Parisian

Hi Hilton, high on a hilltop

come down off your throne

But wait, more

News of ooze and nooses

Scum and goo and pus and body fluids, like mucous, sputum

Blood, semen, spittle, phlegm, urine, sweat, lymph, tears, snot

Ha

Paris Hilton, once again

PH: 16, 8:  sum of sums: 6.   The sexiest number, of course.

614 might be sexier, sex for teen

Anyway, summer is now fall.

I’ll do the numerological thing, anyway (NE way, go northeast, young man)

PARIS is 71991, or 9

HILTON is 893265, or 6

together, also 6.   No wonder she’s a 6 symbol.  ha.

She’s selling her brand.  I’m selling my blog.  We’re both into dogs.  Some (on the internet) say she has 30 dogs.  I walk dogs.  Her sister said she wanted to be a veterinarian.  I don’t own a dog, but I get paid to exercise, which I think is a pretty sweet deal.  

Who coined “gay paree” (it meant happy, then, I imagine)

   I swear I didn’t know that was the title of a Cole Porter song

That IS how the French pronounce it, right?

Close to party (without the T), or parolee (get the old out of it)

Is Paris bi?  I had a friend say once that all women are bi.

One of her songs says she’s staring at her best friend’s ass.

Wikipedia says, as of the 90’s, 46% of France’s gay men lived in Paris.

Paris is a mythological figure.   Paris and Helen, lovers.

I think Paris is a male figure, actually, not that it matters.

What’s the story?  

      Well, the capitol of France is named after a Gaulish tribe, the parisii (unrelated to the myth)

(easy on the eyes, as they say)…but is it pronounced par e-z eye?

Parisii is also another iron age tribe, from Yorkshire (trivia).

      Anyway, the Paris of greek mythology started the Trojan war, by eloping with the queen of Sparta, Helen.  Who won?  The historicity (historical authenticity) of the Trojan war is under debate, by historians/scholars.   So we don’t know.  No matter.  It’s the wrong Paris, lol.

Hilton.   HH, Hilton Hotels.  His highness.  His holiness.  Happy, healthy.  Heaven, hell.  Holding hands.  Heavy heart.  Having a hunger.  I went to kindergarten at a place called Happy Hall.  Hulk Hogan. Harry Houdini.  Heil Hitler.   Hitchhiker.  Miley Cyrus started the Happy Hippies foundation.  Harmless to humans.  There are more (such as a blood group, or bra size).   Hotel evokes a hot elle, a model, a knockout, a bombshell, a hottie…

     hon, honey, babe, baby, darling, sweetie, love

A hilt is a handle of a tool or weapon.  To bury it to the hilt is to go all the way in.  A (“short”) ton is 2000 pounds.  Why is it called short?  It’s also called a common ton, in the US.  Short refers to it’s weight at standard gravity.   A “long” ton is 2240 pounds.  Hi, Hilton.   LT is my dad’s initials (Larry Teshara).  Hi LT, on my blog.  He can’t read or hear me, though.  He just died, last month, (8/19/2020).   Belt is BE LT.  Be long-term?  Anyway, hi, lo, nt (new testament) are my first thoughts.  You can rearrange the letters, of course.  Noti HL (naughty Hannibal Lecter).  Or, Hoti LN (ellen, a hottie).  Or, H in lot (a Honda in a parking lot).  Or, ol’ hint (giving a hint to the solution of a riddle or something).  I just turned 49.  Is that old?  She’s 39.  I can take a hint.  Or, wow, int hole.   A hole for intelligence.  Or, into a hole.  Like, sex; or, going into the red (digging yourself into a hole, getting in deeper, etc.). Maybe you can think of others.

The anagram generator came up with 6675 anagrams for Paris Hilton, including: 

Hairpin lost, harpist lion, phat sirloin, aspirin loth, a rhino split, a hip nostril, lion trips ah, tonsil rip ah, oil prints ah, ah lips intro, ha slip into r…, ha lit prison, hail on trips, hairlip snot, hail its porn…hair slipknot, halo sin trip… I spin harlot, lash nip riot, I halt prison…

Well, that was fun.

Paris is of course pairs.  Like breathing, sip air…

   As PRI, a Mexican political party (partido revolucionario institucional)

   (institutional revolutionary party, Vicente fox comes to mind)

And in a big way, to me at least, “is rap.”  I like hip-hop.  Pa, sir?

Tholins are a thing in organic chemistry.

Loth means reluctant or unwilling.  So ‘loth in’ works.

Philtone is a company that sells mouthpieces for woodwinds, like saxes

HL (noti, or not I, or into, or in OT, or it, no) is all interesting (to me, at least).

