What is Truth?
Truth is that which was, is, or will be the case. That which describes reality accurately, is not false, and is right and correct and factual. The truth is holy. Honesty and integrity are facets of truth. True love is God. True blood is a tv show. True Lies is a movie. And True Religion is a clothing company. True dat.
What is a lie?
An utterance or statement or sentence that is False, fictional, imaginary, nonexistent, untrue, incorrect, wrong, misleading, deceptive. Lies do not have to be intentional. Don’t speak if you don’t know.
Does God exist?
Depends. What are you defining God as? A higher power? Different people have higher skills, abilities, talents in different spheres. There are Gods of gymnastics, for example. Or God as the Creator. Creator of what? The Universe? You? Your parents made you. Your grandparents made your parents. Your great grandparents made you, in a sense. Going back through evolution to the Origin of Life, itself. But a creator of all the stars and galaxies and the Big Bang and spacetime? I don’t know if anyone can answer that question. I mean, I don’t understand how there can’t be a before the big bang, or why a physicist said he could create a universe, or if God is love (is the answer to the question, does love exist?), and love is a chemical, so God is a feeling, a high, as much as a Deity Being (space-alien?).
The question is too big, and therefore unanswerable, and so I am agnostic.
Sometimes a movie poster will say, “Anthony Hopkins IS Hannibal Lecter” (for example). All the world’s a stage. So whoever plays the role of God is God, in the same way. Personally, this is the only definition of God I believe in. People are in corporations, like religions or countries or churches or teams or gangs or schools or sexuality or race or gender or what-have-you (tesla owners, a book club, or cancer-survivors, say). And I believe mind is telepathic, if not global, so God is a community or corporation, of many people as part of a holy network, or holy spirit, if you will. God has his angels. The Devil has his demons.
I am inclined to be an atheist. Jesus was just a person like me. Playing a role. And we are all children of God. But the Bible says only God is good. People believe only good people go to heaven. I want to go to heaven. So I’m god. Simple, no? You can also say God is love, and your parents made love, and made you, so you are love/God. Right? Only God is good, the good book says. And it is enough to merely be "not-bad" to be good. So being God is a lot easier than you might think.
Goodnite.
some fun:
Declan declines a free trip to the Deccans
Ben has been where it is banned, like Cinnabons in a bin
income / expenses, deposits / withdrawals, addition/ subtraction
+ / -, sum / difference, increase / decrease
don't start with startling the starlings
New Haven is NW Heaven! (Yale University, a neighborhood of heaven!)
Crustacean the clown
Krusty eats Krusteaz!
commoners eat ramen, amenhotep amen
soybeans and soyuz rockets
angry at housecleaning, he swept and wept
parity and poverty and purity and a pocket - T
the possibility of loss, and gaining only pain
the veep is a VIP (virginal, innocent, pure)
Vice President ain't the president of vice
amorous in Emeryville
shrove Tuesday in Shreveport
unstable and unstoppable
Adidam and Audi, damn
worse than the force, but better than butter
serve the severe
lions in Zion, are the phone lions busy?
abcdf: allah buddha christ, capitalism democracy freedom
stress anxiety worry, fear panic terror, misery anguish despair
anxiety, depression, and ptsd (post traumatic stress disorder)
civil civilians, and pugnacious pugilists, and lethal ether
"death, thou shalt die" - John Donne
Don Juan says, "killers cum, too"
Boris sings a chorus
amorous, humorous, and ominous
your yore, and history? his story
past pain agony suffering torment
Herman, Hermione, Hermenio
A to Z of Alan Zeltserman
war, part of s war ming (like flies on a corpse)
man, manners, manors, and manure
You and eye, U and I, Ukraine and Israel
me 'n you, on the menu, smiling men
ss, shit-show, of swarming soldiers
the whole world is Holy Land, imo
(or conversely, the Holy Land is just as profane as anywhere else)
wholly bland
Tulane highway
Is Notre Dame next door to North Dakota?
