Unflagging flock of flatulent fleas!
Anec-data, by the numbers:
Saturn now has 145 moons
350k described species of beetles
English has 171,146 currently used words (and 47,156 obsolete)
Shakespeare coined 1700 English words
Olivia is the #1 female baby name of 2022
62.2% of the US workforce is “job-satisfied”
Methuselah (from the bible/OT) was said to have lived 969 years
Jeanne Calment, a woman from France, is the oldest (documented) supercentenarian, at 122 years, and 164 days (living between 1875-1997); the other JC lived to 33.
Forensics is 4 and 6
No one is without sin. Every single one of us, the devil inside.
The world’s oceans hold over 352 quintillion gallons of water
(352,670.000,000,000,000,000 gallons) salt water
(“there are trillions of gallons of fresh water, on earth)
Song for a future generation, by the B-52’s, has the lyric,
“wanna be the nicest guy on earth”
I have 7 sources of news: Wikipedia, NYT, Economist, Wapo202 (email), 1440 (email), Flash briefing (Amazon Echo), Yahoo. And the Onion (fake news).
I have 7 dictionaries (and 1 book of baby names):
Chambers, Reverse Dictionary, Roget’s thesaurus, Webster pocket thesaurus, Scrabble dictionary, French, Spanish
A to Z in Arizona
Graz, Styria, is the 2nd largest city in Austria, after Vienna
A place for grazing
‘Jesse’ (my name) means the whole office of the eucharist
(t.w.o.). eucharistic canniblism and vampirism,
eating body and drinking blood, food and beverage,
ambrosia and nectar, BBC (body, blood of christ)
The bible was written: OT (1200-65 BC), NT (first century AD)
Agreement on the NT canon wasn’t reached until the 5th century
The earliest compilation resembling the NT was the Muratorian canon (200 AD)
The sun’s temperature? 5778K or 11,000ºF (surface)
27 million ºF (core); (earth’s core reaches 10,800ºF)
The hottest temp ever recorded, 4 trillion degrees C (in an atom smasher)
134ºF (highest earth surface temp) (in California)
Bibi Netanyahu, and bend/break internet yahoo
Freedom from fear, Kevin McCarthy -
in thy car, wearing kevlar, mind control
Debt ceiling, and Debbie Teshara, and Seal,
Navy Seals, Sea air and land
cave and save the world, says Dave
Detonate, detriment, deterrence, Deter and Hans and Franz
Deuteronomy, deuterium, Deuter
others as you would have them do to you
DC, District of columbia, debt ceiling, dumbass congresspersons
Sealing my ceiling under the sea, seals, ling cod, and sea linguistics:
yarr, matey! Ahoy, ye landlubbers.
KMC eats KFC; Joe Biden bides his time, abides
Clear head, clean heart, capitol hill, church
"and you know, we're on each other's team...
not very pretty but we sure know how to run things" -Lorde ('team')
Bb, ff, bodybuilding, fancy fantasy
God and GOP, global oil demand, global oil prices
Grateful optimistic people
Sh, shit, shower, shave, brush; super heroes, sacred heart
Devout devil (sacred, scared, and saved)
Beaten, bloodied, battered, bruised, bombed, and broken
Taliban, Boko Haram, Isis, Al Qaeda, Uyghurs, Rohingya
Moro Islamic Liberation Front, and MILFS
Kurds, Tamil Tigers
Let us pray together (bloodlet? prey? To get her?)
insanety
Distant, angry, estranged
SG, suicide girl, spiritual growth, supergod
women compelled, coerced, conditioned to be
humble, meek, subservient
Owe Mai Gawd
Wordsworth and Whitman, worthy wit
Femmes in Bethlehem
Dingbats on dinghys
batty, believing all things
sickness, pain, and death
Olympic, limp dick, little imp
lumps, lamps, and Lisa marie presley (LMP)
Nomination and ‘Nam (a nation)
Take a piss and give a shit
talking, toking, and taking
You ought to have bought what you brought
J’suis Jesse (I AM)
S and P, stillness and peace, prayer in streetlight, sleep pills,
pet sitting, snarled parachute, saints and prophets,
Stress and pressure,
Making a mint (sacra-mint, enlighten-mint, firma-mint)
The chosen of Choson
Good old days, Gone forever, gone for good
Hebephrenic hebetude
Gaddis and the goddess
HE, habitat enrichment: the concept of introducing novelty to an animal's enclosure to keep it from getting bored or sad.
