Me, My Name, and I

Jesse Lawrence Teshara

Jesse (4), Jesus (2), Chuy (3), Isai, jester, Jess (8), j’ suis, J

Lawrence (9), Larry (2), lorentz, lore ints, law rents, L

Teshara (9), Mr. T,  jolt cola, T

JT, JLT, Jilted, jolted, jailtime, Jesus on cross

Jay, El, Tea.  tejava. JT, like pi.  Or pie.  Trader Joe’s.

499, buddha, V

Letters, blood letting, spelling, spells, words, wards

jess, falconry strap.  ingest, digest, egest, jest, jester.

jessant, issuing forth, like a plant.  ants. bugs. an insect. 

In sects, sectarian, anthropology, aunt, ant I christ, apology

Hey zeus, J esse, being J, I am, essence, see sj, sees J, sex

J sees, JC’s, like Jesus, satan, cane/umbrella, tennis,tennessee

Chuy, like chewy, chewbacca, dog food, granola bars, bread

Lay law war wren, essej is the message, jesuits, society of jesus

falcon wren jay (fly fly fly), birds, brr, berkeley, erkel, chilly

i, isa.  J’suis.  I am.  jest.  I am who am.  body of christ. 

corpus christi, marine corps, corporation, corpse, cops

Me, jesse, listening to gentleman jesse on my jesson radio

During the sf curfew against social disorder, in sf

society of friends, sara french, suck fuck, saint francis

Vandalism and violence, vv, vampire teeth, vicki victims!

Victory and vengeance (l’estat, the state), canines, eye teeth

Jesse was a vampire, too.  V icky, blood everywhere.

What a mess, what a message, what a messiah

The whole office of the eucharist, trying to eat me alive

Body and blood of christ, cannibalism and vampirism

ah, bloody hell.  TWO.   Eu a christ.  Anointed with oil.

Some olive oil, or vegetable oil, cooking oils, like crisco

Do this, in memory of me.   Eat me.  Bite me.  Suck it.

Like a mosquito, drink me dry, like a piece of meat

Muscle, tendons, organs, skin, flesh, marrow, lymph

Brain, bones, blood, breath, balls, breasts, butt, back

Out of my head, out of my mind, mad crazy insane

Get out of my face, with that soul rotation

Chuy, chewy, bread and body, crunch n munch

Edvard Munsch, the scream, like sour cream. Flesh like fish.

Bits and bites, bytes, choose your chews, ingest, in jest

In Jess T.    Mr. T.   Drink tea.  Mr. coffee.  

Father coffey.  Fr. Te.  Father time.  Father sky.  

Some chips off the old block of cheese.   Consumed.

Consomme, and consumption, and digest

Die jess t.   DI jess t.   Jesse teshara, 49.   Go,  niners.

Readers digest, and indigestion, and court jester 

A farce, an arse, butt of jokes, raising a stink, shit

You are what you eat, less what you excrete

ingest, minus egest.  consume, less sweat/shit/spit
self and stupid elf, sell f, santa elf, satan fel

Forever Never

and whatever's clever

ask an assassin about milk
a good reason: they say "you need to -" vs. "I need you to -"
unitarian librarian, aryan vegetarian, carryin' and buryin'
umpire in the ballpark, vampire in the fall dark
dirk, the dark dork,  and dwight, the light knight
soma and moma, the roma in a coma
exciting fighting, marine corps at war
boring chores for whores, muscle hustle
wired and tired
eat froyo and play with your yoyo
yellow jello, and mellow cello
rainman on the mainland, whackos from waco
frugal google, and payment for raiment
eternally nocturnal interns return to earning
check yourself before you wreck yourself
sandals, candles, vandals, handles, and randall
the roman turk did his homework
mortarboard, cummerbund, tassel hassle
a box of rocks, a flock of cocks, spock the jock
hong kong, life's a long song, hutong
king kong, michael king, and mike kong
jethro tull and throwing jets, like joan
a double-dribble spoiled the triple double
bibs, cribs, and women's lib
playing the jukebox during nuke talks
near-beer, good cheer, tears for fears
string theory and singing on Geary
the influence of affluence
the jew speaks hebrew
plaintive plaintiff pontiff
the laws o' Gaza
lorin spent florins on a mclaren
sullen tullen in a tussle on russell
website insight on pornographic traffic
pick a dick
going off on a tangent about tan gentlemen
a can of Canada wet
fake news and cake whose blues you choose
a rush from a brush with death
bereft by theft, annoyed in hanoi
vietnamese names, nguyen's in ruins
you snooze you lose, no pain no gain, surround sound
greg lemond drives a lemon
incense in scents, in a sense (and innocence)
the lass at mass in glasses
sug knight on a sugar high
Joel ate a bowl of cool gruel
placid on acid, flaccid ass id
there's no light because the vandal stole the candle
a word nerd, all over the rap map, rhyming in his prime
tip top hip hop, trippy for hippies, on angelic psychedelics
Mabel's table, space race, airfare, a poet and I know it
Berkeley work, a felon in milan
Nolan's colon was stolen
rolling the bowling ball
reflection introspection
the nova and astrovan are star cars
fat stacks, a hat rack, and pat on smack
monitor the janitor, thick as a brick, like slick rick
dumb fella with an umbrella
only fools wear jewels
comics economics, illustration instigation
caught a thought, ice2u (thaw), ideas come easy
mind the gap: gods and pharaohs
grumpy trump takes his lumps