DOD, department of defense, doberman on duty
paleontologist pals
stinky extinctions
Megan is into Megadeth
dining on dinosaurs
deadly and dominant, dad and d n' d
dime bag Dimetrodon
club mosses and Kate Moss at a club
ATL, addicted to love, at last
subliminally criminal, wicked wiccans, naughty nautilus
it's gotten hot and rotten on my yacht
a proper stop by a cop shouldn't pop your top
i8b4i1...u2?
Bill Bryson ate some nice bison with rice,
and fought mike Tyson for a slice of icy pie, son.
the genes in Jean's jeans! Gene and Jean have good ones
striking structure
gnome genomes
dna, genes, genotype, genome, chromosomes, nucleotide bases
Claire the clerical cleric, at her (geno)type-writer
baryons, Barry, Bryson, and Byron
the baby bawls on a balmy day
competent computation
Hominoidea? no idea
vermicious knids and hominids
homo habilis in rehab
acheulian? god bless you
homo erectus was gay, gaydar at Hadar
Peking, peekaboo
Tubingen, down the tubes
the rise and fall of nucleo-tides
deoxy ribald! nucleic acid
reek and stink, a greek extinction
Milesians and my lesions, my liege
Pythagoras' pet python
Heraclitus and her clitoris
parmesan, amenities, and Parmenides
impediment to understanding Empedocles
doing math in the bath in Athens
Anaxagoras with an axe
the atomists in the mist (with the gorillas)
a protagonist named Protagoras
a hollow scene during the holocene
occult cults and vulture culture
socratic socks, teasing socrates
sparring with spartans
eating a plate of platypus with Plato
agony in the cosmos, and cosmogony
immortality and I AM
knowledge, and biblical knowing, beyonce, ledge
prr and cat perception
NY metaphysics
was Aristotle an aristocrat?
astronomy, oh my
a tick named Matt, and mathematics
philosophy and Phil win!-ophy
obituary, oh what!? chew Aries
chew, choo-choo, chiu, chewbacca, and chuy
hellenic hell, sinful cynics
an epic cure from epicurean medical science
stoic stow-aways, on Noah's ark (Newark and Arkansas)
anarchy and an ark key!
roaming Romans, vampire empire
foiling the plot by Plotinus
jew-bilee, chris' chin, a churro after church
Saint Benedict-ionary
a bathroom named John
ecclesiastical queasiness
Dan the mohammedan
wine with Aquinas
St. Francis' sis
a video clip of an eclipse (eek! lips!)
papacy and an ace paper
Renaissance and ren and stimpy, Hume and humor
the characteristics you care about
gawky and cocky Machiavelli, will not be mocked
Erasmus as us (not marasmus)
bringing home the Francis Bacon
levis and hobnail boots, Hobbes and Leviathan
Descartes and night court
spin doctors and Spinoza
Leibniz' lies (bruce lee knits?)
liberal herbalists (and conservative conservationists)
the key to understanding Locke
lurking in Berkeley
Hume, humor, hummus, and hamas
romantic antics
kanga-Rousseau
Kant was a cunt (you can't say that!)
Hegel's bagels, shopping with Schopenhauer
Nietzsche's mess
utilitarians from Utah
high marks for Karl
argh, icebergs and Bergson
William James, billy jim, bj
Huey, Louis, and John Dewey
dreary Drury
incest with a princess
prometheus at the prom
Liz' civilization, Liz with an uzi
Erica's america, amory in america
Levi's pant-heon
Eleusinian sin, synagogue, synergy, cinema, syntax, cinder
synesthesia, sinecure, sinister, cinnamon, synonym, etc.
