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Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Playing with my name

Wordles and anagrams
(5,8,7: 20 letters: Jesse Lawrence Teshara)

wordles

earache, jewel, stern, lacerates, rent, tern, jeer, when, jew, shelter, cesarean, welsh, jet, seer, sere, catharses, sneer, newel, trachea, arcane, jester, wheels, terse, reset, ester, ashcan, tree, sancta, sheer, carat, sheen, sheerness, rehearsal, eject, wen, sewn, news, new, shareware, lens, awareness, lech, lecher, harasser, center, recent, cent, arsenal, eschew, whee, hewer, where, sealant, chewer, areal, wenches, atlases, arena, chest, chess, narrate, etcher, tech, area, arrases, thence, trenches, stench, aha, reject, newsreels, rajah, selectness, weer, essence, swelter, wrestle, secretes, newel, creel, wetnesses, sweetness, sweetens, reelects, cheerless, western, leech, ajar, elsewhere, erectness, welch, wench, serenest, treeless, raja, cheeses, saran, satan, jeweler, jean, researches, ants, tan, reteaches, lawn, earth, heart, hater, clearnesses, thaw, jaw, ether, crenelates, share, shear, rash, swash, haw, jaws, watercresses, jeans, jan, cartwheels, sane, leaches, answer, achene, wastrels, arrests, starers, stars, tsars, archnesses, relate, tare, rate, tear, rat, arts, chasteness, lateness, sanest, assent, antes, leanest, neat, searchers, reaches, alertness, renewals, astern, sterna, searches, cheaters, realness, snare, hectares, swathes, wheat, cleanser, hawser, wreath, scalene, shearer, cleanest, careless, treacle, harnesses, trashes, whales, leashes, careen, trashes, recreants, wheal, shat, ancestress, healer, jew, hare, newscaster, reenact, sash, seance, encase, rather, hart, hastens, thanes, retraces, crease, anther, larches, rancher, chalet, rarenesses, rawnesses, tessera, teasers, eaters, easter, seat, sate, eta, tea, east, archness, anthraces, sealant, eschew, asset, cashew, lace, scale, aches, arches, cares, acre, race, scare, char, cash, sac, healers, hearse, leaser, resale, reseal, erasers, scree, real, laser.   Snatcher, weasel, saree, sea, chanter, asses, chastens, ares, assent, crasher, senate, sateen, archer, earnest, nearest, err, slew, escalates, arcane, steer, res, eel, stew, sewer, resew, weer, ewer, terse, serest, strew, catarrh, sees, lees, seethes, canal, three, theses, whets, carnal, rascal, entree, sheets, jeer, sneer, tenses, tween, weest, shrew, sacra, sent, nest, nets, heal, heel, (rehearsals, awareness, shareware, harassers, narrates).  clew, recess, retch, wretch, sects, atlases, screw, welts, crest...

anagrams

(wordsmith.org says there are 125,003 of them; 5058 of them have 'satan' in it. fun fact)

Satan researches jewel, 
a narrate cheeses jewel, 
a satan cheers jewelers
A research sanest jewel, 
a teacher snares jewels, 
a cheater snares jewels
A cleaner rewashes jets, 
a ancestress healer jew, 
a leach jars sweeteners
A rancher teases jewels, 
a archness eats jeweler, 
Satan here, careless jew; 
a stancher releases jew; 
a arcane restless jew eh?
she's a carnal ewe jester
a rascal jeers newest eh?

Thursday, July 25, 2019

LUE

Meaning of L,U, and E

Okay, so, what should I write about.   What do you want to read, prospective reader?

Hm, the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Who am I?  Where am I going?  What is the purpose for being?  How does one eliminate suffering, find permanent happiness, and become Enlightened?  What is Reality?  How does the toaster work?  Is it possible to be high on heroin for the rest of your lifetime?  Is there a better way?  What is the most genius sentence ever written?  What does altricial mean?  Who were the Hutterites?

