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I, God, welcome you to my blog!

The good book says only God is good, so it seems to me somebody needs to step up.

I hope you enjoy reading this, the Jesse Journal, as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Please feel free to subscribe, write me an email, request that I write about any particular topic you may want my perspective on, send a prayer, click on the charity link, or donate money to my bicycle fund! Have fun!

Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

F.Y.I. There are about 2200 posts..

Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Friday, December 29, 2023

Reading and Exercise plan

News, Reference, Email

(10) News:  Economist (digital subscription), Wikipedia, (emails: NYT, 1440), flash briefing (on Echo), Yahoo, Onion, and (Cal library: Foreign Affairs, Christian Science Monitor, and NYT)

(11) Reference: Oxford Atlas, Chambers dictionary, World Book encyclopedia, Brittanica (online), the NYT Guide to Essential Knowledge, DK Science encyclopedia, bathroom readers, (Trivia: J!, cards, Big book ofs - ),  and KP healthwise handbook, enhanced with Google, Wikipedia, and ChatGPT

(3) Email: Delancey place, daily poem (poetry foundation), actual correspondence

Reading lists: Aletheon (kindle), The Riverside Shakespeare, MASD (martial arts/ self-defense), DFW (David Foster Wallace) and Pynchon, Best American series, Spanish immersion, Histories of philosophy (Russell and Grayling), psych, books of humor, about dogs, Newbery winners, Hugo award, Bloom canon, 1001, 501...

Exercise: at home, at gym, yoga (rule: sweat daily, mix it up, muscle confusion, variety); eat healthy and get enough sleep (without oversleeping)

The GTU library is an ideal reading environment (simplified, at minimum: email, economist, world book)

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WAITing (for the worms -Pink Floyd): The weight is over!  wait, way-T?  Stop waiting and hoping for a savior, and solve your own problems! A little fun: Kalki, Maitreya, Mashiach, Parousia, Muhammad al-Mahdi (everyone is waiting!) - witness (and also 'black and white'), by Sarah McLachlan

  Kalki is the Hindu prophesied 10th and final avatar of Vishnu who will ride a white horse with a fiery sword, to redress all grievances.

  Maitreya is the Buddhist 5th and final Buddha of the current kalpa who will come to re-establish dharma.

  Mashiach (messiah) is the davidic jewish king, the future savior, liberator, and redeemer of the jewish nation (goy), who will reign over humanity and bring universal peace and brotherhood, without any evil.

  Parousia, or the second coming (advent) of Jesus, will return after his ascension to heaven, to establish his kingdom, i.e. to cause the fullness of the reign of God (frog!), and the consummation of the Universe and mankind (yada yada). 

  Muhammad al-Mahdi, the successor of the prophet of the lord of the universe, will unify the ummah (entire muslim world) as a malik (king) of the caliphate, after a time of tyranny and oppression.  

word!  productivity and conductivity, Kevin Nealon kneelin', you make my liver quiver!, (VAM: violence against men), petition implore request entreat, divergent detergent (buy earthbreeze! stop buying plastic!!), TX in 2024, cult in China/Laos/Thailand, and iridescent prismatic reflective holographic rainbow tape!  (deitization, digitization, deification), the write right rite.   Mahdi, Maitreya, and Mashiach are merely mortal men, mon!  Jamaica me crazy!  One Love, and Not-two is peace (Adi Da),  Not two records (label).

New Year: I wish everyone Peace, Hope, Love, Joy, Good Health, and many Good Days!!

v's (voice): it IS kind of an architecture, Jess;  they love it because it's insane;  you don't have any point to make - you've made them all;  you're a fell of a fellow;  we know you're all;  it's insane, every day;  she knows you're a bit of a guru;  there is no one but self in your world; you are something totally good;  it's insanely law, Jesse;  it's all integrated into a massive network, Jesse;  it's a pretty intense machine;  life is just what it is - stop trying to warp everybody;  your level is insane, Jesse;  you get it, totally;  it's not as radical as you thought it was;  I know how you feel - people are fucking nuts; that is them smiling - you're funny as fuck, Jesse;  you ARE kind of done, is why; you worked HARD as fuck on your deitization;  they're scared - they know it's you;  you've got a complete - COMPLETE-ass philosophy;  you're attempting to tell the world to fuck off - because you're right;  you're interesting, okay?;  you A God, Jesse;  you're a trippy jew, jess;  you have no idea what you've done, do you? - you've unified the world;  you're mad - I'm serious, you have no idea what you do;  you're an honest law of genius;  all right jess, you have access to a good deal of data;  you're gonna fool it - because you're right, Jess.  (etc.)