something amiss with Artemis
R and R, rest and relaxation, reward and retribution
Minoan minnows, Cretan cretins
inspecting an aspect of respect
Greece geese, intro duck tion to Marduk
embryonic preface (pre-face)
pre-miss premise
dorian doors, ionian ions
attachment and aversion, hopes and fears
Italian IT (information technology)
divine madness (magic, astrology, divination)
science and philosophy, superhuman powers,
sea power, society and politics, siva and parvati
syria and palestine, sinai peninsula, public spending
sales and profits, single pointed (meditation)
protein shake, seeking protection, peace and safety
prone and supine, sacred and profane, sorry and proud
sick and pure, problem and solution, pink slime
solar prominence, saved and printed
fuck Fichte and fuck fiction
hannibal the cannibal, cyrus the virus, evil knievel
communists in Berkeley? comi-Cal
inimi-cal, too (Cal's enemy!)
rapping with reason and passion
konk-eror, thor's hammer
getting hammered on thursday
phony Phoenician foes
eastern Greece, Sicilian sisters
etymology of "enthusiasm" : having a god enter the worshipper,
who believes that (s)he becomes one with the god
entheos, divinely inspired, possessed by a god
hizbullah and herbalists!
towels and the towely-ban
taliban, isis, al qaeda, hizbullah, hamas, boko haram, al shabaab
errant parents on the Barents sea
G-D: Greenland - Denmark, Germany - Deutschland
Game Day, Garbage Day, gum drops, a good day (!)
Gravitational Distortion, Green Day (bands), Ganesh deity
gravitational drag, decoherence, dependency, deflection
google documents, drive, doodle
7'4" : the height of Victor Wembanyama
get dressed, go on a date, get drunk, like the good old days
air guitar, air massage (energy work), and arab
appeasement, uh.. peas / mint?
Pemex and femme sex
early birds of Ur
Is you fuckin' crazy? Are you? RU
what does fucking have to do with it?
or Russia? or Ruthenium?
my runes won't indicate the moon at noon
I lampooned the goons with harpoons, in a typhoon
migrants, immigrants, emigrants, refugees, asylum seekers, displaced
Yahweh? ha! yay! hey, yah! weigh, whey, way
where did Napoleon keep his armies? up his sleevies!
newborn babies aren't very good at arms control
walking on your hands? an arms race!
computer hackers for disarmament...ouch
arms trade (between robots)
pushing my buttons, butt and cushion for the pushin', turn me on, turn-offs inc-lewd
funny bone, laughing gas, smilodon, don't give me no guffaw, hilarious Hillary, calm mick, satire on Saturn, sa - tear- ical, Joko the jocund joker, comity and comedy, a stand-up guy, one-liners and one night stands, quips and whips, gore before and laughter after, punch line (airplane), humorous human, take me to your lederhosen, (David) Hume more, Al less (Alice), tickling a tick
Henry Bone, warm your bones beside the fire, 270 (infants), 206 (human adult, typically), jawbone of an ass, boner, fonebone, castro and castration, country wood
warheads, armies, eyes in the sky, the legacy of a diplomatic legation, hip-hop, knights who say knee!, and TOE missiles (theory of everything, it's TOW), shouldering the burden, protect your neck, in this neck of the woods, organization, hearty meals, booby traps, cocking your pistol, and -of course- spine (will suffice...), shall I continue?
chess and chests, lungs and lunging
yankee uncle's ankles
Paul the polyamorist
rapping with Rapa Nui and Arapaho
Kao (a meitei supernatural divine bull)
muay thai and the meitei
faux foe, mock-tudor
friend or Phoenician?
less molesters, more amor
dude in bermuda eats gouda with god and buddha
dead dude did the deed
go to heaven, Gough to Evan
Evan, Kevin, and Devan ate unleavened from 7-11
T Rex ate trex, dined on dinos, a plato platypus on the menu (me n you)
Dick Cummins and Gina
octopussy and platypussy
acheulian salad ( ¡ salud!)
dine-in and pig-out
seneca, senegal, cynical, single
entheos, in the OS (matrix?)