Okay, first things first.  The meaning of life is to be kind, not mean.  Life’s a bitch, and then you die, they say.  Don’t make it any worse than it has to be.  Be friendly.  Be good.  Life is what you think, say, do, and be, for the 90 or so years you’re alive on this floating rock in space.  You make your own meaning.  A bitch is a female dog.  Dogs are a man’s best friend.  All dogs go to heaven.  If life is a bitch, then maybe you should get a new dog.  Or even a cat.  Cats are pussies.  You should be hitting that, doggy style.  Am I making sense?  Perfumers make scents.  The mint makes cents.  Talking Heads say stop making sense.  Sensible rhymes with comprehensible, reprehensible, indefensible, indispensable, compensable, condensable, extensible, ostensible, apprehensible, and commonsensible.  Got it?  Good.   If you want to be poetic, you can construct a meaningful utterance out of that list of words, such as:  To be ostensibly indispensable, you should be comprehensible and apprehensible and commonsensible, when indicting the reprehensible and indefensible.   Get paid for a summary?  compensable for something condensable.  Are you enlightened yet? No?  Stick with me, we’ll get there.

Life.  Life is a cereal.  It’s also a magazine.  Life is living, hopefully more than just being alive.  Alive!  (the exclamation point is important).  Rhymes with thrive.  If you put a ‘V, E’ after being low, you might get LOVE.  Not a bad insight, no?  Well, I like that sort of thing.   You gotta do what makes you happy.  Life rhymes with knife and strife, but also with wife and fife.  Make a little love, get down tonight.  Go to war, win a fight.   Maybe that just means winning a game of chess.  You don’t want society to be rife with knife strife.  Life is an anagram of file and I, elf.  You are small, like an elf, don’t ever forget it, you stinking puny measly hobbit.  You should put books about elves on your shelves.  You are ruled by spells.   Rhymes add power and punch.   Alliteration and assonance are nice, too.  Gospel mean’s God’s spell.   Did you know that?

The study of life is biology.  There are textbooks that go on and on, in depth, about the subject.  If you’re into cells and carbon-based life forms and plants and animals, you can study cytology, anthropology, botany, zoology….  And if you want to make a baby, well that’s life, too.   What does it all mean?  Nothing, really.   You live, then you die.   Once you’re dead, that’s it, kaput.  You’re just a worm, a tube from mouth to anus, programmed by your dna to survive and reproduce, who happens to be a human, so you can use words and computers and cars and such, 

and read libraries, watch tv and movies and youtube videos (or just people watch at the park), listen to music, go to classes, make money, teach, start a family, eat at restaurants, exercise at the gym, talk on the phone, write letters and essays and poems and novels and short stories and blogs,  do science, research any question you can think of, build stuff, solve problems, make crafts, be artistic, play and have fun, and of course nap, sleep, meditate, veg, and otherwise do nothing but simply breathe and be.  
    Did I leave anything out?  Thinking.  You can sit around and think.   Mental masturbation, on the one hand, or cogitative reflection, on the other.   It’s all good.  Except the knife strife.   Trust me, you can do without that.   Do the hokey pokey, and turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about.  Really.   There’s not much more to it.  Life is where you go, moving things around -  in a word: logistics.  Physics is another word for it, I guess.   The study of motion.   Lawyers make motions.  Songs evoke emotions.  Movies move e.   There’s a movie called traffic, about drugs, like E (ecstasy).   Cola is a drug, too, if you misspell physics as fizzics.  Anyway, 

Live is evil, backwards.  Devil is lived, backwards.  God is dog, backwards.  Does that make sense?  Doe, a deer, a female deer.   Oh, dear.  Deer is Reed, backwards.  Wordplay is one way to spend your time.  Wired is a weird word for someone on coffee.  And coffee is close to coffin.  A boffin on coffee is often in a coffin, by the age of being a sage.   Huh?  What?   Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me… ftpa!!  Right on!  

