noah Harari
    Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology (and 2 other Gaiman books)

I'm meeting up with Augie and Sara, who are in the Bay Area.
She'll see, maybe ride, my new bike.  I'm hoping we eat  Burmese.
Sushinista, my new favorite restaurant (sushi burritos), is closed until 7/18 :-(

Michael is reading in the back yard, sometimes.  I'm sitting for 2 more weeks, while the owners are in the Bahamas.  Junie has been well-behaved.  She's been CrazyDogEntity, Psychodog, in the past.
A squirrel almost got chased down after a branch it was on fell to the ground.  Close call!

Predator ambush!   nature red in tooth and claw.
P, ack.  red, blood.  tore (torn to shreds), or ator - ate or gator..
am Bush (2 presidents, with subliminally violent names,
  (although Gore was explicit, in my view)
   also, burning bush, and Be Us H.

flux capacitor
all is in flux.  aeon flux.
the more things change, the more they stay the same.
there is nothing new under the sun.
    there is nothing nude under the son.
    there is nothing gnu under the bison.
    lots of new at the Newman center
    what about OVER the sun?
the only constant is change
spare some change?  (I give them nothing)
life's a bitch, and then you die
life's a bleach, and then you dye
life's a breach, and then you dive
life's a beach, and then you dry
   that's why I get high, cuz you never know, when you're gonna go!
         -Nas
   where you lay, til the GR takes you away. -MH
       (grim reaper) (2 in a room, take me away)

life is a bitch
Junie, to be specific
be-otch!
and then you
  defy, die, deify

PB and J

Perfect Being
Being Perfect
The Perfect One

A Being without flaws, who never makes mistakes, 

perfection embodied

In a word, God.  A deity.  Lord.  Master.  Wise one.  

This entity, perfect and flawless, superior to all, 

genius, strong, alive, happy.

not just good, but better and best-  The Ideal.  

Loving and compassionate.

Who knows truth, is enlightened, 

with knowledge and understanding.

As close to Omniscience as is possible, 

all any of us could ever hope to be.

He who makes no mistakes makes nothing

He has made all mistakes already

A scientist, a human, a speed-reading omnivore

Photographic memory, constantly updated

A data scientist, at the center of a digital vortex

A programmer, who changes reality with just his thoughts

Powerful, with authority, battle-hardened, lethal

Respected, worshipped, admired, in control

All things to everyone

Good and Evil

Natural Psychologist,
student of the mind and human behavior

Meting rewards and punishments

Positive and negative inducements

Pleasure and pain, carrots and sticks,

Heaven and hell, victory and defeat

Love and hate, war and peace, joy and sorrow

Bliss and torture

Beneficent, kind, merciful, just

Blessed, holy, sanctified, worshipped and praised

Fun, humorous, relaxed, satisfied, content

Whatever you want him (or her) to be

Virtual and/or Real, present or absent

Annoying or Welcome

Is One Neo?  Obi Won?  Brian Eno?  Eon flux? 
oen-ophiles drink god down, in noe valley
all of this and more, my friend.  
MIT, in the mix.  
ICE, insanely cool electronics, 
        internet cybernetic enhancement
human behavior can be inhuman, no?
humans as gods, demons, anything

-----
plus, some random thought
whatever's clever:

JLT
joy love thanks
justice life truth

Sam I am
science and modernity
sam and sara, what a couple
essay, m.   am S (satan, snake, hiss/sibilance, sick, etc.)
  state, 19, south, any word that begins with s, 
     such as Slytherin, society, salvation, summer

eekonomics, ecology
integration and immigration
   I shun Gray (aliens? davis?)

pp
people and place
possible, perhaps
potentially plausible

a notion about nation
feel or fail
flea and fly, flee and fly
flu flow, lotions and potions
sail or soil?
by land, sea, or sky
ocean motion
the daily deal
dogmatic, automatic, illmatic
S and P 500- salvation and paradise

Greetings, and Gr eatings

Hello, everybody

I’m housesitting (3 cats, 1 dog), while the owners are in the Bahamas, again.  My housemate, from down the block, wants to watch Game of Thrones, here.  I don’t.  I have 5 books I want to read, in the 3 week period.  I got a jury summons for shortly after, in Hayward.  My parents are in Boston.  It’s Pride month, and I (think I) saw my ex-roommate, while walking the dog, Junie.  Anyway, I’m reading Yuval Noah Harari’s 21 lessons, from the library, at the moment.  I ate another Ben and Jerry’s ice cream yesterday.  I should go to the gym.  I walk Junie for a half hour every day, but that’s hardly exercise.   At least not the way I see it.  You should sweat or get sore, not just move around.   Ben n Jerry, Mike and Ike, Yuval and David - pride in getting eaten, being sweet, ha.  Sweethearts, sweetmeats, sweepea, honey, you get the idea.  Better than being bitter, I guess.  Bit her?  Ha, I guess I did, in a manner of speaking.  

