Begats

What you need to hear and know about life

You were made by sex, for sex.  You are a created creator.  Life is for more life, for marriage, for family, for love, for children.  The more, the merrier.  Evolution is about reproductive success.  It’s why we all exist.  Survival of the fittest is about genetics.  Courting is about genes and resources.  We are biological machines, programmed by our DNA, for survival and reproduction.  That is God.  That is the Creator.  Not some priest who calls himself a Father.  Or Jesus’ dad, whoever that was.  But maybe some hypnosis is in order, and doesn't hurt.  Mother Earth is Heaven.  We’re evolved to live here.  Everywhere else is a hellscape.  Space is inhospitable and unwelcoming.  Exoplanets are not humanity’s hope.  It’s here or nowhere.  Our planet is our home.  We live and die here.  We shouldn’t be forced to look for survival elsewhere, in the Vast.  And we’re just animals, who are part of the ecosystem, and should therefore respect all life, in the interest of our own survival.  I could be wrong.  Maybe I’m just a crazy idiot.  But I don’t think so. 

     ALL LIFE might be wrong.  Maybe I mean MOST LIFE.  I don’t even know that, actually.   I mean, bacteria and viruses are kind of like life, too - and there are terrorists, of course, from other cultures - and god could chuck a rock at us and destroy us all - or Mother Earth could vomit:  a supervolcano could be a civilization-killer - among many other dangers, besides disease and pandemic and plague, like war or famine or …or zombies or space-aliens, lol…   So life could be hopeless, no matter how respectful we are.  But we’re programmed to live, so we’ll do what we gotta do.   Life finds a way.  You can be gay, but have hundreds of children through sperm-donations, say.  Or other similar madness, like adoption or slavery or harems or great wealth and power.  Or go colonize the stars, lol.  To each his own.   I like adoption.  I was adopted.  It's not necessarily bad.  In fact, it's almost always good, I think.  Genghis Khan had 1000-2000+ kids (!).   Be fruitful and multiply.  He must have eaten a lot of apples.

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Queer Gay Homosexual Faggotry, Buggering, and Perversion

Whatever does it for you, floats your boat, turns you on

Lubricant and amyl nitrite poppers and condoms and a viagra

A bed and some privacy and some thumping music and porn

And a body or two, maybe some personality you like, 

   Or even love, a little

'I’m a perv' is anagram  of ‘vampire’.   Blood fetish.  Or the color red.

BDSM and whipping and bondage and, of course, sucking

Drinking a bloody Mary/Gary, or a V8, or a cocky Coke

Gatorade bottles are a bit phallic, like sausages

   Butt whatever;  smoking fags; flaming (lips, butthole surfers)

Holy holes and sacred sacrum and rectal rectitude

Unnatural snatch, one-way street, santorum

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