This is boring and retarded.   Read something else.  I haven’t even gotten to the Universe bit.  Catholic means universal, but they’re anything but, as I see it.  They would say they should be, of course.  But life is better when varied, diverse, and split into tribes and countries and cultures and languages and races and religions and cops and robbers.   Right?  Aren’t we already in heaven?  Yes!  Let’s hear if for Nature and Libraries and Sports teams and Sushi!  A round of applause for Music and Movies and Books and Gyms and Universities and Bars!  Plaudits and kudos for the Internet and Wikipedia and Google and Ted and the Onion!  Hup hup!  Family and Friends, and Sex and Massage, and Health and Happiness!  Comedy!  Beauty!  Even Church, if that’s your thing.  Yay, technology!  Yes!  Community, and Democracy, and Freedom!  And Peace!  Thanks, God!  America, the Beautiful.  Law and Order.  Bliss.

Sunshine, and cool breezes, and refreshing swimming pools, and birds chirping, the surf washing ashore, the goodwill of happy people.  That’s enough for today.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Space Aliens!!

freaky, man

So I was walking down the street in Berkeley, with my earbuds in, listening to kalx, the campus radio station, when pow!, a portal opens up right in front of me, and this weird looking alien steps out, from his (her?) dimension into ours, and starts moving its mouth speaking some gibberish (i removed my headphones) that I’m pretty sure isn’t any human language, because it sounded like a mushy slobber.  I said how do you do?  And it replied I am doing well, thank you, and yourself?  

I looked around, and flagged down a cop car, and the police stopped and said, it’s a little early for halloween, isn’t it?  I said, no! This is a real alien!  I think it speaks English!  It just stepped out of a dimensional portal, and must be here for some reason… Maybe you can talk to it, try it!  I hope there aren’t millions of them, coming to take over and enslave the earth!  I don’t see any black helicopters, but this sure is freaky!  The cop said, what’s that smell?  Have you been cooking meth?  No, maybe that’s what aliens smell like, officer.   Then the cops put the alien in their cop car, and I wondered if that’s what the alien wanted all along, and was using their mind control powers or something.  I put my headphones back in, and went on my way, heading toward the library.

I was happy teleportation was a real thing, and that maybe cars were obsolete, so now everybody would teleport, instead of polluting the air so much.  Also, Saudi Arabia’s oil riches might dry up, and they won’t be able to murder dissenting journalists with impunity anymore, like they did with k’should-g, or whatever his name is.  But then I thought, teleportation could bring murderers inside people’s homes, and they could escape by teleportation to get away, so a whole new era of lawlessness and crime could suddenly appear - oh, no!  

But then, I thought, we don’t need space ships!  We could teleport anywhere in the universe!  Maybe there are other dimensions, entire worlds to explore, either far away, or occupying the same space we’re already in, if that makes sense.  Wow, I wish I knew physics.  I DO know it’s a weird, weird world.  Maybe there already is an interdimensional police force, and there are all kinds of different aliens, different species from different planets, who have already gone through the troubles and difficulty that this amazing technology brings with it.  God only knows.  God help us.  Germs from Xeron-6… could be like Hernan Cortes wiping out the Mexicans.. Well, everybody dies, right?  Maybe the aliens don’t.  Huh.  Here I am, at the library.  I’ll read the NY Times, check out a book, maybe a movie, and hope I don’t run into that ugly alien on the way home, again.  

So it goes.  La la la la.

Hello and Goodbye

Greetings!  gr eatings! nom nom

Hello
Hell orgasm.   He’ll, he will.  It WILL hurt.  W for woman, waiting. 
   Pain of childbirth.
Hell is a village in Norway.
Hel is a Norse God.
The heal in healthy sounds like hell.   Thy hell.
Hell’s bells.   Go through hell to get well.  
Helen.  helter-skelter.  Hellenic.
helicopter.  hell, I copt her.  Copulated, coptic, copernicus, 
    police officer (ice, ice, baby!)
Hell low, sadness and depression, depths, deep, 
   Honda (‘deep’ in Spanish)

and, of course, eternal damnation in the fiery pit, the lake of fire, for hellions
    Pain, agony, suffering, torment, misery, anguish, despair (past mad)
    inferno, affliction, netherworld, land of the dead, spiritual realm of evil, abyss
Abaddon, Hades, Gehenna, perdition, wretchedness, ordeal (pow!)
purgatory, nightmare, limbo, grave, blazes, everlasting fire, fire and brimstone

or, as the buddhists might say, attachment

Hi
High.  Altitude, mood, on drugs.  High school, higher education 
  (rank, status).

