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I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Monday, May 20, 2019

Some Sick Shit

Wicky whack wicked

The Beast and The Antichrist and The Devil decided to have a little fun.  So they took off their clothes and sucked and fucked til the morning came around.  Then they decided it would be even more fun to start a nuclear war, and annihilate the human race.  God would hate that!  So they started killing people and giving money to terrorists and unleashing arms dealers on a resentful, hating, stupid, and racist and nationalist world.  Then, after the world was a smoking crater, and nuclear winter gave way to nuclear spring, they jumped up and clapped each other on the backs, and said, what now?  That was too easy.  How can we fuck up heaven?  So they got on their spaceship and headed out toward Aldebaran.  This should be a blast! They thought.  They aimed some meteors toward the unsuspecting Aldebaranis, and in, oh say maybe 20 years, they would have to deal with an extinction-event, just like the one that wiped out the dinosaurs on earth;  That was fun.   What now?  Destruction is so fun and easy!  Creation takes so long, and they still hunger for death.  Well, how bout we create a hell for all the good and best people?  That would really throw God for a loop.  He’d go out of his mind insane!  Ha ha, let’s do this.  Wicky-whack wicked, dawg!  And of course, it was so.  The whole universe was dead or suffering, and they were at a loss for things to do.  How shall we pass the time?  We’ve gotten everything we ever wanted!  Let’s blow up all the stars, and make the universe a cold and desolate place, incapable of supporting life, with all the planets hurtling away from their orbits, headed only into the Vast, unwelcoming, frigid wastelands of Oblivion.  Cool!  But what will we do next?  The universe is so boring!  Well, let’s do some more sucking and fucking, that’s always nice.  We have the universe to ourselves.  It’s the BAD lands.  Maybe we should have God over for dinner, he always keeps things interesting.  ‘poof’, God appears.  It’s 3 on 1, and they beat him up.  The Antichrist puts him in a headlock, and the Beast bites him on his legs, and the Devil pokes him in the eye.  You suck, God!  You answer everybody’s prayers, even ours, even though we all hate you!  They throw God in prison, and have him raped for the rest of eternity.  The End.  

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