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Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

F.Y.I. There are about 2200 posts..

Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Fleas, flies, flow

 Unflagging flock of flatulent fleas!

Anec-data, by the numbers: 

Saturn now has 145 moons

350k described species of beetles

English has 171,146 currently used words (and 47,156 obsolete)

Shakespeare coined 1700 English words

Olivia is the #1 female baby name of 2022

62.2% of the US workforce is “job-satisfied”

Methuselah (from the bible/OT) was said to have lived 969 years

Jeanne Calment, a woman from France, is the oldest (documented) supercentenarian, at 122 years, and 164 days (living between 1875-1997); the other JC lived to 33.

Forensics is 4 and 6

No one is without sin.  Every single one of us, the devil inside.

The world’s oceans hold over 352 quintillion gallons of water

    (352,670.000,000,000,000,000 gallons) salt water

(“there are trillions of gallons of fresh water, on earth)

Song for a future generation, by the B-52’s, has the lyric,

  “wanna be the nicest guy on earth”

I have 7 sources of news: Wikipedia, NYT, Economist, Wapo202 (email), 1440 (email), Flash briefing (Amazon Echo), Yahoo.  And the Onion (fake news).

I have 7 dictionaries (and 1 book of baby names):

   Chambers, Reverse Dictionary, Roget’s thesaurus, Webster pocket thesaurus, Scrabble dictionary, French, Spanish

A to Z in Arizona

Graz, Styria, is the 2nd largest city in Austria, after Vienna

A place for grazing

‘Jesse’ (my name) means the whole office of the eucharist

   (t.w.o.). eucharistic canniblism and vampirism, 

    eating body and drinking blood, food and beverage, 

     ambrosia and nectar, BBC (body, blood of christ)

The bible was written: OT (1200-65 BC), NT (first century AD)

Agreement on the NT canon wasn’t reached until the 5th century

The earliest compilation resembling the NT was the Muratorian canon (200 AD)

The sun’s temperature? 5778K or 11,000ºF (surface)

     27 million ºF (core);  (earth’s core reaches 10,800ºF)

The hottest temp ever recorded, 4 trillion degrees C (in an atom smasher)

134ºF (highest earth surface temp) (in California)

Bibi Netanyahu, and bend/break internet yahoo


Freedom from fear, Kevin McCarthy -

     in thy car, wearing kevlar, mind control

Debt ceiling, and Debbie Teshara, and Seal, 

    Navy Seals, Sea air and land

    cave and save the world, says Dave 

Detonate, detriment, deterrence, Deter and Hans and Franz

Deuteronomy, deuterium, Deuter 

   others as you would have them do to you

DC, District of columbia, debt ceiling, dumbass congresspersons

Sealing my ceiling under the sea, seals, ling cod, and sea linguistics: 

   yarr, matey! Ahoy, ye landlubbers.

KMC eats KFC; Joe Biden bides his time, abides


Clear head, clean heart, capitol hill, church

"and you know, we're on each other's team... 

not very pretty but we sure know how to run things" -Lorde ('team')

Bb, ff, bodybuilding, fancy fantasy

God and GOP, global oil demand, global oil prices

   Grateful optimistic people

Sh, shit, shower, shave, brush;   super heroes, sacred heart

Devout devil (sacred, scared, and saved)

Beaten, bloodied, battered, bruised, bombed, and broken

Taliban, Boko Haram, Isis, Al Qaeda, Uyghurs, Rohingya

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, and MILFS

Kurds, Tamil Tigers 

Let us pray together (bloodlet? prey? To get her?)

insanety

Distant, angry, estranged

SG, suicide girl, spiritual growth, supergod

women compelled, coerced, conditioned to be

   humble, meek, subservient

Owe Mai Gawd

Wordsworth and Whitman, worthy wit

Femmes in Bethlehem

Dingbats on dinghys

batty, believing all things

sickness, pain, and death 

Olympic, limp dick, little imp 

lumps, lamps, and Lisa marie presley (LMP)

Nomination and ‘Nam (a nation)

Take a piss and give a shit

talking, toking, and taking

You ought to have bought what you brought

J’suis Jesse (I AM)

S and P, stillness and peace, prayer in streetlight, sleep pills, 

   pet sitting, snarled parachute, saints and prophets,

    Stress and pressure, 

Making a mint (sacra-mint, enlighten-mint, firma-mint)

The chosen of Choson

Good old days, Gone forever, gone for good

Hebephrenic hebetude

Gaddis and the goddess

HE, habitat enrichment: the concept of introducing novelty to an animal's enclosure to keep it from getting bored or sad.

