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I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Teshara, sharing some wisdom

The navy calls them coxswains (cock sin?)

Irons are hot and steamy, too

Sex sells, sleep number mattresses will make your side FIRMer

Pneumo-cock-l pneu-moan-ya is weirdly sexual, too

People take uncomfortable hard swallows..

Seinfeld says passion is overrated, with the sweat and heaving pectorals.. 

(do what you’re good at, just fail and learn, and quit if necessary, just leave at lunch, where’d that guy go?)

YouTube has commencement addresses by David Foster Wallace (Kenyon), Seinfeld (Duke), Steve Jobs (Stanford), Admiral McRaven (UT), and JK Rowling (Harvard), (for starters)…


Wisdom:  

   Seinfeld gist:  Priorities are work and love.  Have fascination more than passion, seek a cool job vs. not so much money (people get hung up on money;  it’s about becoming, not having), find the torture you’re comfortable with (in work, exercise, relationships), it’s okay to not know who you are or what’s going on or what you like or are interested in….    Surprise and excitement vs. boring and predictable, comes from risk, discovery.   Work is wonderful!  Bust your ass, pay attention, fall in love.   Life is an insane mess.  Keep your sense of humor, Don’t lose it, not just for stress-relief, or the fun of laughing, but for keeping a true perspective on the silliness of life, of all humans, and existence.  No fear of the uncomfortable feeling of awkward humor.  Enjoy the dumbness!!  If you are lost, adrift, and totally abandoned, you might be a genie.  Using brain, muscle, soul to improve the world.

  Jobs gist:  Follow your heart and intuition, no one wants to die (even those who desire heaven), Stay hungry and stay foolish.  Death is a shared, inescapable destination (sid vicious or sid compassion).  Be true to yourself, and don’t necessarily take extraneous classes or other’s opinions or jobs you can do well but don’t really want to do, actually.  

   McRaven gist: Make your bed!  Do a simple, small thing right.  Gives pride, a strong start to your day.   If you have a bad day, you have a made bed, a bed YOU made, to start again with, tomorrow.  Navy Seals training teaches how to endure and deal with, in mind and body, stress, chaos, failure, and hardships, while weak, cold, wet, and miserable.  Going against bullies, and in defense of the downtrodden, it tests and imparts mettle, strength and resilience, the will to succeed, courage, calm, hope, and respect for everyone.  The military is NOT about an opportunity for the homicidal killing of strangers.

   JK gist: Poverty POV (point of view) - stress, depression, humiliation, hardship.  But life is not a checklist of acquisition and achievement.  Writing is often not a path to a mortgage and pension.  But failure is self-defined.  Even the most “failed” (say, imploded marriage, jobless, alone parent) has the benefit of stripping away everything but the inessential.   Can be FREEing to do what you Should/ were Meant to do.  So MEANING, and FRIENDSHIPS, and the strength from adversity, are important life lessons.  Life gets difficult and complicated and out of control.  Bedtime stories are indicated :-).  Life has horror and pain, too.  PhD, pain and horror of death, in the name of gaining and maintaining power. Virtue of saving lives from being brutally tortured or cruelly shattered or disappeared, kidnapped, raped.  Monsters are real.  Please help, and open hearts, minds to empathy and learning, understanding beyond your own experience to the vicarious experience of books, and testimony of organizations like Amnesty International.  Do your homework, and do the hard work.  Life is measured in goodness, not length.  We collude with evil through apathy.  


God's message: Be good. Don't be bad. All entities, be virtuous. All beings, love one another.

God is good, the source of all goodness.  Good Or Demonic?  Godly Or Depraved?