Hola!  
Ooh la la.

pillow, pill low, pill ow, pill o (!)
mellow yellow jello fellow bellowing below
L.O.  knight god. (chess move, omg), Lopez without the pez.
    J Lo, Jennifer Lopez

Goodbye
God bi (loves all, lol)
Good buy
buy god, by God.  Bye God.

Adios
To god (a Dios)
A di os (a budd-ha operating system)
   buddha, buddy ha
Ciao 
Chow, chao, central intelligence agency O
O, the god (omg). 
   O for offense, orgasm, zero (center of positive, negative)
       and, of course, Oblivion (I liv on, ob)

Monday, July 22, 2019

On Race

B and W: actually, though-
brown and (there's no word for it)
caucasian?  not from the caucasus!

Imaginary interrogation about my thoughts/feelings on race

Are you racist?
Well, I think all people are more or less the same, so no.
But I do think blacks are, on average, stupider but more athletic, because of slavery.
Also, I’m schizophrenic and have a black man in my head - I’m a telepath with an African-American lawyer I met in college.

Why would black skin make someone stupider?
Well, first of all whites aren’t white, and blacks are brown, so the whole language is wrong, and makes it seem like we’re in a giant chess match or something.  
Maybe racism.  Or maybe the smarter blacks in Africa figured out how not to get captured.

Well, why isn’t Africa rich if the remaining blacks were so genius?
I don’t believe in a correlation between intelligence and net worth.

Do you think whites are better than blacks?
No.  Apples and oranges.  I like both.   Today I feel like apples.
I’ve been to African american church services, a couple of times.
They didn’t make me feel particularly welcome.
I feel superior to many blacks, but also feel inferior to David, who is a genius.
But he’s kind of a dick, so I still feel like I’m a kinder and gentler person.

Why do you feel superior to many blacks?
Well, it’s not because I’m white.  It’s because I feel I’m intelligent, and know how to think and write well, and also because I’m curious, and read a lot.  It’s the same reason I feel I’m better than most people, of any race.   I get the sense, from rappers and hip-hop and people I see in my neighborhood, that blacks are angry and unhealthy, the women are so often obese, and they play their music loud and are trying to be offensive.  But Eminem’s a dick, too.  

What do you think the solution to racism is?

well, hating people of a different race is irrational and absurd, and keeping separate (whether in black cliques or white cliques) doesn’t make sense, either.   So just mix it up, and everybody should know people from different backgrounds, and we should all respect each other, because we’re all in the same boat.   America is a melting pot, so the black and white cultures could become a grey culture, I guess you could say.  Interracial relationships and marriage, based on the content of people’s character, of course, seems like it could be just what the doctor ordered.   And maybe we don’t need to talk differently.

What about a United States of Africa?
That would be amazing.   And empowering, I think, too.

v
'you ARE kind of a racist, jess'

okay, further reflection:

We’re all born equal, equally stupid you could say, maybe.   So the bit about race and intelligence is all hogwash, probably, I guess.  Discipline and curiosity is 99% of genius, as if I’m smart enough to actually know what numbers to assign, lol.   But hard work, writing and reading and researching and questioning, must surely make up for any deficit of cognitive ability.  I’m smart enough to know I’m kind of retarded, sometimes, myself.  Meditating and not thinking and damping down the monkey-mind is of course an effective method of maintaining a well-functioning intellect, a healthy mind, as opposed to intensely thinking 24-7, or praying without ceasing, or whatever else it may be.  Having a voice complicates things.  It’s called psychosis, but maybe it should be called a “broken brain.”  I suspect everybody is psychotic, more often than people suspect.  A broken heart still pumps, and broken brains still think.  Code breakers and breaking and entering maybe are metaphors for psychic intrusion.  Take a break, at work.  Have breakfast.  Brake your vehicle.  Broken bones.  You get the idea.  None of us are ever truly alone.  Most of us call it God, but some of us call it telepathy, with plain old human individuals.  All in all is all we are.  Everything, all the time.  Mind games, hypnosis, chess… computer-enhanced minds, the modern mentality, plugged into our phones and internet.   We’re all superhuman.

