Pastafarian Sufi

God

My Path

See wikipedia.  Read the bible. Research a cult, like Adidam.  

Grow up Catholic, with your mom’s sister a nun.  Go to Mass.  Think.

Talk to JW’s and LDS people at your door, and at their tables.

Take the Scientology personality test, and try their e-meter thing.

Have a name that translates to Jesus, evokes Zeus, and anagrams to ‘as earth’

The name is also See SJ.  Go to a Jesuit high school.  

Take an anthropology of religion class in college, 

and a freshman honors class in Theology.

Have a deep and abiding respect for Nature, go hiking and camping.

Go to a few black church services.  

Read Anne Rice, watch Star Wars, and flirt with the dark side.

Evil: Darth Vader and Blackula,  SD BLAM.  

satan, devil, beelzebub, lucifer, antichrist, mephistopheles

Visit a seminary, and sit in on 4 or 5 classes.

Hear voices, and wonder if prayer really is telepathy with God.

Go to a Scientology service, outdoor masses (Cobb, Cazadero, Guerneville),

  Christian Science service, unitarian, buddhist, anything.

Be a jedi.  Play with numerology.  Jesse Teshara is 49, for example.  DI.

6 di.  Sex me.  J die.  Die satan.  Say, ten.  J.  Jesus and the Force.  2.  Jew.

Research all religions.  Jewish service, Muslim service, anything.  

Make your own religion.   Incorporate the best of everybody’s rituals and beliefs.

Read everything.  Write even more.  Make people laugh.  Know thy comedy.

Annette Riddle and The Riddler and Voldemort (lord move T).

Uncle Tom and Sister Salazar and Godfather Dick Zonca.

Hairy weed smoker (potter)

Whatever.  Buddhist Jewish Jedi christian devotee of adi da.

Scientologist bokononist pastafarian atheist.  Sufi, mystical islam.

It’s all good! Like food, eat everything, excrete the shit, keep and be the good stuff.