Good, Godly, Great, Glad/glee, Generous/giving, gifts games and goods 

" a mouth like a Grave Of Death". (pronouncing judgement/sentence) 

(swallow, where it goes to die). (pit of hell). (the unspoken advert for mouthwash, lol)


"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why."  - Mark Twain

   

"3 people own as much as the bottom half of American society" -Bernie

(Musk, Bezos, Ellison). Elon has 250.5B, Jeff 198, Larry 191

     The next 7 are:  Zuck (174.9B), Arnault (172.3), Buffett (144.3), Gates (137.2), Page (124.6), Ballmer (121.9), and Brin (119.5).    Nobody knows this shit.   Almost everyone believes in equality and egalitarianism.  "All men are created equal" - American Declaration of Independence. ACE.   We all (worldwide) deserve basic needs, healthcare, housing, clean water, internet, free education, libraries, Nature, healthy delicious food...


right, write, rite, rightous, politically right, conservative

So scared, angry, distrustful

    silent and dark

tried and tired, life of the tire

blessings and accursements, bendiciones y maldiciones

a Methodist to the madness

poetic phonetics

barricades, boundaries, and borders

popo, pissed off police officer

clothes line and closing time

rapping about rapture

ended and descended

adjusting to justice

why is rape a part of the word rapture??

music or hypnosis as "being drugged in spirit"

masturbation is not spiritual rape, right?

injected and outjected, abject and dejected from being rejected

treated like an object is the subject, ejected from the projects

  Cyrus injected me with he AIDs virus (said the sinister minister)

Wade made jade, got laid (and AIDS), drank gatorade, 

    and paid Zadie's ladies to raid hades

don't desecrate the sacred and consecrated

secret secretary secretions

mere miracle, considerably insidious

   bad, rotten, monstrous, illegal, criminal, unlawful, unethical, immoral, ruthless, unkind, depraved, mean, nasty, cruel, brutal, savage, heinous, insidious, vicious, wicked, evil, sinful, turpitude, torture, and torment...

resentment, guilt, punishment, regret, remorse, contrition, repentance, forgiveness, understanding

child of God, love-child, OFFspring

the poet traversed the universe in reverse

television in Tel Aviv

Heaven, the heavens, this side of heaven, that side, the other, far side

Paradise California, Hell Norway, Heavenly ski resort

fun and funny in NY

sinner, criminal, and monster? scam!

gore galore, al gore! (allegory?) ('regalo' = gift, en español), algorithm

putting on my capitalism cap

judging fudge and ranking Hank

where's Walter,   Waldo Leopold

accusing and accursing

the serpent's sermon

a description of the deception

wiz-dumb and king dumb cum

JeSSE and serpent/snake ejaculations

esp, and ejaculations of snake penis

a morass of molasses

Simian Simeon

Mimi, mentally ill me, (me! me! : chicks to mama bird)

get up, out, down, in

rodent, rode it

Larry the lynx's larynx

mister or mistress

hit or missus

the sun's attitude? solitude

herein, heroin, heroine!

renewed, re-nude; prelude, pre-lewd

familiarize us with your eyes

signing and singing

whigs and tories, swigs and stories

littered with alliteration

pd, possessions and diversions

cia, yes yes yes, sí aye affirmative

ruthful ('ruth' means compassion) and kind

"didn't need no welfare state - everybody pulled his weight (those were the days)"

   -All in the Family theme song

bp gas, bloodthirsty psychopath, gluttony anger sloth

palages at palaces (pride avarice lust anger gluttony envy sloth)

fags, flags, and fragmentation

missing the mess at Mass

blessed by a blast

refined and rebound

gog and Magog, the goodness of god

Jesse and Jeesy

beloved bud's blood

first call for Urkel, last call for alcohol

nullified, finally

mechanistically masochistic

let me see your legacy

settling into a setting

shagging on sugar, caramel in Carmel

featuring feats of the feet

temporal empathy

psycho psychic psychologists

hair ticks for heretics

Buddha's boda bag

beyond a god, bag

bird is the word 

egrets with regrets

heron on heroin

Baird the bird

float or flight?

