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Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Thursday, January 18, 2024

I'm Back

Favorite food?

Cheeses rice

Juicy Jesse

Thanks for prayers

Heaven seems possible to me, now

Higher powers, powers that be, powers and principalities, muckety-mucks

P.S.   Pet Smart

   Pure and simple, plain and simple, politics and society, police and sheriff, plastics and seas, sex and pleasure, preach and sell, strength and power, 

Grow up group

Maturity and mathematical purity

3rd eye and fluoride and miss in four-md

BHS, BSA, and BHA (behavioral health associate)

Burlingame High School, Boy Scouts of America (now Scouting: )

   Cub Scouts, Scouts BSA, Venturing, Sea Scouts, Exploring

Comfortex mattresses (1620 Wilkie Drive.   Winona Minnesota MN 59987)

Open a tab and pop a tablet

Getting over myself, is over my head

Invoices and overhead

Mars and Myanmar

Ruffles have ridges, Mandarins have nipples

Dark triad trades (traits):

   machiavellianism, narcissism, psychopathy (tetrad includes sadism)

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, Salt Lake City, and Salton Sea (and Dead Sea)

Margaret Teshara, Mark Twain, empty

Fresno and Frez know?

Sun Valley, Silicon Valley, Sunnyvale

Crisis, hypnosis (no woman, no cry)

How now, brown cow

Now and then, a now and later

Toilet paper and paper towels and teepees and PT boats

    Indian drank too much tea (drowned in his tea pee)

National Geographic, news, documentaries (keepin’ it real)

Retiring auto mechanic (lol, re-tiriing)

How do you retire if you never worked?

Preach about peaches and teach about each beach

Voltron and the Vatican

   Neutrons and Voltron

Hanuman and harmony

Transformers and in a trance with flowers

Sauron the moron

Merlin and Lynn

Pokemon and Voldemort

The behavior of bees

Sociobiology, sociology, and genes and resources

Domineering but not dominant

Drowned out of the conversation

Drunk as a skunk on junk

heroin, opioids, and fentanyl

methamphetamine, methadone, and methodism

Discworld and discharged

True and false thoughts and feelings

Free-spirited in San Francisco, with savoire faire

Overcoming adversity to attend a university

Rape, ass-kicking, spanking, and “butt-hurt”

"You can be anything you want when you grow up"

Humble about being God

   May not have the status but enjoy playing the role

(also a concept/complex of concepts and identity)

Empowerment to make life better

sports: generating offensive defense

What would make a brown eyed girl turn blue? - Roxette

Mood stabilizers and antipsychotics

Lithium is a MS used to treat mental illnesses like

   Mania (feeling highly excited, overactive, or distracted)

   Hypomania (less severe)

   Bipolar disorder (mood changes between high, low)

MD (mania and depression)

Ativan at the vatican

Mercedes benzodiazepenes

Loved ones and caring family members

Passing the AP test (appearance and personality)

   abnormal psych

What makes you stand out and draw people in

In and out burger, ingress and egress

progress, regress, congress, regrets, and egrets

People are like worms.   Tubes.

    alimentary canals, from mouth to anus.   

    animals, like chimps, or dolphins, or pandas

        (or vampire squids?  Skunks? Cockroaches?)

Carnivore says eating meat can’t be beat

Vegetarian says meat is murder and murder is meat

Teshara, he’s a rat

What’s so crunchy about almond eyes?

  Or humorous about vitreous humor?

Gray space aliens, vampires, and gravy

Depakote and Deepak Chopra in a pink coat

RisperiDONE and finished with Finnish dolls

   Risking my wrist and crisp wisps of wasps

Sith on lithium

Haldol and a doll named Hal

Medications and medics and k-shun (and kp)

TB and diabetes and beatings

   not a walking Time Bomb

Kidneys and kid knees

More or less cholesterol

Sniffles and syphilis

Benjamin needs Benadryl

Declan declines playing with a deck of cards

David Copperfield in D.C.