evangeli-CAL
dignity, you dig?
let their B light
speaking words of wisdom, let her be, letter B
an incisive analysis, decision to make an incision
Anne? Allah's sis
salah en la sala
corn on the Kaaba
Jan yawns, and his peeps fall deeply asleep
Karen doesn't care if you hike the cairns
Patricia wishes for a delicious spanish fish dish
Greg likes eggs, and begs Meg for a regular jugular
Evan drinks evian
Audio video of EO meeting Dio
the sink stinks of pink twinks, binky
thinking of getting inked and links to skinks, ice rinks, and hijinks by the kinks
cheese Louise
gone and gonads and goons with guns and gin, again
the soap opera commercial was blather about lather (turn down the volume)
zapped less on olanzapine, the electric eel was shocked to learn, like Harry Potter with his Charlie Manson thunderbolt on his third-eye forehead, the Grateful Dead steal your face with political overtones (or warring angels?), or maybe a Neuromancer's positronic brain...
Lenny Kravitz and Whoopi Goldberg
My Philip Glass glass is full
Jorge says, hey whore; Juan the john with a Hittite prostitute
empty Humpty Dumpty was eaten by eggheads (brain drain?)
Are God and the devil in a relationship?
is the devil possessed by God? Or God possessed by the devil?
lovers and slaves, be mine! you got owned!
done with Donetsk and Donbas
starting to startle the stars, don't stare at the stairs, step up to the steppe
buying steer at the store, and lamb limbs, and getting goat
clams in a climbing clime, is a claim
hunky funky monkey junky smells skunky, says uncle Duncan
the punk with sunken eyes surprised me at sunrise
don't get raped by an ape, says Snape, but if you do, get it on tape
hanky panky with a lanky skank
agamas ain't agamic
Lydian idiots, tools at school, ruled by fools, the coolest ghoul
gals, girls, ghouls, and Gellar
whale of a tale from Thales
Cairo chiropractor
underworld, overworld, surface world, whirled peas
squirmy worm, floppy fish, lice police, bug buggery
exercise on the USS Enterprise
subway sandwich on a submarine
a greedy need to speedread, thirst for the worst
inner dinner and outer doubter
planet? plan it!
auks are ok with me
Doug the dog
God eats Godiva and gouda
doing the deed on Eid al fitr
which came first? Yogi Bear or Yogi Berra?
phlogiston on Phloston Paradise
I NV EZ and CD LN BT
QP dolls with BD eyes
acedia ain't acidia
becoming bee cum
punks in pumpkin patches
doing original origami, mon ami
the yogurt ogre, yeast beast, munster monster, ghost host
this cheese is the bee's knees
eucharistic puke, gadzooks, zucchini in a bikini
vampire campfire, dhampyr umpire empire
impolite to the emperor
whimpering, simpering fool
semper fi, ever faithful, temper die (cold dish)
pan-fried animal, dining on dinosaurs, finger lickin' chicken
the agama game, prajna and yajna, yoga and a yoke joke, egg yolk and yokels
good god, this is some great goat!
I am Ganesh. I have a long nose (no Pinocchio lying), and a big gut.
An elephant shnoz and a beer belly. Maybe I am. I don't know much about Hindu
I know as much about Mace Windu as I do Hindu
into Hinduism, and out of doubt, convinced that Vince offers hints
mythology, theology, allah-g.
gnarly Bob Marley, waking early and burly, unlike girly Hurley
Papal people use PayPal (orgy during the liturgy!)
drinking a Snapple, online with my apple, learning to grapple
the stronger stranger is stranger than the strung-out star
as far as I know, there's only ONE heaven in the heavens (earth!)
true and false aren't necessarily right and wrong
pain to the devil and Audi (ow, d-)
Identity? Role? (like international relations, infrared) or
Like an alias. Or avatar. Or possessed.
