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wordplay: I have a meme dream

professor's preface
the priest preaches Proust
you can reach each peach
war of words
violent violins
hatred of red hats
anger at the Range Rover
drink a bottle in battle
rage on the rag, rage in a cage
wrath of ring wraith
fury at freud's fraud (and frodo)
afraid of fear, frayed nerves, and freedom
smart freedom and a dumb person smarting
Adam is a dumb, and Eve is grieving
Jazzy Jesse (whrb mornings, weekdays)
pain of smarting, tooth decay from smarties
tooth truth, al dente at wente
warriors are wired weird
destruction instruction, struck chin
ted's dead; Theodor's odor makes scents
massacre of an acre of catholic mass
headache, heartache, and achy-break heart
aching for an acre
itching to be rich
pleasure, treasure
azure badger, lodger ledger, leisure seizure
tacit Tacitus
kleptocratic theocracy (stealing ideas from every religion!)
a roman in yemen.  a human demon omen, amen
history and her-story
cultivate a cult of agriculture
obscene obsidian
glass in your ass, window pane pain, wind ow
casual tee; tea shirt
bonobos going bananas
hg wells (hunter gatherers)
hunter's hunger
come hither, heather
pieces of the peace, the pace of the peace process
warlords for Gore

ha
facebook, apple, amazon, google
wash your feet, armpits, ass, groin

what does a shower show?
clean machine
green queen (not the red queen)
Go, go, van Gough.  Stop, cop!
I've seen a mean ball-peen hammer scene
insane lane change, driving and striving
wives in hives, bee keeping and d weeping
nuns with guns, feinting saints, bothered fathers
sisters with blisters, mister.   missed her.
rabbi eating a ribeye; a rabbit habit
too blessed to be stressed, too furry to be worried
too noxious to be anxious, too manic to be in panic
an obscene dean of prudent students
homicide, what side u on, homie?
   black or white? throwing shade at the white wizard
   chess, or race?
hominy-side (poisoned grits?)

a lot of this could be opening a rhyme dictionary and linking each rhyme conceptually.
can computers do this?  bet they can.  rappers losing job security, lol.

a bot could do a lot, I thought, and jotted down, like a brown clown
you don't need a dictionary to play Pictionary!
and so on and so forth, firth of forth, in the froth
come, Puter!  Calm Pew Tore, calculate the late Q!
bless black (less and lack of B) (butt, breasts?)
camels: Bactrian (2 hump, like B) or Dromedary (1 hump, like D)
butterflies flutter by, near the wizard's lizard

Bart thoughts
the Doors are closing, at the 60's concert (!)
stand clear of the doors, I would if I were
   a ghost, or the Invisible Man.
platform, in the form of a platypus
  or a finch, if you're Atticus

