wordplay

word, dawg

inbred in bed
aversion to perversion
pissed on is the opposite of pissed off!??
pee ain't paint
inhale and impale
reality brutality
germinate and terminate
T Rex flexing muscles in Brussels
cat in the hat, bug in the rug
urinate, you're in 8
europe, you're up
doing math in the bath
lather bothers bather, oh brother
aftermath of wrath
pottery lottery
Seth has meth breath, Beth's death
rhyming needs timing, if you're rap isn't crap
buggery, thuggery, and skulduggery
Harry Potter only drinks water
a need for mead
alcohallway
God is a good deed
the devil ain't a saint, but malice makes justice, so bitter gets better
put butter in the batter
spit some spite, alright?
vicious, malicious, surreptitious, delicious
revenge at stonehenge
sex wrecked Alexa's deck
laugh at a gaffe, are you daft?
half a giraffe
I said Ned and Ted wed and bred
I need my med or I'll be dead on a red bed
red head with bed head
ted bled dead
rhymed in his prime
bigger n has a dagger
bugger the bagger
staggering fag, but not my bag
books for crooks
literacy for racy litter
wordplay all day
choose and pick music
jog with your dog
only a dick would put a brick through my Buick
clean and mean
James dean on the scene
silver screen teen queen
a doll against the wall
call things things
the doll is appalled
kids in the hall tear down the wall
look around for my bound book
took by a crook, I'm shook
spooks and kooks, sanity and vanity
insane and inane
stupid cupid
mad Vlad, and the bad dad
satan, santa, and stan
had lad
mad, bad, sad
tweeting twits, words from birds
dumber numbers
caw caw said crow to bro
hi ho, said the pimp
pimps with pimples and dimples
pimp pump
prostitution in the constitution

a rhyming dictionary and a well-programmed computer could do this in its sleep
enough stuff?
rough in the buff
huff and puff
cigs and cigars
peeps with pipes
drunk punks on junk

he who does the most good is god
a concept, a role, a status
the happiest, makes the most happiness
whoever sees the biggest picture, how everything inter-relates, co-arises
he who eliminates the most suffering
28 characteristics of the christian god, on wikipedia (!)
   aseity, the weird word
he who does the least evil, lol

useless bruce is not zeus
monster taunts her
sick dick, asshole hassle
wrestle with a chess role
knight is right, queen is mean
king is killing, rook is a crook

rookies eat cookies
take a look at a cook book
players with layers
hell is a warm form
burning with yearning
for the French wench
pissy pussies
fight the white
sack the black
kill the ill
heal the real
fix the chicks
improve the Louvre
better wetter

tainted paint could make you feint
saint maintenance
tugboats chug through hotter water
hotter daughter spotter
cold fish is the dish I wish
eat wheat with meat and beets
Peter needs a heater
cheats on the streets
Ashley wants to bash me
gunfire umpire vampire, damn liar
shot collar spots a dollar
get rich and ditch the bitch
pitchers and catchers and body snatchers
god has a bod
torpid corporate
a nod to modern pods in the sod
the god of cod, fishy
coffins often soften
late night great spite hate fight
hug a bug
pugs are pigs
fuhrer in the mirror
insane in the inn on the seine
a diver found rover in the river, shivering
a sliver of liver
believer fever
a fiver and I will solve your fever
a frog was a pollywog
Peggy was a piggy
captain's log: grog, eggnog, and fog
set sail for a whale of a tale
jail and bail
railing against kale
mail from Dale to Gayle
epic fail, nailed pale

okay occasion
grouchy, gauche, ganache
erica and tina from America and Argentina
virtues and flaws, chew and floss
gr-atitude, prey-er, and mean-ing
discussed disgust
grace in Greece
dwell on dwelling
unstrange strangers
good deeds, guts and determination
going out to dinner, go out dancing
ingenuity and a new engine
shortcomings, flaws, weaknesses, and deficits
impossible imposition
leap in your sleep
plosion and explosion