The prana of prawns and piranhas
Vampire victims, victor and vanquished, virtue and vice, vision and values
A and F, Africa, Abercrombie and Fitch, ace and fail, Almighty Father, as fuck, anger and frustration, awe and fear, foreign affairs
A foreign affairs debriefing (lol)
Atheist ace theist
Godsend or God’s end?
Deltiologist from the delta at del taco
fa-cult-y culture and cultivating keltic cults
Pentasyllabic is, transpicuous is not
Diarrheal ducal dookie, loony Junie, well I’ll be - Shelby, poopy Snoopy
Move over, Rover; Kaleb and Layla.
Af, ass fuck; fag’s fear and guilt; Ameri-can Pee-ple
Gay candy: M and M’s, Mike and Ike’s, Ben and Jerry’s, Big Hunk
lesbian: Hershey's, (Ellen) French/ (Josie) Fries, friends forever)
Killing with a jawbone of an ass; ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy
Good ol’ gluteal, sin o’ gog, satanic saint nick
SF, sodomy and fellatio, sigmund freud, sucking and fucking, soft and flabby
Doing taxes in Texas, where the sex is at
membership, leadership, worship - shipping and handling
Worship on a war ship
My muses, see ‘em at museums
Artemis’ artifice (Goddess of chastity, hunting, moon)
Strength and speed (power), ferocity and fighting spirit,
experience, training, conditioning
anger, answer, anchor, anarchy, Anne R. Key
Totally tubular taco trucks and taking time to try tiktok
Affiliated with Philly; feeding your filly a cheesesteak
Gym and swim, yoga in a toga
If sin exists, then saying “all right” isn’t
Mad magazine, mom and dad, making a difference
MAD, mother and daughter, miserable and depressed
Prayer equals voices (both telepathy)
Devil out of devout
Taking the S out of self, leaves an elf
You are what you eat: there’s god in Godiva
avi the dog, via, way, and yah-weh
Killin’ the devil is kind?
Schizo skits about skittles, po-zest (spirited policing)
Cum and piss, compassionate compass
Tenderness and legal tender, material girl
Tender-hearted, and tinder, on fire
Foul play and foreign policy and foreign unfairs
Grave outbreaks of disease, g.o.o.d.
Big Audio Dynamite, b.a.d.
Augie, blog, dogs, and my noggin’
Publish and go to pubs
Blacks on the block, Sacramento “black”-ramento
stick with it: patience, passion, perseverance
Mike on the mic
Save slaves from being slain
Do you not know that you are not your own?
music, incense, candy
Twiggy and Tiny Tim tiptoe through the tulips
ample examples and samples
wussup? superior and supreme
quaranteens listening to quarantunes
we're on each other's team; she's only seventeen; living in a dream
Newbery winners, World book encyclopedia
Wikipedia, Brittanica, and Pynchon, Wallace, Gaddis, DeLillo, Karen Armstrong, Bill Bryson, Terry Pratchett, Tony Robbins,
Ani Chuther's team
GOD, going on display
GDO, getting dark outside
DOG, delay of gratification
grandeur/omnipotence disorder
growth or development, of godliness
the message from above?
humility is a virtue, and arrogance a vice
the hum of cupid's arrow!
do horses bridle at getting bridled?
those damn hamsters from Amsterdam!
impetuous pets
surplus of surplices
wearing black and teal, for track and field
change the Chanel
Fendi for yourself
Ed the rat (edify and ratify)
Revel as the devil, be glad to be God, be yourself (a boring elf?)