Summa cum laude and Allah and nun

T Rex on zyprexa

Data on Lorazepam (star trek reference)

Suit and tylenol

Gandalf the gray and Gray Davis

     It’s all gravy

Paul Revere reverently paying rent

Braille and braiding hair 

Sexual preference (S and P 500), perfect strangers

Doctor says you’re cured!

  And you want her.   And she wants you.  We want everyone.  (howard jones)

Wanda Sykes and Caleb Ward (psych ward)

Taking a long board down Lombard, in SF!

   (yellow brick road) (there's another curvy road in SF, unknown to tourists...)

Using Kleenex in proper context

Unpacking in Lompoc

Terminix and Stanley Steemer

Douglas Adams and HGG (“trilogy of 5 books”)

Hitchhiking with Christopher Hitchens

World’s library available on Meta Quest? (!!!!!)

Larry T says “GET ON WITH IT!!!!”  (and “BLUE CARDS”)

    get it over with, get over it, going over like a lead balloon

Kelli and Kali and Cali (Columbia) and book of Kells

Christopher Walken and Blade Runner and Mick Jagger

Joggers on Joeger

OB/GYN in Auburn 

    Burning for you.  Earning and urning.   

Burying Barry

Christopher Plummer and Piper at the Gates of Dawn

Throne up

when I have to poop, I (uh)void it

Alex, Aaron, and Ali

Fiendishly complex (but no problem for computers)

Way to know allergies (besides contracting them)?

casting a hex with clorhexadine (purity!)

If you’re healthy and you know it, clap your hands

Scarlet Johanssen, San Jose, St. Joseph, society of Jesus

  (and my hs friend Jose Vargas)

Speedy Gonzalez and Suicide Girls

yoga, stretch, push-ups, planks

Turtles, terrapins, and tortoises

carnivorous plants and photosynthetic animals

Sarah Mclachlan and Sarah Brightman

Richard Stollnitz and Larry Teshara

Annette Riddle and Peggy Teshara

Sarah Salazar and Sara Lucille Brown

Larry David, Marge Simpson, tree of Jesse

Jesus is the stem of Jesse (virga Jesse) (and I'm a virgo)

Hiking cairns with Karen, walking collies with Kelli

poopy Snoopy and shaggy Shelby

World doesn’t owe you anything - Twain

FBI crime specialist, psych profiling

I don’t care (actually I do)

taking care of yourself (and giving apathy of others?)

no news is good news

all-1, infinite IQ, alcoholism, boundary issues, "I am not well"

12 Years a Slave, 8 years grammar school, 4 high

   All apologies.  Not something to be made light of.  

Pilfering pills

Med-compliant (MC, mind control at McDonald's)

A rose is a rose by any other name!

Rapture is dying happy (painlessly in sleep, say)

    ( ...could also be your ideal perfect eternal heaven of bliss)

Name stolen onto the dark web?

Jesse, J esse, tennis, and DFW (Infinite Jest)

David Foster Wallace, Wallace and Gromit, Wallis and Futuna

reading and writing, ADLs (activities of daily living)

do your thing, be yourself, you do you

Most kind (grammar school), Bodhisattva ideal, IR major (college)

   Compassion, help all beings attain Nirvana

(liberation from repeated rebirth in samsara) absence of dukkha, presence of bliss

     (My belief:) once you die, you're dead, that's it (I think)

samsara, for me, is another (day, not life) of dukkha (could be wrong)

  'you're not a Buddha' ( :-( ) (you don't have to listen to your voice though!)

  (compassion def: "sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings and misfortunes of others")

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, Nirvana and Hole

Holiness and nerve


Pete’s Dragon and Time Bandits (my first movies)

There is nothing wrong with silence - dad

Dog meat and eating pussy

Israel is real

god, peace, love, happiness (symbols)

Be a musician!  bam!