greg n peg, 2 birds with one stone

eggs and kegs

screwed crew

Jen's genitalia

about the matter of Matt's mate

well-rounded fat people

loose women in tights

tall tales about midgets

beauty is in the I of the bee-holder

simple complexity, pure filth, beautiful ugliness, free slave, cruel to be kind

Rockefeller and Vanderbilt in an RV

shell and shot, smell and snot

traffic, car traffic, drug traffic, human trafficking

car traffic: driver, passenger(s), car, cargo

affection and affect effects

goldfish aren't fish, nor gummy worms worms

coffee beans aren't beans (fruits)

bean and nuthingniss

konked on the head by the conqueror 

eating terns for all eternity

don't bungle your purchase of the bungalow

don't hire a liar; vermouth will reveal the truth

insane in the membrane, mad in the nads, as crazy as a daisy

nuts about almonds, loco about cocoa

Himalayan and her-a-standin'

triple nipples

cherries for charity

a quarrel with squirrels

why is that? wit!

Didi's daddy

gr, grim reaper;  ah, always happy

cheating in high school; cheating whore-slut

an okay bouquet, but AK's aren't

democracy hypocrisy

risible derision

laudable gods

shush, sick heinous, sin hell

census consensus

calm kamikaze

Okinawa is okay

weary (and weird) Bob Weir

Ron's neurons, Sensei's senses, Ling's feelings

a gem of a germ

terrifically terrifying terror

a volcano, erupting in laughter

lake of fire, candle of water

God gave dogs paws

the Yeti Deity

pressing charges is pc

letting it go is lig (ligature? light? Ligurian?)

Siberian beer, vodka and latkes, bacon from Macon

Genuine draft for Lou (Lou's Jen, you win)

without his lefts, but within his rights

ballet and gymnastics aren't my bag

AHA!!  the American Heart Association!!

CTE should cease to exist

A and E, Adam and Eve, Always and Everywhere, Arts and Entertainment, Accident and Emergency

depressed? in need of "deep rest"

    from the self/role you're "tired" of being

rational ratiocinating rats

ample time in temple

memories of Emory

composite campsite

Isabel from Israel

modest in Modesto

pride and arrogance, pa

high school principal's principality

candle, can dull, can interesting/sharp

au pair eats a pear with a pair of parakeets

UC, you see, is loosy goosy, Lucy

the conservation conversation

Goddess Priestess (of the GOP)

Moses' nose in a rose

she wanted to kiss him.  the vampire let her.

dangerous, mentally-ill, psychotic, unstable, criminal

shins, two tits, and institutions

shin, toe, and the Shinto religion

shit shifts

ire in the choir, sang angry

cherubic angels with Rubik's cubes

surely, Shirley is surly

the cruise ship staff gave the vile violent violinist a pacifier on the Pacific Ocean

Damon the demon, Devan the devil, Helen the hellion, 

   evil Evelyn, depraved Dave, wicked Mick

Angela the angel, Godiva the god, Santa the saint, 

   holy Jolie, blessed Bessie, sacred Jake

Heavenly Hostess and Godly Godiva

Godiva, Godot, Gödel, and Godin

Saint sanity, mom and dad madness

manatee sanity, and gadfly madness;  you animal!

pure fury, tainted saint, curious cure, dick sickness

the apple appelation

Galvanize Or Demoralize?   Gobble Or Devour?

house, hotel - ho use, ho tell

fatality at the facility

earn before you urn

in for?  in human form

quiet doesn't mean dumb, not understanding doesn't mean deaf

deaf and dumb doesn't mean dad

skeet shooting with mosquitoes

Al Pacino plays pachinko

bmw, breathe moan and writhe

athletes playing with their balls

teen queen in a limousine

moral compass?  mmmm, oral cum piss

the gray gay gazed at the grazing paisley cow

an apparent pair of parents

forcing a horse? the source of a Norse divorce, of course

LDS, lying delusional storyteller

WA, witchcraft accursement

pah, possession and accursement!

