I haven't driven since '94, though
Driver’s License
Insurance
AAA membership, card, maps
Owner's Manual
Spare key
Camera, film
pen/paper
Phone, charger, battery (generator?)
Radio, emergency radio, spare batteries
Spare tire, jack, tire iron, (electric) pump, fix-a-flat, pressure gauge
Flashlight, candles, blanket, fire blanket, sleeping bag, jacket, change of clothes
matches/lighter, tent, music, reading, water, beef jerky, candy
First aid kit, flares, (rotating light?), (cones?)
Scratch-remover, gunk
Window cover(s)
Alarm, gps tracker, steering wheel lock
Oil, window washer fluid
Gas can, gas
brake fluid, clutch fluid, radiator fluid, transmission fluid, power steering fluid, transfer case fluid, differential fluid, refrigerant, coolant
Air freshener, scent
Hand-warmers, toiletry kit
milk-crate, rope, knife, pocket knife, piss jar
Weapon, e.g gun/bullets, holster/lock
they sell things to cut your seatbelt,
or break your window,
or purify water (straw), in emergencies
vacuum
folding bike
frisbee
aside:
Kelli's Deli, your source for (unsmelly) jelly bellies,
features cake, cookies, and Coke.
Betty, my pet yeti, eats spaghetti. the macaque lacks snacks.
please don't jest about indigestion when making ingestion suggestions!
I heard the kooky cackle of Kelli's fella to a kind killa:
Kelli, like, killed an elk? Kells calls kills culls.
Keli, pronounced Keely, evokes Achilles heel
(and even-keeled)
Kali, pronounced the same as collie, is a demon, a deity, and a dog
dee dee dee!
Ollie and Ali and Kali the collies; Diogi the dog (Diogenes?)
Droopy and Snoopy, poopy puppies, peppy with peepee
piss and vigor (piss and vinegar, + vim and vigor)
smellavision: smelly on the telly
fornicating to porn and stinky kinky
fuming about perfume
and the scent of gents
and the hellish smell of telling Fell how to sell Mel
Helen and Ellen are felons, sellin' stolen melons,
according to a yellin' villain named Dylan
noisiest and nosiest gnosis-hypnosis
spirit fogging, special forces, street fights, san francisco, -uck -uck
scripture, capture, rupture, and rapture
are raptors in the picture? a tincture of punctured sphincter
spirited about spearing it, and Zulus reading Shakespeare
Right Now, I'm a Registered Nurse
In The Future, I'll join the International Tennis Federation
Once Upon A Time, I was president of the Ivory Coast (lol)
"highest form of God-spirit in Heaven, right now"
are there as many Christianities as there are Xians?
everyone has their own religion and is their own God?
e.g. we are vessels and all thoughts come from God
pursuing prosecution, persecution, and execution
- because of execration, exhalation, exsanguination, and exhumation.
possessed, annoying, stupid, immature, and ugly
wickedness, evil, sin, and witchcraft (and crime, vice, turpitude, corruption)
w/c and W.C. Fields and water closet, working class,
worker's compensation, water cooler, World Cup, wild card
depravity like raping, molesting, and selling children for drugs
and kidnap, torture, murder, cooking, and eating of humans
beings, entities, angels, demons, levels or ranks of gods, deities
gods or demons, good or depraved, great or diminished
High Holy Heavenly Father, Essential God, eternal god (efgh!)
pure and sacred and holy and blessed, love and joy and kindness
the A to Z of other gods, from Anunaki to Zuul (ghostbusters, lol)
Zuul and Zulu, crystal skulls and CS Lewis, Jesse and J sees (JC's?)
HEAven and happy ever after (and leaven, 7-11, Devan, Evan)
heaven is not a given; could the well end up in hell?
all dogs go to heaven..or does god thinks some dogs are annoying?
Buddha is my buddy, holla at Allah, Mace Windu is a Hindu
(meshiach) messiah's messy message; magical magistrate of the magisterium
HP is a gift, not a privilege ("pass or fail", seems horribly unfair, unjust)
Heaven, Paradise (utopia); Harry Potter, Hewlett Packard, horsepower
Himachal-Pradesh? :-), and other Holy Places
eternal bliss or eternal torment, bestowed by an imperfect god?
what a nightmare. I believe in impermanence. reality is the answer.
sexy rhymes, not hexy crimes
Lexi and Rex had tex-mex before sex with their exes
sated from mating Kate after a late night date
Becky fuct and suct Buck in his truck
I miss your kisses, the bliss of piss, fisting your sister
I sense incense and incest
love from above
looking at her bust fills me with lust and I want to thrust!
juicy Jesse wants messy Tess
messy Jesse wants juicy Lucy
you rutted a butt-slut? what?
the nurse cursed me with a burst of thirst
I want to put my jelly on Kelli's belly
on the floor in Florida, sex in Texas, and vagina in the Carolinas
addicted to dick, adding addicts to advertisements
cum income, orgasm has 'em
utterly hooked on shuddering
spurt on a shirt, immaculate ejaculate
she gawked at his cock
His penis was Nina's
supple couple and people under the steeple
a bare pair, a horny morning of fornicating
honey bunny, kinky twinks, and lovers under the covers
heat under the sheets, let's get sweaty
the driver of the hearse rehearsed his terse purse curse
Maggie May and Master and Margarita and Mickey Mouse
is a hearse the worst curse?
how does one quell hell? sell wellness!