Interesting names from my past

I know a Webb and Annette, and I know a Koran, a Mohammed; an Athena, a Zeus (cat), a Thor, a Jesus, a Christine, two JC’s (male and female), and a TJ.  I’ve met a Four, and Siva, and…  a slob like one of us, (and Bruce almighty). 

Chessy Jesse

A Castle, a Pon, a King, a Bishop, an Ellen (i.e. elle, or L), (Sam, Jeff, Michael, Tim)

an Archer, a Ward, a Riddle, a Bill (Jessica, Caleb, Annette)

A French and an India and an Israel and a Holland, and of course Erica.

An LN and KT and DJ.  And ET and ETC and MT’s  (margaret teshara, mark thiess)

   (esme tupelo clegg) (ellen trainor) (patrick hennessy drugs (phd!) 

A Sun and a Starr, and a Starfire, and a Solinsky (Jeff, Kat, Cassidy, Sonya)

An Ant and Tick and Nat and Kat and Morgan and Duv.   (plus Robin Williams and Flea).  

Bushes and Plants and Trees (Theresa and the comedian and Trina)

A Fido and Rover (poor old blue!) Nate and snoop and dog the bounty hunter.

A Red and a Brown and a Green

My brother’s family is LGBT plus D (Liz Greg Ben Declan Teshara)

My name, Jesse Teshara, of course, is 

    Chuy (like bread), Jesus; see s.j., rearranged. (society of jesus, the jesuits)

(I Isa is Isai rearranged)(Jesus is Jess, u) (Teshara is the Sara, as earth/heart/hater)

Jesus, The holy See, Hey Zeus and to share Ra (egyptian sun god) (!).

My middle name is Lawrence.  So I’ve got law in there, too.  A law, Allah.

Share Ra? Robert Anderson is an RA.  I had a resident advisor at Davis, too.

Avalokiteshvara has Loki and Teshara and vv in it!

My folks live at Darien and Manor (gulf of Darien and lord of the manor)(g.o.d.)

s.f. (sci fi, saint francis, suck fuck, san francisco, society of friends)

I know Marlen (a combination of Marx and Lenin!), and a dog named Poutine (not Putin).  

I’ve known priests named Te and Coffee.  Roommate, Stu.  Taco and Banh Mi (hotdogs?). 

My Godfather was a Dick. David Eldridge (dag ridded evil).  Edgar (gd ear).

I know Patrick and 2 Patricia’s.  PatH and PatB and PatZ. 

Devan Cross and Stan A. Cross and a Pat Devlin 

Nat (as nat), santa, cfl and lcf (light bulbs and Lucifer).  

Milk! (harvey, doug biggert), Y and T (yoshi tanaka), Brian the brain

James Marquis (gym), Robert Thorley (regional transit), DAE (woo who)

Adam and Michael and David and Mary and other biblical folks.  Falletti’s Finer Foods.

I have a globe (glowb) that’s a lamp (light of the world! 25 watt bulb :-) low, owl

Jesse, (Steve, Jonathan see).(Joe Ehrman, Steve Erle) (Jim, Erin)

Sarah Salazar, Ellen…Sonya Solinsky, Erin.

J i m, J esse.  (am, being), Tennessee (J is the tenth letter), tennis

Chewbacca, chewy, t.w.o.  “the whole office” of the eucharist

Police Officers, justice, notice, eucharist - ice us hart? rath.  Chui tears.

Al pastor.  As port.  A sport.  Pig, pork, boar (’71).  portland, portugal, porch.

Dos, sod.  Teshara, as earth.  Coffee, coffin, ground.  Grounded.  Dirt, buddha art.

Dust, smile - us too.  Oblivion.  Obi won.  Obstetrics.  I live on.

Death, smile eat god.  Smile, heat.  Hated.  Ha, ted (technology, entertainment, design)

KK (kanelopolous, kaczynski), theodore (door to god), H ate D (god ate devil).