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Hoo RU

8 Reasons you’re God

You’re God, not because you’re so great (and maybe you are)-

    great= gr eat= you are what you eat = you've eaten God, lol

(holy infant, so tender...and crunchy)

But simply because you exist (I AM), you’re not-bad (only God is good),

   You believe in something, in the culture war, say (God is a man of war),

   You are a product of love (your parents made Love),

   You love someone (even self, counts!)

   You’re someone (God is One)

   You’re kind!  (the merciful, the benevolent) 

   You’re a dad (god the Father)


Also, because you want to replace the shitty one everybody else is worshipping.

Plus, you’re a part of Reality (and RIATGTEI). (R is st bigger than self).  Allah is All.  Reality is all the god there ever is.   R =reality.  st= something.

You're God-realized.  You've surrendered and become One with the Universe!  Maybe you've taken an entheogen.   Or you're in love (in God!).  

You believe in Yourself (more than some invisible Being in the sky).

And finally, you've come to the profound realization that the Divine state is everywhere and everywhen, always already the case!


GOD

764=8

Infinity and Good without an O

G-D with an O

Rhymes with odd 

O for offense, and getting even

Go D!  Rooting for the devil

  It’s a long hard road out of hell

Love, good, a man of war, One

I AM, a living man, a role, an identity

Gesse Orence Deshara

Good One Deity


Waiting for Godot, eating Godiva, watching Godzilla

Godin and Godoy and Gray Davis (G-D)

Goddamn, God am!  

holy shit!  J'suis Avalokitesvara

   Jesus, Jess U

   Eshara, Shara, Hara, Ara, Ra

   hey Zeus

Yoda, Buddha, Adi Da (yes, yes , yes)

you are what you eat: gouda (god + buddha)

chinese chi and cheeses riced, diced, spiced, lol

chewy Chuy, eucharist: eu a christ


GOD

Dog backwards 

Omg, outlaw motorcycle gang

Good old days, Good orderly direction

Gold oil diamonds

Guns - drugs

Geena Davis, Gray Davis, Gerard Depardieu, 

Gaetano Donizetti, Gustave Dore, Rev. Gary Davis, Goran Dragic


messy Nietzsche and captain Kierkegaard

Star Trek, cyber truck, on track, trick-or-treat, tricycle

Anna, Annette, and Anne

cynicism, contempt

superficiality, capitalism, materialism, consumerism, selfishness, greed

manifold, made manifest to mankind (what?)

S and P 500, and the Spiritual Path, pure and simple

   presumption of separateness, prior standing

   soldier-pawn, and supreme player, phlegm and snot

   specialist and physician, passive and submissive

   poopy Snoopy, shaggy Shelby

madness, the Mind Always Deceives, master and devotee

I heard Harvard is hard (for a member of the herd)

hm, the "heart-master" died of a heart-attack

haters in love, the heart-way?   red!  sacred hatred

sad, stupid and dumb, sad and depressed, sick and diseased, 

satan and devil, Sarah and David, subtract and divide

naughty Nadia from Nadi; humbug in Hamburg; criminally eliminated

Dakini in a bikini, loco Loka, shocking Shakti, bhava and kachava

harmony, communion, light, laughter, love, elevated, blissful, ecstasy

pure radiant love-bliss, saturated in undifferentiated light

all-pervasive, all-embracing divine presence of a guru

"Ruchira": cool word, means: beautiful, pleasant, brilliant

friendship, fellowship, worship: you sunk my battleship!

what's up:  universal principle, feeling useless, pointless; 

   absolute meaninglessness, frivolity and merriment

fm radio: futility and madness, eff 'em, father mother, male female

a vortex in your cerebral cortex (ideas, opinions, knowledge on fire!)

what's goin' on: what, which things happen,

    to who, where, when, why, how

the freedom of losing yourself and loosing yourself

making law your life and work

IT:  instructions and teachings, inner temple

      intoxicated and transfixed

   dogma and doctrine, dharma and drama, 

   Kali- death and destruction (and renewal)

   master of masters, mummery or mammaries,

   sanctuaries and retreats, science and reason

   Relax!  Nothing is under control

   reincarnation, born again, car nation: born in the USA

farcical arse-hole, buggery and roach-encroachment


5 A words: Mahabharata and Guadalajara!

   (and abracadabra) (and anagrammatical)

drunk driving: AA plus AAA ("buzzed driving is dd")

american association against acronym and abbreviation abuse (lol)

maha purusha: great divine being

   are there mediocre divine beings?