all right, all write, all rite, alright
   options for interpretation
      (nothing wrong, bookworm omniscience,
        ritual de lo habitual, correct Al (e.g. gore, madrigal)
you are a law, or you are Allah
la, la, la
   dough, ray, me, fa, sew, law, tea, doe
father's bother of whether to wear leather in this weather
clear beer is here!  like water for your hotter daughter,
sought her, caught her, taught her, bought her, fought her
got her, won the pottery lottery
flattery will get you nowhere, but battery will bring hell in a cell!
your mother's other brother is another lover
of cover, Danny glover, hovering over and smothering,
bringing ringing of your ears, for digital mental intrusion,
against fusion, or fission, or action against fictional factions
as a distraction against inaction, or dental impaction
a stack of backpacks is lacking friction
contusion confusion
say what (diction)
huh (incomprehension)
whatever, never mind
piranha nirvana
my lai, Mai lied
serious in Syria
mensch tension
catholic math, and the catholic path
rotten cotton, evil boll weevil
meth death on breath.  Beth n Seth.  gethsemane
hatin' satan, flower power to level the devil
a godly body, divine sign, heavenly seven
holy rolly poly, fetal beetle, love dove, funky monkey
choose your muse, music for noose-sick
views from pews
pansy chimpanzee
I like psych
Ford Fusion and con-fusion about fascist fashion
smash and bash and dash, get the lash, gash
cash for a stash of hash, M.A.S.H. and John Nash
rational passion, irrational confessional
catch me on Ashby
erkel in a burqa in bezerk berkeley
take a hike, ride a bike, like Nike
stick a pike in the third reich
la di da, said adi da
sex hex, prick your dick, fuck a duck, mood for a dude
pump a rump, a man's can, in the butt hut, say what
good wood, what can a plant do? a plant can't
reality mentality
have fun with your gun, hon
brutality or sensuality
Beavis and Beaver, butt head and cleaver
tv and visual thought, a loner's light of natural reason
occupying a spot in your thought
bruiser loser, accused and amused
food dudes, slim Jim, fat Matt, obese Denise, skinny Vinnie
bactrian bacteria, a fungus among us, fun guy
late hate, shot in the twat, hurt in the dirt
civil Sibyl, chthonic Cthulhu, catholic Cathy
read me some wacky wiki on my walkie-talkie
spit some shit, bird turd words, rap crap, mound sound
bring the germ to term, said the sad dad, a prolific pro-lifer
Cletus the fetus will eat us, thought Hannibal the cannibal
vampire empire, empirical umpire, bloody buddha buddy
red wine, for ed gein
thirst for the worst, a behest to do your best
do nothing for a farthing
wear nothing if you're loathing clothing
I've had my fill of Kill Bill, said Violent J, in his vile way
the priest preached a happy homily to Emily's family
folks on phones, and foes
data: sieve and save
I'd like to share an itty-bitty witty ditty about this committee
dream team: seems like Hakeem
effort of the affluent
failure to feel your pain
I have an attachment to parchment
this is a test of the West, to see who's best
infested with incest, I jest, at the beer fest
an obscenely mean queen
go gentle with fentanyl.  yentl makes me mental.
I was sent to vent.  I went during lent.
school rules!  It's cool.
I'm yearning and burning to learn about ferns, so I can earn
jewish education, according to Giuliani, with Judy and Julie
the importance of thinking about drinking,
   drink in the doctor's ink
conquer congress, and progress to the mess
the bile makes me smile.  resentment contentment.  hunger for anger.
the surgeon's incision was organized around eye organs
duv and devan davenport dove in to the divine de-veined shrimp, and were in 7th heaven
vanity divinity! Vinnie, an odd god
laundry list of tawdry business
Helen the felon was in hell for a spell, then was well.
in your face! is a sinful place
a bloke on coke ain't no joke
out in the boonies with loonies
a gay cow: a homo who moo's
be advised, the milk is homogenized
faggot maggot, fly guy
sparks in the park, feathers and leather
a digital widget
Bridget the fidgety midget
Voldemort in a volt
hungry and angry, a diet riot
a devotion to social emotion
a passion for fascist fashion, brown shirts and brown shits
silent and violent, noisy in Boise, a loud crowd, volume in a small room
I cooked roast pheasant as a present for a pleasant peasant
check out Trump's rump, and Melania's melons!
hug a jogger, bugger a mugger, don't ask in an assassin
Jesus is risen, in prison
Humpty trumpty and his wall
law and order, straw and ordure, flaws and borders
dizzy and busy, like a bee hive that you see live

driven: jetta, tesla, pt cruiser, and glt
(JEsse TesharA, LArry TEShara, Peggy Teshara, Greg Lawrence Teshara)