Yell, ring bells, and cast spells? Do tell!
Walk the talk and totally rock!
awkward jock and absurd nerd
redshirts and redshifts
stir crazy and store crazy
aggression and oppression
cistern sister, and my other brother
I'm calling my tall doll, y'all
fraternal order of the elks and FOE
my friend penned a letter to send to the vendor
the friend lended me legal tender to end (my debt) again
don't sulk about elk and their ilk
AI is annoying, irritating
the penis piss place, and the twat squat spot
imagine a nation in your imagination
dream team, think thin, visions vs. television
the perfumer/nose said I smelled well
shampoos and shampees
medication modifications
vacation vocation, a passion for pushin' potions
Pushkin is pushin' for compassion
a writer for roto-rooter
atheism, b-theism, and c-theism
Garrison Keillor or Christopher Keller:
who's the cooler killer? Doth Beth do death?
she has a rockin' rack
the master meditator eschewed and escaped the rat race
bitchin' bitcoin, it join....she hit my loins
roubles and the Bible and babble about Bob's bib, babe
eagles, beagles, seagulls, bagels, Hagel, Nagel, Smeagol, and google
winnie the pooh eats peas
sights, sounds, smells, and sensations
touch and taste my tattoo
food
eating, having food, staying alive, consuming sustenance, ingesting comestibles, devouring delicious delectable delights, chewing on chow (like cheddar cheese and chipotle chicken chimichangas), satiated by sushi, scrumptious dumplings.
ALL BEINGs, ranked in a hierarchy of best to worst, the most virtuous to the most evil, the most high to the lowest pit of hell (9th circle?). A gradation, from heaven to hell, eternal bliss to seemingly endless torment. Like a perpetual heroin high vs. unremitting torture. A hierarchy in constant flux, or maybe even rotation. Heavenly Host: God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, angels, spirits, lesser gods, and heavenly beings. Or is it all dust to dust. We're all equal, in the end. The same fate: Oblivion. Fade to black. Unremembered, forgotten. Nihility and Nullibiety. Does it even matter what you believe? Belief is virtual reality. Reality is something else altogether, independent of little old you! Rapture is leaving your body behind, and going to meet your maker, in heaven, to live in eternal bliss. Kind of a fun thing to believe in, I guess (provided you aren't disappointed). Souls are cars. Soul is a genre of music. Soles are on your shoes and feet. Seoul is in Korea. Sol is a beer, named after the word 'sun' (in spanish). Sole is a fish, or being the only one. And souls of the dead are... well, I really don't know. A fanciful idea, I guess. I don't believe in ghosts. SOL makes me think of the statue of liberty, or statute of limitations, or silence of the lambs, or standard of living, or sick of life, or even Shit Out of Luck. Apparently, sols are currencies, too. School of Law.
rapture, tribulation, second coming, a thousand year messianic kingdom
doop be doop.....bippity bop
cleanliness is next to godliness, and the messianic messy-panic
kingdumb and queensmart
the genius from Venus, the idiot from Lydia
heavenly hostess, eat the rich,
love people - make them delicious food
God loves you! (with ketchup?)
BHS: blasphemy, heresy, and sacrilege; blessed, holy, sacred
buy and hold stocks, burlingame high school, black hole sun
be home soon, baggage handling system, breath-holding spell
back handspring, bachelor's in health science, british home stores
brain heart soul
heresy is wrong belief. blasphemy is disrespect to a god or godly.
sacrilege is irreverence to a holy person, place, or thing.
possession, perversion, and passion
dip it and flip it and whip it and sip it
hips and lips, in rip city
converted to a subversive pervert
the madness of being second place, the lesser light
lunacy, honeymoon, buzz aldrin, and the souls of dead bees
Jesus and the St. Peter's Basilica, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
virginal vaginal vigil and the pigeon's religion and the message of passage
The St. Peter eater, and basilica silliness, and the Chronicles of Decorum
the phrase 'over time' strikes me as pleonasm (unnecessary repetition)
and what the heck is under time, anyway?
I read the Old Testament during the football overtime, over time (lol)
restated repetitive pleonastic reiteration
Do they worship Aten in Latin?
The priest with the paten wore satin
was Thomas Mann mean and not-nice?