I wish white people could say nigger.   I wish it weren’t offensive, especially if blacks use it among themselves.  I wish black people -all people, really- weren’t insane.  That’s the real problem.  Almost everybody is fucking batshit crazy.  At least that’s how I see it.  If nigger is offensive, how can there be an entire country called Niger?  Go figure.  One G.

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Structure

on my mind, of late

Slavery
Running for office
Daily journal
Book notes
Rhymes 

Running for office
Issues: all of them: proposed solutions
Personalities: likability: bad traits, why
Philosophy: know the full spectrum of possibility, history, and who has the money
Does it even matter?  The Big Picture

Liberal v. Conservative; democrat v. Republican; good v. Evil; 
God is love.  Love believes all things.
Enemies and chess, chess is war, playing dirty, legal stratagems, mind control
Power politics, realpolitik, money moves, how to manipulate minds, populations

Television, movies, youtube, ted, and imagination/radio/books/music
Comedy, fake news, the onion, groupthink, blogging, outliers, righteousness
Joe Frank, philosophy talk, hearts of space, computers
Email, texts, feeds, news, mindstream, stream of consciousness
Diet and health and color and variety and ethics and restaurants

Sex and love and commitment and family and friends and work and meaning
Volunteering and leisure and fulfillment and achievement and recognition
Fame and fortune, hard work, routines, motivation, dedication, ambition, work ethic
Fun and play and recreation and joy and happiness and contentment and security
Personality types and astrology signs and micro expressions and sophisticated psychology
The universe and astronomy and religion and possibility and futurism and physics

Technology science engineering math, space time energy matter, botany
law, psych, religion, dating, sexology, context and framework, sociology, subversion
Meaning and purpose, who am I (identity), where am I going (fate, destiny, kismet)
Being and Nothingness, Ultimate Reality, pleasure and pain, suffering and enlightenment
Disability and what perfection would look like, growth and improvement and progress
Freedom and Living the best life possible, parameters and limits, the ideal, utopia, heaven

Global perspective, the greatest happiness to the greatest number, paths 
Possiblity of perfection, the police, philosophy, people, and animalia
Enlightened society, shambala, shangrila, satan and hell, god and heaven
Schizophrenia and madness and telepathy and mutants and superheroes and superman
Human nature, in all its diversity, the pantheon, virtue and depravity, love and hate
Sharing and community and sympathy and empathy and caring and giving a fuck/shit/damn

Curiosity and knowledge, wisdom, understanding.  Intelligence plus discipline/motivation.
Science and truth and engagement and not believing everything you think or read or hear
Reading: multiple perspectives, speed-reading, entertainment/escape, edification
Maintaining a healthy and sustainable level of stimulus, human potential, genius
Be all that you can be.   Be your best self.  Be in love.  Be alive.  Be well, thrive.
Be rich, helpful, successful, fulfilled, kind, respected, sexy, well-rested, fun, funny
relaxed, intense.  Dour, emotional.  Engaged, detached.  Present, equanimous.   

Happy, content, engaged, admired, strong fit healthy well sane, neat and clean.  Peace and safety.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