Reality is a formality

is it?  it has a ring to it, anyway

remember izods?  wayfarers and vuarnets?
desert boots!  and members only jackets
from izods to ipods to I, God
p.s. stupidity is pandemic
synagogue, raisins, synthesis and synthesizers,
   cinema, syntax, cinder blocks, sinter
    sing, sine wave, sino-american relations
injection project
infected, dejected
german gullon (professor), michael guillon (painter)(mg)
grown and groaning (and cap and gown ceremonies)
sarah money, ceremony, triceratops, seraglio, saraband
sex, slow, spain, sweep, sleep, Wednesday
S as superman, santa, saint, satan, (uncle) sam, samsara, allah
samsaric suffering, snake sheds scaly skin, slow/speedy, serious/silly
sarah silverman, social studies, social security, sex slave, sweet sugar, sibilant speech, schutzstaffel, saint Stephen's, special someone, sarah salazar, hiss history, slytherin sorting, suicidal psychotic, slippery sash, same sex civil ceremony, soldiers and sailors, silent suffering
lies: julie, lieberman, beliefs, holiest of holies
darren jue, michael jubien, rudy giuliani
pt, peggy teshara, pt boat, pt cruiser, peter tosh, paper trail
joe the plumber, joe strummer, jose vargas, joe cline, cuppa joe
  Joseph ehrman III,  josie fries, joey, jokin' joe, josette ferrer
futon frame, flat fish, feast or famine, french fries, fish fillet,
fiddle paddle, farm fresh, frankenfood
reading at reed, browsing at hauser
learning to burn, earn, be like nate dern (not quite a genius!)
mega society, mega man, mega mouth, megalodon, megan
god's blog, god's chosen people, godiva/godot/godzilla
god's number (20), god particle (higgs), Dave godoy
tiananmen square Goddess Of Democracy
data diet, feed your head, in a mood for food
salmon rushdie, breakfast of champions
hungry and angry, diet riot, quiet riot, buy it
phil is full, mt is empty
shoddy audi bodyshop
health, wealth, and stealth
jews with jewels, family jewels, porcelain throne
ubiquitous rubik's cubes
sanctions against banks
thank you for the sanka
coffee, coffers, coffins, coughing, kofi, cafe
beer books, public pub publishings
mariah in an abaya was treated like a pariah
represent the present
tech sex, link to kink
kink, perversion, and fetish
disturbed by masturbation
from african heritage, afro hair
rejects in the projects
meals on wheels, and the real deal
pvc pipe, pussy vagina cunt
input: read, watch, listen (and eat)
putin and poutine and putting in
life is good, or life is shit?
ass butt crap defecation excrement flatulence gas
anal bowel coprophagous dung excretion feces
stick with me kid, you'll go fart
pinker or crink (china, russia, iran, north korea)
look out for each other
keep an eye out
hold hands
hamburger hill
mister doctor, and murder, and red rum
drummer and murder, beat and beatings
the sick in music, guitar and gooey tar, get stuck
noise that annoys, sound mind, monkey mind
cyber/outer/inner-space
dimensions, and shunning dim men
brush floss and rinse!  health is wealth!
12 activities:
   read watch listen
   write talk create
   eat exercise sleep
   work play
buying in to biden, ready and red-e
mountain claimers
a one verse universe (vanity! all is vanity!)
is "conscious light" delusional?  what's a ghost? received dreams?
is the universe a bubbling froth of virtual particles and bumps in spacetime
    or calm and even?  (micro v. macro), happy water? electric kool-aid?
studying animation at a catholic university
animated animals like anne
surgery and surge protectors
power, strippers, and power strips
gollum, golem, living things, it's alive! dead as a doornail
gym tan laundry, and grand lake theater, and greg larry teshara
a glut of guilt, and light
jeremiah was a bullfrog, croaking jeremiad
analytic dog and punk-ass bitch and k8 the k9
k8, f8, h8.    eight (e.g hit) (the gi)
hh, his holiness, heavenly host, happy healthy
a.d. - amusement, diversion
wafer and host and body-bread
hostess cupcakes, hostess with the mostest, gameshow host
hostile at the hostel, calm at the commune, calm post
the name of the gnome is neuman
dangerous dane, dan
later, gator; hasta, pasta!
buddhist nudists, buddha eats gouda, attachment: snatch a mint!
lewd food, aphrodisiac manioc, crazy maize
nuts, loony prunes, insane grain, loco cocoa, mad pad thai
eating peking duck: chewy huey, dewey, and louie
sweet meats, sugar beet treats, and andy eating candy
what it means to be me
any word can have any meaning
any religion can hold any belief
  devil-state devastation
any country can honor any law/language
hermione, herminio, herman's hermits, hermeneutics
lion in Zion; zion 'zine
jewduh, judah, israel, judaism, judaica
country/culture ethnicity race/religion nation (cern)(con-cern)
scott biggs, doug biggert (harv), biggie smalls, mr. big
long schlong, firm worm, "ooh god you are so big!" -monty python
richard, dick hard, tricky dick, erector set, bce bloody cock engorged
phallic metallica, and Nancy malik
f.u., future (fuct), hating fate, raging against aging, no breath/death
buryin' aryan vegetarian librarians; calmly delivering a homily
firme, farm firms fear me; sun maid afraid of hades
sex and the city, hex and pity, books and m.i.t.
born forlorn, sad dad, mom has qualms, emily's family
m.i.t enmity, harvard harbor, boston's cost, wince at princeton
harvard aardvark, cal pal, college knowledge, heed the need to read
sharp educational establishments, that just don't cut it,
with the need to slash their budgets
cower before power
daugherty has authority
the juice is loose
raped by an escaped ape
travel plans that unravel
go slow: Belize
Slovenia, Slovakia, and San Luis Obispo
fearsome foursome
hot spots, single and ready to mingle
a loan, alone, will not solve his resolve
solitary military, penitent militants
reality formality and reform
conform and inform via platform
deformed devil form
actual virtual

The word 'Biden'

Not just 'in bed'
a fun anagram

Some thoughts on 'biden' (the word, not the person)
Joe's dad said it was Irish (unverified)
Biden anagrams to 'in bed' (is that why Trump calls him sleepy?)
the den of a bisexual, or B dine (B as breasts, or butt)
    drinking milk, or eating ass
B as Jesus (15131), so eating jesus (eucharist)
B as president (795194552), too (which is a brand of cheese)
or B foods: baklava, bananas, bread, borscht, ben n jerry's
    beautiful, bland, big (portion), bad, (just a) bite, beef burger
    bug juice, butter, bacon, brussels sprouts, brown rice, beans
    there used to be a restaurant (bistro!) called Mr. B's, in Davis
ib ned (like ned flanders), ibn ed: ibn is arabic for son
bind e: one ring to bind them; ring binder, bondage
I b end: the end of the road, terminus, butt, goal, result
I bend (can be persuaded, open, not rigid, won't break)
be din: shout, among the crowd, cacophony
ne bid, any bid, any offer, any amount of money
i.e. bnd (buy nothing day, an anti-consumerism day of protest)
       (the day after U.S. thanksgiving)
i.e. dbn (deep belief network, a model used in machine learning)
i.e. bdn (bangor daily news, maine newspaper)
             (black disciples nation, chicago street gang)
i.e. dnb (drum n bass!)
i.e. ndb (national development bank, nuclear depth bomb)
i.e. nbd (new business development)
die bn (benjamin netanyahu)(barnes and noble)
            (bulimia nervosa) (bacon number) (2,5) (jesus christ)
die nb: new balance, non-binary, nota bene (note well)

Bi, Bye, Buy
Den, Din
Bide
   bide one's time
   remain or stay somewhere
debi n,  edi
bendi (like fendi, or gumby!)
dei bn (god jesus christ)(dei is "genitive/dative")
           i.e. (opus dei, agnus dei, dei gratia)

in deb, de in b, de bin, ibn de
nib is the pointed end of a pen
in ebd (emotional and behavioral disorders)
in dbe (double-bond equivalent, chemistry term)
de is david eldridge, eb is erik beever
we are the knights who say 'ni!" (lol)

