Rhyming Pairs

like climbing stairs

womb to tomb, tomb doom
him n' women, loom and broom
hume is inhuman, reading a cookbook by a brook
pneumatic asthmatic; emphatically illmatic
Alexa makes fart sounds: there was a fart artist
at the greyhound track, it was a chase race place
urgin' the surgeon to start his heart
ace of bass, ace is the place
asics basics, at fleet feet
spit some shit, about dazed knights
physician musician and magician
fumes in rooms, hells bells, Mel smells
hit the e-sharp on the harp
greed freed, weed seed, the need to bleed
no pain no gain, but cruel is not cool
stain glass window, or a rainy-ass meadow?
found sound, shoot the round in the ground
chug the mug, the pug peed on the rug
wife life, food dude, kid did bid on the price of squid
I hate being late; your fate is great!
bounce the ball against the wall
bad dad or top pop; dead dad, or tesharapy
an hour on the tower of power
permanent sperm, stupid cupid, lemon demon semen
tex mex, then sex with ex; go fuck a duck
take a chill pill, then sing a song, rhythm with 'em
beat the heat, thick as a brick
demon barber of Fleet Street
a pillow under the willow
mellow yellow jello, hello fellow
dogs and hogs, groggy frog, a blog about Bogg forest
worm germs, infection reflection, race to trace
weak freak, dumb bum, sad dad
date tricks in the matrix
shake and bake, Jed's dead, bed-head, fed bread
yes jess, sara teshara, larry teshara, airfare, care bear
urine, you're in; excellent excrement
top gop cop, republican publican pelican?
not a peep, creep
shut up or I cut the pup
fable on cable, build a table if you're able
tad the tard was a tad tardy
schizo scherzo, insane in the membrane
raining brain, shit on your shirt
insane pain, pain in Spain, heinous anus
ants in your pants, dancing in france
better butter, marge's margarine
born in a barn, gore is a bore
heroin heroine, rhyme crime, taught tet
backpack, hacky sack, back in black
weep if you leap in your sleep
dna and dan, nature and nurture
creature feature, suture teacher
Doug's drugs, hugs for thugs
tea tree, each peach, apple snapple, near-beer
disco in San Francisco, work and twerk
Spock spoke, trouble with tribbles, table trouble
grunt with a gun, lasses in glasses
ugly bug, dissecting an insect
the Wiccan made a rune run
the drive to dive, surfin' smurf, swim on a whim
gazing at gays, close to a closet, gays in gray
queer deer, dear; weird beard
seeing what you seek, seen scene
the simple pimple defaced his face
a scoop of goop, a hint of ignorance, a dash of panache
switch witches, bitches; riches for snitches
brain drain, weaker speaker, sick psycho
cheers! here's to you, dear
choosing to lose, chose (margaret) cho
crude crew, masses of molasses
pitter-pat goes the crying sky
queer's fears, finding the fag mag, lewd and rude
the paint ain't tainted
shoe goo, spacetime face slime, sane brain
who poo'd, dude.  you're a jerk, dirk.
phony phone, sell your cell
playing with a Rubik's while listening to musics
   there are 43 quintillion combinations
   but any configuration can be solved within 20 moves
    so 20 is "God's number"
the hotter daughter got in the water
pray for prey, nature signature
a computer looter, a crappy rap
neuter in the uterus, warm in the dorm
finger anger, the malingerer lingered
pay to slay, the haul to fall, taking the lead med
assassin in class, will pass on going to Mass
the lass passed gas in class
call, doll; can't, c-nt; aborting portland
step with pep, for 10 reps
good mood, in the hood, dude
hate your mate? rate your date
the last night to gaslight
waitin' for satan
who thinks 'social conventions and morality' is a scam
a scam for scum
health and wealth
myself and my elf
audience obedience
ecstatic static
savage cabbage, tomatoes ate my toes, uncollared greens
the cook is a crook
Nixon: I am not a cook!
my rib in the crib
hawks rock! cock block
jog with your dog
eat meat, hew and chew on you (ew)
matronly patron
puke on the duke, duchess and suchness
bunnicula and moose-ifer and demonkey
leave a fanta for santa
luke skywalker and the kooky stalker
leaky and squeaky, thirty and dirty, purty and flirty
freaks at the speakeasy, in unique sneakers
mother an other and father a bother
if big brother had his druthers
clarence's parents,  spunky uncle
have fun in the sun, be sane in the rain
the la brea tar pit, and andrea on the carpet
thin mints and skin flints
the yarn on my kindle unspooled like from a spindle
read a magazine on thorazine, the 'zine scene
read on weed, thoughts on pot
local vocal yokels, berkeley irked me
loony moonies, crazy daisy, loco joko widodo
greg and peg, harry and larry, jesse and (herman) hesse
scary larry and dangerous dan (scarin' erin?)
chicken of the sea?  lunatics and tuna chicks
boona and buddha (a dog and a god)
hh, his holiness, hapnin' here
pontiff is con- tough
g-unit, tune wit, dune shit
kooks that eat cake and coke
the ayatollah drank a cola
kick a kike, hate and hit
you and lou, do something new, do you, a new you
nuts about butts, butt slut; what a mutt
team, gang, crew; cruel and crude crew

