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8 Reasons you’re God

You’re God, not because you’re so great (and maybe you are)-

    great= gr eat= you are what you eat = you've eaten God, lol

(holy infant, so tender...and crunchy)

But simply because you exist (I AM), you’re not-bad (only God is good),

   You believe in something, in the culture war, say (God is a man of war),

   You are a product of love (your parents made Love),

   You love someone (even self, counts!)

   You’re someone (God is One)

   You’re kind!  (the merciful, the benevolent) 

   You’re a dad (god the Father)

Also, because you want to replace the shitty one everybody else is worshipping.

Plus, you’re a part of Reality (and RIATGTEI). (R is st bigger than self).  Allah is All.  Reality is all the god there ever is.   R =reality.  st= something.

You're God-realized.  You've surrendered and become One with the Universe!  Maybe you've taken an entheogen.   Or you're in love (in God!).  

You believe in Yourself (more than some invisible Being in the sky).

And finally, you've come to the profound realization that the Divine state is everywhere and everywhen, always already the case!

GOD

764=8

Infinity and Good without an O

G-D with an O

Rhymes with odd 

O for offense, and getting even

Go D!  Rooting for the devil

  It’s a long hard road out of hell

Love, good, a man of war, One

I AM, a living man, a role, an identity

Gesse Orence Deshara

Good One Deity

Waiting for Godot, eating Godiva, watching Godzilla

Godin and Godoy and Gray Davis (G-D)

Goddamn, God am!  

holy shit!  J'suis Avalokitesvara

   Jesus, Jess U

   Eshara, Shara, Hara, Ara, Ra

   hey Zeus

Yoda, Buddha, Adi Da (yes, yes , yes)

you are what you eat: gouda (god + buddha)

chinese chi and cheeses riced, diced, spiced, lol

chewy Chuy, eucharist: eu a christ

GOD

Dog backwards 

Omg, outlaw motorcycle gang

Good old days, Good orderly direction

Gold oil diamonds

Guns - drugs

Geena Davis, Gray Davis, Gerard Depardieu, 

Gaetano Donizetti, Gustave Dore, Rev. Gary Davis, Goran Dragic

messy Nietzsche and captain Kierkegaard

Star Trek, cyber truck, on track, trick-or-treat, tricycle

Anna, Annette, and Anne

cynicism, contempt

superficiality, capitalism, materialism, consumerism, selfishness, greed

manifold, made manifest to mankind (what?)

S and P 500, and the Spiritual Path, pure and simple

   presumption of separateness, prior standing

   soldier-pawn, and supreme player, phlegm and snot

   specialist and physician, passive and submissive

   poopy Snoopy, shaggy Shelby

madness, the Mind Always Deceives, master and devotee

I heard Harvard is hard (for a member of the herd)

hm, the "heart-master" died of a heart-attack

haters in love, the heart-way?   red!  sacred hatred

sad, stupid and dumb, sad and depressed, sick and diseased, 

satan and devil, Sarah and David, subtract and divide

naughty Nadia from Nadi; humbug in Hamburg; criminally eliminated

Dakini in a bikini, loco Loka, shocking Shakti, bhava and kachava

harmony, communion, light, laughter, love, elevated, blissful, ecstasy

pure radiant love-bliss, saturated in undifferentiated light

all-pervasive, all-embracing divine presence of a guru

"Ruchira": cool word, means: beautiful, pleasant, brilliant

friendship, fellowship, worship: you sunk my battleship!

what's up:  universal principle, feeling useless, pointless; 

   absolute meaninglessness, frivolity and merriment

fm radio: futility and madness, eff 'em, father mother, male female

a vortex in your cerebral cortex (ideas, opinions, knowledge on fire!)