batman, atman, atma, atm

shakti and bhakti (and socks and T's)

advaita and advent

bishop Perpetuus invented advent (in 5th century)

consort and the professional sort

UT, Ultimate Truth (in Utah? Utah too much)

beyond but not separate

add and subtract, positive and negative, yin-yang, klik-klak

renunciate- none see it, can't un-see it

bright lights, big city and a witty deity

   way I teach, guidance of devotees

   (not glorification of Donald)

cue:  complete understanding, enlightenment

BG:  bee gees, Bill Gates, Bhagavad Gita

Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz:  sensitive, observant, resilient

sacrifice is no longer "relevant, right, true, necessary, or sane"

Bless: B -less (e.g. bodiless, bright, bhakti, blood, bliss, etc.)

fairies on ferrys, whirls and spirals

HL, humor, laughter;  heavenly love in the Holy Land (everywhere)

cooperation, tolerance, mutual respect, and even love

never go into victimhood (Boyz n the hood)

ego-trip (and trip to the kitchen for an eggo waffle)

arrogance and self-chosenness and affectation

no-self, myself, multiple personalities, me myself and I, I and I

rap: recognition and perception of THE divine person

THE-ology, and true heavenly ecstasy, enlightenment, thee

inspiration, charisma, and yogic power

guru, swami, bhagwan

ruler, sovereign, and dominion

god, lord, messiah, emperor, king, queen, regent, master

slave, wage-slave, sex-slave, dalit / untouchable, zombie, golem

hypnosis, mind-control, svengali, dominance and exploitation

Eminence Front, by The Who;  Dr. Who; WHO (UN agency)

owls go hoo; nameless, he-who-should-not-be-named, 

tomb of the unknown soldier, soulja, bought and sold, selling souls 

Voldemort is a Riddle, Annette and a gross! (144)

Annette Riddle (birthmother) and a gross joke (the aristocrats)

cops, copses, and corpses

place of the dead, Hades, hell, underworld, limbo, purgatory, heaven, paradise

other dimensions, other universes, under the surface, within and without

the kingdom, the queendom, the empire, the vampire

king, queen, bishop, knight, rook, pawn, playas, getting played

chess is war, war is hell, hell is torture/torment

a sucking chess wound, chess of drawers, chess nuts roasting

sublimity and perfection, paradisiacal simplicity, peace and safety

crazy, absurd, immeasurable happiness, joy, bliss

transcending the alleged and ostensible "other", separateness, the mirage of duality

abiding in indestructible intimacy

Leela- divine play!  (vs. "irrefragable")

fatality and fate (fit or fat?) (boba fett fought fate)

master of martial hearts, nervous in the service

central nervous system, central nirvana system

pogonophobia in the Pokonos

dude, did dad do the deadly deed?

don't be a playa-hata, dawg!  word, making cheddar, in effect!

dim mak, and making a killing, monster mak

teenage routines

Purusha in Peru / USA

Land of the Thunder Dragon, Druk Yul, and Bhutan lighters

kezar stadium, kaiser hospital, and Khesar

sacred sacrificial sacrament (sake, fish, and ramen!)

shooting, shitting, shouting - shut up!

Messi the messiah of soccer (sacr- !)

football, facebook, foreign body, feedback, fremont bank

reservation, what he sez and duz on the rez

Sergeant Tina from Argentina

Kali the collie; Oliver, all over

Creator of All Life, at Cal

bless this mess, messy Jesse

skorts (skirt shorts) and sporks (spoon forks)

carp crap

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Phlegmatic Humour

Ha ha ha 

Ohhh.  I am so sick.  Ugh.  Yuck.  Phlegm.  Ew.  And the headaches are the worst.  I’m learning not to cough too strenuously.  But I have a jacket and blanket and dog to keep me warm.  I just want to get out of this state.  No, not Oregon.  Sick, ill, diseased, or whatever.  Maybe I have covid.  I’ll test tomorrow (antigen test: negative).  Get lots of rest, drink lots of water, and keep hacking up all that nasty shit, get it out of me.  Watery eyes, drippy nose, chest congestion, tickle in my throat, gradual buildup, to sneeze or blow or cough.  I'm going through paper towels like crazy.