Had et.  Ha, etd (estimated time of departure).   

DEA drug enforcement agency TH, cross forever.  Carnitas.  Car, as in it. 

H honda, hospital, forever, hate, harvard, hotel, his holiness, happy hall, st. Ignatius (high)…

   heather, helen, holly….

well, it makes sense to me.

also,
I revisited the memory of my 10 months in jail and this is what I came up with,
in response to my jury summons-

Felon

I plea bargained no-contest to a felony around 2003 -

I think.  Not sure that was the plea.  Forgot the charges, too.

I don’t believe I ever got any document saying what I was.

Wish I did.  I think there should be.  Once a felon, always a felon?

Am I a felon?  Am I a convicted felon?  Are all felons convicts?

Are my rights restored?  Can I expunge my record?  Am I (still?) on probation?

Can I see my record?  Cost?  Is there something I need to do?

Am I still a convicted felon if my record is cleared?

Have I been voting illegally?  Can I serve on jury duty?

Assault and battery on a police officer.  3 counts… (?)

Ugh.  I don’t like thinking about it.  I’m kind of in denial.

At the time, I was psychotic.  I thought of it as training the police.

I like wrestling.  I was never a threat to myself or others.

The cops did have a gun aimed at me, though.

I was just trying to have some fun.  I shouldn’t have lied to the police.

I told the dispatcher (that I didn’t call) (she didn’t believe me) that I had killed

Someone at the house, and that they needed to send someone over.

That wasn’t one of the charges, even though it was a lie.

There were like a dozen cops, that showed up.  

The police station was around the corner.

My living situation was intolerable.  The food.  The madness.

Crappy food, insane residents, shitty scary neighborhood

My mom is a bitch (sometimes).  I told her so.   The next day, everything loco.

It was a room and board facility, with filth, drugs, residents doing the cooking.

I had a roommate who wanted to fight me, which I don’t do.

and he called the cops on me for some reason.  Don’t remember.

He was crazy, too, if anything.  His pet rabbit made me crazy, somehow..

‘jess you ARE insane”

I hear a voice.  I am a telepath.  With an attorney.

Legally insane for not remembering?  Fuck you.

I came out to another person in the house, even though I’m not gay.

I thought the house had spotted a UFO, but I couldn’t make myself get up and look.

I almost bit another resident on the neck, actually.

My ideation was nuts.  I hate that about David.   Wish he’d leave me alone.

Maybe he prevented me from getting in worse trouble, though. 

I told him I tasted my sister’s blood when attempting cpr, before she died.

I gave him a Count doll, from sesame street.  He was a math major at Reed.

He said I proposed to a woman who was outside his house, on the street.

I have no memory of this.  I wonder if he made it up.  He said he found his cat.

I accidentally let one (both?) of his cats out the front door.  Named marsden and some other legal term.   I want to ignore, forget, and move on from all of this.

But I got a jury summons, so I need to clear this up, I guess.

Not sure where to begin.

If I’m a felon, and schizophrenic, maybe I can’t or shouldn’t serve on jury duty.

But I kind of want to, because I never have, but I also don’t want to be in a 12 angry men situation, and cause a mistrial, or be hated by a victim or even a criminal.  Argh.

I actually think the whole fiasco of going to jail for 10 months may have been enlightening, jolting me to my senses about the whole reality of the dark side, crime, demons, etc. 

Plus, when I got out, I moved to Davis, met Sara, lived in nature (Cobb), and have improved remarkably.   I walk dogs now, and live in Berkeley, and am an uncle to 3 kids, have a somewhat popular blog, and keep myself busy with music, books, the occasional movie, and of course the daily news.  David is no longer a part of my life.  Sanity, in fact, may be in my future.  Today I feel sane, actually.  I might move to Portland, which would be exciting.  My life is good.  I’m happy where I am.  Nothing needs to change.   We’ll see.

Recentcy

Yes, I just made that word up

I just read 2 books (from library):

OEL: (not the OED), that is, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

and

TW: Trigger Warning

   Both by Neil Gaiman (and excellent!)

I just saw 2 movies:

Godzilla, and Echo in the Canyon

(made me think of earned income tax credit)

Gojira! 

I'm going to Portland again in August (visit #3), to visit SPA
(Sara, Pierre, Augustus)
    Augisms!: omio (oatmeal), 
                    jumpoline (trampoline),
                    imbite (invite, to see Godzilla) 

and, My parents are in Boston.