clever

wordplay: I have a meme dream

professor's preface
the priest preaches Proust
you can reach each peach
war of words
violent violins
hatred of red hats
anger at the Range Rover
drink a bottle in battle
rage on the rag, rage in a cage
wrath of ring wraith
fury at freud's fraud (and frodo)
afraid of fear, frayed nerves, and freedom
smart freedom and a dumb person smarting
Adam is a dumb, and Eve is grieving
Jazzy Jesse (whrb mornings, weekdays)
pain of smarting, tooth decay from smarties
tooth truth, al dente at wente
warriors are wired weird
destruction instruction, struck chin
ted's dead; Theodor's odor makes scents
massacre of an acre of catholic mass
headache, heartache, and achy-break heart
aching for an acre
itching to be rich
pleasure, treasure
azure badger, lodger ledger, leisure seizure
tacit Tacitus
kleptocratic theocracy (stealing ideas from every religion!)
a roman in yemen.  a human demon omen, amen
history and her-story
cultivate a cult of agriculture
obscene obsidian
glass in your ass, window pane pain, wind ow
casual tee; tea shirt
bonobos going bananas
hg wells (hunter gatherers)
hunter's hunger
come hither, heather
pieces of the peace, the pace of the peace process
warlords for Gore

ha
facebook, apple, amazon, google
wash your feet, armpits, ass, groin

what does a shower show?
clean machine
green queen (not the red queen)
Go, go, van Gough.  Stop, cop!
I've seen a mean ball-peen hammer scene
insane lane change, driving and striving
wives in hives, bee keeping and d weeping
nuns with guns, feinting saints, bothered fathers
sisters with blisters, mister.   missed her.
rabbi eating a ribeye; a rabbit habit
too blessed to be stressed, too furry to be worried
too noxious to be anxious, too manic to be in panic
an obscene dean of prudent students
homicide, what side u on, homie?
   black or white? throwing shade at the white wizard
   chess, or race?
hominy-side (poisoned grits?)

a lot of this could be opening a rhyme dictionary and linking each rhyme conceptually.
can computers do this?  bet they can.  rappers losing job security, lol.

a bot could do a lot, I thought, and jotted down, like a brown clown
you don't need a dictionary to play Pictionary!
and so on and so forth, firth of forth, in the froth
come, Puter!  Calm Pew Tore, calculate the late Q!
bless black (less and lack of B) (butt, breasts?)
camels: Bactrian (2 hump, like B) or Dromedary (1 hump, like D)
butterflies flutter by, near the wizard's lizard

Bart thoughts
the Doors are closing, at the 60's concert (!)
stand clear of the doors, I would if I were
   a ghost, or the Invisible Man.
platform, in the form of a platypus
  or a finch, if you're Atticus

