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I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Friday, August 3, 2018

programming

Basic BASIC
(Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code)

10 if input 'nigger', then print 'fuck you'
20 if input 'sorry,' go to wikipedia page 'african history'
30 if navigate away from text, go to youtube african music
40 if exit youtube, display google results for 'african food near me'
50 if input 'leave me alone,' then display 'ebony personals'
60 if input 'thanks', then send bitch ass ho to domicile for some ass
70 if then goto run print input peek poke end

aa
african american, alcoholics anonymous
bb
big brother, body building, beach blanket, brady bill, barumpabum bum
cc
cc rider, st. francis of a cc, yes yes, come clean, compassion charity

input, putin (vladimir), poutine, put in
yahoo, netanyahu (bibi)
total ass, t-rump (the donald) (duck!)(trump it)(trumpet)(pet?)(shoe-throwing!)

if offended, then sorry
   (if input ngr then output fu)
   ("shorty to crib"/"goddess to residence"/"bbw to hood")
     exit, leave, depart, egress, retire from (elder)
if entertained, leave comment
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shut up, shut down
pro gr am ming (1368-1664, ming dynasty,
    the last imperial dynasty in China ruled by the ethnic Han Chinese)
pro g ramming (lol)

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