I've also read, before the NG books: Zen in the age of anxiety -Tim Burkett; What we talk about when we talk about God -Rob Bell; The Essence of Zen (an anthology of quotations); Enlightenment Now -Steven Pinker; One Came Home -Amy Timberlake.

The recent ideation mix:

Bodily functions

Urinate, micturate, defecate, regurgitate, expectorate, eructate, sternutation, perspiration, respiration, lactation, flatulate….execrate, abominate 

gospel, god’s spell

pm, powerful magic

D evil, devil

    D as smile (:-D)

S laughter, slaughter

Life is not fair, justice is just ice

Life is not a faire, either
ICE: immigration and customs enforcement
   but also, intelligent curious educated
          and  iniquity crime evil (sin)
          (is the opposite of sin sout? or maybe gin?)

enumerate, remunerate

Communicate, loony date, spoony mate

Me, my elf, and eye

dotage and decline

Impedance and independence, dancing imps

Ineluctable eructation

Eschew obfuscation

tits, tights, and tats

Oh my

economy, hominy

Astronomy, gastronomy

Am

Erica in America

Pm

Perfect memory

Retired, wretched, and retarded

Reticent, reticulate (python), retina

AI

American indian

Angry insane (mad)

Artificial insemination

Amnesty international

Drowsy and dowsing

Precedence and presidents

Dressed up to the 9’s:

Asinine, feminine, Jeannine

Succumb and suck cum

Community and cum unity

Pumpkin and pump kin

Insects and in sex

Cops and copulation

Cocks crow

Chickens and pussies

Pho Q

Sexual congress (and progress)

Country (cunt tree)

Banal anal

Axl rose and oral sex

Katy Perry and kitty purry

Garage and gay rage

Twd

Third world development

Total world domination

Thin white duke

Preliminary thoughts,

A starting point for an ideal reality, if God is a genie:

No suffering, world peace, universal brotherhood, united nations

One love (not just a delicious ben and jerry’s flavor of ice cream!)

Immortality, no aging/senescence, instant healing

Time travel, teleportation, perfect memory

Access to omniscience (voice in your head?)

love, freedom, drugs, money, sex, supreme combat proficiency

Ability to change reality (e.g. appearance, laws)

   (Laws of men, or laws of nature, or God’s law)

Recent v’s:

You’re soul perfect

You made it fluid, Jesse

Trump said he would "obliterate" Iran if they build a bomb and want war (not even that, actually).   I don't think it's legal for the leader of a country to threaten to "obliterate" an entire country.  If it is, it shouldn't be.  Sounds like a terrorist threat, to me.  I just read that today is Iran's anniversary of two earthquakes: 2002 (261 dead), and 1990 (40,000 dead).  Just keep piling it on there, dude.   What a jerk.   I don't think an entire country should be made to suffer economically for the policy of it's government (1 person?), either.  But that's just my opinion.  What do I know.

Pres

At this time, I do not support ANY of the candidates for POTUSA

Trump is…beyond ridiculous

I’ve read two whole books filled with a litany of facts about what a piece of shit he is.

He’s not just old and fat and stupid and mean.  He’s retarded.  Literally, retarded.  He thinks he’s a genius.  It’s depressing.  But there’s a reason for everything.  Maybe a pro-life supreme court decision, which would be his only redeeming factor.   But his trade war is a nightmare, as is his wall, as is  his Iran policy, his environment policy, and his overall idiotic status as an extension of FOX news.  

Healthcare, education, infrastructure? His office is chaos, and all he wants is approval.  The support he gets is derived from people who respect billionaires, and assume money is a proxy for actual worth, character, talent, skill.   It’s become apparent, however, that he’s a con artist, and a shitty one at that.  Selfish, egomaniacal, predatory fucker.

What else is Donald Trump? He’s an untrustworthy inveterate liar, spewing garbage every day.  He doesn’t even care.  It keeps him in the news.  It’s a big game, a big joke, a chance to shit all over the world before he dies.  He would tattoo his name on all of us if he could.  Trump, Trump, Trump.  The news is his toilet.  

He’s mean and immature and racist, hateful toward blacks and Mexicans.  He’s chummy with such wonderful human beings as Putin and Kim Jong Un and Duterte, and is actually an asset of the Russians, and our own intelligence agencies prefer to keep him out of the loop.  

