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Monday, June 22, 2020

a few thoughts

Larry's lair

layers of lawyers, liars, and lou
B for butt, breasts, balls
   B for bactrian, D for dromedary (2 humps and 1!)
   bb, big belly, bodybuilding, broken brain, big brother
       bulging biceps, brilliant brain, blue balls, bad blood
       bernie bro, barry bonds, bb king, bb gun, best buy
   bbbb, bloody black backpack back
   bbb, beach blanket babylon
too much mulch
coin rolls make me think of dime bags and rolling papers
young Jung
rolex and rolodex
bike, books, bank, and bunkum
lazy and crazy ways, amazing, for days
hustle for asshole, unphased by gays
dictator director
unlearned and (reward) unearned
papal people that use paypal
unlocks the door, and walks the floor
memories of mammaries
   memos, memes, and mma
yoga and yogurt
realm of real men
Tariq on a trek
contemn and vilipend
    the dishonorable and dishonest
munificent and beneficent and magnificent
making cents, stop making scents
ubiquitous iniquity, omnipresent presents, thief grief
grievances and ants
grieve at grave, groove at grove
impurity of security, fury of jury
missing kisses
hollow be my name
pitiless hit list, fist missed
callous Alice has malice
they played Thomas Tallis at the palace
the priest invoked both the phallus and the chalice
a few jews queued at the new zoo, too
I knew you were a jew!
exquisite visit!  I had a sublime time.
   said Ron, upon leaving the salon
Juan just yawned, and ate his flan
shout out to the devout - without doubt
you're the bee's knees!
no doubt, you'll rout the lout when you bout
eating dates with dates on dates, on dates
smoking chronic, with a gin and tonic
the pro's and con's of prostitution and the constitution
the secretary has secrets, sucker
the fuss about floss?  tooth loss!  that's the truth, boss
fleas, flies, and the flu
fools that flew foo fighters
bikes, books, and bucks
gazing at gays, a fear of queers (merely rear, dear)
insects in sex, like faggot maggots, or meat-eating beetles
a weird year of beers, jeers, tears, and ear-gear for my lear jet
out of the closet, but in-ept, in-capable, in-competent, and in-sane
snoopy and snapple and I need a haircut (snippy)
signaling I'm single, single and ready to mingle
pringles and no habla ingles
a soft spot for the hard stuff
get out of my head, heart, dreams, bed, room, house
the parents of clarence
the uncle's carbuncle
cold-hearted hotties in hell
wc fields in a wheel chair
retired, retarded, wretched
fever, dry cough, shortness of breath - covid 19
   achy throat, phlegm, runny nose? (something else)
hillary pilloried
cfr: code of federal regulations,
      council on foreign relations, case fatality rate
daily rotation, annual revolution
challenged and changed
mad dogs, like loony Junie, and loopy Snoopy
radio, radio waves, radiation, radioactivity, radio activity (!)
have you ever blinked, with your eyes already closed?
a small smile, a mall mile, a tall tale, a little battle, a brittle rebuttal
just like 'dog years,' will there be 'sentient computer' years? ("squillions!")
rain on the ocean shows God is absurd
what's up? hi! (or high) (high: altitude, on drugs, status, or happy)
   AOTA (all of the above, like God taking cocaine on Everest, lol)
Rumi and RME (recurring monthly expenses)
resume and resume (job history) are two different words, entirely
I just learned that apoplectic, besides being enraged,
     can also mean: internal bleeding
do lives really matter? no lives matter! (j/k)
   channeling my inner voldemort
   matter as substance, bodies: souls are just mind, if that?
     ontological nihilism (nothing exists!)
   or, Metaphysical solipsism is a variety of solipsism.   Based on a philosophy of subjective idealism, metaphysical solipsists maintain that the self is the only existing reality and that all other realities, including the external world and other persons, are representations of that self, and have no independent existence.

daze of the weak
when, Wednesday?
Jamaican Monday, mon
2's day (jesus? beast? jew? couples/parents?)
thurgood marshall's Thursday (or Thor's)
3 days of heat: fry on Friday, satan on Saturday, sun on Sunday!
satyrs, satan, sat (scholastic aptitude test), and saturn day
turd day (Thursday, Saturday), ha
hope you had a nice satan's turd day?!

Larry, there, in his lair
Larry, where? has no hair!
Larry's head is bare, in bed is where
Teshara, there, dead the scare -
dare to care, and stare at the rare pair!
hear! hear! shed no tears, enjoy a beer
and never fear, for a fair mare, is running there
not too clever, well, whatever

and, the difference between Thanks and Thankyou-
S and U, hiss and smile, sad and happy
for what it's worth (they're still the same)
's is possession and s at the end signifies plural
(S can mean Allah, or Satan/Santa, both)
po-zest

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