Howdy, folks.
Dudes and dudettes. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Men and women, non-binaries, and neither or both! How’s life treating you? Life is good, beautiful, strange, a highway. Life is a cereal, a magazine, and a sentence. Death is the grim reaper and a type of metal music and an anagram of HATED, because it is. Am I right? Thyme is an herb, and the blood is the life, and space is the final frontier. Love is a drug, and hate is a strong word, and sex should last longer than secs, lol. Beauty is subjective, and in the eye of the bee-holder. Sting is 71 years old, and We are we are the youth of the nation, sings POD, which stands for prince of darkness, or payable on death, or pod-people, bike pods, or iPods, or that brand of shipping containers or whatever. The band is supposedly christian, but they all have tattoos, which I remember the Bible prohibits, actually. Not that I care. I may be God, but I’m not the Bible. Only God is good, says the good book.. Only the book is good? That’s one interpretation. I like all books. Everybody should be a book worm, in my view. And all books are written by God. Yes, even this one. And all the censored ones. What’s the most evil book ever written? Marquis de Sade’s, maybe? Or, how to build bombs, how to print yourself a throwaway gun. If you’re an anarchist, then all the law books, I guess, right? I really liked Spite, Malice, and Revenge - by Chunder and Hayduke, myself. Nihilist philosophy could be considered dangerous, as could lots of science, or religious works supposedly dictated by angels, like the Quran or the Book of Mormon, no? I mean, if schizophrenia is an illness, right? A book so long it makes you go blind, or so twisted, it drives you insane!!
Well, anyway.
What’s the best writing? Humorous, interesting, engaging, well-written, fun. Whatever you’re into! Everybody's into everything!
BK
Bake sales, bird beaks, e-bikes, Bokonon, and (the fantastic feats of) dr. Boox! Baby got back, Beck, Bic lighter, chicken goes bok, and giving books a look. Book 'em! Prisoners get sentenced to periods of time. Weird words.
Texas and India are fangs. Louisiana and Italy are boots. Huitzilopochtli killed his sister. CR, in addition to Camp Royaneh and Colorado Rockies, is a cruel, crappy, crazy, crooked, creepy criminal. vv, a vampire victim, like voice and violin. Harmonica and harm Monica. Sauna in Yemen? Yeah, man! Sana'a!! what are you? way! Is an alligator less moral than a vegetarian? Just be yourself. Conditioned response to consensus reality. Hors, Gun Ana, and Amaterasu? sun gods! let their blight. B less. Amor. seedy! Does worship float your boat? Sink the censorship! Wavy Gravy in the Navy! He's got a notion about the motion of the ocean. Smurf bored. Ryze and Fawlty Towers. Crest toothpaste and the pig trough. Sit-in on top of the world, when I dip you dip we dip. Go with the flow, Gough with the Flo. Playing Risk with an actuary. Would you eat a burger made of fetus-meat? double oh, a license to kill?
HQZ: 888
Huitzilopochtli (Aztec, 5),
Q (Star Trek, 8),
Zurvan (Zoroastrian, 3)
sun gods, star gods, moon gods, gods of dreams, visions
the way the truth the light, the avatar of conscious light
vision quest, the Holy See, the all-seeing eye
a little levity, ahhh (laughter, levity, life)
Sugar is bliss
Sweetie, come give me a kiss.
Yes, honey!
Sugar smacks
Brown sugar, how come you taste so good?
Azúcar, and using a cane at the zoo
Syrup in the stirrups
Candy strung up on the candelabra
Sweet thang, like sugar on my tongue
Gummy bears and gum drops
And gamelan music
okay, anyway
No-sugar is also bliss
No weight gain, no diabetes, no cavities
Sweet solitude, with boundless books
Computer and cards and smart-speaker
me, myself, and I; and a blog
To share, to Cher, To Sherri, Teshara
yippie, huzzah, hurrah
Woop woop, woof woof
Yada yada yada
yada is the hebrew word for knowledge!
(sexual intercourse, in the bible)
And so on and so forth
Etc. (esme tupelo clegg!)
SJ, jesuits (and Summer James)
Walking on eggshells, crunch crunch
So what? Who cares? bfd
Woe, whoa, and woh
What is woh? I don’t know!
He he ha ha ho ho
Whatever
WOH is work outside the home
now you know, inquiring minds want to know
yes or no, see or know?
a dry wit: you and your homies might be lying in Chaac!
the yahweh, the ruth, the life (my bad)
the truth without ruth is ruthless
cruel crew, brutal brew, savage miscavige
sick mick, ill bill, diseased bees, a patient geisha
like my whiskey, aged and mellow
like my coffee, strong and black
Martin gore, dave blood, slash, johnny rotten, sid vicious, kurt vile
S and P 500: stars and planets, serendipity and predetermination
pork and styrofoam, pig sty, boar'd to tears
Astraeus and Hera, star-crossed lovers
a felon named dylan, ellen be illin', cherie's berries, helen's melons
fruit loops and vejta-bulls, omnivore reading omni magazine
a cruel fool in a cool pool, listening to tool
a duel with a ghoul named zuul
drooling for jewels, a yule rule
menu, me n you, us, urine stool; USA you say?
ellen french, josie fries, kate hamberger, oj simpson
zeal for a real meal, neil and prey
e and j, brandi, hennessy, spirited spirits
fathers coffee and te, catholic cats
what's eating you, kurds and wey
drunk n spunky, inebriated e.b.
rambo and rimbaud
monet manet money and mayonnaise
sudan and sunda
Mali and Molly, Malé (Maldives) and male and mail
implored to deplore the PLO (pillow talk)
LL cool J, and louis lane, lex author, lady liberty
jokes: a small medium at large (escaped midget soothsayer convict)
the addition caused division to multiply (extra math homework)
(wit) with him, in him, and through him
just me, myself, and I (the tree of us)
meat, mai's cellphone, and eye;
main element, my elf, and ay!
mimi, my sylph, and kai
emmy, my pelf, and AI
catholic mass (not pussy and ass)
the pope is a white man (in more ways than one)
there have been 3 black popes, maybe, though
coming of the savior, cum with a sex goddess
go fourth, this mess has ended
lettuce prey, lored, life or death, L or D
horse lord, ant christ, monkey monk, insects in sects
praise the lard, raise laird (hamilton)
spiritual fork, spear it, chew
spoon your wife, don't knife your wife
Eve in the evening, forever and ever
deliver us from evil, delivering babies, de-livering (ouch)
indigent indigenous, you dig? didgeridoo, did you?
humility, hume millions itty, humble before god (and after!)
humble, hum bull, laughing cow
God having humility, Himself (merely god)
apostle posse, heel your sole, heal your soul
sol beer, out in the sunshine
sipping on souls in purgatory
tanks b2 (bomber) god (man of war)
eat drink and be merry, like Ed and Mary
G-D, global domination
joy, justice, and jesus
wwjd? what would jesse do
alter ego, and altar ego
heretics and deer ticks, here and there, dear hare
go forth, go for it
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