Jess' Mess

Rhyme time, meds before bed, real deal

Wise Guise

Why?  Y?  Wai?  Wise.

Pets or pests?  Pests of the past.   

Birst: bugs, insects, roaches, spiders, termites.

Insects in sects.  Termite churches, in birches.  Sex sects.  Ant christ.

Herman’s vermin.  Balzac’s ball sack.  Conservative conservatory.

Testes, scrotum, gonads.  Ads, scrum, tests.

Stupid, dumb, foolish.  Ignorant, uneducated, incurious.  

Retarded, slow, dim-witted.  MIT, morons imbeciles twits. 

Submit.  Mitt Romney, catcher in the Rye.  Submarine mission.

Furiously curious.  Damon’s demons.  Yuri and Mme. Curie.  U+I.  

Lines of work, wor-K, low, light of the world, war kill, whirled:  

soldiering, slaughterhouse workers, exterminators, abortionists

Making money, making a killing, soldiers of fortune/mercenaries

SF, for tunes, have mercy Aries, libraries- libra and Aries, hm

Mark, mice and rats, killed.   A beast named Mark.  MOB.

ferocious, precocious, atrocious.   Super-Cali-Fragilistic-Expi-allah-docious.

Nauseous at the office.  Ice, malice, justice, icing on cake.

Police officers of justice.  ICE.  Suffice.  Suffering ice.

Cold weather, whether or not, see old.   USS Cole.  

Cruel crew, wicked Nick, victorious Vicki, Savage cabbage.

Poison in the hoisin sauce.  German germs.  Irish ire.  Skittish British.

mindless, unthinking, zombies.  brainless, blank, void.  Uncritical.

Young and foolish.  Tots, untaught.  Abecedarians at Darien.

unread, unthoughtful, unwise, dull, thick, blockhead.

You’re a genius. -v People are stupid. -v   Boob-tube, hypnotized.

You might be real.  I’m laughing.  -v

They’re smiling at how real it got -v

Beginners, begging for gin, innings and outings, b-Guinness

Cream and the Supremes.  Deemed dreaming memes.

If dreams are interesting, you might be into resting.

Redding, California and Reading, England and Reed college.

BAPS, beef and pork salami.  Shalom, Salome.  Salad and me.

Tooth truth, incisive incisors, brain freeze from polar molars

Old, bold, cold, fold, sold rolled gold, hold, mold, told

Polling the Polish,  Oakenfold folder, Soulled.  Sol on ice.

Jung and yutes,  old and cold, like chilled-ren.  Chosen frozen.

solid, stolid, pallid, knowledge, knowing, no-ing, ledge, heath 

Sad, sick and diseased, sorrow and depression, song and dance

Depravity is deeply depressing, not like a tongue depressor

Tam, there’s always more. Tam’s tomorrow, only a day away.

Spires, spies, (jackie) Speier, spirit, spit, (britny) spears, shakespeare

inspiration, perspiration, respiration, expiration

Spiro-gyro graph, Spiro Agnew, Agnes of God

Real riels reel, Re-L.   Wreel?  Reality left me reeliing.  Unreal.

Religion, legion all over again, re-ligion (?), really real

despair, depression, disaster, dismay, death, destruction, decay

Hank and Spank, Spanx anxiety, stress anxiety worry, saw

Raunchy French wenches, French kissing, Sarah and Ellen, Paris

Paris Hilton, parish, perish, pair-ish, stupid cupid, born horny

Military, Terry, billet, rank, tanks, bodies stank.  Pieces of peace.

Offer, off her.   Kill Bill.  Murder herder.  Wish for fish.  Death breath.

Meth with seth.  Heroin heroines.  Horse, of course.  Hoarse at dinner’s din.

Playing scrabble with the rabble.  Billet, fill it.  Billfold wallet.

SH, spirit healing, stairway to heaven, sacred heart, social hell

Wavy gravy in the navy.  Ship hypnosis.  Oh captain my captain.

