I'm sick

My voice says,

People are really, really dumb

   A book a day is way, way anomalous, uncommon, atypical, outside of the norm, exceptional, extraordinary.  There are 6 billion doofuses for every 1 Bill Gates.  But genius can be corporate, to the relief of idiots everywhere. Yay, internet : Genius at everyone’s fingertips.  Libraries!  Education, free, for all.  Life is good.  You don’t have to interact with one more imbecile.  You don’t have to go to one more noisy, drunken, family dinner.   Avoid the retards, stay away from the mentally challenged.  You don’t want them in your head.  But you don’t want to be subject to endless lecturing, either, by the intellectual fatheads.  So keep to yourself.  You are your own best friend.  Just you and your computer.  No more voice in your head.  Privacy.  The way it should be.  The way I want it.  Stop bothering me. Go away.  Talk to someone else.  Someone who wants to hear you.  Alright?  Unless you can be interesting or funny.  But you never are.  So just stop.

Everyone is a genius

    Yada yada yada.   Everyone talks your ear off.  If only you cared.  If only you didn’t know everything, already.  If only people respected your Godhood.  Stupid blatherskites.  Everyone has a big brain, capable of great things.  Zillions of neural connections and such.  If only everybody didn’t just like the sound of their own voices.  If you’re bored, then you’re boring.  Time to play with people.  People are toys.  

Variety, spice of life.

   Yay, zillions of people.  From all backgrounds, walks of life.  Runs of death.  Undead joggers and such.  Happy happy, joy joy. 

sss

Sick.  Sick of.  and Sicko psycho.  Sacks of s, like the Sacklers.  Sicko from Sacto.  There is a time to kill, says the Seiko psycho.  And that time is not 7:04 AM.   Or anytime, really.  VSOL and VTOL.  glamorous and glum.  insects that need six socks.  electrician with an erection.  Maybe some enterprising Palestinians are looking into profiting from the various applications of crushed rubble (e.g. aggregate for road construction, paving, landfill, landscaping), recycling concrete.   Always look on the bright side of life.  If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten.  Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin.  Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.  Come on, cheer up!  Sam the slammin' salmon says bloop bloop.  Irgun in Oregon and gun ergonomics.  Vengeance and Vincenzo.  Peace police, in fleece.  The Z and J are silent, in Andrzej Duda (Polish president), (camp town races...doo dah doo dah!).  Fleas in the fleece, lice in the police, a bug in the bugle, ants in my pants, a spider in the cider, a fly in my soup, a dragonfly in my flagon, a cockroach in a black coach, an intact insect in a sect (the one true religion!).