The prana of prawns and piranhas

Vampire victims, victor and vanquished, virtue and vice, vision and values


A and F, Africa, Abercrombie and Fitch, ace and fail, Almighty Father, as fuck, anger and frustration, awe and fear, foreign affairs

A foreign affairs debriefing (lol)

Atheist ace theist

Godsend or God’s end?

Deltiologist from the delta at del taco

fa-cult-y culture and cultivating keltic cults

Pentasyllabic is, transpicuous is not

Diarrheal ducal dookie, loony Junie, well I’ll be - Shelby, poopy Snoopy

Move over, Rover;  Kaleb and Layla.

Af, ass fuck;  fag’s fear and guilt; Ameri-can Pee-ple

   Gay candy: M and M’s, Mike and Ike’s, Ben and Jerry’s, Big Hunk

         lesbian:  Hershey's, (Ellen) French/ (Josie) Fries, friends forever)

Killing with a jawbone of an ass; ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy

   Good ol’ gluteal, sin o’ gog, satanic saint nick

SF, sodomy and fellatio, sigmund freud, sucking and fucking, soft and flabby

Doing taxes in Texas, where the sex is at

membership, leadership, worship - shipping and handling

Worship on a war ship

My muses, see ‘em at museums

Artemis’ artifice (Goddess of chastity, hunting, moon)

Strength and speed (power), ferocity and fighting spirit, 

   experience, training, conditioning

anger, answer, anchor, anarchy, Anne R. Key

Totally tubular taco trucks and taking time to try tiktok 

Affiliated with Philly;  feeding your filly a cheesesteak

Gym and swim, yoga in a toga

If sin exists, then saying “all right” isn’t

Mad magazine, mom and dad, making a difference

MAD, mother and daughter, miserable and depressed

Prayer equals voices (both telepathy)

Devil out of devout

Taking the S out of self, leaves an elf

You are what you eat: there’s god in Godiva

avi the dog, via, way, and yah-weh

Killin’ the devil is kind?  

Schizo skits about skittles, po-zest (spirited policing)

Cum and piss, compassionate compass

Tenderness and legal tender, material girl

Tender-hearted, and tinder, on fire

Foul play and foreign policy and foreign unfairs

Grave outbreaks of disease, g.o.o.d.

Big Audio Dynamite, b.a.d.

Augie, blog, dogs, and my noggin’

Publish and go to pubs

Blacks on the block, Sacramento “black”-ramento

stick with it: patience, passion, perseverance

Mike on the mic 

Save slaves from being slain

Do you not know that you are not your own?

music, incense, candy

Twiggy and Tiny Tim tiptoe through the tulips

ample examples and samples

wussup?  superior and supreme

quaranteens listening to quarantunes

we're on each other's team; she's only seventeen; living in a dream

Newbery winners, World book encyclopedia

Wikipedia, Brittanica, and Pynchon, Wallace, Gaddis, DeLillo, Karen Armstrong, Bill Bryson, Terry Pratchett, Tony Robbins, 


Ani Chuther's team

GOD, going on display

GDO, getting dark outside

DOG, delay of gratification

grandeur/omnipotence disorder

growth or development, of godliness

   the message from above?

   humility is a virtue, and arrogance a vice

   the hum of cupid's arrow!

do horses bridle at getting bridled?

those damn hamsters from Amsterdam!

impetuous pets

surplus of surplices

wearing black and teal, for track and field

change the Chanel

Fendi for yourself

Ed the rat (edify and ratify)


