My Prayer

 Dear God

Gawd, alive and well, the all-powerful, take away the pain, grant us immortality, keep us young, and give everyone access to all the libraries, delicious food, the internet, all the radio!  Heal all diseases and keep everyone healthy, alive, happy, sexy, and entertained.   Movies and concerts.  All the sleep we need, and all the money we want, and the world without borders, terrorism, war, or natural disasters.  Anybody can go anywhere they want, and do anything they want, with whoever they want.  Amazing dreams.  All the movies, music, tv shows, concerts, restaurants, education, available for all.  Everyone going to gyms and yoga, and playing basketball and frisbee, and watching baseball games and hockey, and basically having a good time.  Sex, drugs, white water rafting, you name it.  Freedom and supermarkets and zoos and museums and no global warming and no extinctions and a love of nature and opera and dance and all religions.  Everyone learns all the languages in their immortal adventure.  No crime. Everyone in love.  A beautiful world.  Roller-coasters and sky-diving and other such madness, like water parks, or cross-country train rides, or Disneyland or olympics or circus or magic shows or taiko drums or trivia contests or reading circles or laser shows or rock concerts or bodybuilding competitions or going hunting or fishing or sailing.  Arts and crafts, like origami or pottery or ceramics.  Gymnastics, break-dancing, martial arts, parkour.  Destruction-derbies and monster trucks and car racing.  Toys of al kinds, paintball, nerf guns, remote control cars, kites, bubbles, places like the exploratorium and arcades, and drones and slip n slides and a universal celebration and love of life.  Unicycles, bicycles, tricycles, motorcycles, planes, trains, helicopters, skateboards, snowshoes, snowboarding, skiing, surfing, waterskiing, boogie-boarding, all forms of transportation, parasailing, hang-gliding, Segway scooters, go-karts, rollerblades, roller skates, ice skates, barefoot marathons, bicycle racing, skipping rope, sitting around drinking beer, watching tv, doing nothing.   Sitting on your porch, or in a sauna, or a hot tub, or swimming laps, or playing chess, checkers, cards, board games, dungeons and dragons, puzzles, sudoku, video games, blogging.   A big party.  Good times.  L’chaim!  Seize the day!  Be good.

goofy sufi says god is odd-

bats are batty, loons are loony, nuts nutty - 

   maybe crazy is in my Nature

reward and punishment, forgiveness or Visiting Vengeance upon

   VV a pawn, a vicious vampire on the chessboard, chest bored

    "if people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer"

     having an old friend for dinner, rearing your children

     dicks and assholes, killing it, a bloody good time

     athletes with perfect execution, having a meal at murder burger

     richard listens to the butthole surfers

God is your "better self" (b.s.?), or better angels (b.a.)

   phd: please help the devil, pray hard daily, professional hairdresser

locomotive, the reasons people kill, the need to derail criminal minds

   don't you know I'm loco, essay?  cool hand Luke

   senseless killing, killing a rock, or instantly obliterated, scents-less 

light of the world, a 25 watt bulb inside my globe (glowb) lamp

cheddar cheese, frommage (from mage!), and church

Gouda, made from a mix of god and buddha!  let there be cheese!

matter and anti-matter, being and nothingness, 

  existence or non-existence, fact or fiction, truth or lie

eggs-is-ten-ce, at-ten-dance, and the number 10 (numb)

sanity, manatee, vanity, Hannity, Anna T.

bill gates and gill bait (fishy); bruce jenner and jen brucer

Caitlyn and Kate and catholic cats, pussies, leo's

insane and inane, feigning insane, truly a jewel

foolish ghoul in the cool pool, ruled by tool, on yule

heinously sane, the Dane from Maine, in pain in the rain

Jane's bane, drinking a vein like it was sugar cane

god as a vampire umpire!  who gets an empire, who the fire

everybody sucks (vs. the non-suckiness of God Himself)

sucking and sulking

separate paths to truth?  maybe we're ALL wrong!

atheism as a path to god: does that make sense?

anybody who says they understand quantum theory is either lying or crazy (doesn't understand it?) - Richard Feynman

the only person who ever understood me, didn't -some philosopher

(only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me) - Georg Wilhelm Hegel

reality keeps changing, wishful thinking, and oblivion!

if god is infinite, anything I write, or COULD write, is true?

Earth is the most heavenly, because we've evolved to adapt to its conditions, co-arising.  The heavens are hellish, unless we terraform! space is inhospitable.

we're just bodies, material objects, flesh and blood, meat and bones, animals, products of history and culture, time and place, DNA and what we eat (less excrete), nature and nurture, evolution and upbringing, mom and dad, parents priests and professors!  we degrade (age) over time, due to cellular replication.

wordplay

ur1 (you alone are the holy one), hades and Haiti, solemn Saul, paschal mystery in the p.m., gal from Galilee, wholly god's spell, spit - see the pit, address the dress, a promise to the prom miss, oughta go to Ottawa, red sake and sacred mister E's, selling the celebration, cooperative operatives, little death and erection - salvation through death and resurrection, stream of consciousness and flow of time and what you see/hear being "poured out."   money, Monet, Manet, mayonnaise! the art of body-building: arteries, heart (and farts and warts), Salvador Dali Parton, shopping with Chopin, son of an ape: ibn gibbon!, Syrian and Assyrian, Nature and literature, fascist fashion police, macaroni Marconi and Maserati, Sunni days everything's a-okay (ha)... Peg's legs and eggs :-), gods goaded into being guards and guides!  dangerous angels.  quaint saints.  internal lantern, and pa-/ma-ternity, for eternity!, official dogma of the dogfish, elegy and LOG (and blog), vicarious vengeance via vicious vampire, a dog named Diogi (dee-oh-gee), sick sex, erratically erotic, champagne campaign, sneeze and wheeze, from tummy to tomb, Tim and Tom and Tam, nudity or crudite?, awful waffle and often waffen, bomb goes bam!, unanimously anonymous animosity!  hating the height of heat, just call me Fish Meal!,  1-2-3: a. don't ever change, b. change is the only constant, c. just remember you're unique (like everybody else!)

sex, tex-mex, vexation, heck, hex, necks, pecs, flex, and wrecks :

good-er gaydar?  bug buggery and faggot maggots and butt-sluts and heinous anus.... bi guys and boy toys and girl world and heterosexual better O? and queer fear and the gay way and what the lesbian sez to the young (and hung) fungus among us... if it feels good do it vs. not feeling anything at all... sex in mexico, copulating with cops, congress in congress, intercourse in Intercourse (of course), fucking fake folks (doll) in the Falklands, and boinking oinkers!  newts knocking boots.  birds and the bees, sting and wings, blue heron on heroin, cosmic comic, creed credibility, and seeing red, to your credit, semen demons.