Catechism of the Catholic Church

aPOSTolic, b-log (lamb of god)

interpreting page 1 of ccc (hypnotic suggestions!)
(only 687 pages to go!!)

Catechism of the catholic church: ccc (yes yes yes):

Catholic catechism. 2 cats. Pussies.

Chrism and christ. Oil, ollie. Chris Tucker. Cool cat.

Church. 2 ch's. You are clear head, clean heart!

Of the. 666. tee-hee. Love without elle =of.

Ove and oven and over. Ovum. Ovaries. Eggs.

The-ology, study of T.H.E.: cross, god, christ (285)

summer/similar- six, sicks, sex, socks, sacks, sax, sucks

alco-holic cat-holic. Holi c= Holy see.

Catholic, universal, one verse, infinite space/ eternal time

spacetime, st saint street something summertime

you-niverse, multiverse society, u as smile, happy place

apostolic stoli (vodka), sol (beer), vat/can, pub (lication), bis(hops)

pope: poppy, H (heroin), people (pope el) H/el 88. no elle.

8 sideways: symbol for infinity. Papal people poop. O pep.

Omg: orgasm, offense, o-sensei (superior, equal, inferior)

constitution: cons (convicts, pros and cons, tit, tu, shun, ion)

tit: breast, drugs; ion: keep an eye on

tu: u2. You, familiar (spanish). Two (the whole office). Jesus, dos.

Dos, 461, 2. Jesus, 15131, 2.

Jess U. jes u it. IT, information technology, eye tea.

hey zeus. Chuy, chewy (chewbacca, masticate)

Isai, I Isa (arabic for jesus). AI, artificial intelligence.

Venerable venezuela, brother greg, stanford cardinals

pat the patriarch, tim bishop, gr for example, ample eggs

greg the gregarious, gregorian chant, ian-in a nutshell

good night (knight), good morning (mourning)

pogo stick/pogs (people of god)

lord, life or death, ol' dr., lords and ladies

deacon dae, distant angry estranged, david andrew eldridge

death, de at H, at god, at honda, at hospital, heaven, hell

heather, helen, hannibal, st. ignatius college prep, history

apostolic constitution fidei depositum (acfd, grades!)

add a b for the complete package.  age-aggie (ucd)

stall, lick, if die, posit, p.o.s. (piece of shit), tums/smut

second vatican ecumenical council (only lasted a second? Lol)

sed, thirst. I can v at. Men, cal (uc berkeley), united nations

ec, european community, (cum unity), united state

servant of the servants of god (sos of gd)

sog: special operations group, son of god (love, sex)

cats, servants (ants), bis-hop (rabbit), follo-wing (bird)

prepared following (pre-paired)(fall low)(ng-nt'l geo)

faith: hi fat, if hat, hit fa (note), fait (french word)

ass fuck it forever, I fath (I fath-er)

YHWH (h is breath, Y female groin, W breasts)

(one interpretation, anyway), mission- miss st. ignatius

cat a kiss 'em, church: hurt is in there