firms, businesses, companies, corporations (fbcc!)
money, income, wealth, earnings, haul
green, cabbage, payment, salary, lucre,
coin, cash, checks
expense, cost, damage, outgo
stocks, bonds, tips, interest, treasuries

disc risk: censure for erasure
feeling frisky? whisk the bisque
pesky desk, annoying toy, cloying boy
bein' Ian, (indian) Cindy n' Ian
I see mercedes benzes through these lenses
paper caper, stole the whole ream - I could scream
bodybuilders heave to achieve
I'm fonda Hondas, go far in a car
ability of hostility to cause instability
simon's diamond, rye with pie
fill the space at Phil's place
you're soaked in coke? is this a joke?
wake and bake, woke and toked
is Lizzo a schizo, music to lick a fuse, seedy cd
hey hay, weigh way, wok walk, write right, high hi, rain reign, seedy cd
splat! I heard a bird turd, to murder a nerd is absurd
take a seat on your bum, eat a plum, and beat a drum
dharma and harmony, big Pharma and karma
the starman eats parmesan
flower power, flour power, flower pour, poor flow
watch out for the door in the floor
it's nice to be warm in a storm
news you can use, choose your news - you lose!
elope with the pope, hope helps the pope cope
soap on a rope is for dopes
wanna smoke marijuana? so do donna and john
chug a drug, contrivance and connivance
do shrooms bloom?  busy beaver is an achiever
cain and jane, raymond and the laymen say amen
afrique is unique, jim gaffigan is african
borin' foreign whorin'
tv and cb give me the heebie jeebies
the goat wrote a quote, but it's shit
babies with rabies and scabies
microwave, hi crow- wave!
fire wire, fine wine, jars in bars
torrential torment
black in sac(ramento), sly guy
bloody buddy
girls like pearls, love that fits like a glove
puddle of mud or the judds?  wash your mouth with suds!
sing a long song in hong kong
different states have different weights
dump trump, biden and celebrate
wedding bedding
vampire campfire, law crew, raw chew, nosferatu
skit shit, pitt's wit, quit it
nosferatu da, tu.  achoo.  got u.  R2.  ha, too.
cabinet ain't havin' it
hard to be a tard; difficult, if a cult
the lord's hordes, roaring with swords
dragon roared and soared, the marine corps hit the floor, and swore
grumpy mugwump takes his lumps
the clown downtown frowned
the champion vampire stamped out his cramps
anne is a man?  the pimp with a limp pumped her dumper
make a fake steak, take shake n bake, drink sake
al gore for four more, wait for white
quaint saint, haint feinting, tainted paint
is trump a chump, screamed the champ chimp
alfalfa and kale, for the alpha male
big pigs are a bore, I dig big figs
the snake slithered into the lake, after the quake
chicken sickened, scrd bird, foul fowl, owl and fowl
truth about ruth, ruthless and toothless
bless this mess, reassessing chess
hurtin' for a squirtin', a need for seed
ornery fornication, angry bang, kink with pink
veal meal, eat meat, wheat and treats
beef, chief.  a fork for your pork.
curtains, for certain; ow, now
bow to the dow, money my one, odd god
the lore of the poor, score more whores
think in ink, tinker with links
i heard murderous words, why is a midget in the fridge?
yertl the turtle, wash your mink in the sink
i haven't been to sears for years, dear
beers at cheers, tenderness on inverness
blink and wink, eye on the sky, see me pee
darren and karen, laird and jarrett, there - where?
a fungus among us, tears for fears, quiet riot
how now brown cow, pere pierre, bear's lair
mad dad ad, be a bunny for money
sleep sheep, number of slumbers, boring chores
my drill is boring, bored lord, recession lighting
big wheel was a big deal, crying guy
feel the reel, emotion movie, real deal
a penny for a meal at denny's, a rhyme for a dime
a pickle for a nickel, a porter for a quarter, holler for a dollar
funny loon on honeymoon, suck for a buck, sing for bling
dream team, Patrick hat trick
a stone alone, rock around the block, around the clock
feeling the ceiling, going to the gym on a whim
if it bleeds it leads, a need for good deeds
seed and feed are key, but mead and weed at reed? indeed!
complacent complaisant
Titus had gastritis
tumor humor, tumor too much
broken token, Tolkien unspoken in Hoboken
worship on a warship, submarine below the marines
carpet or tar pit?  powdery clouds
corporate torpor, liz' business, invest in vagabonds and stockyards
Jesus, don't freeze us; busy, is he?
a whiz at curing dizziness, dizzy at disneyland
3 cheers for chairs, zero cheers for chores
charred cher, burned and learned, got taught
watch the witch, which witch? the bitchy witch
sinister minister, pre-priest, invest in vestments
disco and track, discography and track listings
how much money for a Monet?
don't get mayonnaise on the Manet, amen
Mabel wrote a fable about a stable
wear sable, drink black label
the crowd at O'Dowd was loud
play baseball, (jedi) face maul, case haul, space-fall (skydiver)
scart issue: subversive, contumacious, anarchist, recalcitrant, transgressive!
anarchist antichrist; a tisket, a tasket; a biscuit, a basket
yes Jess, messy Jesse