hi
My name is Jesse. Jesse, like Jesse
Jackson, James, Owens, Helms, Ventura.
Or the Christina Applegate sitcom of
that name that ran on - from x to y.
Or Uncle Jesse, from either Dukes of
Hazard, or Full House.
I am, in fact, an uncle. My brother
Greg has 2 kids, Ben and Declan, x and y.
I'm also uncle jesse to Augustus, my
friends Sara and Pierre's young boy.
They live in Portland. I might leave
Berkeley, and go live with them. Cheaper rent.
My family lives in the Bay Area,
though. And I like Berkeley. My roommates are mostly mexican.
I speak Spanish. My name in Spanish is
Isai, or Chuy, or Jesus.
You can call me Jesus. I don't mind.
Or, Zeus, for short.
I don't take the lord's name in vain, I
hope. He seemed to do alright with mine.
My full name is Jesse Lawrence Teshara.
My dad's name is Lawrence.
He goes by Mr. T, like his dad did, way
before the A-Team was around.
Lawrence is spelled with 'law' and
'wren' in it. I guess you could call me Larry, too.
Teshara is a portuguese name. Some
people think it's japanese. Maybe it is. It used to be Texeira, but
the spelling was changed at Ellis Island, when z, my
great-grandfather came over from Europe. Texeira is a common name
there, I'm told. Teshara is an anagram for The Sara, and also As
Earth, As Heart, As Hater, take your pick. Shat ear is one of the
crazier ones. Makes me think of iron mike.
A jess is a falconry term: it's the
strap around the bird's leg. Jessamine is jasmine.
So you can play with my name and come
up with things like
Zeus Law as Earth, or Jesus,
Larry shat ear, or Jess lore the Sara
or chewy ear law, or See
S.J. wren as heart, or JC's law to share
or even, Jesus as hater. I
jest! Hey, Zeus - lore int share, huh
I find this kind of thing fun, and you
can do it with your own name, too.
There are anagram generators on the
web, that can list thousands of permutations.
Names have a kind of power, but you can
always change them.
Anyway, I'm not just Jesus and Zeus and
Ra, the egyptian sun god I'm a law!
Law-rinse... maybe I should rinse my
mouth. Isa is Jesus in arabic.
Jesse L can become jealousy. I'm
sharing this with you (I'm to share). To Cher!
I'm adopted. PT is my mom. Riddle is
my birthmom (a net!). Be rid of this dullness!
How many times is the word God used in
the bible? (candle: can dull)
God is I AM. In french, J' suis
(Jesse). J' taime (JT I am!)
I dated an Ellen (Covington) French in
college. Lots of coveting.
Happy Noel. No elle. Go figure.
I'm JC (jesse). I've known LN, and KT,
and written many SA's (essays), ha.
my name in chinese means something, too (i forget)
Merry Christmas, every One!
(god is one. money- my one!)
god is love. Jesus is the prince of
peace. God is a man of war.
Another riddle. Batman's atman? mow the lawn, pop?
Allah, a law; Teshara, to shariah!
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