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Bjorn's orange porridge

rhyme crime time
avenging injury, dedicated to dead cats
them dems got phlegm, ahem
news of sickness, and music
reading Ovid with covid
swole in the hold, a cup of cold punch
idiots on video, ridiculousness and carelessness
Balthazar and the salad czar
demon semen, random salt, sal azar
gnc, gmc, emt, bbc, abc, ddt, kfc, kgb, ied, iud, kp (eek)
purity curity, sure cure, pure fury
duv luv that fits like a glove, gov
azure leisure, treasure/pleasure, vlad the badger
worry, hurry, slurry, and Curie n Drury
eerie and dreary on Geary, near E
thick as a brick, wise guys, smart art
the sage knows about rage in a cage
the mage earns wages for pages
not a word I heard could I relate
bird turd nerd, guano and iguanas
I wanna see fauna on the lawn!  and Laura's flora
can you gauge the stage by his age?
old and cold and bold, I fold
cajoled into into holding gold (sold!)
playing the moldy voldemort role
sex hex: suck and fuck, for a buck
spurt hurt, legs and eggs, lewd food
stick the pole in the hole, joel
huck and chuck, good luck, cluck cluck
stupid cupid, manic satanic panic
courtesy of Andrea Curtis
ka-ching! cashing in on kachina dolls
the vatican attic, help the pope cope
soap on a rope, rope a dope
I hope to lope, on a horse, of course
sly guy, why do you cry?  my oh my
rob dole stole my pole, comfort cum-spurt
a cool school, cruel rulers, and fools who drool
damned hammer, slamming ham
kewl tool, fool;  mean ball-peen scene
bloody buddy, height of spite, quite right
stabbed in a cab, nuke puke
casual tees are nothing like casualties
wench with a wrench, lass assassin
dark shark, biting the white knight
don't trifle with sniper rifle, wife
yo ho, go blow some snow, like flojo
spooked uke, aikido in edo, go with the flow
flirt with dirt, death breath, Seth and Beth on meth
ruthless truth, tooth fairy of uncouth youth
vengeance tangents, and plangent planet
the soothsayer in the booth tells the truth, ruth
prattle about the atoll battle
god bless this mess, jess
obsessed about less, reassess rudolph hess
stories about gory lorries
jess is a depressed mess, I confess
the press is stressed, writing about fighting
pms, the pen is mightier than the sword
pocket rocket, a knife in haifa
insane pain, try not to cry, bye bye
women sing a hymn, a chorus for us
Jen's men, and a heavenly hen
seeing ben again, with ellen and wren
dormant torment, leap in your sleep
christian fist, relax it's a real axe
I found the hound at the pound
jog a dog, furry in a hurry, need for speed
I'm fond of the pond, but don't drown in the ground
the perps at my lai will die and fry
sigh, crime slime and optimus prime
shout out, propane and anti-pain
should do woodwork, jerk
crocodile tears, chocodile smile
hostess with the most, a ghost post
roasted toast, and a law that gnaws
what's eating you, Kurds and wey
protein and anti-teen, brats and rats with tats
virtually virtuous, murder burger
succumb and suck cum, dumb chum
drunks that get drunk, vampire campfire
a list of reasons to be pissed, I insist, the gist
a fat stack for a hat rack, John gone
suck it and chuck it, an unreal meal
rum in the tum, and the bum that chews gum
amends with friends, warm in a storm
rain down the drain, tears for fears, near beer
write right, knife life, rifle wife, stuck in the muck
chess mess, choose to lose a few
crime doesn't pay, but sin wins
guilt to the hilt, spilt; a tough row to hoe
if you know it, show it
numb numbers, comfortably numb
sad poet, a low it, floetry, drown in a cruel pool
gethsemane, and the netherworld
tick tock, spock chick, clock and kick
twisted sister, swerved and served
worried about fury, mind mine, yours bores
exhale/inhale, ex-hale, in Kevin mchale
see you later alligator, in a while crocodile
hasta pasta, until lentils, when? then
lizard wizard, an ink think, winking at pink
a spat from chewing the fat
flight fright, choosing the choo-choo
go Joe, bye don!