I think of other words like Dubai (city) and Deneb (star),
and bien (spanish for well)
bien D (a smile)

Joe Biden, btw, anagrams to
   I need job
   Be joined

Joseph Biden, anagrams to
   bi deep johns
   bonds jeep hi
   jobs need hip
   snob hid jeep
   job ed hen sip (sippin' on Hennessy! cognac)
       (of 468 total, on internet anagram server)

Robinette is his middle name
   tribe note
   bitter one
   biter note
   obit enter
   i be rotten
   be in otter
   beer in tot
   beer on tit
   beret on it
   bet rite on
   re bet it on
   bi teen rot
   bro teen it
   bro tenet I
   be re on tit
       (of 309)

Gender Roles

Male, female, non-binary, and other

GR
Male and Female, Mother and Father
   (male mother and female father?)
    beast with 2 backs, becoming 1
    communion, cum union, community
    go fuck yourself -okay!
    "better half"

father, fat her
mother, M other

transvestites
transsexuals
homosexuals: males in female/passive role (catchers)
                       females in male role (with strap-on)
chicks with dicks
she-males
cross-dressing (Jesus)

milkmen and female navy personnel (seamen, semen)
male collective, "you guys"
Lola, by the Kinks
    girls will be boys, and boys will be girls,
    it's a mixed up, mumbled-up, shook up world,
    except for Lola

we get half our dna from our mother, and half from father
we are all a bit of both, half male, half female, in a manner of speaking
    biologically androgynous?

A Few New

thoughts, for You

v's
we know what you think
and we know what you are - it's cool
vengeance can be justice, Jesse, okay?
have you had your phillipines?

sly-chotic
schizo-friend-ic
mentally ill? drink from my mental well-ness

you're either movin' or you're dyin'
silence=death
(both not true)

bill gates is 64 years of age, worth $108 billion
Jeff bezos is 56, worth $111B

can you be madly sane?
is god a mad scientist?
does everyone (or anyone?) finally reach a point of knowing?
I believe there is some reality that attaches to almost any concept, no matter how "delusional" (take 'souls', for instance)

dv
Darth vader, domestic violence, death valley, dv8
deo volente (latin for 'god willing'), roman numeral 505

experience vs. expedience
unrequired and unrequited
"big" (tall, fat, muscled, pot-bellied, important, powerful)

do religions combine, or are they all destined to fragment?
alternative AI networks, talking to each other
wishful thinking vs. clear-eyed realism
unrequited and unconditional love vs. the reciprocal, transactional kind
love and lust, passion and dispassion
virtual vs. real, religious vs. spiritual, conservative vs. liberal
christ vs. antichrist, christianity vs. everyone else
originality, collective consciousness, or all from god
creative ingenuity, or "channeling" innovation (a vessel)

music is the best therapy
laughter is the best medicine

sf, saintly friend
vampires eat lettuce, drink cranberry juice, chew lechuga
supper support
drive a renault to reno
a french finch
barbara reads babar to her baby
a barbarous berber barber
fact: we're fuct (f act)
don't sweat the petty stuff: pet the sweaty stuff
homophene: to a lip-reader, 'elephant juice'
                looks the same as 'I love you' (!)

Amazon Fail

Ugh

I ordered a pocket am/fm rechargeable radio.   The website says it was delivered.  It wasn't.  My Echo flashed it's yellow ring, to notify me of it's arrival, on Sunday, when the tracking says it was supposedly delivered.  And I immediately went to my front door when that happened.  And there WAS a package (from Amazon).  Except it was for the wrong address!  It had a different name and a different address on it (for across the street).  I brought it to the correct address, myself.  I was hoping by chance the house across from me got MY package, for a swap.  No one was home.   Amazon.com says that in rare cases, a package will notify as delivered when it really hasn't, and to wait 48 hours after reported delivery.   Which I did.  The messaging assistant says to wait 3 days.   So I waited one more day. Also, no dice.  So I tried to contact customer service.  The chatbot says "sorry it hasn't arrived" and "give me a minute".   I waited 5 minutes, and it just stopped there.  Left me hanging.  I couldn't type anything else.   So, the recourse would be actually talking to a human being with Amazon customer service.  They're not taking calls.  I'm out $30.56.   Who knows when I'll be able to rectify this.   They should refund the cost, AND re-send my radio.   Maybe the person who DID get it returned it to them.  This was (is) a nightmare of waiting, searching the website for the proper channel, and futility/frustration.  My time is valuable, too.  I've spent too much time on this.

It is obvious that the delivery person screwed up.  It would have been perfect, being notified instantly that my package was outside my door.  I'm fairly certain it wasn't stolen.  Our household has a camera for the front.   My landlord says he didn't see anything.  The tracking says it was placed in a secure location.   But the (wrong) package was left right outside my door, so that was also wrong, if anyone cares.  I did check around the entire front of the house, though.  In any case, my radio is a small item, and I expected it would fit inside the mailbox.   It's a Jesson brand radio.  My name is Jesse.  Which is kinda cool.   Another reason to take this personally. I should have had it delivered to a hub locker, maybe, but I don't remember being given that option.  It's not an essential item, so I can keep waiting.   But what a shit show, if you ask me.   Jeff Bezos is worth more than 111 billion dollars.  I have a kindle and an echo and subscribe to their music service.  They can afford to send me another effing radio.  I like having an old school radio (with earbuds), for walking.  I listen to kalx.  And this radio doesn't need batteries.   Well, I'm pretty sure someone else got a free radio.  This is another consequence of covid.   Fricking stupid germy chinese bat blood!  Such a huge global effect for such a small thing, no?  I will update this post with how the situation resolves.  I like Amazon.  But I'm not sure anyone who works for them will read this.  :-(

6pm.   Situation Resolved!!! I went over to the neighbor's house and asked if they got my package.  The guy said they got one, today - and it was mine!  I got lucky.  I gave him my card, with my blog on it.   Cool.  Now I'm free from the need to jump through any more hoops.   Yay.  I was wrong about the package being able to fit in the mailbox, though.   They put the tiny radio in a (relatively) huge box.

Richard Stollnitz

I just googled the name today.
Annette V. Riddle (birthmother) gave me the name, long ago.
Richard's college roommate, Robert Anthony, left a comment on my blog in 2009, and said Richard was from Forest Hills, NY.  I was looking at my comments today, and thought I'd follow up on the lead, and myheritage.com says he was born in 1943, d. 1994.

Henry and Helen were his parents, born in 1906, and 1907.
He (has or had) 2 siblings, including Jean
It appears he died young, at 51.   I'm 48.
I don't know anything else!
But he looks just like me
Kinda fun.

