Shocking improvement
My roommate bought one of those electric ab stimulators, and is using me as his guinea pig. I have a distended belly -gut- that needs urgent action, so I’m trying it. Couldn’t hurt. I mean, I don’t have a defibrillator. I do have an apple watch, which I’m not wearing. Instructions say don’t eat for a half hour before use. Use for 10-20 minutes, twice a day. Keep gel pads clean. I tried it for 10 minutes on a low setting. I’m gonna try 20 minutes on a higher setting, see how I feel. Kinda fun. Kinda funny, too. Not sure how much he paid for it. Designed by a soldier, supposedly. Ooh rah. Supposed burns fat and stimulates muscle growth, both. We shall see. How long until results, I wonder. Turn it up to 11, lol.
I have a jump rope. And can do jumping jacks, burpees. Planks. Even go swimming. All avenues are being pursued. Death to belly fat!! Let there be abs! I WILL get there. Discipline, willpower, motivation, persistence, and intensity. Shocking improvement!! A new me, a new body, a new look, a new feel. Strong, fit, healthy, well, sane. Git r done. Just do it. Onward, Here I come.
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