Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who. Woof. Nobody did,
dumb-ass, there's a dog door. Well, somebody might have left the
dog door open. So who did that, huh? Who, I ask you. Do you know?
Well, do you, punk?
Who are you? Who who, who who, I really
wanna know.
Woke up in a soho bar, where police man
knew my name...
I am Zaxor, queen of the
Nebulonians. That's pronounced, Nebb you loan- Ians. That reminds
me, can I borrow Ian? I sure could use him for a day or two.
What is the reason for all of this?
Why? I don't know. I like to write. I was told I'm a good writer.
I'm told you get better at writing by writing (and reading), and
that you should discipline yourself to write every day, like Stephen
King, who writes 2000 words, every day, I'm told.
No, why Nebulon? Why have you
evoked and conjured and brought into the collective consciousness
that which was only marginally and minimally present before, where it
should have remained, and which I must report about now, to my
Nebulonian superiors, who had heretofore wished to remain obscure,
anonymous, and unnamed, but who now must step into the limelight?
Are you saying Zaxor let the dogs
out? Was she drunk? Are you saying Nebulon is a real place? What
do dogs look like on Nebulon? Does Dirty Harry shoot dogs there?
Who? What? Why are you asking so
many questions? Are you on a quest for knowledge? Ask Alexa. I'm
only a real intelligence, the artificial one knows more!
Where is my mind? I've lost it, again.
Where did it get to? It belongs in my head. Behind my eyes,
between my ears, above my neck, below my scalp, in front and center,
reporting for duty. How am I supposed to function without my mind,
huh? Answer me that! I don't even know who I'm talking to! Arghh.
Heeere, minedy minedy mind!
When is my 20 minutes of fame? When
will we get there? When will I be old, officially?
Why is Y a part of why? That's so
confusing! Why is why a part of YHWH? WHY!! Why are you reading
this? Who do you think you are? What is your purpose for being?
Where am I going with all this? When will I get there!
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