   pride arrogance hubris, pain abuse humiliation

epic epitaph episode

byproducts, bye products, buy products, bi products

overcoming the grim reaper, cumming and repercussions

RAM, truck, rage against machine, raw and mean, 

    resentment and malice, rape and murder, 

    really always me, righteous about meat, 

    revolutionary action movement, radical acceptance meditation

evil and wicked, sinful and depraved, heinous criminals

alternative definition of God: the most angry being in existence

also, naming a thing by its part (synecdoche):  God is a speck of dust (etc.);   all in all is all we are, god is everywhere, reality is all the god there ever is..;  diamond, piece of shit, tree, your lover, a priest, your dog, a cartoon character, santa, space aliens, vampires

Allah, Brahma, Siva, Vishnu, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Shangdi and Yahweh

Brain8

Zeus and Jesús

deus ex machina

demi-gods, angels, saints, lesser gods, and senior high holy gods of heaven

Número Uno, on the Throne Seat

HHH, Historical Gods of Heaven

H as 8 as infinity, The Eternal

holy witchcraft and satanic witchcraft?  

Velveeta or Toblerone?  Which Kraft?

witches, wizards, and warlocks (and the World Wide Web)

Satan sittin' on a satin seat

snakies in the garden (serpent's guard, den)

Hell and Sheol, he and she, the old she, my old man, mom

sex, sucks, and sick satanic snake snacks

brutes, brew, brooding, and brujería

insolence and outsolence

Bob Dobbs throbs and sobs

hurt and confused, heinous criminals

hits, hurt, hate, and heat

heaven, hell, happiness, and hurt

Heal in hell (Hal?), wicked Wick, a haven in Heaven, a soul in Sheol, pair of dice in Paradise

beaten up, raped - BURned

shea butter and Sheol and Shea stadium

spiritually illegal, and Sheol, hell, lake of fire, eternal torment

pain, agony, suffering, torment, misery, anguish, despair, madness, affliction, depression

blowtorches and flamethrowers and burned on the stake

burning with curiosity / desire;   stress, anxiety, worry, and burnout

scared straight, frightened right, terrified of terra

the left laughed: in luck, in love, in lust, in luxury

snap, clap, and rap

Heaven, the heavens, space aliens, and deities

aliens, extraterrestrials, angels, galactic warriors, sky falling space marines

PHE's, pit of hell entities, potentially habitable exoplanets

authenticity vs. pretending to be what you aren't

anyone can be anything?  you can be anything you want when you grow up

honestly, I just think we need Jesus

A COUPLE; Two (children), replacement, 

    each child has half of each parent's dna

       (well, not exactly, but you know what I mean?)

breasts, balls, buttocks, brain

the deity diet

mortal humans, gods, vampires, and subhumans

nobodies, somebodies;  bodies, buddies

animal, plant, fungi, protist, monera (types of life, kingdoms)

8.7 Million species (estimated) of life on Earth, today

extraterrestrials and space aliens? God only knows

God knows everything, knows biblically, the nose always knows

Dude, did Dad dread being dead?

elegy or eulogy?  ok or okay?

   enemy or everything?

the is = this

VB, vessel body, vampire blood

on fire!  is lava sexy?

debate debasement


Writing Reasoning, Revisited:

Why write?

    It's fun!  It clarifies your thoughts, organizes them, makes them permanent (or semi-permanent, outlasting you, maybe).   It's rewarding-  people compliment you, you educate and entertain people, you can earn money.  I"m doing something I'm good at, and a helpful service, and an outlet for frustration or anger, and a vehicle for (always good!) Creativity.   It's a philosophical project, something I believe in, a hobby, and a productive use of my time.  I enjoy the process, and I enjoy the finished result.   Also, writing (and reading) teaches you how to think (well, better, differently).