all right, all write, all rite, alright
   options for interpretation
      (nothing wrong, bookworm omniscience,
        ritual de lo habitual, correct Al (e.g. gore, madrigal)
you are a law, or you are Allah
la, la, la
   dough, ray, me, fa, sew, law, tea, doe
father's bother of whether to wear leather in this weather
clear beer is here!  like water for your hotter daughter,
sought her, caught her, taught her, bought her, fought her
got her, won the pottery lottery
flattery will get you nowhere, but battery will bring hell in a cell!
your mother's other brother is another lover
of cover, Danny glover, hovering over and smothering,
bringing ringing of your ears, for digital mental intrusion,
against fusion, or fission, or action against fictional factions
as a distraction against inaction, or dental impaction
a stack of backpacks is lacking friction
contusion confusion
say what (diction)
huh (incomprehension)
whatever, never mind
piranha nirvana
my lai, Mai lied
serious in Syria
mensch tension
catholic math, and the catholic path
rotten cotton, evil boll weevil
meth death on breath.  Beth n Seth.  gethsemane
hatin' satan, flower power to level the devil
a godly body, divine sign, heavenly seven
holy rolly poly, fetal beetle, love dove, funky monkey
choose your muse, music for noose-sick
views from pews
pansy chimpanzee
I like psych
Ford Fusion and con-fusion about fascist fashion
smash and bash and dash, get the lash, gash
cash for a stash of hash, M.A.S.H. and John Nash
rational passion, irrational confessional
catch me on Ashby
erkel in a burqa in bezerk berkeley
take a hike, ride a bike, like Nike
stick a pike in the third reich
la di da, said adi da
sex hex, prick your dick, fuck a duck, mood for a dude
pump a rump, a man's can, in the butt hut, say what
good wood, what can a plant do? a plant can't
reality mentality
have fun with your gun, hon
brutality or sensuality
Beavis and Beaver, butt head and cleaver
tv and visual thought, a loner's light of natural reason
occupying a spot in your thought
bruiser loser, accused and amused
food dudes, slim Jim, fat Matt, obese Denise, skinny Vinnie
bactrian bacteria, a fungus among us, fun guy
late hate, shot in the twat, hurt in the dirt
civil Sibyl, chthonic Cthulhu, catholic Cathy
read me some wacky wiki on my walkie-talkie
spit some shit, bird turd words, rap crap, mound sound
bring the germ to term, said the sad dad, a prolific pro-lifer
Cletus the fetus will eat us, thought Hannibal the cannibal
vampire empire, empirical umpire, bloody buddha buddy
red wine, for ed gein
thirst for the worst, a behest to do your best
do nothing for a farthing
wear nothing if you're loathing clothing
I've had my fill of Kill Bill, said Violent J, in his vile way
the priest preached a happy homily to Emily's family
folks on phones, and foes
data: sieve and save
I'd like to share an itty-bitty witty ditty about this committee
dream team: seems like Hakeem
effort of the affluent
failure to feel your pain
I have an attachment to parchment
this is a test of the West, to see who's best
infested with incest, I jest, at the beer fest
an obscenely mean queen
go gentle with fentanyl.  yentl makes me mental.
I was sent to vent.  I went during lent.
school rules!  It's cool.
I'm yearning and burning to learn about ferns, so I can earn
jewish education, according to Giuliani, with Judy and Julie
the importance of thinking about drinking,
   drink in the doctor's ink
conquer congress, and progress to the mess
the bile makes me smile.  resentment contentment.  hunger for anger.
the surgeon's incision was organized around eye organs
duv and devan davenport dove in to the divine de-veined shrimp, and were in 7th heaven
vanity divinity! Vinnie, an odd god
laundry list of tawdry business
Helen the felon was in hell for a spell, then was well.
in your face! is a sinful place
a bloke on coke ain't no joke
out in the boonies with loonies
a gay cow: a homo who moo's
be advised, the milk is homogenized
faggot maggot, fly guy
sparks in the park, feathers and leather
a digital widget
Bridget the fidgety midget
Voldemort in a volt
hungry and angry, a diet riot
a devotion to social emotion
a passion for fascist fashion, brown shirts and brown shits
silent and violent, noisy in Boise, a loud crowd, volume in a small room
I cooked roast pheasant as a present for a pleasant peasant
check out Trump's rump, and Melania's melons!
hug a jogger, bugger a mugger, don't ask in an assassin
Jesus is risen, in prison
Humpty trumpty and his wall
law and order, straw and ordure, flaws and borders
dizzy and busy, like a bee hive that you see live

driven: jetta, tesla, pt cruiser, and glt
(JEsse TesharA, LArry TEShara, Peggy Teshara, Greg Lawrence Teshara)

