Fecal Material

Poop

I’m a dog walker.  I get paid to pick up dog poop.  A humble job for a deity.

Poop, poo, caca, crap, defecation, doodoo, dung, droppings, excrement, feces, shit, bowel movement, turd, number 2, night soil, ordure, frass (bug poop), muck, manure, stool, waste, excreta, egesta, sullage, fecal matter

     Sss:  sullage, shit, stool, soil

Hiss all you want.  It’s a fact of life.

   social security, social service, serving society 

   saint stephen, nazi ss, stroking sausage

some shit, assess'd

anyway,

BM, (i know a Brent Meyers).   There’s also Bill Murray, Bob Marley, Benito Mussolini. Bette Midler.   Barry Manilow.  Bobby Mcferrin.  Bill Monroe.  Bill Moyers.  Branford Marsalis. Bill McKibben.  Bruce McCulloch.  Bob Mothersbaugh. etc.

Big man.  Man upstairs.  God as a black hole, sucking in all the light.  If data is light, well it just goes to show, omniscience would suck, black hole sun, won’t you come, and wash away the rain, goes the ditty.   Black as night, death.  Jesus, light of the world, the sun, superstar, astral body, luminary, son of man, morning star, son of David, son of Joseph and Mary, son of God, tree of Jesse, tree of knowledge, tree of life, family tree, genealogy, lineage, bloodline.  Creation, and babies being born, coming out into the light.

Everything is impermanent.  It all goes to shit.  Nothing lasts forever.  No one lives forever.  Attachment to life leads to suffering.  Accept death.  Immortality is a delusion.  Even a diamond is not forever.  All decays.  Matter has a half-life.  Tires have lifetimes.  Things arise, and go to the dogs, go to pot, go to hell, from dust to dust.  Every day is one day closer to death.  Make peace with your mortality.  You were nonexistent for an infinity before you were conceived, and you will be dead forever after you perish.  During life, and after you’re planted, you rot, decay, deteriorate, degrade, go downhill, worsen, fall into disrepair, go to ruin. Senescence is inevitable.  You can fight chaos and make order, but it will all be for nought.  Your bones will scatter to the wind.  There will be no trace, and no recollection, of any of us. The earth will be swallowed by the sun.   The universe itself will go dark.  Abandon hope.  It is hopeless.

BM: bachelor of medicine, British museum, bachelor of music, basal metabolism, board measure, black male.  Black metal.  Bad manners. Bacterial meningitis. Boatswain’s mate.

BMW. IBM. BMI. MIB. BMR. BMS.

Bayerische motor werken.   International business machines.  Body mass index.  Men in black. Barbara Millicent Roberts.   Bristol Myers Squibb.  

There’s a joke about Mozart’s body decomposing.

Also, if someone calls you an asshole, say thank you.   Without one, you’d explode.

Shiite muslims and UPS and Cleveland Browns and vice presidents (#2) all relate, in a way.   Also, Shih tzu dogs and shiitake mushrooms and Shattuck avenue and xate palm leaves!

You can worship shit, even.   God is the shit.   Holy shit, you say.

Blessed Mary.   Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are the 3 persons of the holy trinity, they say.

Jesus was number 2 to god the father.  No? Numerology exposes a mathematical substrate to words.  it, jesus, jew, cross, T, ow, beast… Christmas (25th) correlates to Jesus (2) Christ (5)

Well, whatever.  But it makes sense.  BM scents.  

Soldiers in Vietnam were said to be “in the shit”

War is hell.  there’s:

   Satan hannibal iniquity turpitude

   Savage hateful insane terrorism

   Sadistic hellish infernal tragedy

   Sick, hostile, incubus, terrifying

Milton’s Paradise Lost?  The devil shits you out of hell?  Or is that Dante.  Life is Hell - Matt Groening.  The world is a vampire, sings Smashing Pumpkins.  Life eats you up and shits you out.  Or is that spits.   Eminem raps about spitting some shit.  Anyway, I'm Jess T, and I digest, die, jest, is the gist of things, the crux of the biscuit, but I digress.

Beasts monsters, barbaric mean, brutal merciless, 

bloodthirsty malevolent, beelzebub mephistopheles

Chthulhu rages against pope

Terrible terrifying terrorist terrorism

All dogs go to heaven

Pee-mail and unique fecal

Fecal fecundity, a load of shit

Pope poop, holy see feces

People and steeples (and pee)

Papal people using PayPal 

    to pay for shit

Papa and caca

Dead dad dirt and dust

Gone, G-D

We’re all gone to shit, gone to hell (place of the dead), at some point, eventually

Eat, drink, piss, and shit (same as everybody else)

Be merry, be Mary (BM’s)

Matthew Kim, Big Matthew (BM, stage name)

We’re all just animals, who eat and excrete

Eat produce and reproduce

    producing something:  "butt babies" (sorry)

African Americans say ‘shit’ alot

Which is some shit

Full of shit, no shit, shithead, shit for brains

She-it , shite

Babies wet themselves, shit themselves

  Which doesn’t mean they eat and drink themselves

Like vampires or cannibals

Shoot the shit, the breeze, rap-sheet, shut the door, shotgun shot

shoat, a young pig 

Shet district in Kazakhstan

Shatt-al-arab waterway (confluence of Euphrates and Tigris)

    (means, river of the Arabs). hopefully not a river of shit!

well, water is some shit: hydrogen and oxygen

     mm, dihydrogen monoxide, muy yum

a thirst for DHMO (not carbon monoxide, or DMSO)