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Passing Some Time with Rhyme

yellow pillow, jello that makes you mellow
hello fellow from Amarillo, is that your pet armadillo?
Austin is from Boston, Marlen from Arlen is his darlin'
Kaleb eats carob, stupid cupid
Snoopy was poopy
I was weepy because I had to peepee
loony junie, loopy snoopy
I bought a hoopty from my goop group
foul towel, do owls howl?
jacket? pack it!, damp at camp
the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
subliminally criminal, diction is fiction
I did not say that, home don't play dat
confection perfection, dandy candy, sweet treat
lewd food, sexy tex mex, a full belly
mom in a rom com
dom drops a bomb
submissive transgressive
bit in the pit, hog bite, dog fight
animals that are cannibals, sheeple people
christian mischief, sister christian, christian fiction
  exhaustion, infection, question, function, election
  inspection, faction, infarction, infraction
tight titans, fight the fat, witty and fit
spit some shit, then hit it
body of a god, god in a pod, on the quad, named rod
god, nodding off
cod god, ant antichrist
deity piety
a louder place, in outer space
I played frisbee so I got a quiz B
Lizzy is busy (not dizzy)
greg drank from the keg, begged peg for turkey leg
Ben earned ten yen for building a zen garden
the comedian smoked weed when Declan was hecklin'
Declan tackled dr. Jekyll, ate a pickle, and sparkled
don't tickle my pickle
Benjamin's regimen
leggy Peggy, argh- marga wretched
piggy pug dog
the crow flew low, caw the law, the number of slumbers
music that makes you sick?
raw sewage?  ha! new-age
burn and pillage, torch the whole village
bluish newish prudish jewish
poo dish, coprophagy prophecy
I heard some words, before the bird turd landed on my purdy fur
god healed, body build
fart on bart, cuss on the bus, feint on the train, spike on a bike (yikes)
laughter after, ugh later, demon cia (comedian)
O's clothes, the nose knows no no's.
the hose flows to the rose bushes
Joe and Moe read Poe
devo and kaiser soze, Rose's foes
crow's toes!
spend the time, defend the crime, sorrow tomorrow
regret the egret has secrets
rhyming in your prime
racket about a packet
red jacket? attack it!
worms with terms, birds with words
humans with cumin, fumes that lead to tombs
poison boysenberries, bread for the dead, meds for your head
drugs for bugs, chug a lug the bug juice
moose juice!
hug a bug, love a dove, kiss a. hisser, fuck a duck (good luck!)
drink a skink, thirst for the worst, for a hearse, for it to burst
lotions and potions, and the motion of the ocean
Jah, ma and pa, aha!
baby A.B., maybe
chicks that lack a six pack, fat cats
paul plays ball, got the whole globe in his frontal lobe
glowing bright with light, with sight at night
dog, hog, pollywog, frog, and my blog
jog in the fog to burn calories from the nog
much ado about radio
the gecko is a wreck
paint ain't quaint
mad is bad, angry is hungry
chew on the view from the Choo-choo
awkward chocolate
kept in check by a deck to the neck
spock's cock, a lass' ass, a woosy's pussy, carolina's vagina
the mouth down south, oral coral, a wish for fish
banal anal, original vaginal, sex hex: abs and pecs
long and strong, a swollen colon, a bigger figure
huge, like ted nugent
witty and fit, with shit on his tit
dude, he spewed his food
vomit in the comet, no qualms about 'nam
wombat combat, manatee sanity
ant anthropology, Doug's bugs, cherie's berries
janitors with sanitizer
stained glass at mass, incense and six pence
andes' candies, ladies' radio
hatless atlas, maps without caps, mad hatter
bad batter
calm mom, bombs the doms
mad dad, rubs the subs
catholic path, puny universe, terse or bursting?
flows of the verbose, rhymes of the times
I have a black hacky sack in my back pack
black factions hacked my whacker
Mack and Zack need to see quacks
strike mike, kill bill, hit mitt, hurt Kurt, fight Dwight,
attack mack, burn vern, kick rick, destroy roy,
bomb Obama, death to Seth, shoot newt, starve Marvin
punch a bunch, stab an arab, knife your wife,
blind your mind, choke a bloke, murder the sheep herder,
slaughter your daughter, gun your son, flunk your uncle,
bother your father, smother your mother, rant about your aunt,
be cruel to fools, be mean to gene, be rude to dudes,
be barbarous to Barbara, ruthless to ruth, wicked to dick,
hate your mate, ruin McEwan, obliterate the literate,
harm the army, military kill Terry, nuke Luke
send Helen to hell, after wife - afterlife
be brutal to poodles, savage to cabbage
behead the dead
sexy lexi, lasses at masses with glasses
the devout with gout shouting about a rout
shouting about doubt
eat meat, Pete; veggies for reggie, fruits for Knute,
candy for Andy, dessert for Burt, fine wine for ben stein
knowledge in college, wisdom from dumb jazz
kids make bids
yiddish spinach
touch much?  caress less?  kiss the missus
lurch to church, drunk as a skunk, punks with monks
god and the odd, odd god, and even steven
I like psych; psych like I (disordered thought!)
stupid cupid, dumb bums
worthless mirthless, serious and furious, ruthless and toothless
chanting aunts, singing things like the iching during the ming
the truth about ruth
soothsayers predicting the tooth fairy
scary fairies at faires
droll trolls, thugs with ugly mugs
rotten cotton, evil boll weevils
ear war, the sound of rounds, I thought I got shot!