Sleepless in Seattle, fattened in Manhattan
Jesus, who sees us, please please us, don't just tease us
sinners and saints, gods and monsters, angels and demons
knees us queasy? easy peasy
the beast: the rhesus-jesus; the ant - christ (monks in sects)
the lord roared, holding his sword
the land of Nod is not good
but gated communities are great
dogs on the dock
dokken on the docket
DAG's dog digs Doug
snakes that sneak a snack on snickers
cheers, I'm drowning my tears for fears in beers
too male, pale, and stale? Dale's female began to ail in her veil.
But Dale nailed the tale of a whale (he read at Yale).
It was pass or fail, but he didn't bail, and instead set sail.
Snail jail. Dizzy in prison. Incarcerated in my car. Locked up in Tupperware? yup.
Bring a benign being to Boeing! And booing vs. buying Bing (Microsoft)
before benign, I was betwixt and between
I'm into what I'm in for
the vegetarian savagely tore into his cabbage
Arnold the carnivore with the carnie-folk
stomping ground and stamping ground, butterfly flutters by
getting across to an actress
the veget-aryan race
thai a knot-z
Rex, my pet T Rex, eats Chex mix
my ankylosaurus' ankle flouts the flower power
us USA vs. team them
she performed perfumed
sex with the sax player
reasons for persons
every enemy anemone
it is your duty to read Deuteronomy
menial labor can be mean to force on someone
I'm coveting a covenant
mom n' mammon
the factotum's scrotum
I'll do the labor later
greedy grads rant about rent
the sovereign wore mauve to protest poverty
a potentially potent potentate
the West and the rest
the missus went to Masses
Macgyver's cadaver
Elrond practices elf-reliance
reaching heavenly levels
proper prosperity includes property
clicks on the website of my clique
peer pressure to go use the urinal
you ought to try being autistic
a stereotypical stereo
peering out at the pier
who made the maiden? the maid? the made? the mad? the ma?
me vs. we, destination as destiny, resources vs. resourcefulness
emotion as energy in motion
ace, affordable clean energy
bmw, beliefs and models of the world
prevalent evil, at the devil's level
Evelyn and Evel Knievel reveled in a Seville
sick, wicked, kick in the dick
Mick and Nick licked each other's dicks
Rick the hick won off a quick pick (nice trick, prick)
Tick, Vicki, and Wick were feeling icky
an orangutang's fangs
an easy essay for the Aussie
Santorum on Santorini
sacred languages (source language of a religion), divine language (used by the gods)
god! gods orgasmic (with) demons, seraphic profanity
earth-realm, heaven-realm, hell-realm, and the UNIverse (one world is enough)
crime vs. sin, politics vs. religion, church and state, sacred and profane
clerical vs. lay, and Claire is a good lay
abc, anal buggery cum
public relations for pedophile rapists
get loose with your goose, get funky with your monkey
S and M, sex and murder, sex and marriage,
satan and murder, scrubbing and mopping
Sara and me, sadism and masochism,
senior management, super Mario, service member
racist russians having sexist sex
don't STEP on the PETS, pest
a dude in the dew, or in deep doodoo
social status, social standing, and staying silent
hate crime: I hate crime
thought crimes, fashion police, free speech violations
crime doesn't pay? (says Dick Tracy); it DOES: $2.2T a year, worldwide
ripped rapist rapper "in a wrapper" - reaper
achin' to make fake bacon for the deacon
the dog's pa's paws, and ma's mausoleum
old friends with and OLD friend
pigeon religion and insects in sects and ant - Christ
Buddhist monks and the monkey-Buddha
Are you into sin to Hinduism?
sacred sin and profane peace
satisfaction from the reaction to my actions
annoyed with the annointed
the evangelical angel is nominally non-denominational
religion in regions, keeping factions fictional, and a unity of community
calling, purpose, drive, dream, goal, objective, fulfillment, success, hunger, need
playful, fun, happy, positive, love, friendship, connection, pleasure
meaning, significance, value, appreciation, gratitude, contribution
abcdefg: achievement, bliss, comfort, decisions, emotions, fulfillment, giving
FOCUS: on the Wrong? or the Right? completely alters world-view
war, row...
be healthy, mind and body and spirit. get strong, all of it. train your brain.
MBS, mohammed bin salman. mind body spirit.
mortgage backed security, mean bratty selfish
lore galore about the corps of yore
less Jess mess, more war gore
got shot! cut guts, and blood in the mud, insane pain, and death breath
Sexy Lexi likes some quick dick in her hot spot
oh baby! give it to me! maybe a baby will live, and pee a river!
erratically erotic heretic
profane poverty, sacred sex, and income for the hard-up
liquidity on the open market
smelly seems unseemly, fragrant vagrants are deemed lame
but perfume in my room goes boom to my sense of womb to tomb!
