Genius Wisdom from the Infinite Mind of God (talking to myself):
Get enough sleep. Brush your teeth. Floss and rinse, too. Eat and exercise to maintain, lose, or gain weight, to ideal form. Do yoga, swim, stay informed. Read the NYT and the Economist. Lift weights, and jumprope, and do pushups, planks, burpees. Sweat daily. Have sex. You should be getting it once a week. Or a massage. Or whatever. I don’t care. Do what you want. Live and learn. Be yourself. You don’t have a self. Be someone else. Be a nobody. Be God. Be everybody. Be good. Don’t be bad. Be alive! Be well. Be strong, fit, healthy, well, and sane. Have friends. Love life. Love yourself. Love someone else. Love your neighbor. Love the devil. Love your enemy. Love everybody. Be love. God is love. Love believes all things. You are therefore apolitical. The bible is telling you to have no beliefs. Or rather, to have all beliefs. Or maybe I’m wrong. Full of shit. Deluded. Stupid. Foolish. Ignorant. Confused. Ask lots of questions. Be curious. Don’t be an apathetic, incurious, couch potato. Research is fun. Get the answers. Become knowledgeable, wise, understanding. Truth is a step to enlightenment. Enlightenment is a step to Omniscience. Lifelong learning, until you learn what dying feels like. That’s about it. Oh, and have lots of money. That’s all, folks.
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