what's goin' on: what, which things happen,

    to who, where, when, why, how

the freedom of losing yourself and loosing yourself

making law your life and work

IT:  instructions and teachings, inner temple

      intoxicated and transfixed

   dogma and doctrine, dharma and drama, 

   Kali- death and destruction (and renewal)

   master of masters, mummery or mammaries,

   sanctuaries and retreats, science and reason

   Relax!  Nothing is under control

   reincarnation, born again, car nation: born in the USA

farcical arse-hole, buggery and roach-encroachment

5 A words: Mahabharata and Guadalajara!

   (and abracadabra) (and anagrammatical)

drunk driving: AA plus AAA ("buzzed driving is dd")

american association against acronym and abbreviation abuse (lol)

maha purusha: great divine being

   are there mediocre divine beings?

batman, atman, atma, atm

shakti and bhakti (and socks and T's)

advaita and advent

bishop Perpetuus invented advent (in 5th century)

consort and the professional sort

UT, Ultimate Truth (in Utah? Utah too much)

beyond but not separate

add and subtract, positive and negative, yin-yang, klik-klak

renunciate- none see it, can't un-see it

bright lights, big city and a witty deity

   way I teach, guidance of devotees

   (not glorification of Donald)

cue:  complete understanding, enlightenment

BG:  bee gees, Bill Gates, Bhagavad Gita

Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz:  sensitive, observant, resilient

sacrifice is no longer "relevant, right, true, necessary, or sane"

Bless: B -less (e.g. bodiless, bright, bhakti, blood, bliss, etc.)

fairies on ferrys, whirls and spirals

HL, humor, laughter;  heavenly love in the Holy Land (everywhere)

cooperation, tolerance, mutual respect, and even love

never go into victimhood (Boyz n the hood)

ego-trip (and trip to the kitchen for an eggo waffle)

arrogance and self-chosenness and affectation

no-self, myself, multiple personalities, me myself and I, I and I

rap: recognition and perception of THE divine person

THE-ology, and true heavenly ecstasy, enlightenment, thee

inspiration, charisma, and yogic power

guru, swami, bhagwan

ruler, sovereign, and dominion

god, lord, messiah, emperor, king, queen, regent, master

slave, wage-slave, sex-slave, dalit / untouchable, zombie, golem

hypnosis, mind-control, svengali, dominance and exploitation

Eminence Front, by The Who;  Dr. Who; WHO (UN agency)

owls go hoo; nameless, he-who-should-not-be-named, 

tomb of the unknown soldier, soulja, bought and sold, selling souls 

Voldemort is a Riddle, Annette and a gross! (144)

Annette Riddle (birthmother) and a gross joke (the aristocrats)

cops, copses, and corpses

place of the dead, Hades, hell, underworld, limbo, purgatory, heaven, paradise

other dimensions, other universes, under the surface, within and without

the kingdom, the queendom, the empire, the vampire

king, queen, bishop, knight, rook, pawn, playas, getting played

chess is war, war is hell, hell is torture/torment

a sucking chess wound, chess of drawers, chess nuts roasting

sublimity and perfection, paradisiacal simplicity, peace and safety

crazy, absurd, immeasurable happiness, joy, bliss

transcending the alleged and ostensible "other", separateness, the mirage of duality

abiding in indestructible intimacy

Leela- divine play!  (vs. "irrefragable")

fatality and fate (fit or fat?) (boba fett fought fate)

master of martial hearts, nervous in the service

central nervous system, central nirvana system

pogonophobia in the Pokonos

dude, did dad do the deadly deed?

don't be a playa-hata, dawg!  word, making cheddar, in effect!

dim mak, and making a killing, monster mak

teenage routines

Purusha in Peru / USA

Land of the Thunder Dragon, Druk Yul, and Bhutan lighters

kezar stadium, kaiser hospital, and Khesar

sacred sacrificial sacrament (sake, fish, and ramen!)

shooting, shitting, shouting - shut up!

Messi the messiah of soccer (sacr- !)

football, facebook, foreign body, feedback, fremont bank

reservation, what he sez and duz on the rez

Sergeant Tina from Argentina

Kali the collie; Oliver, all over

Creator of All Life, at Cal

bless this mess, messy Jesse

skorts (skirt shorts) and sporks (spoon forks)

carp crap