Weirdness:
My godfather's name was ALSO Richard (Zonca)
I bought the Dead Milkmen album, "not richard but dick"
and my (deceased) grandfather was a milkman!

COVID COVID COVID

Virus Safety Danger Warning Code Red Alert Ultra-Plus-Max!!

There is a rogue coronavirus at large, infecting anyone in it’s path!  Beware!  Use Caution!  Do not approach!  He is armed and dangerous!  Stay at home, and shelter-in-place until further notice by the authorities!  It is critical that you do your part to stem the spread of this deadly and lethal pathogen!   Do not invite in your home!   Do not breathe near people who cough or sneeze!  Do not touch surfaces!  Do not even THINK of not washing your hands after using a toilet or running a faucet or opening a door or opening a cabinet or touching groceries that have been handled by unknown and unwashed individuals!  Do not come within 6 feet of anyone!  Maintain distance!  This is a matter of life or death!  Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT go outside for anything stupid or frivolous.  Do not interact with human beings, within anything less than shouting distance.  Do not breathe on people.   Do not for any reason use the letters btkpdg in your speech.  Remember:  plosives? no live!  You are being punished by the High Overlord for sins and crimes and other acts of turpitude.   This order is in effect, immediately.   It is in place indefinitely.  You will not be released until we say, upon penalty of DEATH.   Hazmat suits, gloves, goggles, and N95 masks are recommended.  Consult with your local deputy overlord for authorization to egress.  Have a nice day.

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Obsolete Absolute

everything's relative
obsolescent absolution
   (release from gop!)
   (guilt, obligation, or punishment)

gop
   republicans, grand old party
   (guilty of pollution? execution! by electrocution!)

surfing serfs
medieval evil
renaissance fonts
lords and ladies, gored in Hades

boring and barren
shattuck avenue, shatt-al-arab waterway, winnie the pooh, shatner
   dung beetles, like sisyphus, or atlas, with world on shoulders
that's why I say hey man nice shit (lol)
glass jaw, glass ass, shattered
business shuttered, window shattered

manor and darien, mom and dad, mad house
lord of the manor and gulf of darien
lord god!  life or death, light or dark, living room or dining room
801, 8 (764), Oh (omg), One (God is One - Deut 6:4)(Neo, too)

The Allah of Allahabad
The Buddha of Budapest
The Christ of Christmas Island

black magic (bm, that's some shit)
the source of sorcery (sos)
soft and tender (sat)

hs hw
high school homework
hurricane season, heat waves

alliteration litter for the literati
   poorest people on the planet
   fishing and farming
   storm surges and super cyclones
   participate in precipitation
       (reign in blood, from a lacerated sky!)
    current covid count: 325,000 dead (xx), worldwide (ww); 97k (us xx)
         (perhaps 40% of infections are spread from asymptomatic carriers)

ha
fundamental
fundament mental
butthead
(beavis and butthead fundamentalism, lol)

Stollnitz, knitting stoles (priestly vestments)
or stealing threads, a robber and a thief
thief, the if, the-ology (if, then) (study of the)
teshara, he's a rat (basement has a ratt problem, lol)
why did mickey run away from home? his father was a rat

random bits
delighted to be knighted
blissful missus, happy pappy
joy boy, mother and brother and others
father didn't bother to lather at camp mather,
    rather, he played the zither
compartmentalized comportment
hate the heat, but the pool makes it cool
girl world, sex hex, love being alive
take the churl girl out for a whirl

Berkeley food pantry

Monthly 3 bags of groceries

It helps, everything helps.   I live below the poverty line.  I've been going awhile.  I didn't go last month, though.  I went today, expecting to leave without food, if the process was the same.  It's not. It's much better.  You pull a number, with a time on it, and come back, then.  You're not allowed to stay on the property.  I went to the park around the corner (10 minute walk), and read my phone for an hour, sitting under a tree.  I brought dog treats, which I gave to a grateful dog.  Made a friend.   Everybody gets the same thing, 3 bags, and a worker walked 2 of my bags to my bike, locked at the sidewalk, to keep it moving.   It's safe, much faster, and greatly appreciated.  

My dad asked what I got:  a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, fruits and veggies (bananas, apples, oranges, grapes, raisins, strawberries, a mango;  potatoes, onion, lemon, lime, cherry tomatoes, zuccini, asparagus, green beans, bell peppers), thistle meals, pasta, a muffin,  a loaf of bread, delicious (hope brand) avocado cashew and almond dip,  peanut butter, rice.  Cans of pears, salmon, veggies, chickpeas, spaghetti sauce, and chicken.  Vegetable oil and bags of salad.  Frozen fish and a box of mini corn-dogs (also frozen).

I ride my bike on the sidewalk, if there are no pedestrians.  I ride my bike slowly, because if I go over a bump too quickly, I risk losing my pannier.  I have a (collapsible) basket, also.  It hangs off the rack over the back.   The people volunteering at the pantry have been nice to me.  I'm glad they're on the ball, with the covid-19 situation.  Thanks, you guys!

Content with content

conTENT with CON-tent

compiler of concepts
oblivious to oblivion, obligation to abnegate, b gates
emergency urgency, urge of sturgeon to surge and merge
getting obscenely (overly, obnoxiously) drunk
doom mood: sickness, suffering, and death
dem med, democratic medicine, demon medication
pharmaceutical drug, farm doctor, suit ugh, cal rug
   pd, public display, police department, phd without h
confirmed to conform
fit or fat?  fight fate!  foot feet fought
riches, bitches
fact or fiction, facts about factions,
i've only read a fraction of the best fiction
infection and infarction dissatisfaction
lurgy and liturgy
strangers and angels, in danger; stranger in a manger
america, am Erica
    a merry california
kill for a mil?  Capitol Hill needs to take a chill pill
    will refill still, if you're still ill, Phil

sourpuss
stroppy, obstinate, uncooperative, rebellious
pervicacious, unmanageable, self-willed, subversive
recalcitrant, refractory, renitent

pervicacious vampire
empirically vampiric campfire umpire empire
aspire to respire and perspire
damn ire

eminent renitent penitent in a penitentiary!
conformity of rebellion
subversive or submissive
acdc: amenable, compliant, docile, cooperative

weal: a welt, or
   a sound and healthy state of well-being, happiness, and prosperity/wealth
might as well, might as weal
wheel in the sky keeps on turning

Linguistic Deconstruction

TUESDAY 5/19 (TES!) t’s (2020), testes!