hapless in a strapless
go lick a dick, you sick prick
attack of the killer tomatoes, and the truculent succulent
catatonic catholic Catalonian
wallpaper scraper; a brother draper caper
voracious and flirtatious at St. Ignatius
crazy Daisy
an Ethiopian pope, coping with a diabolist cabalist
don't mope! there's hope in your horoscope!
the resident president promises an opulent populace
death from god's breath; butterfly effect prefect
christianity profanity
the spaniard's lanyard
the angel's angle
asthmatic but charismatic dogmatic fanatic
medicated magistrate
doomed to the tomb
basement amazement
fruits and vegetables are papal staples
alpha male ape puts on his cape,
  to reshape the landscape
medevac the silverback
banish the Spanish!  vanished!
fracas in Caracas
listen to the rabble babble; dabble in scrabble
vocabulary constabulary, dialect deputies, diction deputies
allah in a bra at shangri la
mardis gras with the ayatollah
flabby Gabi in the abbey
cohabit with an abbot
disgraced and dogfaced, worst-case? fireplace
placid and flaccid on acid
traceable but erasable
interracial facial
tenacious and loquacious
sagacious? fallacious
bodacious but fugacious
victim picked him, stabber's blabber, crime rhyme
subliminal criminal
dr. Zachary practices quackery.  the med made her dead.
the aforesaid corn-fed cokehead was found on a road bed
cha cha in the dacha
cognac with Mack
getting flack for shooting ack-ack at the stack of crack
the running-back made a wisecrack
tangibly frangible
fabulous pabulum
vanity, sanity, insanity, inanity, and inhumanity of humanity
potatoes and tomatoes, coffee and toffee
boffins in coffins
Denise is at peace with being a chesspiece of the police
please cease feeding grease to my obese niece!
my masterpiece will be released when I'm deceased
a goalie's D; slowly being only me; tea and raviolis? the Holy See is wholly si
the dumb bum chews gum, drinks rum, eats plums, and gets crumbs
some think thugs who do drugs are like bugs
squished like a fish, if you wish; stepped on like a lepton
the hunky junkies got drunk on tea
become free and hug me
those hips and lips!
a young buck run amok
tragic magic
spanish planet
is a gigantic banana romantic?
mystically healing cystic fibrosis
omnipresent essence, said the messianic hispanic
satanic panic; straighten and greaten satan
incoherent adherents
fewer evildoers in the sewer
the manic mechanic couldn't fix the titanic
rock talk! igneous ignominy; lava in java
  sedimentary is elementary my dear Watson;
  I metamorphic at the Orpheum.
I ran into a hairy fairy at the library
stereotypic philippic
roaming in the gloaming
lacy Stacy, and racy Tracy couldn't face me
hatless atlas, no caps on the map
avarice of the cadaverous (you can't take it with you!)
gambol in the bramble
a rambling preamble
yoga in Calistoga
odium on the podium
Eileen from Medellin
Hector the protector
gasoline machines
intricate, ridiculously meticulous
cricket in the thicket
frankenstein canine; fetcher on a stretcher
chaplain planted a sapling
a nuanced response during the renaissance
avalanche on a ranch
hellion rebellion
peppy preppy
infrequent sequence
vital title at the recital
anesthesia amnesia
despondent correspondence
disowned, atoned, and enthroned
remorseful re: forceful
endorsement of enforcement
copulate and populate
weed at Reed; the greedy needy
the enormity of conformity
a lizard in a blizzard
a wiser Kaiser advisor
senior monsignor
trojan theologian
ubiquitous iniquity
clairvoyant annoyance
joy in Troy, cowboy Roy, the busboy, serves the hoi polloi
jism in the chrism
a docile apostle found a colossal fossil
Buddhism schism, gormless formless
sell a bell, peddle a pedal

Jess blesses this mess.  stressed and depressed?  see Jess!
yes, nevertheless, obsession about oppression won't see success unless you express a process that doesn't acquiesce to those who transgress and cause distress; assess before you aggress!
but I digress.  the address to caress and convalesce I will express without duress, with largesse.
don't play chess during recess!
the loess in Inverness helps the flowers effloresce.

flack-jacket, ditch-witch, vandal stole the handle, Napoleon Bonaparte blown apart, better red than dead, soap on a rope, wild child, thrilla in manila, I'm loco - rap game in a chokehold..., Italian mobster shoots a lobster;  bless this mess; Cheetos, Tostitos, and Fritos; sticky wicket.  twisted sister. quiet riot.   background sounds.   surround sound.  teaches of peaches.  the bee's knees.

tenderly, ninederly, eightderly....
random fandom

slurping usurper
rage of a sage in a cage
oh my! the Umayyads
the fat Fatimids
incisive and decisive
start the siege, my liege?
the Tudor home has two doors
a grave rave
the coy Iroquois
typing in Taiping
the mechanic's annex
birches, bitches!!