Jesse's Blog: My Super Sweet 16

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Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My Super Sweet 16

Life is cruel, life is shit, life is unfair, I can't stand you fucking bastards.

In other words, God is not pleased.

British satirist Charlie Brooker compared the show My Super Sweet 16 to an "Al Qaeda recruitment film" on his tv show Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. He was joking (?).

I'm NOT.

I'm still a merciful God. I'm sorry but the money for these free cherry red Jaguars these spoiled rotten kids are getting better damn well trickle down to the most needy. That's all I have to say.

Making a killing may just be, literally, killing. Rethink your wicked lives, people.

And the next time you think life is cruel, or you've been dealt a poor hand, well... life isn't a game of cards, okay? It isn't even a game. Get real.