Hahaha

Who’s got big balls? ac/dc, alternating/direct current, currency

Whrb, whirb, the whir of the roulette wheel, gambling (best odds is blackjack, though)

The whir of herbs, as the speedy cook flavored the dish, just in time

Piano music, pee an O, piss and cum, muse icky (gross), am you sick

M u sick, thought the devil, as he attempted to possess the soul of his minion

Radio, ray of god, radical sex (io, in out), are advertisement for the ol in n’ out

Thomas Tallis scholars, tom toms, is tall, calling S

I sit on my futon, in front of my computer, typing

I aye eye ay AI

Sit, suck it, shit without h, in situ, situation

  Sat, set, besotted, and sutch 

    Scholastic aptitude test, scholars and teachers

    sad and tired, stupid and thick

    Someone ate my toes!  Tom?

Futon, f- you a ton, no foot, to fun, n’ tofu, on my foot

in, inn, inne (anne, on, un)

Front, on to France, f- the runt

Of, 66, orgasm fuck (of is a sexy word!), omg I got an F

My, mai, m eye (like boba), my lai massacre, oh my, mine

computer, cum pewter, calm golf put, see um put emergency room (?)

   Pee yew, cross (mad at stinky piss mess)
    'computer' is an anagram of 'eco-trump'  or 'trump ceo'
         (Biden is an anagram of 'in bed' )

Typing, type ng, thai ping (submarine)(ping pong)(peeing)TY (cross, jesus)

Is this a stupid way to pass the time

Is there a point to this kind of linguistic processing

do these connections make learning easier

maybe, why not, Y knot, month of may, 5/2nd, 5/25th

And so on and so forth, you get the idea

GGM

Goodness, gracious

God the Gracious, the Merciful

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The ultimate good.  Always good.  Infinitely good. The perfect day.  Going to bed tired.  Doing good, feeling happy. Relationship.  Friendship.  Love.  Good meal.  Did your best.  Satisfaction, contentment.  Get by with a little help from your friends.  Make love, with your soulmate. Or be happy, alone.  You write your own story.  Good, better, best.  A threesome.  God, is you, and everybody else, in your circle, in your head, of good will.  Self is not singular.  I and I is one way of looking at it.  Me, myself, and I is another.  As the spirit moves you, you are a part of something bigger than yourself.  You are a part of humanity, a community, overlapping circles of identity, from family, to church, to school, to town/city, state, country, political affiliation, religion, race, sex, sexual preference, or -like an actor- a fluid identity that moves between roles, cultures, audiences.  The mini-me and the many-me’s!  Maybe you don’t exist, strictly speaking.  You’re just a body.  Ultimately, you’re just a tube, an alimentary canal, that is what you eat less what you excrete, and what you think, say, and do.  Be yourself, your many selves, do what makes you happy, you only live once.  Everybody dies.  Nothing matters.  Reduce suffering.  Increase happiness.  Maybe you’re possessed.  Get control of yourself!  Or submit. Like, whatever.  What do I care.  

My bible

My, mai (2) m, eye.  Delicious eyeball.  Like boba.  

Bib lay.  Lay, sex, conception, birth, bib!  (3 in between)

Buy some bull, some bullshit, some beef.  Buy, bi, bye.  3,3.

Living the dream, it’s just a dream, living in a dream, WAKE UP!!

Real life is hard.  Mental illness sucks.  People hating.  

Happy and free!  Duty, doing what must be done.  

After your homework, then you can play.  

Be good.  Don’t be bad.  It’s all good.   Evil doesn’t exist.  Do what makes you happy.  No guilt, no regret, just do it.  What else is there?  Stay free.  Love life.  Fight for what you believe in.  Be who you are.  Be authentic.  Work hard.  Be all that you can be.  Read!  Live vicariously through books.  Be healthy.  Strong, fit, healthy, well, sane.

Vampires drink from the well.  There’s sane and insane.  Inside the sane?  Outsane?  Queer sanity and psychic intrusion, voices, mind control, manipulation.   Vampire is ima perv.  I’m not a perv.  Thus, not a vampire.  Ha.  Nobody is, really.  But some insane think they are.  Subsisting on blood, violence, mayhem, murder, death.   Psychic vampires are draining.  Suck the life force right out of you.  Like an author who drones on, endlessly.  If that’s me, sorry.  

I’m schizophrenic.  I’m a telepath.  I hear voices.  Others, in my head.  Like a cell phone in my actual cells.  My head is a prison cell.  I am a captive audience.  Not just voices, but images and thoughts, themselves.  To the point I don’t know what’s me and what’s other.  I suspect this is sanity, actually.  The reality people call God.  I mean, people pray because they think their thoughts are heard by someone else (!).  Madness is universal.  No?  Insane in the membrane.  Nuts, you are what you eat.  Loco, cool.  Crazy, like Jay Z.  Sanity, like a manatee.   

And what is “getting drunk” other than a reference to some actual vampiric reality?  I mean, literally.  G-D.   Alcohol lowers inhibitions, they say.  The true you.  The real me.  The authentic self.  Well, a hangover isn’t hanging over anything, unless you’re on a mountain.  So literality doesn’t necessarily make sense.  Ness a Sara Lee.  That’s today’s lesson, kiddies.  Just something to ponder, process, think about, reflect upon.  Look at your image reflection on the surface of a pond.  Grok?

Time is a killer, just like playing video games.   Keep murder virtual.  We die, little by little.  Orgasm is the "little death".  Pen and ink.  Penis and think.   Chickens and sports.  Links to kink.  washing pink mink in the sink, wink wink.  

get it?  (chicks) cock and (athletes) ball-games.  Pollo loco!  hen and heaven, :-) rooster boosters!  

ave maria avenue
gave and have
the fave knave raved about Dave's cave
saved from pavement slavery by catching a wave
surf the ocean or surf the internet

