Hello. Hi. Good morning. How are
you. I am well, thank you. And yourself? Not bad, not bad. I go
to the dentist today. Keeping my fingers crossed, no cavities.
Yes, oral hygiene is important. Gotta floss. I use an electric
toothbrush and a rinse. Gotta maintain. Dental work ain't no fun.
Well, good to see you. Have a nice day. Yes, you too. My regards
to the missus. Ciao. Toodles. Ta ta. Later, alligator. In
awhile, crocodile. Peace out. Hasta la vista, baby. Hasta luego.
Bye. B'bye.
So, what was that all about? Oh, you
know. He's crazy- likes to make small talk. Boy, you got that
right. He never shuts up. Just goes on and on and on. Well, we
all have our faults. Nobody's perfect. At least he's not one of
those silent crazy people. You gotta watch out for those. They
might snap. Like a ticking time bomb, those people. Well, it's
always the people you least suspect. The good family man, or the boy
scout leader. Ya, there's always something. A skeleton in the
closet, a body under the basement, you know. God only knows what
people are hiding. Ya, well there's good and bad in everybody. An
eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. You gotta believe. You
gotta look for the good in people, or you'll get cynical, the world
will look ugly. True 'dat. A salaam alaikum, my brother. God
bless, my friend.
Hey man, what's up? How you doin'?
Just chillin', you? Oh, you know, gotta eat. Getting some lunch.
Oh yeah? You should try that new burger joint down the block, it's
kickin'. Hm, that sounds good. Maybe I'll get a bacon cheeseburger.
Nah, man, you can't eat that swine flesh! Pigs are dirty animals.
Well, they say meat is murder, so I don't really see the difference.
I mean, I wouldn't eat my dog, but that pork be tasty. My pastor
said the word bible meant we should buy bull. And that pork is a
poor K – you know, kill. Am I boring you? Wait, are you playing
with me? Was that a play on words, you know, boar? No, not really,
but it's an interesting thought. It's like asking how many storeys
the library building has, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know what
you mean -cows! You're like Hitler to a cow! Cowshwitz!! Well,
they're delicious, and you know what they say, if God didn't want us
to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? Ha, that's a good
one. Maybe I'll eat you, one of these days. Nah man, be cool.
We're made in God's image, and we're meant to be stewards of nature,
lord and master over all the birds and beasts of the earth, who are
here to serve us! And I want to be served a tasty bacon
cheeseboyger, you dig?! Well, I ain't stopping you. To each his
own. You are what you eat. If you want to be a lowdown dirty pig,
go right ahead. Hey man, pigs are people too. There are vegetables,
fruits, pigs, chickens... And you know what, we even eat Jesus, I
heard a priest say once. That's some crazy shit. I ain't no
cannibal. Well, I heard people taste like pork. Who told you that?
The internet said some tribes-people called human meat “long pig.”
I'll stick to actual pigs, thank you very much. Bok! Bok! You a
chicken? You afraid to eat me? Ha, I got a hot dog for you. Na,
man, I'm just playin'. Enjoy your lunch. See you round. Later,
hater! It's all good.
A fella met a fella in a field of
beans. Says a fella to a fella can a fella tell a fella what a fella
really means. (he means business)
Oh chester have you heard about harry
he chest got back from the army, I hear he knows how to wear a rose,
hip hip hooray for the army.
One fat hen, a coupla ducks, three baby
brown bears, four rabbit running hares, five fat fidgety females, six
simple simons selling salt in siam, seven slimy sailorns sniffin
slooze, eight elongated elephants elevated in an escalator, nine
nasty nosed nimbryos nibbling on nine nasty nosed nimbryots (?!),
and: Ten two ton, two tone, transcontinental trucks -with trailors-
traveling from tallahassee tennessee to tyler texas on two tanks of
true test texaco, twice (TESHARA!)
poor old blue!
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