Sexist in Texas

land of love, lol

Hitler and hitting Larry

Pure fucking evil or some GOD in us

Incide and outcide

Guru, author, dog walker, fitness instructor, journalist, therapist, comedian, God

Father, husband

brother, son, uncle, friend, teacher

mechanic, aikido master, lawyer, monk/priest/pope

house medicine man

Epa global clean water czar

holy shit high school (see sí, SI: SAINT IGNATIUS)

Sight of blood, seeing red, memory (make it stick)

Woe- walking on eggshells

Wait for your weight to wate (j/k)

Schizophrenia is the devil’s cellphone?

Born again and bored again

Reincarnation as a carnation

Afterlife after death

Tried and died

CBT and CBD (cannabidiol)

I think you DO want to be Jesus

Is honesty really a virtue?

Cape Fear and ape ears

Tony Robbins and jobs, honey

I’m positive about negativity

Flash crash (her tits!)

    jugs: naming them 'subjugation' and 'juggernaut'

Jughead and jugo ('juice' in spanish, pronounced hoo-go)

It’s all good?  Voldemort for president, then

Washed in the blood of Jesus

   (red and sticky)

Be pro-peace, not anti-war

Melina, Melissa, Melanie, Melinda, Melania

Meditate on your ass

I’ve got ass-blindness:  I just can’t see my ass coming in to work

If someone calls you an asshole, say thankyou (without one, you’d explode)

Memes as a coping mechanism

Time wounds all heels

giving the recipe a space for thyme

Get high, ghetto hello

Heads or tails, a tale about head

Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman, Louis CK

Anne Rice and Annette Riddle and Tom Marvolo Riddle

Mona in a monastery

Bruce (Meads) Almighty

is the most recent religion timeless? about no one able to read your mind?

telepathic cellphone

perfect coincidence with Reality Itself (-Adidam)

you are not a sub, Jesse

you speak to me in riddles and you speak to me in rhymes

prana vampire

"there's no word for it"

possessed by devil

kisses so hard, I'll take your breath away

kalpas and Cal Pa's (and kappas!)

pan rakay and baba (indian food recommendation)

calm and keeping it together

healing everyone on earth and in the universe

be your own friend

kidnapped as a baby

Julia Roberts, sleeping with the enemy 

outrage and dissatisfaction, resentment and aggression

AA and awesome awareness

nurses and inpatients and discharge

a word can be invented for anything (in Klingon!)

Johnny be good, Jesús, Isaí, Chuy, Jesse

zero milligrams, omg

is it true anyone can be schizophrenic?

income and come in and cum in

Hector the protector and José no sé

Marine World Africa USA (and waiting all day for my group)

coitus with goiter!

cerulean and Cyrillic

Penn and Teller and PT Barnum

blood draw and blood work

injection and outjection

phlebotomy and lobotomy

Texeira and Teshara

eugenics in Eugene, OR

pattern, paranormal, and paranoid

hunters taking turns taking terns

Ares, Aries in monasteries 

monsters in monasteries

tactical and strategic tact and strategery

sad, submit and dominate, sick and diseased

the truth shall set you free

you can't handle the truth

the way, the truth, and the light

history's mysteries

2day and yes-terday

only you can prevent forest fires

forest fires, french fries, and foo fighters

fantastic four, family feud, and false flag

Pat and Ron are patrons

me and u (morality, ethics, and smile)

dominance and a sub(-marine) mission

you stupid sons of bitches best keep yourselves in check!

follow, submit, obey

ABC, action behavior comportment

parentage, leadership, example, primacy, protection

SB: security blanket

caduceus vs. asclepius 

birds of a feather stick together

fish of a fin swim in gin

I like dark chocolate macadamia nut turtles

lol, love of my life

together, to get her

nigerian negativity

The Quaker Oats guy (used to) looks like, John Boehner

chime indicates chyme

shining the beacon for bacon, beckoning back in

drug dogs, Smokey the bear

drunk on dregs is such a drag!

dragons with flagons don't be laggin' in agony

god is good, and greed gets good grades

but greed is rude without food for the nude

no matter your crew, dude!

even if living large, like manager Marge-

is what the sarge shouts for on the barge, guards.

are drugs fun and good?

oh oh oh, out of order

the defect of the disinfectant

dreams, voices, visions, daydreams, signs and wonders

season your language with salt!

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