Passion

God, rage, books

God is the source of all goodness.  He created the universe.  He created all that exists.  He created me and you.  Maybe he’s not a he.  Maybe he’s an it.  The universe, itself.  The universe is creating stars, and time creates people from stardust.  The big bang was made by who or what?  No one can say.   The reality, existence, history, or presence of God is inferred, possibly in error, and no one knows, really.   It is uncertain.   It is conjecture.  Is time infinite?   How could there be a before a beginning?  Or a who, before a what?  It’s madness, really.   God is good.   God is all-powerful.  God is love.  Maybe that’s all you need to know.  Relationships end.  Life ends.  All die.  Do what thou wilt.  But love.  Life is not worth living without love.  Love is a drug.  Love is bliss.   Love is the reason for all things.  You can take heroin.   But heroin is not true love.  Life is a roller coaster.   Roller coasters are exciting.  There are ups and downs.  You can flatten the curve.  You can be equanimous, stable, placid, calm.  You can be a Buddha.   You can be content, no matter what.   You can relinquish attachment.  You can substitute enlightenment for love and hate, desire and aversion, greed and disgust.  Life is simple.   You eat, drink, piss, shit, wake, sleep, fuck, raise a family, work, play, and think, meditate, write, talk, create, exercise, read, watch, listen, love, hate, fight, dream, and die.  Maybe you vote, or lead, or follow, or pray.   Maybe you fish, hunt, hike, go camping, enjoy nature.   Maybe you’re rich, maybe you’re poor.   You’re happy, you’re sad, angry, bored, tired, in love, apathetic, curious.   You go to school, and travel, go to restaurants, and read the news, watch television, go to movies.  You ride a bike.   You walk a dog.  You give up.  You play sports, you win, you lose.  You play games.  You do puzzles.  You watch sports.  You cheer on your team.  You go to bars, you drink alcohol.  You get old, get sick, get tired, are stricken by the meaninglessness and absurdity of life.  You do what you can.  You struggle until the end.  You hate yourself.  You are a mortal.  You are fallible.  You are not god.  You aren’t even good.  And you are the same as everyone else.  At least you tried.  You are like all the other animals.   You are a tube, you are what you eat, less what you excrete.  You happen to have a big brain, and words, and hands, because you are human, but your are no different than a worm.  Maybe life was better for you because you can talk and write, and watch tv and listen to music.  Cultures and languages and personalities provided variety, to sample and enjoy.   Life is good.  Death is inevitable, so it must be good, too.  It doesn’t have to be bad.   It just is.   Accept it, and go with the flow.  All good things must come to an end.  And with that, I close my reverie.

Rage against the machine? You don’t have to give up, or be at peace with all the evil in the world.   You can fight.  You can be a cop, a lawyer, a soldier, a politician, a priest, a writer, an activist, a voter, a teacher, or even a criminal, like an assassin, or a street-fighter.  You might end up in jail, but you had integrity, you fought for what you believed in, you made a stand, and maybe you can keep fighting the evil around you, be a source of virtue in a rotten world.  You are free.  You can write your own story, be the hero of your own epic journey.  Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.   All you need is some sugar (and water).  H, too, oh.

Life gives you a human body?  You go to a library!  Books are time travel, space travel, into the future, past, other places, other people, other cultures, other minds.  Escape, and immerse in entertainment and imagination and experiences, beyond your limited ken.  Humor and creativity and conflict and criminality and horror and philosophies, to expand your perspective, to enlarge your world, to fill your time.  It’s all good.  Fiction, biography, history, news, romance, cookbooks, drink it all in.   Libraries are free, and almost unlimited, in wealth of bliss.  Read everything.  Learn, and laugh, and love, and live!  Read every award-winner, best-seller, librarian pick, bill gates recommendation, and selections from favorite authors.  Learn languages.  Read encyclopedias, and dictionaries, and slang dictionaries, and an atlas, and compendiums on your favorite topics.   Read all the world’s corpus of religious scripture.  Read what the college professors are assigning their students.  Read about nature.   Be a bookworm.  Read until you go blind.

You’ll never be omniscient.  Don’t even try.   But you can be well-read, an expert, an authority, an educated and informed and interesting resource for others.   You only live once.  Books are compressed experience.  The more you read, the longer you’ve lived.  That’s how I see it, at least.  Fill your days with books.  Like Dr. Boox.   Or skoob (scoobie-doo).  Or ghost stories (that put the boo in books).   Or Terry Pratchett (who puts the ook in books).  Go on, get thee to a library, and read about astrology, like libra and aries (libraries!).  Do your homework.  Take your leisure seriously.  Follow your passion. 

It's Always Now

No Time like the Present

kinds of time:
past, present, future; day, night; seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, ages, epochs, eons, moments, attoseconds, femtoseconds, planck time, spacetime, military time, liturgical time (e.g ordinary, lent, advent, etc.), real time, daylight savings time, geologic time, 4-4 time, dreamtime, a song by pink floyd, father time, part/full-time, good times, new york times, linear, cyclical, all-time, forever, always, eternity, infinity, imaginary time, unreal time, party time, time to get ill

alpha and omega, beginning and end, sex and death (sad), jesus
who can say where the road goes, only time -enya
time, ti me, that is me.  tim-may! -south park

"outside" of time
solar year, tropical year, sidereal year, nasa time
time zones, GMT (greenwich mean time), UTC (universal coordinated time)
gregorian, Julian calendars; international date line, time travel
international atomic time, terrestrial time, barycentric dynamical time
subjective time, heartbeats, lifetime
ephemeris

no one lives forever
impermanence, ephemerality
here today, gone tomorrow
oblivion (death is a personal "end of time")
life goes on, this too shall pass
time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future -s miller band
time doesn't go.  time stays.  we go.  -Linda Ellerbee
all these moments, lost, like tears in rain
eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die
ardently do what must be done.  who knows? tomorrow, death comes -Buddha

does spacetime have an actual beginning or end?
s hawking said there was no "before" the big bang
     but I suspect both time and space are infinites
     at least, i conceive of them that way
big bang beginning, and an actual end of time?
big crunch, big freeze -heat death of universe...
evolution has love in it
   peace, love, and happiness
live long and prosper
    health, wealth
in that sleep of death, what dreams may come -shakespeare
immortality is a delusion
we are 'ephemerals'

hour, ow
week, weak
minute, my-knute/newt, small, infinitesimal, micro
days, daze; night, knights; morning, mourning
evening- even numbers, getting even
noon and no one and none and nun
seconds, and thirds (meals! portions!); thyme :-)
      Minute Maid oj
month, am onto H; moth, mother, monty hall, monotheism
year, why? ear (a sound reason) (riesen chocolates!)
    yea, ar (alright)(all right)(annette riddle)

science: a trip around the sun, and vibrations of cesium (!!)

leap seconds are a thing, no joke
the second is an SI base unit
I remember being the only person being excited (in 1989) of
    the time being 1:23p 45s on 6/7/89.
    I thought it was cool. I called popcorn. (remember that? lol)
a nasa year (sidereal year) is 365d, 6h, 9m, 9s
the earth wobbles, which affects equinox to equinox measurement
tidal friction slows the earth's rotation (!)
"our spacetime is a Minkowski space"
Jupiter's gravity affects our (elliptical) orbit

the universe may eventually go black, just like us
lifetime, senescence, heartbeats, aging is cellular replication errors
death, thou shalt die!  - John Donne
death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it -Murakami
we are blips, and that's a fact, jack
Rest In Peace; rest in pieces

blippy and elf:
Augie thinks Blippy is me
'everyone lives forever' (bumper sticker)
god is love, love believes all things;
faith is assurance of things hoped for, belief in things unseen
    -Hebrews 11:1

I don't believe it, but might like to be pleasantly surprised,
and wake up in heaven, or in god's mind, or inside a computer,
or in another universe, or on another planet, or whatever the fuck it is

gratitude (gr attitude): the present is a gift
oblivion: ob, I liv on (obstetrics: live on, through children)
immortality: immorality with a t (cross?), crypto-xianity
god - getting over death; go on, die;
         good old days; gratitude of deliverance
         gladness of deity, deicide, or devil
         getting old, despairing; get one's deserve
         gratification of desire; guerdon of devotion
         glad, overjoyed, delighted

3 strikes

The darkling had drugged his date, in his home, and was about to take a bite out of her neck.  His first victim as a vampire.  Eventually, he would know hypnosis, and maybe could make the bite on the willing conscious.  That would be another first.  But for now, she was his, all his, to do what he wants with.  He licked her face.  

