President Names

exercises in hypnosis

I have a theory that people who run for president run, at least partially, because of their names.
And maybe, are accepted or rejected, due to connotations, as well.

Washington, purity
truman- truth
Jimmy Carter, jc -jesus christ
Thomas Jefferson, T (cross), J (jesus)
john tyler- JT (inverse)
Adams, a dam(n) s (satan); mad A
Madison, madness
Jackson, jack (off?)
buren, urine
harrison, hair, hairy
polk, pierce, fillmore -sexual
taylor- tail
buchanon- canon
barack obama- baracks and bombs
lincoln- con (convicts?), link in
johnson- penis?
lbj (BJ)
dukakis- cock
tricky dick, dick cheney
harding- hard
grant- gr ant
hayes- haze
chester- chest
grover- gr over
teddy roosevelt- lingerie
taft- fat
coolidge- cool
hoover- vacuum (suck)
fdr (sex dr.)
woodrow wilson- wood, will son
ike, kennedy - k
bush- pubic hair
trump- rump
pence-penis
gore- bloody
clinton- clit
lieberman -lie
edwards- war, wards

you get the idea