Hot coals in cold weather, whether the weather is cold, or not/hot

Spiro eat gyros, Frank eats franks, Freud eats food.

Alive.  The phew, the proud.  Marines parade, pride parade, of lions.

Boo-a-side, suicide, sue a side, litigation, gay shun, smeer the queer

Tears for fears, near beer, ears to hear, queer steer?  

Weird, wired, and bob weir.  Bright light, fight night, white spite.

A vapid and crappy rap.  Leap in sleep, the nap gap. 

Slap on a jock strap, and a dapper cap.

Fall through a wall.  Rape is a slimy crime.  Lad’s nads.

Immaculate ejaculate.  Merry Mary.  Scary Harry, Larry, Barry.

Car alarm, keeps beeping.  Turn it off, officer, to turn me on.

Where’s the beef?  In cattle.  They make steak.  Cowshwitz.

Fighting the cattle’s battle.  Death rattle.  Spat and that’s that.

Weeping veep.  Kamala’s homily.  Rom-com.  Dream-team.

Dom from ‘Nam.  Nerdy words dropped like bird turds.

Cats and cattle, battle for Seattle.  Kaitlin 8 din.

Humans in tombs.  Sky burial.   Aerial Ariel.

Better dead than red.  Take your med, she said.

GI, go insane.  Zed’s dead.  Basic- if tired, then goto bed.

Wickedly sick.  Comet vomit.  Duke’s puke.  Stick the sick.

Don’t interrupt my eruption, said Cane.

Volcanos and hurricanes.  Kaine, insane.  

Raining brain, gun shot wound to the head, deadheads

Logic and truth, truth and trust, long time, long-term, belt

Dumb numb bum, homeless, cold wet exposed, HL

Mick’s a dick, sticking a dagger like Jagger

Retarded cardinal needs to read the bard

Hard guards tend their garden

Listen, Satan tends to ten tennis in Tennessee

Write a tome about your home in Rome, took a book

Enemy, end-you, ene-you, enya, yanni, yawn

Give in, take meds, give me 20, take your time

Meek and weak, sneak a peek, at taking a leak

Unique freak, likes fecal reek - eek

Extrude a log, flushed in a rush

Crap your pants to a flapper dance

Poop group, potty hotties, having a shit-fit

speakin’ of the freakin’ deacon

Nightmare, fight there.   screamy dream.  Make awake.

Vine’s white wine, fine dining, I me mine, decline to whine

Prince, fingerprints, of peace, of darkness, of Wallachia

Ate bait, fish fate, I h8 w8ng 4 my l8 d8.

Cursing nurses.   Thirst for the worst.  

The twitch, that is all.  TIA.  Aunt is no ant.

There is always something, sum 28957

Human, like Newman.  Alive with knives.

Sin more, win the war.   Damn dam.  

Fission and fusion, fizzy drinks and physics.

Ambition to paint like Titian

Mind grind, writer’s right to perform rites

Sad dad, bothered father

Bee’s knees,  honey buns, moon your honey

candies can dies, chocolate chalk o’ late

how long has it been since it’s been rinsed?

Purified if I’d cried, rubbed and scrubbed, gosh, josh washed

God’s body, strong, clean, rested, beautiful, healthy

modern sod urn for father Dodd

Broom, bedroom, bathroom

Satan weeps when you sweep, I-scream

Tainted saints, maintain painting

Dive in if you strive to drive wives

Pure cure, clean scene, cleansed lenses, spotlessly thoughtless

Howling at JK Rowling, owls and fowl and ow and fouls

Anne Rice would be nice on a bed of rice (J/K)

I tried to confide, but I was denied.  The guide died.

Yoga in a toga, saga of lady gaga, lurching to church

Laurie’s story, the second story of the library

Sith myth, quota iota, banned bands, funky monkey

Punk smells skunky, monk is a hunky junkie

Saintly, subversive, transgressive

Inane and insane, like rogaine in the slow lane

Meet and greet, a great mate, hello gotta go, hi and bye

Coke in my mocha, pinafore metaphor

Fag dag, and the newish jewish fag hag

Gagging at wag bags, with shit in it

Saga of soggy dog’s logs, smile at the pile

Progressive synagogue, prog gog

ff, forest fires, French fries, fist of fury, foxy female

Only you can prevent ff, okie dokie, smokey!