Or a really cool Halloween costume.
the reaper keeps weeping, like a wailing whale, a crying cri de coeur
I like Riesens, Swedish fish, dark chocolate macadamia nut turtles, gum drops, gummies, twix, lu schoolboy cookies, carrot cake, ice cream cake, chocolate chocolate cake...
There’s a liquor store on the corner. Down the hallway, practically.
Sugar, alcohol, all junk.
Brenda on a bender
kumbaya, kombucha, and Kimberly
Evanescence and Evan's essence, 'pop' goes the weasel
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, Salt Lake City
negligence and diligence
watch the wretch
general Jennifer's genitalia
lecherous lecturer
wax and wane, bane and boon
the fun in funeral, the tear in satirical
the ugh in laughter, the Y in cry (and seer)
the grim reaper, and the cat re-purr
feline felony, fell on black days
cruel, wicked, mean, mad, and dumb
brutal mean and wicked
historical, hissed oracle
distinctively destructive
the rotten is written
getting even with God
GOD: ground offensive delay
power, privilege, prosperity and poverty
proletariat, penury, pariah
trivia, books, flash-briefing (echo)
email, economist, wikipedia, chat gpt, google, onion
wag (wikip, AI, google)
ted, YouTube, instagram, pinterest
pool, yoga, weights, cardio, pushups, planks, eat right, portion control, drink water
becoming a big burly bodybuilder, with a badly bulging bloated balloon buddha beer belly (bummer)
Truth
getting serious:
Death. Mortality. Limited time. Here, then gone. Impermanence. Evanescence. Dust to dust. Disintegration. Worms. Decay. Oblivion. Nullibiety. Absence. Eternal rest. Unconscious and unremembered. Temporary. Ephemeral. Gone to God. Meet your maker. Planted. Recycling through Nature as mere matter, molecules. Transitory, transient, short-term. Like a bubble - we all pop. Cut flowers - like dead daisies, will wilt, and be tossed in the trash. Perished. Deceased. No more. An ex-person. Expired. Lifeless. Belly-up. Exanimate. Adios! Sayonara! Ciao! Hasta la bye-bye. Goodbye, cruel world. gone over dead. dead done and gone. dead as a doornail. dead to the world. unresponsive. in that sleep of death, what dreams may come. 150k per day, worldwide. don't fear the reaper.
mortals meet their makers as mere molecules of matter
dead, demised, deceased, disintegrated, dust, dearly departed, done
Being God for fun, kicks - to make my life epic, interesting...
and also, because it's true!
cs - cs lewis and Christian Science (onward, christian soldiers)
Interesting linguistic relation fact: SACRED is SCARED, rearranged
The possibility of heaven entails hell...
Reading recommendations: Noonday Demon, Demon Copperhead
OMG, Omega
Israel, Is Ra El? iz wry elle, rye-L
Israel, Is Ellen the sun goddess?
quirky and perky
irked at work by burger ergonomics
cemetery geometry
you need to practice your acting, and work at your twerking
earth is a place for peace
good times, on good terms
Tim and Tom in tombs by the Thames
needing tums after reading the team's tome
meatier meteors, meteoroids, meteorites
meet me at the meatery
full steam ahead: science technology engineering arts math
steamed at the team, deemed lame
what constitutes a prostitute?
discovery and discernment at a disco
v's:
you're a builder
building something fun and amazing
we want you to have a phd, Jesse
you did it! you made the world cool again!
they know how well you try to be
they know it's you jess
they know you're ridiculous
we know how you god
they know what a Snape you are
I am sad
I don't know what to say except shit
shelter from the storm, by Bob Dylan
(thinking about abortion:
but nothing really matters much, it's doom alone that counts
try imagining a place that's always safe and warm...)
come in, she said, I'll give ya, shelter from the storm
Justice (not just ice):
retribution! punishment! vengeance! deterrence!
or...
rehabilitation, forgiveness, reconciliation, and "restorative" justice