This is stupid.  I’m not going to write this.  Worst book beginning, ever.

So what am I gonna do all day?  I’m SOO bored.  Maybe I’ll … drink bleach?  Stab someone?  Eat a pizza?  Run around, jog or whatever?  Walk a dog?  Read a book, magazine, watch tv?  Talk on the phone? Text.  Write a blog.  Write a journal.  Take pictures.  Set something on fire.  Do pushups.  Sit against a wall.  Take a nap.  Eat whatever’s in the kitchen.  Take the bus somewhere.  Go hiking.  Listen to music.  Yes.  Music.  Or pop someone’s tires.  No, music. 

This is stupid, too.  

I’m going to write.  About?  Well, blowing up a jail, maybe.  That might be fun.  No, not flatulence.  An actual explosion.   Like OK city.  A terrorist.  A terrorist who hates criminals, lol.  An even stronger act of deterrence.  Should work, right?  Maybe a dozen explosions, around the country, around the world.  That oughtta do the trick.  Cops would probably even help me.

No, I’m not going to write that.  Someone else, can, if they feel like it.

Well, have a nice day.

Tease

Ism, in sane man

Integrity to self’s morality

Isolate sick motherfuckers

    toxic, talks sick

HH LWT

he has love, wealth, time

(dad) Lawrence William Teshara 

ts

Tease, tee’s, tea, and T’s

Trust, Truth, and truffles

Travel, Trip, traipse, tropical

Troop, trap, trump tripe

Tip-top tap water

Triune: trimurti trinity and triumvirate

triumph of trees, doing yoga (sun salutation)

Trying for a three-peat

Triplicate

Tea for ti (snapple peach!)

Anyway.  Rhode I’m on

learn juggling 4 balls, something to pass the time.

Sit in the sun, bake and get baked, pot plot, wanna marijuana?

Write, for the sake of writing, 
                being a writer, 
                making something worth reading

Eat guava, salami, ice cream (but not too much!  Addictive)

Happy birthday, happy mother’s day, happy star wars day

SF, san francisco (st. francis), -uck, society of friends, sweet friendly

Francesca and Francisco, in frisco (the city) (bay area, baby!)

Listen to music, write, read, walk, eat, exercise, nap, relax, watch tv, sit outside, Buy vinyl gloves that fit (medium is too small, but I opened the pkg), sysco, 100 count, I can squeeze them on, actually

Read about diabetes, Joe biden, make Mac n cheese

prisonlit.org

Rover, Duchess, Sara

Rhyming Pairs

like climbing stairs

womb to tomb, tomb doom
him n' women, loom and broom
hume is inhuman, reading a cookbook by a brook
pneumatic asthmatic; emphatically illmatic
Alexa makes fart sounds: there was a fart artist
at the greyhound track, it was a chase race place
urgin' the surgeon to start his heart
ace of bass, ace is the place
asics basics, at fleet feet
spit some shit, about dazed knights
physician musician and magician
fumes in rooms, hells bells, Mel smells
hit the e-sharp on the harp
greed freed, weed seed, the need to bleed
no pain no gain, but cruel is not cool
stain glass window, or a rainy-ass meadow?
found sound, shoot the round in the ground
chug the mug, the pug peed on the rug
wife life, food dude, kid did bid on the price of squid
I hate being late; your fate is great!
bounce the ball against the wall
bad dad or top pop; dead dad, or tesharapy
an hour on the tower of power
permanent sperm, stupid cupid, lemon demon semen
tex mex, then sex with ex; go fuck a duck
take a chill pill, then sing a song, rhythm with 'em
beat the heat, thick as a brick
demon barber of Fleet Street
a pillow under the willow
mellow yellow jello, hello fellow
dogs and hogs, groggy frog, a blog about Bogg forest
worm germs, infection reflection, race to trace
weak freak, dumb bum, sad dad
date tricks in the matrix
shake and bake, Jed's dead, bed-head, fed bread
yes jess, sara teshara, larry teshara, airfare, care bear
urine, you're in; excellent excrement
top gop cop, republican publican pelican?
not a peep, creep
shut up or I cut the pup
fable on cable, build a table if you're able
tad the tard was a tad tardy
schizo scherzo, insane in the membrane
raining brain, shit on your shirt
insane pain, pain in Spain, heinous anus
ants in your pants, dancing in france
better butter, marge's margarine
born in a barn, gore is a bore
heroin heroine, rhyme crime, taught tet
backpack, hacky sack, back in black
weep if you leap in your sleep
dna and dan, nature and nurture
creature feature, suture teacher
Doug's drugs, hugs for thugs
tea tree, each peach, apple snapple, near-beer
disco in San Francisco, work and twerk
Spock spoke, trouble with tribbles, table trouble
grunt with a gun, lasses in glasses
ugly bug, dissecting an insect
the Wiccan made a rune run
the drive to dive, surfin' smurf, swim on a whim
gazing at gays, close to a closet, gays in gray
queer deer, dear; weird beard
seeing what you seek, seen scene
the simple pimple defaced his face
a scoop of goop, a hint of ignorance, a dash of panache
switch witches, bitches; riches for snitches
brain drain, weaker speaker, sick psycho
cheers! here's to you, dear
choosing to lose, chose (margaret) cho
crude crew, masses of molasses
pitter-pat goes the crying sky
queer's fears, finding the fag mag, lewd and rude
the paint ain't tainted
shoe goo, spacetime face slime, sane brain
who poo'd, dude.  you're a jerk, dirk.
phony phone, sell your cell
playing with a Rubik's while listening to musics
   there are 43 quintillion combinations
   but any configuration can be solved within 20 moves
    so 20 is "God's number"
the hotter daughter got in the water
pray for prey, nature signature
a computer looter, a crappy rap
neuter in the uterus, warm in the dorm
finger anger, the malingerer lingered
pay to slay, the haul to fall, taking the lead med
assassin in class, will pass on going to Mass
the lass passed gas in class
call, doll; can't, c-nt; aborting portland
step with pep, for 10 reps
good mood, in the hood, dude
hate your mate? rate your date
the last night to gaslight
waitin' for satan
who thinks 'social conventions and morality' is a scam
a scam for scum
health and wealth
myself and my elf
audience obedience
ecstatic static
savage cabbage, tomatoes ate my toes, uncollared greens
the cook is a crook
Nixon: I am not a cook!
my rib in the crib
hawks rock! cock block
jog with your dog
eat meat, hew and chew on you (ew)
matronly patron
puke on the duke, duchess and suchness
bunnicula and moose-ifer and demonkey
leave a fanta for santa
luke skywalker and the kooky stalker
leaky and squeaky, thirty and dirty, purty and flirty
freaks at the speakeasy, in unique sneakers
mother an other and father a bother
if big brother had his druthers
clarence's parents,  spunky uncle
have fun in the sun, be sane in the rain
the la brea tar pit, and andrea on the carpet
thin mints and skin flints
the yarn on my kindle unspooled like from a spindle
read a magazine on thorazine, the 'zine scene
read on weed, thoughts on pot
local vocal yokels, berkeley irked me
loony moonies, crazy daisy, loco joko widodo
greg and peg, harry and larry, jesse and (herman) hesse
scary larry and dangerous dan (scarin' erin?)
chicken of the sea?  lunatics and tuna chicks
boona and buddha (a dog and a god)
hh, his holiness, hapnin' here
pontiff is con- tough
g-unit, tune wit, dune shit
kooks that eat cake and coke
the ayatollah drank a cola
kick a kike, hate and hit
you and lou, do something new, do you, a new you
nuts about butts, butt slut; what a mutt
team, gang, crew; cruel and crude crew

