drop some words

subliminally criminal
    (like bird turds)

I'm a fan of ferns, I like lichen, and rocks rock!
Trees please me, I rant about plants, I gush about bush, i need weeds.
the power of a flower to level the devil

i'm hatin Satan.  Stupid cupid!
vacuums suck, teeth bite, the wind blows,
your dad is a motherfucker,
the female dog is a bitch,
the cat is a pussy, richard is a dick
your anus is an a-hole
vaginas are cunts
faggots are cocksuckers
fecal matter is a piece of shit

there's a poof on the roof
a whore on the floor
america for erica
a planet for janet
it's a girl's world, Earl!

animals are animated
the queer deer
Gayle the quail
the faggot maggot

there's an otter in the water
a notion about ocean motion
do you pledge to water the hedge?

i love duv
i need weed
choose your news
orson is for abortion
but i say bring the worm to term

the sentry guarded the retarded
i drank punch with lunch
a day of tex mex and sex
dance with the ants

fruits and veggies suit me, said Reggie
i chew you, too (boo!)
i like ike, i hate kate
rate your mate

earth mirth, soil toil, dirt hurt
the hardener-gardener pounded the ground