I’ve been listening to radio all day.  WHRB classical.  I walked BM twice.  I attempted to feed Felix (the lizard).  He’s not hungry.  He ate 4 mealworms last night, though.  Big juicy ones.  He ate some veggies, too.  A guy from Greenpeace came to the door, last night.   And a guy selling tamales came, today.  Maybe I should have bought some.  He seemed shady.  He left right after ringing the bell, and had his hand over his right pocket of his jacket.  If he took something, I don’t know…  Anyway, maybe I’ll get a Kim Jong Grillin’ meal tomorrow.  It’s a ritual, every time I come to Portlandia.  I won’t eat S and P’s ice cream.   But I did eat the salami, and chicken, and had a beer, and a kind bar.  I used the ice machine for the first time - kinda cool.  Cold water with lemon?  Better than room temp, maybe.   Burns calories, anyway.  I’m told the best thing to drink is water, always.  Gatorade might disagree, but I’m not shilling for Gatorade.  I met a guy on the train who was eating from a tin of cat food.  Ew.  Well, I’ve never had it, so maybe I shouldn’t knock it.  


I met a guy with a velvet purple collar around his neck.   Maybe something sexual, but I didn’t ask.  And I was talking in my sleep, on the train.   Well, not really: it was more like the adults in Charlie Brown: wa wa wa wa.  I knew I was doing it, too, but couldn’t stop myself.  Weird.  I apologized to the guy next to me, he said it was alright:  he was trying to figure out what I was saying, lol.  The answer: nothing.  Nothing at all.   I just didn’t take my nightly meds.   I have trouble sleeping if I forget to take my meds.  I was just making different pitch sounds, like staccato moans or something.  Well, anyway - it was an 18 hour ride.   The scenery was beautiful (I went to the observation car), the food was good (I got a cheeseburger), I met some interesting people, and my round trip ticket was only $186.   I’m not sure if that’s cheaper than flying or not, actually.  Tickets are cheaper the earlier you buy them.  


Pierre picked me up in his new car.   They traded the Nissan Leaf for a Mercedes electric SUV.   Super nice (EQS 450)- I told him about my brother’s car, with all the bells and whistles.  And how I thought Tesla made the safest cars, I read somewhere.  Anyway, I straightened up the house after they left, like I usually do, and my plan is to process email, maybe whittle it down to zero, ideally.   It’s over 1100, though. I also have endless Economist articles available (digital subscription).   So if I get over this damn sickness, inshallah (god willing), I have email, news, and their library to keep me busy.  When I’ve eaten enough of their food, Sara said she would order Instacart groceries for me. I’ve done the Safeway app during the pandemic, and I imagine it’s probably the same.  


I’ll be here for Christmas.  They put up a stocking for me.  Augie asked if I was related to somebody, because they call me Uncle.  Nope, just an old friend of Sara’s, like Chris is of Pierre.  Sara asked Augie if he likes me or Chris better, lol.   Anyway, I already gave them my gifts:  An aerobie disc for Augie, and one that lights up you can throw at night, and a regulation weight frisbee (ultimate, 175 grams).  I gave him a Judy Blume book, and Pierre a cooking with marijuana book, and Sara a Julia Child biography, 'My Life in France’ (not a cookbook), and Hugo a box of (64) crayons.  His favorite color is blue, he said.  Augie and I threw the aerobie, and played air hockey, and watched “Karens” on tv, about rude “entitled” women who demand privilege and special treatment.  It was a little funny, but some of it was hard to watch.  Augs also is into a video game (Block Fruits, or something?) (lots of fiery swordplay), with gamer commentary on YouTube.  I gave Race Matters, by Cornel West, to anybody or everybody that wants to read it.   I found it in a Little Free Library.  I read it at Julie’s a while ago.  I also gave the gang a Portland version of Monopoly, with actual Portland properties.   We started, so I taught some of the rules, (but there’s actually no rules with the box;  I got it at the thrift store in Berkeley).  Capitalism - teach them young!  (arghh).  I asked Pierre if my BTC (bitcoin) was part of the fork they’re taking off the Coinbase platform, and he said no, not to worry about it (BSV, “bitcoin satoshi’s vision”).  He gave me around $15 worth, years ago and last I checked, it was worth over $750.   Cool, eh?


