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The good book says only God is good, so it seems to me somebody needs to step up.

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Your pal, Jess
L-I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 52) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Friday, August 18, 2023

Smurf's up, dude

Knowing (biblically) the abortion issue (AI!) inside-out (as it were)

We know what you are - it’s making them sick, Jesse -v

School pupils, of profit and sales, submission and prayer

What’s up Eve’s sleeves?  Adam’s atoms

false and misleading, lies, dishonesty, deception, and deceit

LEOs, law enforcement officers that love each other

A republican genie? A genie is a Guardian Or Protective spirit

GOP and Goop and my pet gopher

Murdoch the murderer (Mr. Dr.  plays drums)

With the internet, we can all be geniuses (…well, maybe not)

Abbess in an abyss in Abyssinia

Constant consultant

regions, religions, djinn and gin

Dutch duchess

Mister mysterious

My Kia Pride got rear-ended

Tall people that understand being understood

Swan song, smooth sailing, and scared straight

Angels named Angie and Angela

Angel, on hell: “i’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

Occult cult’s cultivation of faculty

In a coma in Colma

The hustle and bustle for muscle in Brussels

(take a) swing dancing and flinch fries

God guiding good, Devil doing evil

  haters hating hate, lovers loving love

Marsupial soup, my brother’s broth

Nutritious nutria, at the carnivore’s carnival

chocolate in chaulk, racists eating Reeses 

Pelicans, publicans, pubs, and the republican reaper

Watching The Mandalorian in a Delorean

Salesman selling sales, specialists specializing in specialization

Which side are you on, he sighed


Phuhn thymes B-ing stoopid

Hapie wyth mai s’elf

Know Matt, er, wut?

Seigh thatt uh genn -

O, U, R, A, B? Buzzawff, hunny

Gough Sting sum won Lse


No fly zones, patrolled by flyswatters!

Flea flu, and mad cow that thinks she’s a dog

Laughing cow, yes it’s true, they do, I googled it

Where’s the beef? Impossible burgers with a dash of hot sauce? 

No beef at all, none whatsoever!  Holy cow, batman

Swami eats salami? Orcs eat pork? Sharif eats beef? 

Food, dude, can be rude, and maybe consumers should be sued

When viewed with an attitude of you and moo, says newly unruly Julie


Swine flew, pigs in airplanes, and angelic porcine beings, like pigeon doves.  Chubby hubby, fat cats, obese from Reeses, and overweight Rover-bait!  Chowing on cow, eating meat, consuming doom, and biting plight.   Eat less meat, more plants, and enjoy your feet, and dance!


Less hell in healthy, and more wrong in strong, but happier yappier

Don’t be shy, have some pie!  Talk about jocks and walking blocks

Getting fit, and losing your shit, and being sane about drinking rain

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