Diabolism

God drank a beer

 It’s always now.   Wear a watch that says now.   A wrist sundial might be fun, too.  All good!  Is torture good?   Torture is never good.  Pain can be good, however.   I mean, that’s why it exists, to tell us when we need to heal.  But sadistic cruelty ain’t right.   Can I think of an exception to this rule?   Like if it prevents a nuclear holocaust or something?  A case can be made.  A lesser evil is sometimes necessary.  If I were to consider all evil as equally heinous, then eating meat would merit the death penalty.  Or murder a slap on the wrist.  You get the picture.  What’s the worse crime imaginable?  Worse even than Hitler’s 6 million jews?  Or Stalin’s (up to) 20 million people?   You could kill Everyone.   That would top the list.   Like killing God, say.   The devil, if successful, would annihilate every last fucker on Earth.  Wars, famine, pestilence, disease.  The devil could get scientific, and design a virus.  Or build a bomb.  Or get his hands dirty, and kill more than the leader of serial killers, Harold Shipman, who killed 218 people himself, up to 250 possibly.  Rack up the count, like a video game.  But even the devil wants to live.  Totalicide is basically unthinkable.  No one is that twisted.  Life is good.  Like food and sex and sunbathing by the pool and going to the library for books and music and movies.  Restaurant and travel and roller coasters and beauty.   Like beautiful women, art, dance, nature, athleticism…

God could be worse than the devil, if He wanted.   If it’s all good, like people say, then an asteroid impact, or nuclear winter, or a supervolcano, or aliens with a death star space-laser, or a virus that makes zombies, or even all these things at once, if He wanted!  Everyone could be atheists, and that would piss off God, right?  I don’t think God believes in Himself, actually.  But  if God wanted to out-devil the Devil, he could be completely depraved and nasty-wicked.  Like blow up the sun, or crash the moon into us, or abc weapons (atomic, biological, chemical), or scare the shit out of everyone while they’re sleeping, with nightmares beamed into each of our fucking meathead skulls.  The number and severity of crimes could skyrocket, with amorality and vice the norm, spreading over the whole world, making everyone miserable.   Murders, robbery, gangs, arson, sabotage, bombings, rape, assault, torture, kidnapping, slavery, false imprisonment, poisonings, the gamut.  Hopelessness and depression and suicide.  What did I forget, omit?  Defacing property and vandalism and disfigurement.   Spraying acid on people and, of course, don’t forget, using a flamethrower, god’s favorite weapon.  A chaos of anarchy, mayhem, savagery, cruelty, brutality, the sadistic infliction of pain, with stabbings, blindings, cutting out tongues, starvation, panic, madness, executions, sickness, wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth.  Killer robots and waves of aggressive spiders and the joy of crushing enemies, foes, adversaries, anyone and everyone who has ever bothered you, for any reason whatsoever.  Like not caring, anomie, apathy, ignorance, incuriosity.  Wake up, idiots!!  Schadenfreude, the bliss of observing people getting their due, what’s coming, what they all deserve, their just desserts.  Jesus died for your sins?  Fuck that.  Everyone should get their own personal justice.  Universal pain.  Everyone’s fate is death, in any case.  So it doesn’t matter.  There are around 12 supervolcanoes.   Yellowstone is the biggest.  Each is 7 times bigger+ than the greatest eruption in recorded history (Mt. Tambora).  

Okay, enough diabolism.  Schadenfreude evokes sh, sad, Freud, fraud, afraid, Frodo.  Nonsense, nun sense, and nonesuch.  I’m just saying stupid shit.  The flame-thrower bit is antiphrasis.  Which I shouldn't have to say.  So yeah, whatever, nevermind.  

musical darkness:

murmurs about murder, violent violins, drum beatings, bones and trombones, base bass, Mt. Tambor-ine, locals on vocals, a pair of horns, death metal, Poison, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground... "your instrument is impressive"