He’s disrespectful toward women, feels he’s above the law, is uneducated and stupid and ignorant and incurious and heedless of fact and science, fat and ugly and unhealthy, incompetent, really.   Fuck Trump.  

I would literally vote for a plant before I vote for Trump.  And in fact, I will vote for anyone else.

Maybe I shouldn’t, though.

There’s not one pro-life democrat in the race.

Fuck the whole lot of them..

But actually, I like Beto and Gabbard and Bernie and Yang and Warren and Buttigieg!!  There’s hope.  I’m looking forward to hearing all these guys.  Biden, too.

For me, it's between Warren and Buttigieg.  

And I think the UBI is a great idea.

Vampires suck

Hail Santa

'Hail Satan' is on the $10,000 bill (usd), discontinued in 1969 (!!).  (in pristine condition, worth upwards of $130,000, though)

My mom gets angry at being told she looks angry (and she looks just the same)(tense, taut, tight in the face, judgmental, bitchy)

My voice keeps saying fuck you

Fuck you, too

Faggots don’t love each other, they just like cumming in each other’s butts.  Gross, if you ask me.  And somebody needs to wake the fuck up.  Homophobic?  That's the wrong word, the wrong concept.  I'm not scared of them.  I just don't want to do that shit.  Are fags heterophobic?  Think about that.  Having kids is scary.  Getting exposed to aids is scary.  But sexuality is hardly a phobia; it would be in the dsm, if it was.

Sometimes I think my mom and dad hate each other.  But they drink.  Constant grumpy dad, and spiteful mom.  They bait each other.  It’s miserable to be around.  If they ever fought, they would tear each other to pieces.  Sometimes I think I hate them.  Maybe they hate themselves.  Maybe they hate me.  My dad keeps saying how he likes listening to intelligent people talk, and says he gets angry at stupid people, but he looks down on people who read the Economist, and doesn’t read books, himself.  Neither of my parents read my blog (much, anyway).  Ugh.  Hypocrisy, and stupid.

Hail Satan?  Hail Santa.  Hail saint.   Saint Satan.   Santa muerte.  Reunited with atman.
Brahman makes me think of a man-bra, lol.  Atman is almost batman.

I think Adi Da chose his name so he could be associated with Adidas clothing.  Which is totally fine, by me.

It's pride month.  Pride is a sin.  Humility, it’s opposite, is a virtue.   Said God, who thinks the world of Himself, lol.  Islam means submission.  Can they go on a sub mission?  I had a subway sandwich today.  Is there BDSM in Muslim countries/cultures?  I bet there is.   dominance and submission.  Master and servant.  Owner and slave.  How gay.  Hetero, too.  They have a parade now too, I hear.   I’m asexual, for the last couple years.  LGBTQIA.  I think of myself as allied.  My brother’s family is LGBDT (Liz Greg Ben Declan Teshara), evoking both BGLAD (bisexuals gays lesbians at davis), and LGBT (lesbians gays bisexuals transgender).  If they have more kids, they should be Quentin (queer, questioning), Ivan (intersex), and Albert (asexual, allied).  Be proud of your good qualities, and humble in your imperfection before God, the Perfect.  Nobody’s perfect?  Maybe there is no God.  Most people have a conscience, and an idea of what being perfect would entail.  But we’re all only human.  Some of us think we’re vampires.  They suck.  And a few, like me, think we’re God.  Like Jesus.  But that shit is just crazy.  It’s some crazy hypnosis that’s worth being a part of, even if it’s ultimately false.  Good gawd, y’all.  God is Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Ass-stimulated...ha.  

A black girl offered to be my slave, when she learned I’m God.

Whoa, huh?

My idea of perfection:  Speed read everything important or entertaining.  Be rich.  Invent stuff.  Have a family.  Love life.  Joyful.  Be strong and fit, run triathlons.  Read the news and wikipedia and be an informed voter and citizen.  Be funny, have lots of friends.  Know both sides of every issue.  Be a part of the solution, not the problem.  Eat vegan.  Bicycle, bart, bus.  Know all religions.  Have a few hobbies.  Be educated, wise.  Be in love.  Love, and be loved, and love love itself.  Know martial arts, self defense. Be prepared.  Go out into Nature, be refreshed.  Hygiene and no cavities.  Beauty.  Try different jobs, until you find one you love.  Make a difference.  Early to bed, early to rise, go to bed tired, wake refreshed, rested.  Discipline, efficiency, motivation, dedication.  Be a man for others.  Help people.  Reduce suffering.  Increase happiness.  Have lots of (safe) sex!  Do fun things, like movies, plays, opera, restaurants, sports, WWF, MMA, taiko, sumo, hiking and camping, surfing, demolition derbies, concerts, raves, burning man, museums, theme parks, zoos, teaching, bodybuilding, daily shower, brush teeth, read a book a day, learn trivia, be attentive to detail, go to different religious services, spiritual variety, maybe join a cult or two.  Joe Frank, Hearts of space, Philosophy talk.  Equanimity, don’t suffer stupid people.  Live, love, alive!  Be good. 