Blank mind, blank verse, shooting blanks, and walking the gang blank

Sleep sweat, night sweats, sweet sweat, purification

Panting dogs and sweatpants and wet pants and wet ants

MMI, me myself and I.  Eye and eye.  

CIA, see eye A (ass?);  I never forget an ass

Buttocks, and butt talk.   Cigarette butts.  Sig a wretched. 

Smoke someone’s ass, up in smoke

Spirit fogging in San Francisco, suck fuck, set on fire, sexual frustration, sodomy fellatio, savage/satanic fury, stupid fool, smelly fart/ stinky flatulence, sensual flesh, snap fingers, serpent fang, snake food, super fun, sexy females, sacred family, semester final, scared/frightened,  split/fractured.

U and I are Unified and Integrated

Assiduous assessment of assassins and assimilation and assumptions about

Astute or asinine asseverations and assertions…

Anally?  I have anal with ally Anne, annually, Lee

(oral, vaginal, anal) OVA is over, I’m asexual, no sex for me

Sex in Essex and intercourse in Pennsylvania

Pussy in Los Gatos, Dick in Richmond

Taking action for satisfaction

A need for deeds, for seed, for mead, for weed

A lust for her bust

A need for leads, a lust for justice

The worst thirst for bursting nurses

A hunger for Felix Unger?

Dr. Seuss discussed moose and goose over juice

   The noose is loose, Lucifer.  I got a deuce, Zeus!

   What's the use of a puce rooster, Roosevelt?

   Reduce the seducing, Lucy

messy Jesse, you anal pos

Axl Rose and Lana Del Ray

anal Lana, and oral sex (anagram) Axl

Vaginal Gina, the original

on the prowl for a GAL pal (Gina, Axl, Lana)

Sexy Lexi and ugly Doug, fine wine, dining and hideous Sid

Nasty-ass Natasha and Pure urine (ain't tainted)

sopping wet with dripping sweat

blood, sweat, tears, piss, cum, and secretions (metro pcs!)

the wrath of the war path

the calm of the common Kamala communication

paranoia at the museum: a pair of Goyas


dads

deaf and dumb, death and destruction, dungeons and dragons, dumb and dumber

depraved and damned, disintegration and decay

father god, time, chops you up (just like cremation sets you (your body) on fire...

(also, like autopsy or the expansion of the sun, in ff).   far future.


ww, double you

witch whores, white women, world war

world wide web, wicked witch of the west, witches wizards warlocks, what we want


:-(

wicked evil sinful turpitude

amoral, immoral, rotten, unethical, bad

pieces of shit who beat the shit out of and anally rape children

those who violently abuse murder punish insult rape and eat people

beat, bludgeon, bleed, burn, bash, bruise, blacken, bite, blister, and bomb

evil and wicked, sinful and depraved, bloodthirsty psychopaths: dangerous unstable mentally-ill psychotic sick heinous criminals and monsters who practice satanic witchcraft and unjustly and unfairly, abuse and neglect, torture and torment, kill and murder, cook and eat, perp-victims of a mean and nasty, sick and twisted, cruel brutal savage, ruthless, and unkind world.

hell, he will.  she?  sinful heinous evil.   scram!  sinner criminal rapist and monster!!

:-)

loving kind compassionate merciful forgiving friendly joyful grateful fun funny helpful good virtuous hard-working sane saints and servants and volunteers and heroes who care and respect and have dignity and integrity and listen and appreciate, with clear heads and clean good hearts, to the troubles, confessions, griefs, concerns, gripes, needs, wants, dreams, desires, aspirations, hopes, and passions and excitements of those around them.   Builders of community and lovers of wisdom and teachers of children and workers of all kinds, toiling to make a better society, a better world, for themselves and their children and everyone else.


is it really so binary?

users, abusers, boozers, losers, choosers, refusers, snoozers, oozers

what constitutes a cute protestant prostitute?