oculus and chocolate
casually visual
random fandom
phantom banter
spank the banker, you wanker
chew your food, dude
dad is dead
deeds in dade
doin dough every day, dido
lanky angra mainyu
music, muse sick, am you (sic)
beat, beet;  drumsticks, chicken;
bangin' on them bongos like a chimpanzee
monkey, ape, monk key, grape and rape
monkey, skunk, donkey, and skink
chunky or lanky, skanky hunk
wink or blink, ink
tattoo at you
buddhist, lewd hissed, boo - dissed (aversion!)
satanic panic, manic anne and nick
evil unbelievable, depravity levity, enjoying toying
S laughter, slaughter; milk: mil K's (1 thousand kills)
merry fairy and scary larry buries the wary
Barry, Kerry, Larry, Harry, Jerry, Gary, Mary, Perry, Terry
scary dairy, vice - tight white, tighty whities; vice and vicki
boxers or briefs, calle or court, in the streets or in session
battle about cattle, fight about right, night vs. white
fight with words or weapons, money or guns
clean dean, lucky fuck, brutal bruce, sad dad
cruel crew, wicked Wiccans, witch bitch, pagan megan
evil vile veil, gotten rotten (on lawton)
potty-mouthed hottie, lean and mean, butt slut, anal dana
obscene scene, depraved behavior
screaming dreaming, fight fair nightmare
ace is the place in space for mace
erase the case, of the base vs. race
like leather and lace (superficial) super fish
sin is satan in, doubt is devil out, sout is satan out
    south without h.  huh.  also, justice souter
gout is god out, din is devil in, gin is god in
forfeit for a fit
fit fighting form (666)
fee fi fo fumble
freak flag fly
free foreign fags/fairies
fickle fortune of fate
Falletti's 's finer foods
free and fantastic future
fiscal, financial, fiduciary
sacred red sack, hatred of red hats, mildred - mildly red
sf, San Francisco, suck fuck, stupid foolish, smart final
wicked and wrecked
honey, honkey
thoughts you oughta think, pink punk
sleep deeply, people, and weep for the creep
  crumpled in a heap, like Mariah, Uriah, and Zebediah
 the messiah (Messi? ah)
leopard, Leppard, puma, panther, wildcat, cougar, jaguar
feral, fear L, fear the lord, life or death
weed seeds, queer queen, heart hater
hell: neuropathy, torture, constant cum-panion
U and I are in suicide (same side?)
cum alive, hell-thy sperm,
RC roman catholic, remote control, race/competition
did father Dodd dud?  dude!  do the dew
ripped, wrapped, rapt, rapped, rape, rapture, raptor
captor, scripture, picture, lecture, fixture, texture
heaven 7-11 (9) love, R (god is love)(are)
Evan ate leaven, ain't leavin' Leavenworth
even Steven, seethin' heathen, breathe in!
you can't refuse news about Hugh's shoes
but you can accuse Sooz of choosing her views
jew's Q's ask if they can use pews for abuse
bank it, the tank is hit!  that's some rank shit on your blanket
I'm plank fit,  so go spank it, nitwit
sleepy sheep, weepy creeps, deep peeps
pipe hype, crack attack, drugs for thugs
heroin for a heroic win
reward for being bored, score a skor
hawthorne, author, father of mothra
bad!  dad, glad or sad or mad?
riveting civet, dance pants
foreplay to swordplay
jokes for blokes, puns for nuns
attila's huns won (he likes vanilla)
string thing, tribal vibes
this cheese is the bee's knees
chords for the hordes
reality mentality
spooky nuke fluke
take a look at a book
duke puked, was rebuked
taking bets on the threat
get ready, get set, get wet
take the pet to the vet
school is cool, bots get hot, dorms are warm
I lack a knack for running track
noise in hanoi annoys, sound bound for town, hell's bells
town, two, twins, twichild
roy is wearing corduroy (and bored with the toy)
fun with guns, hon, is done
alarm clock, farm squawk
arming guy Fawkes, replenishing parmesan stock
found sound, I heard a herd
tired of getting fired
retarded bard, hard-wired to write words for sight heard
lit! lost in translation
heaven's heathens
helen's melons, ellen's felons, ella's fellas
take the dog for a jog, OG
Augie's doggie is groggy
exhausted cost bid, mired and tired, sleep and reap
hirin' a siren, dream a scream, imagine badgers
think of Twinkies, sugar boogers, beeps during sleep
tired and uninspired, incarcerated and impersonated
fought a bot, got caught, thoughts of lots of spots
shoe laces for new places
bow and arrow felled low the sparrow
AJK, eh?  the ease of BCDEGPTVZ
9/3!  my birthday.   Georgia, GA, '71
Tennessee, Jesse, tennis, messy messiah, ha I'm ess
cb cd db heebie-jeebies
am/fm, am/pm, bc/ad, bce/ace
fam? f- 'em, radio- ray of dio
Lorin's florins, Lauren's borin' whorin'
drawers on the floor, sweat and heavy petting
come in, hummingbird
memory of emory
statue at you, cans of dan
eat wheat and meat, can't be beat
sex at Texas! woo!  sexy lexi
sex in my lex, drill thrill, boring boring
penetration sensation, pleasure/treasure
leisure and seizures?
dumb scum
failed, in jail, wailing, no bail
on the devil's level
liminal criminals subliminally with women
satan is hatin', imminently criminal
eminent eminem, immanent transcendance
how low can you go?  center of a tootsie roll, pop
go forth, to the Firth of Forth, bertha
giving birth is worth some mirth
sad dad, glad he had
feeding with food is not a fad, tad
meds and bread, he said;  diet riot
funny money, honey
thyme and pace (picante sauce)
job in knob hill for snobs
don't tell hotel, silence violence
quiet piety
erin's parents
Clarence and Lawrence
high and mighty hamster
crooks with nooks read books about looks
kooky spooks read dr. boox
g'nite, bright light