good, better, best  
Healthy, Helpful, Happy! 

AA through ZZ

Double letters

in the English alphabet
acronyms

AA

Alcoholics Anonymous

Anti-aircraft, ack-ack

Alan Anderson, army adjutant

Ace attorney, American Airlines

Augustinians of the assumption

Ann Arbor, amino acid 

African american, aa battery

BB

Benjamin (Bibi), big brother

baseball, basketball

bodybuilding, big n burly

Bb gun, big bad, bad beelzebub, big butt

Bill Bradley, Brigitte Bardot, bed n breakfast

Bela bartok, Beasty boys

Beach blanket, beach ball

baby, boo-boo, babylon, bible, bye-bye, bobo

baba, bebe, bubba, bambam

busy beaver

CC

Carbon copy, comedy central, closed captioning, 

St Francis of a CC, Abdel Fatah el Sisi. 

Si si.  yes, yes.  Si, See.  See the sea.

Criminal case, copycat, corpus callosum

Corpus christi, cosmological constant

catholic church

DD

Dungeons and dragons

Disease and death

Demons and devil

Dishonorable discharge

Doctor of divinity

Designated driver

Degree of difficulty

Bra size
different day

EE

Electrical engineering

ee cummings

Eastern europe, everybody else

Evil empire

FF

Fates and furies, by Groff

Foo fighters, fantastic four, family feud

False flag, frequent flyer

French franc, bra size

GG

Good gawd, golly gosh, Gigi

Bra size, good game

HH

His holiness, his highness

happy, healthy

heaven, hell

hater, heart

Horse height (hands high)

Hulk Hogan

II

I and I, mon (rastafari vocabulary)

Ay, ay captain

Eye and eye

JJ

Jesu juva (jesus, help!, used by JS Bach)

Judge Jay

KK

Krusty Krab (spongebob restaurant)

Kuzey kibris (northern cyprus, in turkish)

LL

Cool J

Live and love

Labyrinth lord

Late latin

Bayer’s gene, in many modern crops, “Liberty Link”

MM

Candy, Eminem, mind meld

Marvin the martian

Mother’s milk

The necessary changes have been made, mutatis mutandis

Master of music, master mariner, master of management

Military medal, machinist’s mate, mass murder

Maryknollers (“marines of the Catholic church”)

NN

Nizhniy Novgorod

Net neutrality

Nearest neighbor

Neural network

OO

Object-oriented (programming)

Infinity 

Double oh seven, for example (british spies)

PP

Paypal, planned parenthood, 

Preteen pregnancy, Walther pp

Polypropylene, plastic polymer

Powerpoint presentation (microsoft)

Urine 
push pin

QQ

Tencent instant-messaging program (chinese)

RR

Railroad, Ronald Reagan

Rolls royce, recoilless rife, rapid refresh

Ruff Ryders (record label)

Respiratory rate

SS

Schutzstaffel, satanic slaughter

u.s. submarine, sick shit, steam ship

sport sedan (chevy model) (super sport?)

St. Stephen’s, social security

Slave select (a computer term, no joke)

South Sudan, San Sebastian (in Spain)

Short stop (baseball), strong safety (football)

Stainless steel, steady state, suspended solids

same shit, sun sign, six shooter, sushi supper
son of sam, son of steve

TT

Tom Teshara

Audi model

Therapeutic touch

Table tennis

Time trial, thumb tack

UU

Unitarian Universalist

Unseen university

VV

Vicious vampire, vampire victim

Vladimir vladimirovich (Putin)

Vice versa

WW

Wonder Woman

Wrong word

World war

XX

Dos Equis (beer)

A band

Chromosome (female)

Twenty

YY

.com, a major chinese social network

Why why? Because.

ZZ

Zz top, sleeping/snoring sound

    motorcycle, model railroad, plant, star