Hello and Goodbye

Greetings!  gr eatings! nom nom

Hello

Hell orgasm.   He’ll, he will.  It WILL hurt.  W for woman, waiting. 
   Pain of childbirth.

Hell is a village in Norway.

Hel is a Norse God.

The heal in healthy sounds like hell.   Thy hell.

Hell’s bells.   Go through hell to get well.  
Helen.  helter-skelter.  Hellenic.

helicopter.  hell, I copt her.  Copulated, coptic, copernicus, 
    police officer (ice, ice, baby!)

Hell low, sadness and depression, depths, deep, 
   Honda (‘deep’ in Spanish)

and, of course, eternal damnation in the fiery pit, the lake of fire, for hellions

    Pain, agony, suffering, torment, misery, anguish, despair (past mad)

    inferno, affliction, netherworld, land of the dead, spiritual realm of evil, abyss

Abaddon, Hades, Gehenna, perdition, wretchedness, ordeal (pow!)

purgatory, nightmare, limbo, grave, blazes, everlasting fire, fire and brimstone

or, as the buddhists might say, attachment

Hi

High.  Altitude, mood, on drugs.  High school, higher education 
  (rank, status).

Hola!  

Ooh la la.

pillow, pill low, pill ow, pill o (!)

mellow yellow jello fellow bellowing below

L.O.  knight god. (chess move, omg), Lopez without the pez.

    J Lo, Jennifer Lopez

Goodbye

God bi (loves all, lol)

Good buy

buy god, by God.  Bye God.

Adios

To god (a Dios)

A di os (a budd-ha operating system)

   buddha, buddy ha

Ciao 

Chow, chao, central intelligence agency O

O, the god (omg). 
   O for offense, orgasm, zero (center of positive, negative)
       and, of course, Oblivion (I liv on, ob)