Revel as the devil, be glad to be God, be yourself (a boring elf?)

be a deity, or itty-bitty me;  Be Jesus, to please us

Allah or all ah them (or only some, during summer) (or nun)

Buddha?  doo dah! doo dah!

   well the camptown ladies sing this song..

lard, cheeses, rice, gouda, and challah!  sated satan

and, of course, spaghetti, godiva, eucharist..

stupid cupid, ugly bugs, insects, in sects, in sex, inne sex

retarded bard, poet's foe- it, mean machine


Online: YouTube, pinterest, instagram, ask a ninja, wbsm, comedy central, phrontistery, philosophy talk, spanish TED talks, noticias, hobify (hobbies, not hobbits), meetup groups, lumosity, kwik (speedreading), oyc (open Yale courseware), SuperBetter, weird universe, 

Prison lit, plant trees, MFA, MSF, BFC, DFLA


v

You ARE somethin’, Jess

uR a bit of a phd

You work, Jesse - somewhat well

You’re perfect, in a way

You’re a tard of me, Jesse

We know you (write, right, rite) god

you're a trip


lyrics

God is in my fingers, God is in my head

God is in the trigger, God is in the lead

   -Porcupine Tree ('Halo')


w.i.t.c.h.

we intend to cause havoc


Lucid Lucy says to Lucifer, "I like crystal clear clarity"


Now what kind of guru are you, anyway?

Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris? 

      -Frank Zappa


GOD, good oversight design

omnipotence, decoded: (from Tony Robbins:)

  you are not the manager of your circumstances,

  you are the architect of your life!

You can't change the laws of physics (unless, in a way, if you design video games), but you CAN take control of your destiny (that's a godlike power, no?)

the throngs of women in thongs

soul in the soil (U and I, in the sun)

furry friends who like french fries

apps that apply to applying for a job at Apple

copper badges for cops

dolerite dollars

dilatant dilettante (in quicksand)

quicksand in the hourglass

(meretricious?) musicians and magicians

AI, admiration and inspiration, aristocrats and intellectuals,

   accidents and illnesses, always interesting

Grief Or Drama, Global Orgasm Day

creativity and activity

G-D:   Gender Dysphoria, Gustavo Dudamel, grave digger

  Griffendor glory days, griffin door, glory daze

  genius dude

genius on display, greek ouzo - delicious!

grandeur/omniscience delusion

   (everything is grand, nothing is omniscient)

give over diamonds! -villain

get out or die! -carjacker 

grubbing on dolmas

gospels, god's spells, or Go! spells

   for movers and shakers, logistics, go go gadget, japanese game

mispelling, Miss Tori Spelling, and the Far Side cartoon:

   (miss-spell:  the rain dance, resulting in falling egg-beaters, lol)

guru of: death, destruction, demons, devil, depravity, darth vader 

     deranged, demented, delusion, depopulation, deicide

     darkness, duplicity, disaster, decay, decadence

     Dianetics, Deuteronomy, democracy, data, dating, delight!

     darshan, delphi, dentistry, digital devices, department...

     drink, dissipation, drunkards, discussion, division, diddling

     dog-walking, dovish democrats, doxology, dysteleology

     dystopia, dybbuk, dysphoria, etc. etc.


virtuous vengeful victims have vitriol

vs.

vicious villains

virtual vampires who value viscosity

in the thick of things


hell is death and suffering and misery (dsm!)

heaven is alive, blissful, content (abc!)

heaven isn't above, because Earth is heaven, from Everest on down

and hell isn't below, because once you're dead, you don't feel a thing

if anything, hell is above, because space is

  dark, cold, dangerous, inhospitable, boring, empty, and 

    incomprehensibly vast, mostly black, and

    (not worth it/too expensive) to explore -

I doubt there are any exoplanets that wouldn't require terraforming

(or human modification, or both)

   for us to colonize


Simplicity

just heartbeat, breath, eat/drink:  

   systole/diastole, inhale/exhale, piss/shit

from birth to death, with maybe

    fuck, conceive, raise children 

    work/play

in between

that's all folks

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