hapless in a strapless
go lick a dick, you sick prick
attack of the killer tomatoes, and the truculent succulent
catatonic catholic Catalonian
wallpaper scraper; a brother draper caper
voracious and flirtatious at St. Ignatius
crazy Daisy
an Ethiopian pope, coping with a diabolist cabalist
don't mope! there's hope in your horoscope!
the resident president promises an opulent populace
death from god's breath; butterfly effect prefect
christianity profanity
the spaniard's lanyard
the angel's angle
asthmatic but charismatic dogmatic fanatic
medicated magistrate
doomed to the tomb
basement amazement
fruits and vegetables are papal staples
alpha male ape puts on his cape,
  to reshape the landscape
medevac the silverback
banish the Spanish!  vanished!
fracas in Caracas
listen to the rabble babble; dabble in scrabble
vocabulary constabulary, dialect deputies, diction deputies
allah in a bra at shangri la
mardis gras with the ayatollah
flabby Gabi in the abbey
cohabit with an abbot
disgraced and dogfaced, worst-case? fireplace
placid and flaccid on acid
traceable but erasable
interracial facial
tenacious and loquacious
sagacious? fallacious
bodacious but fugacious
victim picked him, stabber's blabber, crime rhyme
subliminal criminal
dr. Zachary practices quackery.  the med made her dead.
the aforesaid corn-fed cokehead was found on a road bed
cha cha in the dacha
cognac with Mack
getting flack for shooting ack-ack at the stack of crack
the running-back made a wisecrack
tangibly frangible
fabulous pabulum
vanity, sanity, insanity, inanity, and inhumanity of humanity
potatoes and tomatoes, coffee and toffee
boffins in coffins
Denise is at peace with being a chesspiece of the police
please cease feeding grease to my obese niece!
my masterpiece will be released when I'm deceased
a goalie's D; slowly being only me; tea and raviolis? the Holy See is wholly si
the dumb bum chews gum, drinks rum, eats plums, and gets crumbs
some think thugs who do drugs are like bugs
squished like a fish, if you wish; stepped on like a lepton
the hunky junkies got drunk on tea
become free and hug me
those hips and lips!
a young buck run amok
tragic magic
spanish planet
is a gigantic banana romantic?
mystically healing cystic fibrosis
omnipresent essence, said the messianic hispanic
satanic panic; straighten and greaten satan
incoherent adherents
fewer evildoers in the sewer
the manic mechanic couldn't fix the titanic
rock talk! igneous ignominy; lava in java
  sedimentary is elementary my dear Watson;
  I metamorphic at the Orpheum.
I ran into a hairy fairy at the library
stereotypic philippic
roaming in the gloaming
lacy Stacy, and racy Tracy couldn't face me
hatless atlas, no caps on the map
avarice of the cadaverous (you can't take it with you!)
gambol in the bramble
a rambling preamble
yoga in Calistoga
odium on the podium
Eileen from Medellin
Hector the protector
gasoline machines
intricate, ridiculously meticulous
cricket in the thicket
frankenstein canine; fetcher on a stretcher
chaplain planted a sapling
a nuanced response during the renaissance
avalanche on a ranch
hellion rebellion
peppy preppy
infrequent sequence
vital title at the recital
anesthesia amnesia
despondent correspondence
disowned, atoned, and enthroned
remorseful re: forceful
endorsement of enforcement
copulate and populate
weed at Reed; the greedy needy
the enormity of conformity
a lizard in a blizzard
a wiser Kaiser advisor
senior monsignor
trojan theologian
ubiquitous iniquity
clairvoyant annoyance
joy in Troy, cowboy Roy, the busboy, serves the hoi polloi
jism in the chrism
a docile apostle found a colossal fossil
Buddhism schism, gormless formless
sell a bell, peddle a pedal

Jess blesses this mess.  stressed and depressed?  see Jess!
yes, nevertheless, obsession about oppression won't see success unless you express a process that doesn't acquiesce to those who transgress and cause distress; assess before you aggress!
but I digress.  the address to caress and convalesce I will express without duress, with largesse.
don't play chess during recess!
the loess in Inverness helps the flowers effloresce.

flack-jacket, ditch-witch, vandal stole the handle, Napoleon Bonaparte blown apart, better red than dead, soap on a rope, wild child, thrilla in manila, I'm loco - rap game in a chokehold..., Italian mobster shoots a lobster;  bless this mess; Cheetos, Tostitos, and Fritos; sticky wicket.  twisted sister. quiet riot.   background sounds.   surround sound.  teaches of peaches.  the bee's knees.

tenderly, ninederly, eightderly....
random fandom

slurping usurper
rage of a sage in a cage
oh my! the Umayyads
the fat Fatimids
incisive and decisive
start the siege, my liege?
the Tudor home has two doors
a grave rave
the coy Iroquois
typing in Taiping
the mechanic's annex
birches, bitches!!

Latest Reading

I'm also reading
Better Angels of our Nature,
by Steven Pinker

Finished!  696 pages. (8/9/'19), long, but worth it.
Excellent book, highly recommended, for 6 reasons:
(why I liked it, anyway)
1. it challenged my vocabulary
2. I was an IR major at Davis (International Relations)
3. Lots of paragraphs, structured intelligently
4. informative/interesting, re: important subject
5. good news
6. A Bill Gates favorite/recommendation