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The Heavenly Heavies

God’s Assassin - sent to kill God?  God’s all over that.  Heaven is a fortress.  His angels are mighty warriors, able to repel the onslaught of even the darkest, oldest demons.  He knows all their weaknesses.  God always wins.  There’s really no contest.  But the devil’s resentment reaches outrageous levels, from time to time, that need release.  So God permits them to let off some steam - maybe allowing the hellions to “kill” a few Heavies.  It doesn’t matter.  God gives the Heavies a rebirth, anyway (which the hellions aren’t aware of).   So it all works out.

People in heaven often get really fat, just like the happy Buddhas they are.  And many take up bodybuilding.  So it’s appropriate that the residents of heaven are called “Heavies.”  Heavenoids just doesn’t have the same cachet.  Heavenese makes it seem like they were born there, when really it’s a land of immigrants.  Heavy is just fine.   God is the deepest of thinkers.  

Murder Most Foul!