God's Blog: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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L-I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 52) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God; I am.

I have smitten and eaten the flying spaghetti monster. He was delicious. Of course, if you believe I am what I eat, then you may continue worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my person. I am happy when I see images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for they remind me of my tasty and delicious, delightful and nutritious, wonderful and filling meal. With a nice bottle of chianti. No, it was a bottle of Lady of the Lake sparkling pear wine. Sorry.

All about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I usually eat piles of poop, so don't even think about eating me.