Linguistic Deconstruction

TUESDAY 5/19 (TES!) t’s (2020), testes!

Hahaha

Who’s got big balls? ac/dc, alternating/direct current, currency

Whrb, whirb, the whir of the roulette wheel, gambling (best odds is blackjack, though)

The whir of herbs, as the speedy cook flavored the dish, just in time

Piano music, pee an O, piss and cum, muse icky (gross), am you sick

M u sick, thought the devil, as he attempted to possess the soul of his minion

Radio, ray of god, radical sex (io, in out), are advertisement for the ol in n’ out

Thomas Tallis scholars, tom toms, is tall, calling S

I sit on my futon, in front of my computer, typing

I aye eye ay AI

Sit, suck it, shit without h, in situ, situation

  Sat, set, besotted, and sutch 

    Scholastic aptitude test, scholars and teachers

    sad and tired, stupid and thick

    Someone ate my toes!  Tom?

Futon, f- you a ton, no foot, to fun, n’ tofu, on my foot

in, inn, inne (anne, on, un)

Front, on to France, f- the runt

Of, 66, orgasm fuck (of is a sexy word!), omg I got an F

My, mai, m eye (like boba), my lai massacre, oh my, mine

computer, cum pewter, calm golf put, see um put emergency room (?)

   Pee yew, cross (mad at stinky piss mess)
    'computer' is an anagram of 'eco-trump'  or 'trump ceo'
         (Biden is an anagram of 'in bed' )

Typing, type ng, thai ping (submarine)(ping pong)(peeing)TY (cross, jesus)

Is this a stupid way to pass the time

Is there a point to this kind of linguistic processing

do these connections make learning easier

maybe, why not, Y knot, month of may, 5/2nd, 5/25th

And so on and so forth, you get the idea