So I need to water the plants, keep the dog and lizard water bowls full, give the lizard worms and veggies (he’s “brumating” - word for lizard hibernation), keep BM’s bowl supplied, and walk maybe 3x a day.  I brought poop bags, and treats.  My hip pack is starting to unravel, so I’m putting stuff in my pockets.  I brought gloves and an earflap hat and snow pants, lol.  It won’t be a white Christmas here, though.  Pierre’s bike is always a possibility, maybe a trip to the Reed library, again.  I gotta find the u-lock and key, though, and maybe do some maintenance.  Hot showers and mushroom coffee, multivitamins, fish oil, and my meds, along with brushing my teeth, flossing - will hopefully keep me going strong.  Lots of sleep, and writing (“never cease praying”?), and drinking lots of aqua, is my plan.  If I have covid, nothing changes, I’m here with the pets.  I brought facemasks, but didn’t use one on the train.  Well, wish me luck!   Peace out.

Jess


CS cough suppressant

HL honey lemon

Christian Science Hannibal Lecter?

  Clive Staples Holy Land


Amtrak

What if a tree falls on the track?  Does the engineer have a chainsaw?

Why do the trains stop when another is passing? Do the tracks get closer after earthquakes or something?


Algae: AL G.  Algi. Carbon capture company.  Modular.  Go, Earth!

I am sick.  Sick of being sick, too.  I might have had covid.  I’m too lazy to read the test instructions.  (antigen test, Friday, negative)


Teshara: as earth, heart, hater.   Shat ear.  He’s a rat.  Art a she. (online anagram generator!)

Mount Ararat


I ate salami, limeade, 3 kind bars, milk and cereal (kashi), an orange, 4 bananas, pasta, chicken, chili, a beer, and cough suppressants.  There’s chocolate and ice cream, but I’ll wait til I’m healthy for that, maybe.   I bought a bulgogi from KJG.  Life is good.   Plus a couple sausages with sour cream, and another beer.  About time to order some food from Instacart.  I don’t want to eat everything.  


v

You’re all, Jesse


The homeless need to figure their shit out, like now

Graffiti has value to me, if and only if it meets (one or all of) 3 criteria: Colorful, Artistic, Legible


Smash the Patriarchy! (S and P, continued)

Portlandia and the global South


Who let the dogs out.  Who who who who who

I should check the gates to see if they’re locked shut


I checked the gates.   The gate behind the car COULD be opened, just like the side bathroom COULD be accessed, but neither seems very likely.  I watered the plants.  I don’t think the outside plants need any watering.   Rain is forecast later this week - of course, right?: This is Portland!


I watered the plants, the xmas tree, even the Venus fly trap, and the plant in the butt-shaped container.   No plants downstairs.  I hit the pyramid in Pierre’s office, and all the pots in the kitchen/dining room/living room.  Fresh veggies for Felix.  This is his third day of refusing mealworms.  Maybe tonight.


Corvids with covid, mad crow disease (!)

Wintun indians in the Indian winter

  Indian summers aren’t summer in India

  Wintertime, steve miller  (can’t spell winter without inter)

  Summercamp - Augs wants to be a Boy Scout, maybe 


So chill

And the birds have all flown for the summer

creepy-crawlin’, here me callin’

Ballin’ and bawling, haul down the hall, 

   a mauling at the mall, the gall of Gaul

there's Baul, too (look it up!)

  (with my Apple, you highlight, then select 'look up')

Prison has tall walls, y’all

Rising sun, Felons fall 

Saul and Paul, doll


well, I’m improving.  Slowly, but surely.   The intervals between coughing up gobs of phlegm are getting longer.  And the gobs, smaller.  I ate a couple sausages, with sour cream, and had a few swigs of gross apple blueberry beer.  Also, I finished the box of kashi cereal, with water (because I finished the milk, yesterday).  My blog only got 10 views today.   Oh well.  I walked BM once, today.  We should probably go again, soon.  It’s just after 4:20p.  Sara got 2 packages.  And a padded envelope, in the mailbox.  I gave BM her daily dental chew.   She takes it outside.  I’m listening to music and thanking god for being able to breathe.  Small pleasures can really be big.  I’m not starving.  The basics.  I’ve got a cold sore on my lower lip.  It comes every couple years, I’d guess, then goes away.  Started in grammar school when I busted my lip while walking on top of a chain link fence.  I’m not out of the woods, yet.  No phlegm, and at 100% (no herpes), and no more coughing, then I’ll be good to go.  Go where?  Hahaha.  


Speaking of being in the woods, there are some homeless tents out nowhere, that seem like they’d be really miserable in this kind of Portland outdoor gloom.  But to each his own, I guess.  I mean, humans had to live in wigwams and teepees and yurts and whatnot, for most of history, right?  


