Virus Safety Danger Warning Code Red Alert Ultra-Plus-Max!!
There is a rogue coronavirus at large, infecting anyone in it’s path! Beware! Use Caution! Do not approach! He is armed and dangerous! Stay at home, and shelter-in-place until further notice by the authorities! It is critical that you do your part to stem the spread of this deadly and lethal pathogen! Do not invite in your home! Do not breathe near people who cough or sneeze! Do not touch surfaces! Do not even THINK of not washing your hands after using a toilet or running a faucet or opening a door or opening a cabinet or touching groceries that have been handled by unknown and unwashed individuals! Do not come within 6 feet of anyone! Maintain distance! This is a matter of life or death! Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT go outside for anything stupid or frivolous. Do not interact with human beings, within anything less than shouting distance. Do not breathe on people. Do not for any reason use the letters btkpdg in your speech. Remember: plosives? no live! You are being punished by the High Overlord for sins and crimes and other acts of turpitude. This order is in effect, immediately. It is in place indefinitely. You will not be released until we say, upon penalty of DEATH. Hazmat suits, gloves, goggles, and N95 masks are recommended. Consult with your local deputy overlord for authorization to egress. Have a nice day.
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Joe Frank, by the way, can be enjoyed at joefrank.com
Membership is $12.99/mo, $29.99/quarterly, or $99.99/annual
There are 200+ shows!
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