Ccc. Cthulhu's cruel criminality, catechism of the Catholic Church, 

  Ca community colleges, Ca conservation corps, certified crisis chaplain


being weird with bad:

ew, evil wicked

sit, sin iniquity and transgression

   holy throne seat, toilet, throne up, toy let

pah!  pain abuse humiliation

icu, illegal criminal unlawful (I see you, intensive care unit!)

hiv, heinous insidious vicious

west, wicked evil sinful turpitude

U and I, unethical immoral, unlawful illegal, unkind insidious

cum, cruel unkind mean

bum, brutal unkind monster

shit, savage heinous immoral torture

    sacred holy intelligent truth

    (good, bad, neutral).  stinky hard icky turd.    

crime, cruel ruthless immoral monstrous evil

business, bad unethical stupid immoral nasty evil sinful savagery

sad, savage and depraved, sick and diseased, stupid and dumb

rude, ruthless unkind depraved evil

tttttt, transgression turpitude terrorism trafficking torment and torture

eminem, mmmm, maim maul, murder massacre (money madness)

cvs, Kmart, mci, cbs, ram, bp

   crime vice sin, Cthulhu Voldemort Sauron

   kill murder assassinate rape torture

   mad crazy insane (mad:  monstrous and depraved)

   cruel brutal savage

   rape and murder

   bloodthirsty psychopath


MLB

Major league baseball

Mephistopheles Lucifer beelzebub

My lifeblood, left breast


monsters, demons, devils, hellions, and Satan

angels, saints, heavenly host, high holy God, demigods, deities

Heaven, heavens, the universe, deep space, cold and black and lonely and boring

Hot in a star, hot in the center of the earth, hot lava, fire, sex


Binary

Evil and Virtue, good and bad, right and wrong, true and false, love and hate, service and crime, honor and depravity, heroism and wickedness, honesty and deceit, wisdom and foolishness, charity and sin, kindness and cruelty, joy and misery, pleasure and pain, wealth and poverty, happy and sad, elation and depression, well and ill, beauty and ugliness, mean and nice, rude and polite, valuable and worthless, sexy and unsexy.


Tri, Tri, Tri

Me, myself, and I

You, yourself, and thou

Trinities, triunes, and triplicates

I and I, and Mom and Dad, and He and She

Father, Son, Holy Spirit.  Brahma, Siva, Vishnu

Ego, Id, Superego.  Past, Present, Future.

Good, Bad, Neutral.  Forever, Always, Eternity.

Heaven, Hell, Earth.   Eros, Agape, Philia.

Read, Watch, Listen.    Think, Say, Do.

Sleep, nap, meditate.   Eat, drink, and be merry.

Merrily Marry Mary.


Necessities, Luxuries 

Important, Trivial.


cia, cheating infidelity adultery

clean, no sin. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

gates borders and walls. Bill Gates, Lizzy Borden, and Tim Walz

male penises? female vaginas? repetitive much? is there any other kind?

gold's gym, al franken-sense, and myrrh-maids

conjacent bedalment, beyond comprehension of anything

   anointed bride of christ, abc, abecedarian

judge mint,  chai child, tot - testimony of truth, ore Ida, ida worship

Rosanna, Josanna, and Hosanna

gentle gentiles

blasphemy blast

kumquat, the tree of life (cum squat?)

Jack's ejaculation on a jacket

testifying testimony in a testament

G's us, c's u, o's me, u's him, t's her

constant consultant

rot and rats

sin upon sin:   cinnamon and raisins

    synagogue and synods

sanhedrin sin in the Mendocino wilderness

demon, ci no

Kylie and Kelli, Jesse and Jessica, Julie and Julian

Kyle and Jessica and Jesse and Kelli

Greg listens to Grieg on grog

Squirt the cockatiel, blast from the past

ad hoc, Tony Hawk, out of hock

peregrine falcon, a pair of grins

pie for the pious

fortitude and two tits

turns, terns, terms, and termites

love, luvs, leaves, loaves, live, Louvre, Lev, elves

Lev loves Laverne and the Louvre 

ominously anonymous

war hawk warthog

peacenik and a piece of Nick

candidate's cabinet

the eloquent in her element

the inarticulate tick

the learning sign-language assignment

silent sigh

loud and rowdy crowd

gay whores against trade wars

trans on trains

penis, dick, and a gay appendix

internal reproductive probe!?

