Hell on earth

and other thoughts

notes from the underground:
Hell, Norway.
The Netherlands (nether regions?).
Devil's island, french penal colony
Fire island, Sin-sin-atty
"down under", and antipode!

pc
Paradise, California
Utopia, (australia, canada,
       florida, kansas, new york, texas)

ch
coronavirus, history
cat -holic (addicted to cats!)
Charlie Hebdo

papal
pap (smear), pep (talk, stimulant), pip (gladys knight),
pop! (goes the weasel, padre), and, of course,
pup (puppy as ppp)(purchasing power parity) (so cute!)

smc
saint Mary's college
swift, momentous, costly decisions

surfing
catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world! -beach boys
swim, hot tub, sauna, shower, bath
refreshing water

"epidemocracy" "covidiocy" "quarantunes" (portmanteaus)
(demography and democracy and demo-crazy!)
copy writer, writing copy
copying what has been written (plagiarizing?)
copy rite, right, write, wright
cop pee, lol

stay home, if you can
I can (like the vat I can), like a toucan, like carl icahn
essential vs. non-essential
getting out doors, fresh air, exercise, sunshine

hi Larry T
clarity, hilarity, vocabulary, epistolary, constabulary, polarity, jocularity...
solidarity (dios larity)

mean demeanor
harlem harem
carry on, carrion
litter, literally
tv, treatment/vaccine
vc, vietcong, vaccine/cure

salty dog
littoral clitoral stimulation simulation?
penis, seen us?  you're a dick, rick
fuck you, timbuktu
suck it, ma and pa bucket
harvey milk, hm
hennes and mauritz, H and M
H1N1? hemaglutinin, neuraminidase (now u know)
give her river, quivered the giver
psych mike, and gauche soc
anthropology, throwing ants around, my apologies
theology neology (yes, neology is a neologism)
lord, life or death, create or kill jobs, lol
neolo-jism (naming your embryo, lol)
art tart, and ellen the felon
tex mex, then sex, rex?  mos def, hef
pussy woosy, brave dave, and scared baird
bungle bengals, play the bangles, JB
sick rick stuck in his slick dick near the crick
music in the pews, mick?
church in the birches, bitches!
singing brings things on wings
birds? use your words!
bisect an insect
insect reject project, ellen t repellant
buzz aldrin and flea and tick and mosquito
wishing to be a fly on the wall, y'all
the nose always knows, no?
smellin' ellen, or janet yellen
ellen's melons, the best breasts in the west? ha
the stench of a french wench
stupid cupid, rhymes for the times
five alive, wives with hives, honey bunny
teats? in heat? beat your meat
take a seat, there's meat and wheat to eat, then sweets
candy is dandy, said andy, to brandy
royaneh boy an a, fun in the son, said the out scout
rhyme crime, slime in your prime
lies and untrue, wise and you
dag, dead and gone

melanie, a felony? is helen a felon? yes he's jesse
leslie listens to elvis presley
kathy is a bit mathy, calculating alcohol
jamie isn't as big as big remy
lenore is a big bore, add some more
mona is, sho' nuff, like my sherona
dude is a prude - lewd and nude
judy sued me for being rude, see
anna needs a man, uh, so maybe you can, uh.
duv wasn't love, and kat wasn't all that
feathers and leather for heather, under the weather
marcy needed darcy, not a farce, and mara, lara
nikki wasn't icky

coke is the real liquid death (it)
i listened to fetch the bolt cutters by Fiona Apple, today
I have 5 face-masks now (thanks, aunt RMH!)
  -that's Rose Marie Hennessy, not Ronald McDonald House, lol
tia (aunt, en espanol), or- troops, interests, allies (abroad)

Safeway, run by the DOD (dept. of defense), lol
safety net, like we're all acrobats, lol
seamless, as if I have a problem with seams, lol

pass your sat, science and truth
   rat, reality and truth
   fad, facts and data
knowing, biblically, what is and what should be
   for example, the difference between antigens and antibodies
collective psych- suffering, mourning, fearful, furious
(except the vampires, delighting in death, or even justice)
gag order- go against the grain, give it all you got

there are more cellphones on the planet than there are
  people with the ability to wash their hands in soap and water.