HL can be a lot of things, such as: heavenly love, Hannibal Lecter, half-life, Hodgkin’s lymphoma, headline, house of lords, hit list, higher level, heather locklear, homeless, hate/love, horseland, and a latin digraph.

Pa makes me think of bah humbug (dickens’ ebeneezer scrooge) and paws (animal hands!), and pennsylvania.  P.A. system (public address).   Humbugs are (usually with peppermint) sweets.   Pride, arrogance.

That’s a wrap.  (rap!).  The joke about the patient who came to the psychiatrist’s office naked, wrapped in cellophane.   The doctor says, I can clearly see your (you’re) nuts.  Ha.  Well, it works for the guys.  Maybe a veterinarian says I can see your pussy.

Jealousy is such an evil thing.  Attachment leads to suffering, which is evil.  So don’t covet.  What’s different about a Buddhist vacuum cleaner? No attachments.  ha.  But love is still the best.  BOB:  bringing out the best in each other.  Synergistic: better together than apart.  Not just harmonious and compatible, but complementary.   Happier with each other, makes you feel like no one else does, makes life better, not just sex, but you love everything.  That’s the goal.  Not sexual jealousy of hands and bicycle seats, lol.

Red: resentment is evil devil.  True colors, red and black (inside).  I’m blue and white, on the outside, myself.   Blue eyes, democrat, cool, blue pill, and hopefully a breath of fresh air.  And a little sad, the blues.   Cars, scars, and scared.  The motto at Caye Caulker in Belize is “go slow.”   That’s a pretty good lesson.  Need for speed and haste?  Behold, I come quickly, lol.  White skin, well not really.   White isn’t necessarily virtuous, either.  And Sith can do good.

Living the dream.  Life is but a dream.  Wake up.  WAKE UP.   WAKE UP!!!

The Buddha is awake.   Awake, alive, aware.  Present.  Clear, as the scientologists say.  Fighting for social and racial justice makes you woke.  PC, moral, spiritually enlightened.  Snapping out of it, rousted from a deep sleep, awake from your slumber, raised from the dead (awake!).  Rage Against the Machine says wake up, power to the have-nots? Then came THE SHOT.  Targeted troublemakers, neutralized.  What’s the dream, ala Martin Luther King, or Malcolm X, or maybe the Pope?  

Global peace, prosperity, development, mental health, happiness.

Utopia, the kingdom, shambhala (enlightened society).

Kindness, respect, love, tolerance, bliss.

Everyone thriving and alive! Not hopes on the ropes.

also, compassion, equality, righteousness, justice, virtue, service

cheers, make self and others happy

freedom, freedom from suffering

What’s MY dream?  Not a billion dollars, although that would be nice.

Actual dreams, visions from Morpheus (the god of dreams), freedom

nightmares, fantasies, goals/objectives, bucket list, books

love, long-life, health, thriving, happy, alive!

winning, money, fortune and fame, family, feelings

RE

Revenge, reality, respire, reminder (never mind)

A dish served cold, br-eath, ality/laity all over again, spire, body is a temple

perspire, sweat, endorphins, fin - after glow, laughter after

Inspire before I expire

The come down, falling in love

old, orgasm little death

Share my thawts, cold to warmth, friendship, that doesn’t sink

Felons smellin’ ellen’s melons (lol) fragrance line joke

Cons: conformity, consensus, considerate (consider it)

Getting even, evening.

Morning, mourning.

Breakfast, breaking fast, make a break for it.

worship, warship

USA a part of Medusa

Erica a part of America

Pop, prince of peace, king of pop, soda (and sida, and soljas)

bubble, condom, goes the weasel, popularity

padre, papa, pa, pop; father: fat her (pa, passed away)

cool, children, loco, motive, cold and calculating, chill, copulate, late cops

Lovely gorgeous model, lawyers guns money, little green men

Lev Grossman material

Electric

Positive and negative, ups and downs, status without static

Electric field, frank Zappa, shock of hair, outlet, charging money, high-powered, matrix battery (energizer playboy bunny), (3-2-1 contact), crowd having an electric response, rest relax recuperate recharge, like an android replicant robot.   Electroshock therapy.  Shock troops.

Ruthless truth of Mr. T

Can I get a light? Said jesus, who is the light, lol.

passion, flame, justice, just ice, cool, numb brr, numbers

LH, light house, burning with desire, living hell

Sins: sinecure, synagogue, sincerity, cinema, synergism, cynicism, raisin

Omission, commission, venial, mortal

Breaking the law, spear it of the law (shocking, gasp), la la la

SB’s and BS

Serious business, savvy businesswoman, stand by, satanic beliefs, supreme being, somebody

antimony, (anti- money?), skateboarding, stolen base, Super Bowl, senate bill, soviet bomber, santa barbara.   