carson's car seat

illegal, Illinois eagle (on flag)

vexed by vexillology

an application to work at Apple

a gawker at the dog walker

you rock, and walk the talk, you jock dock-worker

lock before they knock

don't mock cock-blockers, Spock

day of giving, dog

I'd like to ride the schooner sooner

eating caramel on a carousel

sit, shit, and think about it

a pleasant presence

inquiry about an injury

everybody hates Shit, Evil, and Death

I'm sad, she said, because Syd is sod

GOD and the Genealogy Of David

complex and complete

acuity and activity

censored and centered

consecrated and prosecuted

alive and a lie, says true Trudy

if it's hysterical, it's historical

if it's mentionable, it's manageable

proactive and productive

sighin' in Zion;  lion of Buddha

Judah-ism, doo da, doo da

MMA and MMI (mixed martial arts and me myself and I)

    in the red corner, the id, and the blue corner, the superego

    keep it clean, folks!

War and Peace, Peace and Freedom, Freedom and Liberty

Truth, Justice, and the American Way

the liberty to lie, and the freedom to fail

the landlord dealt with 12 ants and two tenants

cocks, cockatiels, and cockroaches

thinking with your dick, genius penis

whore's horoscope, prostitute's prostate, don't slight the slut

Richard's predicament is indicative of ridiculous dictators

sex with your Mexican ex

loyalty to royalty, faithful to ringwraiths, true to you

commitment to more than your equipment

wedded to bed head, meds, Ned, Ted, Zed

but also monogamous with your dog, Amos

j/k. :-)   Jesse Kelli, Jack Kilmartin, Joanne Kathleen, JFK

a sensitive, empathic, kind seer (seks-y!)

love from above, like a dove, that fits like a glove

love the gov, but don't like the reich

Ellis is zealously jealous of vangelis

kisses and hugs, not disses and ughs

the magician disrespected the misdirection

the joy of boys, taking girls for whirls, giving pearls, doing bicep curls

women from Yemen with him n' feminine Gemini lemons, lol

affection, not infection

intimacy, not contumacy

frightening fighting

Jesus, genius, penis;  Jes Gen pen

Jes - Us (7-4), G-D

abused and amused

army, ARM-E, abused, raped, murdered, eaten

Mickey Mouse, MC-E, murdered, cooked, eaten (MO)

McDonald's, MC-D, murdered, cooked, devoured

fight or flight, my foot, your fate, fit or fat, fought the ought

against the wind, and standing up for what's right

sitting down for what's left

demons with demons (like dementia)

the killer caller is a cool colored Kelly

onions on Orion, juice on Betelgeuse

Debby on Deneb, on the altar on Altares

contemplating contempt

progeny's prajna

gilt guilt

mild or wild

infested with incest

invest and ingest

the reptile wept while it leapt a mile

5 kinds of sexual sin: pedophilia, premarital, cheating, rape, bestiality

HL, hannibal lecter, holy land, homeless, helpless, heavenly love, heather locklear 

tumor that sends you to your tomb (tumor humor for Schumer?)

liberals taking liberties at the library

conservatives conserving conservationist service

democrats on kratom and republicans at the pub 

   and independents wearing pendant necklaces

county unfair

terribly, horrifically terrific!

I realized I was revitalized

the lorax' thorax

celebrate your ability to lucubrate

hydrate your hydrangea

a subtle sublet

scarcity of sacricity :-)

the magician criminal made the proof go poof

psychiatric tricks, psychiatrist trysts, therapist rapist

social worker irker 

hustle and hassle 

bled and blended

ineffable and unfuckable

venting about events

optimum opium

drinking Patron on patrol

take a swig and take a swing

God is pure law and love

the purity of the surety

Bibi Netanyahu, and BB King, and boo! beware!