firms, businesses, companies, corporations (fbcc!)
money, income, wealth, earnings, haul
green, cabbage, payment, salary, lucre,
coin, cash, checks
expense, cost, damage, outgo
stocks, bonds, tips, interest, treasuries

disc risk: censure for erasure
feeling frisky? whisk the bisque
pesky desk, annoying toy, cloying boy
bein' Ian, (indian) Cindy n' Ian
I see mercedes benzes through these lenses
paper caper, stole the whole ream - I could scream
bodybuilders heave to achieve
I'm fonda Hondas, go far in a car
ability of hostility to cause instability
simon's diamond, rye with pie
fill the space at Phil's place
you're soaked in coke? is this a joke?
wake and bake, woke and toked
is Lizzo a schizo, music to lick a fuse, seedy cd
hey hay, weigh way, wok walk, write right, high hi, rain reign, seedy cd
splat! I heard a bird turd, to murder a nerd is absurd
take a seat on your bum, eat a plum, and beat a drum
dharma and harmony, big Pharma and karma
the starman eats parmesan
flower power, flour power, flower pour, poor flow
watch out for the door in the floor
it's nice to be warm in a storm
news you can use, choose your news - you lose!
elope with the pope, hope helps the pope cope
soap on a rope is for dopes
wanna smoke marijuana? so do donna and john
chug a drug, contrivance and connivance
do shrooms bloom?  busy beaver is an achiever
cain and jane, raymond and the laymen say amen
afrique is unique, jim gaffigan is african
borin' foreign whorin'
tv and cb give me the heebie jeebies
the goat wrote a quote, but it's shit
babies with rabies and scabies
microwave, hi crow- wave!
fire wire, fine wine, jars in bars
torrential torment
black in sac(ramento), sly guy
bloody buddy
girls like pearls, love that fits like a glove
puddle of mud or the judds?  wash your mouth with suds!
sing a long song in hong kong
different states have different weights
dump trump, biden and celebrate
wedding bedding
vampire campfire, law crew, raw chew, nosferatu
skit shit, pitt's wit, quit it
nosferatu da, tu.  achoo.  got u.  R2.  ha, too.
cabinet ain't havin' it
hard to be a tard; difficult, if a cult
the lord's hordes, roaring with swords
dragon roared and soared, the marine corps hit the floor, and swore
grumpy mugwump takes his lumps
the clown downtown frowned
the champion vampire stamped out his cramps
anne is a man?  the pimp with a limp pumped her dumper
make a fake steak, take shake n bake, drink sake
al gore for four more, wait for white
quaint saint, haint feinting, tainted paint
is trump a chump, screamed the champ chimp
alfalfa and kale, for the alpha male
big pigs are a bore, I dig big figs
the snake slithered into the lake, after the quake
chicken sickened, scrd bird, foul fowl, owl and fowl
truth about ruth, ruthless and toothless
bless this mess, reassessing chess
hurtin' for a squirtin', a need for seed
ornery fornication, angry bang, kink with pink
veal meal, eat meat, wheat and treats
beef, chief.  a fork for your pork.
curtains, for certain; ow, now
bow to the dow, money my one, odd god
the lore of the poor, score more whores
think in ink, tinker with links
i heard murderous words, why is a midget in the fridge?
yertl the turtle, wash your mink in the sink
i haven't been to sears for years, dear
beers at cheers, tenderness on inverness
blink and wink, eye on the sky, see me pee
darren and karen, laird and jarrett, there - where?
a fungus among us, tears for fears, quiet riot
how now brown cow, pere pierre, bear's lair
mad dad ad, be a bunny for money
sleep sheep, number of slumbers, boring chores
my drill is boring, bored lord, recession lighting
big wheel was a big deal, crying guy
feel the reel, emotion movie, real deal
a penny for a meal at denny's, a rhyme for a dime
a pickle for a nickel, a porter for a quarter, holler for a dollar
funny loon on honeymoon, suck for a buck, sing for bling
dream team, Patrick hat trick
a stone alone, rock around the block, around the clock
feeling the ceiling, going to the gym on a whim
if it bleeds it leads, a need for good deeds
seed and feed are key, but mead and weed at reed? indeed!
complacent complaisant
Titus had gastritis
tumor humor, tumor too much
broken token, Tolkien unspoken in Hoboken
worship on a warship, submarine below the marines
carpet or tar pit?  powdery clouds
corporate torpor, liz' business, invest in vagabonds and stockyards
Jesus, don't freeze us; busy, is he?
a whiz at curing dizziness, dizzy at disneyland
3 cheers for chairs, zero cheers for chores
charred cher, burned and learned, got taught
watch the witch, which witch? the bitchy witch
sinister minister, pre-priest, invest in vestments
disco and track, discography and track listings
how much money for a Monet?
don't get mayonnaise on the Manet, amen
Mabel wrote a fable about a stable
wear sable, drink black label
the crowd at O'Dowd was loud
play baseball, (jedi) face maul, case haul, space-fall (skydiver)
scart issue: subversive, contumacious, anarchist, recalcitrant, transgressive!
anarchist antichrist; a tisket, a tasket; a biscuit, a basket
yes Jess, messy Jesse