No more 'a Nora, even less of Bess, and none of her buns in the sun, hon. Nuns having fun in the sun with guns, hon (...a ton of running). Who's #1?
is this a simulation? or am I in a more real world (that I can't perceive)?
neglect, rape, and abuse and the NRA
demons and pit of hell entities, entities with titties
is Elizabeth Warren evil and wicked? ew
flavors and tastes made me FAT!
bride and daughter, b.a.d.?
arrested for incest, would be best (give it arrest)
pissed at rapists, mad at made men
conniving about knives, nifty k'niffy
no stabbing allowed in this establishment
see eye eh age int
the witch tried to manifest an infestation
the gardener provided leaf relief
Garfield guarded the garden
stimulation from a simulation; born from porn
chewing on Chuy, ingesting Jess
injecting and injuring and ingesting
Gentle dental? I meant mental
this entails Yentl, fentanyl, and rentals
night bites, next neck
previously devious
consuming Sue, ingesting Jess, swallowing wings
eating tings, like meat, or beets, or pigs feet, or wheat
devouring our vows, biting the mighty
biting the heights, biting the bright, biting the light
eating seat and teat, drinking pink
thirst for a hearse, thirst for even worse
a need for a speedy seedy deed
torture in a "safe house"? are you kidding me?
a lead? heed the smells of pee and weed at Reed
forced into a forrest for rest
torturing the Tartars with tarts and tartar sauce
Fred Durst in Thurston county, cursed with
a burst of of the worst terse verse,
interspersed with nurses putting his hearse in reverse
PKC, public-key cryptography, and psychopathic killer clowns
smelly Kelli and e-kill (inter-net); Kelli means 'warrior'
stinky Binky, smelly Kelly, and fragrant vagrants
a nasty cast of odorous coders
eagle eye with an evil eye
fought n' gotten rotten
as your king, I am asking
devils, demons, monsters, pit of hell entities, and hellions
gods, angels, saints, heavenly choir, and heavenly host
hate and love, misery and bliss, torment and joy, agony and ecstasy, happy and sad, content and depressed, calm and anxious, life-affirming and suicidal, good and bad, virtuous and evil, interesting and boring, fun and drudgery, smart and stupid, disagreeable and pleasant, glee and gloom, hope and despair, faith and unbelief, suffering and satisfaction, pain and pleasure, torture and rapture.
above and below
what's up, doc? the opposite of down. what's happening, now. the top of the hierarchy. from earth's surface, down is in the direction toward the center of the earth. there is no down in space. and everything is in space. Up! is a movie. Down is a type of comforter, and syndrome. Moving up in the world is gaining status or wealth or fame. Going down on someone is sexual. Up and down is sexual, as is above and below. Getting up and staying up. Uppers and downers are drugs. Love above and feeling low, below. Who's on top? Tops and bottoms. "she only comes when she's on top" - Laid, by James (1993). A big bottom at the big top. a chubby butt at the circus. Dreidel, spin the top. Bottom-feeders and at the bottom of the heap. Bellowing below deck. A dove above. High and lofty. Down to earth. high and mighty (ham). high on drugs. on the down low. over and under. over finished and done, and underway, ongoing, and current. underwear and overalls. hats and shoes. woleb and evoba?
waiter fantasy:
I may be a waiter, but I'm only human, and my patience is wearing thin.
How much longer is your limit?
About 30 seconds.
Then what?
Then I murder your family.
Okay, I'll have the bacon cheeseburger.
Kelli and Jesse, Kells and Jesus, Kali and Zeus, KLE and JSE
Keely and Jeezy? Goin' back to Cali. I don't think so.
Jess, Kell, and JK (just kidding, Jack Kilmartin, Rowling)
Jammu and Kashmir
"JK business" (joshi-kosei) : paid pseudo-dating with japanese hs girls
so, Ireland, Palestine, India, Greece,
Cameroon, South Africa, Colombia,
Pakistan, China, and Japan.
and of course California. Califas? lol.
suicidality at prospect of jail/prison/incarceration/being locked up?:
1. there are worse things
2. and better things after
3. and some good things during
4. suicide is hell
5. and if you live long enough, maybe rapture
e.g. torture, love, interesting/fun people and service/learning, maybe even literally (definitely for loved ones left behind), the promise of technology..
bodacious Erinacious thoughts:
When the Erinyes were told to use listerine, the Furies were furious
and erinaceous errands (chores of a hedgehog)
Erin marinated the rare spare-ribs with care
carin' for Erin's pet heron (not that foul howling owl of Rowling)
Pairin' Erin with Darren, Karen with Bobby McFerrin,
Baron with Sharon, and Aaron with a prayer
Airin' Karen wearin' barely anything
Sarah and Terrance, don't spray sarin on the Terrans!
Erin's McLaren is faster than Ron's Veyron
