Deitization

How to be God

Know thyself

Be good

Play the role

Change your name

Stay interesting

Start a cult, grow a following

Make the world better

Love everyone

Be deep, insightful, wise, kind

Look good, feel good

Read everything, write daily

Constantly grow, improve, help

Provide a philosophy service

Be happy, make others happy, love life

Incorporate  and integrate all religions

Die well 

:-)   lots of wordplay: 

government official declarations, 

governor's orders/decisions

giving out donations, 

delicate ground operations,

guns officers drugs/drinking

good officers dismissed

DEI, diversity, equity, inclusion

bashed and battered with brutal blows with force and frequency

don't dismiss DeSantis

(phallic phrase: remembering dismemberment with longing)

incomprehensible compensation

diversity, discipline, data

debate and disagreement, discussion and dispute,

generated over dismissals, defunding

corporate cowboys and the public purse

hey Zeus- Jesus? he's us!  his genius see's us

grievance- online disinformation

google on disk, garage (rock) on demand, gathering dust

gay organizers detention, gathering outdoors to drink, dance

graduate of Duke, drunk on gimlets

gin or distilled water

Ghana, Oman, Djibouti

   oh man! have you seen the Omen?

internally international

illustrious lust

humility vs. humiliation

Gabon, The Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Greece, 

Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana

+

Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic

self + A = fleas

a fully grown flea weighs 0.0000353 oz.

16 oz. is 1 pound, so how many fleas weigh 240 pounds?!

(don't forget to add the weight of the fleas' souls)

Religions often offend:

threat of karmic retribution, in this world or the next

               eternal hellfire

               justice ("avenged sevenfold")

or,

promise eternal reward in paradise, for virtue

              the bliss of God's love

behavior modification with promised/virtual +/- inducements:

carrots and sticks, promises and threats, rewards and punishments

pleasure and pain, bliss and suffering, for cost/benefit analysis

(santa knows if you've been bad or good...)

Joy, Contentment vs. Torture, Torment

ciao, chow

eggs are the (monstrous) waste products of a menstrous hen

milk is the lactic fluid of a female bovine

ice cream is the formed colloid of an emulsion dispersion

I scream, you scream, we all scream for eye cream

querulous queer ass with a cuirass

pneumatic newman

telekinesis? tell a friend!

static at the Vatican re: bats in the attic

guardian, security guard, life guard, bodyguard, and gardeners