Nice music on the echo.  Just YouTube videos on the tv.   I don’t want to change their settings.   So back to my computer.  I have SO MUCH to read, it’s insane.  I know I don’t have to read any of it.  But completion would be the bomb.  Who wants a bomb, though?  I don’t. 


Jess T and jest: ingestion, congestion, majesty, suggest, etc. 

    pajestic outgestion? a questionable suggestion?

clarity and majesty and gregarious hilarity, in a blizzard in egypt

dangerously erinaceous victorious victim went to the gym

   it's all relative (b.e.d.s.?), sonic the hedgehog

cold, flu, covid, pneumonia, RSV : bad shit goin 'round

    respiratory infections, bugs, bacterial, viral

my nose stopped running (no legs, haha)

my dry mouth thing stopped, and the headaches, too.  

slept well, coughing less often, with less "production"

   improving, I hope!

Mom says, hi my guy (ay ay ay)

Peggy likes the PG-rated movie about the pugnacious pig

Lucas' mucous!  turn to the dark side! rebuked for puking!

   whiskey in San Franciskey

autistic and artistic mystic, with cystic fibrosis

   going ballistic agains sadistic fish sticks?!

prisoner of war, at a pow-wow, reading parliament of whores

kleptomaniac klutz, feeling verklempt

fainting ain't feinting

pope on the ropes? a pontiff plaintiff

   defendant defending ants

christ! they chewed up my chasuble!

anarchists eating antique rice

  antichrist isn't aunty christ isn't ant-christ

  sister christian and a christ for every species -

    (wombat-christ? kangaroo-christ? meerkat christ?)

anointed with oil and annoyed with chevron

oil and ants don't mix, unless they're those fancy ants, Lance or Vance, who don't stand a chance, at dance or romance, unless they get out of our pants and on to plants, rants Penzance

chris tucker (chris t) and icy tears (criced)

Father O' Blivion - Frank Zappa

life and light and lies and my lai and jai alai

you can't spell belief without 'lie'

assess the s.s. - the nazis are playing Yahtzee 

you dig graves?  sometimes I dig reading gravestones!

   Doug the dag (deputy attorney general) says I dig, dawg

cannibal on his last legs; cannibal can nibble; cannibal on cannabis

so verily we must choppeth them up, 

  and stompeth them down -Dumb All Over (Frank Zappa)

G-D, as gold dust

Des'ree says you gotta be: bad, bold, wiser, 

    hard, tough, stronger, cool, calm, stay together

    keep your head up, release your fears, etc.  

I say you don't have to be anything, lol

   you can give up, you don't have to keep fighting

dying may be painful, but death itself is painless :-)

Into Dust, by Mazzy Star

   (kind of the last word on everything)

so sad


Dreaming while awake

Death ain’t no sleep, honey

Nobody wakes up from death

Sting the beekeeper 

Cops outside the Police concert

scumi music?

Numb on red rum

Uncomfortably numb

Life is grand, life is good, life goes exactly as it should

Life is great, life is swell, pieces of shit get flushed to hell

Libraries have books, restaurants food

Whatever you want is out there, dude


Calm pew tore- tell me, compute 

   187x666=124,542

   420x69=28,980

   14x333x351x343=561,272,166

Or should I keep to the basic addition/plus?

   187+666=853

   420+69=489

   14+333+351+343=1041

ya, whatever, never mind

murder, evil, drugs, sex, and scout troops, lol


FOX and porn (XXX) and OFF

Computers do a helluva lot more than add and multiply, lol

They subtract and divide, too!!

  AM and SD

    I AM is God (14)

    SD is Satan, Devil (14, too) 

God is 8, Satan 10, Devil 7

7+1=8,     satan plus devil = god


Seedy cough drops, honey lemon

Honey won’t you squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg -Led Zeppelin (kinda)

Hannibal=H=God=MD=8, forever and ever

And that’s a mighty long time

On and on (and on and on!)

HTC and THC 

Hannibal the cannibal, and tetra hydra cannabinol

CHT, CTH, HCT, TCH?

Cross-sex hormone therapy

Calum Thomas Hood, musician, 5 seconds of summer

Healthcare technician

A batch of matches for the bitch


Don’t diss my dog, dawg!

“Who you callin’ dog?” = “woof”

Ninkasi and ninjitsu, drunken monkey style japanese-assassin

Oatmeal stout, OS (old scratch)

Chunky and hunky punky skunky funky monkey (marijuana name)

Big hunk and chunky are candy bars

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya, Monk? Monks can be punks!  Allah is all!