Bad to the bone, big brother

Done with dawn

Debbie does dead

Oh God, yoga in a toga?

Deontic deo, moral obligation and MO

I was clueless and needed clarity about cleaning clutter

reflect and genuflect

my fiancée likes Beyoncé (well, her music, anyway)

Yahweh uses Huawei

let's boink at the bank

how did you fare at fairness at the faire?

chasing the chaste

winternet, summermaid, fallspice, springfinger

scared sacred D cares

teen tunes

tanned and toned

think thin, why wide

the beauty of a cutie

spiritual experience

chuckling Chuck

the sit situation, standing Stan

knife education

laughter after

assessing assassin assets, and finding behind

depression session

back the front

Air Jordan's airs (and heirs)

I tend to receive perfect tens

ain't a complaint

years for fears

re-tired mechanic

BF Sinner and skin-jobs

site excitement

LOL:  lots of laughter, love of learning, love of life

seeing stars after having been beaten the daylights out of

night moves on the night shift

dour Liebowitz, comedy club on Sirius

guidance, direction, and instructions

calm tranquil meditative serene and peaceful

indigo violet purple and lavender

freshness, new beginnings, and starting over

SS:  sadistic schadenfreude, delight in others' misfortune, getting off on pain and suffering, or hurting someone..   (support self)

psychopath, sociopath, empath, telepath

GR, golden rule

pray over depravity

vampires with mirror neurons

violence abuse mutilation problems internationally with rape and exploitation

  (and child marriage, and labor, and trafficking)

insane and outsane, ligion and religion, conscience and pro-science

were words, and are ards (will be Wilbur?)

beings, entities, persons, animals, objects, things, and stuff (think about things)

clothes, blankets, shoes, food, drink, shelter, healthcare, education, job, love

heart, soul, mind, body

human rights and human lefts

breaking into computer systems can be heartbreaking

brakes and panes

winning the human race

think twice or even thrice about ice and rice

sin upon sin at Sing Sing

guilty with guile, Gill's guy

the inanity of humanity being only Sanity

a rap about rape?   pissed therapists

I looked at the lottery ticket through the win-dough

eat fish, you are what you eat, you become a sole

sole music, whale music, and phish

there's God's assassin and God's assassin, if you know what I mean

drinking kefir on Cape Fear

don't tell me to get my mind out of the gutter! that's brainwashing

filthy rich with a dirty mind

   pure bank from producing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

clear conscience and cloudy eyes

high holy heaven and low profane hell

a good day for G-D to get dressed, get drunk, and go do GOOD!

ideal perfect heavenly utopia

AI, according to Isaí, is artificial intelligence, artificial insemination, autoimmune, american idol, amnesty international, active ingredient, and art institutes! (7)

jumping off the knowledge

sipping a recipient

reciprocal receptacles

sinister sin at the synagogue

increments of excrement

importing implements of imperialism, exporting exclusively excrement

drunk uncle and aunt from Ontario

mother like no other, father? - oh, bother

if I had my druthers, my brother would be like Kiefer Sutherland (or Ernest Rutherford)

Sister's blisters, mister - you should do first aid on the bursting maid 

the sedition edition, the calumnious alumni, defamatory or amatory

slandering Xander Anderson

a long drag is such a drag for your lungs


rhyme crime

eat your child with chives, your lover's liver, slaughter your daughter, bomb your mom, your dad is bad, drink your daughter like water, sick of hispanics, kill your children, ram your family.


there's fun schizophrenia and unfun schizophrenia

schizophrenia is just telepaths having fun

the problem is some telepaths are evil, and enjoy fucking with your head

aberrant sense of fun

depraved bastards or subversive rebels?

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