BS-  bachelor of science, bullshit, bicycle seat, brain structure, best self, be selfless, bright and shiny, batshit, bug shit (frass).  

To walk in your shoes would take more than a day

Beyonce is worth 500 million

Do bats bat their eyes?  Are female dogs bitches?

possession, proprietary, ownership

Do you not know that you are not your own?

grown, drown, brown, gown, flown, down, mown, crown, thrown, clown, unknown, town

  ordinary world (ow), Duran Duran, da doo ron ron, the crystals

adi da, adios, la di da, adidas, mahdi, audi, haughty, hottie, body

Giving your heart away, selling your soul, owning it

Mine, mind, mined (my oh my)

Bb, bounce back, bodybuild, big/burly, big brother, blonde bombshell

Bible beast, foxy lady, xox, getting off

Giving off (scent, vibes..)

U and I, menu, unsane and insane, smile and eye, Miley Cyrus, smiley iris.

impermanence: candles, flowers, bubbles (we are a fleeting form)

riot, then rot, writs and rites and rats, in a rut, rutted

Jesse Teshara, jest, gestures, no res (reservations), reservoir of goodwill 

PH, expanded- Prolonged/Heavy exertion (AQI, air quality index), heir quality.   play, health.  poetry, happiness.   passes, hygiene.  preparedness,  hoverboard.   pride, humility.  Vanity, van/it/why.  Van Morrison.  vanguard.  caught my eye, hold my hand (gruesome interpretations, GI).  hand of the lord, hot L,  that's hot!  remembering tits, mammary memory!  best breasts, top tits

Bars and William Barr and the bar exam.  Last Call for alcohol.  Elsie.  Low country.  Line of control (demarcation between armies, whether A or B (allied or belligerent).    Don't drink and drive (dad?).  drunk, driggedy, raggedy anne, drag queen, ged, drunken monkey kung fu style, dr. uncle, unclean, unclear.  lawyers as vampires.  pervs.  blood fetishists.   drink, dr. ink, D-rink (ice skating facility).  "in the drink", in the ocean.  deep deeds.  wow, walk on water.  symbol of death (storm, enemies at war).  GT duality (give/take).  Drin is a town in N Ireland, as well as a river in AKM (Albania, Kosovo, Macedonia).   Sober, ho brr, Darth Vader.  recognize, wreck OG (old gangster) nigh (near, soon).  drunk driving, and deep-dicking.  law, length and width.   

E, ecstasy, ellen, Erin, entertainment, ee Cummings, elle, el, eternal life, big 5 sporting goods, biggie smalls, emotion, e-motion, movie.   electronic (i.e. e-cigs), jess-e, jealous-e.  encyclopedia.  

that's the shit.  BM, big money, black man, beautiful music, black metal, bookmark, British museum, birch mountain (Canada), bachelor of medicine, bacterial meningitis, brick and mortar, bmw, beelzebub mephistopheles, bowel movement.  

that's so gay:  m and m's candy, Eminem (Marshall Mathers, rapper), much mulch.  mix and match.  mastery of mystery.  mm, yum.  me, myself and mine.  I and I.  mother's milk.  moth, math, meth, myth.

OK, omg kill (god's assassin, deicide, santa muerte, death, grim reaper, Father Time, lord -life or death, shot caller).  SS, speak softly.  Sarah salazar.  Schutzstaffel, st. Stephen's, scent samples, state sovereignty.   social studies.  sick and stupid.   surround sound.

homework, healthcare workers, hush and whisper, libraries - libra and Aries, silence = violence (fallacy), violins, vile inns, viola insurance, vile intelligence, books and ghosts that kill (boo! K), dead authors.   Demolish and abolish the Gaulish.   Sliving!  Slayer player.  Murder herder.  Killer pills.  Slaughter water. classy assassin in mass.   Found sound, around town.  Kiss of death, death breath.  Hot and rotten.  Steve Miller, Phyllis Diller, and The Killers.   Illmatic.  

Ending on a positive note:  Sane, happy, positive, in love, loved, beautiful and sexy, content, safe, secure, rich, comfortable, playful, dance, romance, laughter, having fun, going slow, enjoying leisure, pleasure, treasure, making progress, making the world a better place, not a part of the problem, increasing the peace, reducing nooses, hanging loose, and too blessed to be stressed.   Love-bliss and engagement, busy, with purpose, and meaning.   Cheers, not tears.  Happy puppies.  Cute kittens.  Satisfied, with high-status.