be a deity, or itty-bitty me; Be Jesus, to please us
Allah or all ah them (or only some, during summer) (or nun)
Buddha? doo dah! doo dah!
well the camptown ladies sing this song..
lard, cheeses, rice, gouda, and challah! sated satan
and, of course, spaghetti, godiva, eucharist..
stupid cupid, ugly bugs, insects, in sects, in sex, inne sex
retarded bard, poet's foe- it, mean machine
Online: YouTube, pinterest, instagram, ask a ninja, wbsm, comedy central, phrontistery, philosophy talk, spanish TED talks, noticias, hobify (hobbies, not hobbits), meetup groups, lumosity, kwik (speedreading), oyc (open Yale courseware), SuperBetter, weird universe,
Prison lit, plant trees, MFA, MSF, BFC, DFLA
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You ARE somethin’, Jess
uR a bit of a phd
You work, Jesse - somewhat well
You’re perfect, in a way
You’re a tard of me, Jesse
We know you (write, right, rite) god
you're a trip
lyrics
God is in my fingers, God is in my head
God is in the trigger, God is in the lead
-Porcupine Tree ('Halo')
w.i.t.c.h.
we intend to cause havoc
Lucid Lucy says to Lucifer, "I like crystal clear clarity"
Now what kind of guru are you, anyway?
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
-Frank Zappa
GOD, good oversight design
omnipotence, decoded: (from Tony Robbins:)
you are not the manager of your circumstances,
you are the architect of your life!
You can't change the laws of physics (unless, in a way, if you design video games), but you CAN take control of your destiny (that's a godlike power, no?)
the throngs of women in thongs
soul in the soil (U and I, in the sun)
furry friends who like french fries
apps that apply to applying for a job at Apple
copper badges for cops
dolerite dollars
dilatant dilettante (in quicksand)
quicksand in the hourglass
(meretricious?) musicians and magicians
AI, admiration and inspiration, aristocrats and intellectuals,
accidents and illnesses, always interesting
Grief Or Drama, Global Orgasm Day
creativity and activity
G-D: Gender Dysphoria, Gustavo Dudamel, grave digger
Griffendor glory days, griffin door, glory daze
genius dude
genius on display, greek ouzo - delicious!
grandeur/omniscience delusion
(everything is grand, nothing is omniscient)
give over diamonds! -villain
get out or die! -carjacker
grubbing on dolmas
gospels, god's spells, or Go! spells
for movers and shakers, logistics, go go gadget, japanese game
mispelling, Miss Tori Spelling, and the Far Side cartoon:
(miss-spell: the rain dance, resulting in falling egg-beaters, lol)
guru of: death, destruction, demons, devil, depravity, darth vader
deranged, demented, delusion, depopulation, deicide
darkness, duplicity, disaster, decay, decadence
Dianetics, Deuteronomy, democracy, data, dating, delight!
darshan, delphi, dentistry, digital devices, department...
drink, dissipation, drunkards, discussion, division, diddling
dog-walking, dovish democrats, doxology, dysteleology
dystopia, dybbuk, dysphoria, etc. etc.
virtuous vengeful victims have vitriol
vs.
vicious villains
virtual vampires who value viscosity
in the thick of things
hell is death and suffering and misery (dsm!)
heaven is alive, blissful, content (abc!)
heaven isn't above, because Earth is heaven, from Everest on down
and hell isn't below, because once you're dead, you don't feel a thing
if anything, hell is above, because space is
dark, cold, dangerous, inhospitable, boring, empty, and
incomprehensibly vast, mostly black, and
(not worth it/too expensive) to explore -
I doubt there are any exoplanets that wouldn't require terraforming
(or human modification, or both)
for us to colonize
Simplicity
just heartbeat, breath, eat/drink:
systole/diastole, inhale/exhale, piss/shit
from birth to death, with maybe
fuck, conceive, raise children
work/play
in between
that's all folks
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