Necrophobia

Zombies, necromancy, and rising from the dead

Able to escape your tomb, hopefully

   Buried with noisemakers, or a tube to the surface for air

I’m not dead yet! - Monty Python

Stasis, like a vampire, or Cthulhu, or King Kong, waiting to awaken, be unearthed

   Or like the super old bacteria frozen in ice

Belief that the dreamworld is an actual world, not just imagination, or imaginary

Ghosts, or like Jesus - showing up on toast or whatever.. !

What is black magic?  Like sorcery or voodoo- 

    Evil spirits for evil purposes; communicating with, and raising the dead

Born again, and dying again (of course!!)

Maybe fake your own death, find a substitute!!

Kanye and Cornel West, or Oliver North, on Easter!

GOD, good orderly directions: it's that away

Happy Easter.  Feliz Pascua.  But remember: 

      No one no one no one lives forever! Hey! -oingo boingo

Hop faster and Happy Easter! From a beastly hippy, at a Hopi feast!

  

a fun little thought this morning:

   who'd a thunk Tom Hanks 

   thinks thanks for 

   tirthankaras and Mr. Hanky?

Jain says, a load of crock, if you ask me:

kevala gyana (pure infinite knowledge)

omniscience, complete understanding, supreme wisdom

I say, no one lives forever and nobody knows everything

I know this!  ha (people throw the word 'infinite' around unthinkingly)

verses versus vampyr

incantations and trinkets of deceit

the Big Suck

like a black hole tractor beam

(if a BH had infinite gravity...

   the entire universe would instantly be swallowed up

   which isn't the case, so ∞ g doesn't exist)

Thanksgiving for Christmas and Easter

Gratitude to God for Christ

and resentment: it's all his fault, as well

Good Friday is called Black Friday, BLM

Jesus wasn't blonde, with blue eyes, lol

   crucify him! crucify him!  

if you're going through hell, keep going

a message DFW didn't grok

necrophobia is the fear of corpses, anything associated with death

thanatophobia is the fear of dying

gerascophobia is the fear of getting old

gerontophobia is fear of, disdain for, or aversion to, old people

apeirophobia is the fear of everlasting life

phobophobia is the fear of fear itself

theophobia is fear of god

   autophobia, fear of yourself (being alone)

no fear is a clothing brand

David, Covid, Ovid and Ophidia

Avid reader of works by gravid Safavids

Rabid rabbits and rabbis with bad eyes

Where’d you put the keys, girl?

Monkeys, donkeys, and turkeys

Drink whiskey with smokey (the bear)

Jockeys play hockey and other malarkey

things to say in a keynote address

descending into madness, dim

anger with mom and dad, white hot

crazy with me and dave, mci

kooks, kookookachoo

orangutan says ook

reed the book, move the rook, feed the cook

by hook or by crook, breakfast nook

nookie and cookies, sex and candy

sacto, sack toe, theory of everything

can you falsify the theory that nothing exists?

maybe a slap in the face, lol