Friendship and fellowship, over fast food

Loony Junie, kooky Kaleb, shaggy Shelby, poopy Snoopy

Betty Boop drives a coupe, insensate inmates

Mellow fellows, temple tempo, low and slow

Fluid druids, Stonehenge revenge, was Reagan a pagan?

A little brittle, attitude of gratitude, sensitive mensans

Fragile but agile, a fun one, the force, of course

Dragon wagon, laggin’.  Hardy through cardio.

Dead in bed, demon semen, coughin’ up for coffin

Meds for your head, before bed, he said

Bled dead, death breath, write right rite

Straighten up and fly wright

Repairing republican representative’s reputations

Repetition and re-petition, pet tits, heavy petting

Appetite, bon appétit, there’s an app for that

Crime doesn’t pay, well maybe a dime for that crime

Your best bet is to make it sweat

Rays of praise, thinking thanks, sun is #1, warm dormitory

Smells ring a bell, incense scents, roman aroma

Struggle with muggles, trouble with tribbles

Jogging a dog in the fog

A spate of spats

kkk, kenpo karate kick

Decline to recline, ambitious on a la-z-boy

Sit down, the situation is in transition

Retired, and the truck is re- tired

Prudent students, go to bed, even pre-med

Lawyer in the foyer reads deeds

Mercenary shows mercy, hessian confession

Factional action, contact with a contract killer

Tired, wired, fired, sick, sad, stupid, sick and sacked

Rape pillage and burn, ruthless Bader Ginsburg, rpg

Torch and torture, earnings from burnings

DA on drugs and alcohol

Mirth on earth, what’s a birth worth?

Stars and bars, last call for alcohol

Fireplace and hell

Infection rejection, infarction at a park

Snow blower, oh oh

Snow es no, holy si

Pope on the ropes, but he can cope

Pc, pitcher catcher, piece, peace, peach

babylon, babbling brook, speak in tongues, released

 One verse universe

Sleep sheep, nap app, ya yeah YHWH

Knowing snow, thawts on ice

Time emit, devil lived, god dog, and walnuts stun law

Liz the lizard, a reptilian

Ma and pop, maize and popcorn

Amazing maze, crazed in Arizona

Shit, Hawaii is in the middle

Conniving convicts, contract killers, and contact with connie

Don’t call your country a cunt (but a container u can)

Extra slutty olive oil, oh oh

Slo down, give up, yo yo ma

Protect your neck, sarcasm sarcoma

Risk of RISC (religion is a social control)

Undertaking the role of undertaker

satan, stan, taking a stand, bearing a standard, Saturday

Pee, pp, piss, urine, micturate, number 1, take a leak

Computer porn, cum pewter

eucharist, eu a christ, ingest, in jest, in jess t, lift up your hearts

Glad sandwich bags, cheer detergent, joy dish soap

Blessed bliss, islam and lamb of god and log and blog and

Lucifer antichrist mephistopheles beelzebub (lamb)

Can’t spell lamb without mal. (b-less)

SD, spiritual drink, satan devil, spear it, chew, dr. Ink 

Wholly holy holes

Lard (fat) and Laird (Hamilton), fit.   (loard??)

lord, lored, L or D: light or darkness, life or death, love or depravity, like or dislike, Luke or earth

ash, angels saints heavenly host

An egret with no regrets

Ingress or egress, adore, do or die, islam I slam, gentiles gentle

input, output, put out, putine, poutine, pooh teen, put in, eat - excrete

Go to glow, shun the sun, born again, eye-deas

Caught thoughts, spirit hears it, prayer for fair

Tots taught to trick or treat

LP of limbo, purgatory.  Music, am you sick.