The navy calls them coxswains (cock sin?)
Irons are hot and steamy, too
Sex sells, sleep number mattresses will make your side FIRMer
Pneumo-cock-l pneu-moan-ya is weirdly sexual, too
People take uncomfortable hard swallows..
Seinfeld says passion is overrated, with the sweat and heaving pectorals..
(do what you’re good at, just fail and learn, and quit if necessary, just leave at lunch, where’d that guy go?)
YouTube has commencement addresses by David Foster Wallace (Kenyon), Seinfeld (Duke), Steve Jobs (Stanford), Admiral McRaven (UT), and JK Rowling (Harvard), (for starters)…
Wisdom:
Seinfeld gist: Priorities are work and love. Have fascination more than passion, seek a cool job vs. not so much money (people get hung up on money; it’s about becoming, not having), find the torture you’re comfortable with (in work, exercise, relationships), it’s okay to not know who you are or what’s going on or what you like or are interested in…. Surprise and excitement vs. boring and predictable, comes from risk, discovery. Work is wonderful! Bust your ass, pay attention, fall in love. Life is an insane mess. Keep your sense of humor, Don’t lose it, not just for stress-relief, or the fun of laughing, but for keeping a true perspective on the silliness of life, of all humans, and existence. No fear of the uncomfortable feeling of awkward humor. Enjoy the dumbness!! If you are lost, adrift, and totally abandoned, you might be a genie. Using brain, muscle, soul to improve the world.
Jobs gist: Follow your heart and intuition, no one wants to die (even those who desire heaven), Stay hungry and stay foolish. Death is a shared, inescapable destination (sid vicious or sid compassion). Be true to yourself, and don’t necessarily take extraneous classes or other’s opinions or jobs you can do well but don’t really want to do, actually.
McRaven gist: Make your bed! Do a simple, small thing right. Gives pride, a strong start to your day. If you have a bad day, you have a made bed, a bed YOU made, to start again with, tomorrow. Navy Seals training teaches how to endure and deal with, in mind and body, stress, chaos, failure, and hardships, while weak, cold, wet, and miserable. Going against bullies, and in defense of the downtrodden, it tests and imparts mettle, strength and resilience, the will to succeed, courage, calm, hope, and respect for everyone. The military is NOT about an opportunity for the homicidal killing of strangers.
JK gist: Poverty POV (point of view) - stress, depression, humiliation, hardship. But life is not a checklist of acquisition and achievement. Writing is often not a path to a mortgage and pension. But failure is self-defined. Even the most “failed” (say, imploded marriage, jobless, alone parent) has the benefit of stripping away everything but the inessential. Can be FREEing to do what you Should/ were Meant to do. So MEANING, and FRIENDSHIPS, and the strength from adversity, are important life lessons. Life gets difficult and complicated and out of control. Bedtime stories are indicated :-). Life has horror and pain, too. PhD, pain and horror of death, in the name of gaining and maintaining power. Virtue of saving lives from being brutally tortured or cruelly shattered or disappeared, kidnapped, raped. Monsters are real. Please help, and open hearts, minds to empathy and learning, understanding beyond your own experience to the vicarious experience of books, and testimony of organizations like Amnesty International. Do your homework, and do the hard work. Life is measured in goodness, not length. We collude with evil through apathy.
"3 people own as much as the bottom half of American society" -Bernie
(Musk, Bezos, Ellison). Elon has 250.5B, Jeff 198, Larry 191
The next 7 are: Zuck (174.9B), Arnault (172.3), Buffett (144.3), Gates (137.2), Page (124.6), Ballmer (121.9), and Brin (119.5). Nobody knows this shit. Almost everyone believes in equality and egalitarianism. "All men are created equal" - American Declaration of Independence. ACE. We all (worldwide) deserve basic needs, healthcare, housing, clean water, internet, free education, libraries, Nature, healthy delicious food...
right, write, rite, rightous, politically right, conservative
So scared, angry, distrustful
tried and tired, life of the tire
a Methodist to the madness
sinner, criminal, and monster? scam!
wiz-dumb and king dumb cum
get up, out, down, in
rodent, rode it
mister or mistress
hit or missus
the sun's attitude? solitude
herein, heroin, heroine!
renewed, re-nude; prelude, pre-lewd
familiarize us with your eyes
pd, possessions and diversions
cia, yes yes yes, sí aye affirmative
bp gas, bloodthirsty psychopath, gluttony anger sloth
palages at palaces (pride avarice lust anger gluttony envy sloth)
fags, flags, and fragmentation
missing the mess at Mass
blessed by a blast
refined and rebound
gog and Magog, the goodness of god
Jesse and Jeesy
beloved bud's blood
mechanistically masochistic
let me see your legacy
settling into a setting
shagging on sugar, caramel in Carmel
featuring feats of the feet
temporal empathy
psycho psychic psychologists
hair ticks for heretics
bird is the word
egrets with regrets
heron on heroin
Baird the bird
float or flight?
greg n peg, 2 birds with one stone
eggs and kegs
screwed crew
Jen's genitalia
about the matter of Matt's mate
well-rounded fat people
loose women in tights
tall tales about midgets
beauty is in the I of the bee-holder
Rockefeller and Vanderbilt in an RV
shell and shot, smell and snot
traffic, car traffic, drug traffic, human trafficking
affection and affect effects
goldfish aren't fish, nor gummy worms worms
coffee beans aren't beans (fruits)
bean and nuthingniss
eating terns for all eternity
don't bungle your purchase of the bungalow
don't hire a liar; vermouth will reveal the truth
insane in the membrane, mad in the nads, as crazy as a daisy
nuts about almonds, loco about cocoa
Himalayan and her-a-standin'
triple nipples
cherries for charity
a quarrel with squirrels
why is that? wit!
Didi's daddy
gr, grim reaper; ah, always happy
cheating in high school; cheating whore-slut
an okay bouquet, but AK's aren't
democracy hypocrisy
risible derision
laudable gods
shush, sick heinous, sin hell
census consensus
calm kamikaze
Okinawa is okay
weary Bob Weir
Ron's neurons, Sensei's senses, Ling's feelings
a gem of a germ
terrifically terrifying terror
a volcano, erupting in laughter
lake of fire, candle of water
God gave dogs paws
the Yeti Deity
pressing charges is pc
letting it go is lig (ligature? light? Ligurian?)
Siberian beer, vodka and latkes, bacon from Macon
Genuine draft for Lou (Lou's Jen, you win)
without his lefts, but within his rights
ballet and gymnastics aren't my bag
AHA!! the American Heart Association!!
CTE should cease to exist
A and E, Adam and Eve, Always and Everywhere, Arts and Entertainment, Accident and Emergency
depressed? in need of "deep rest"
rational ratiocinating rats
ample time in temple
memories of Emory
au pair eats a pear with a pair of parakeets
UC, you see, is loosy goosy, Lucy
the conservation conversation
Moses' nose in a rose
she wanted to kiss him. the vampire let her.
dangerous, mentally-ill, psychotic, unstable, criminal
shins, two tits, and institutions
ire in the choir, sang angry
cherubic angels with Rubik's cubes
surely, Shirley is surly
the cruise ship staff gave the vile violent violinist a pacifier on the Pacific Ocean
Damon the demon
the apple appelation
Galvanize Or Demoralize?
house, hotel - ho use, ho tell
fatality at the facility
earn before you urn
in for? in human form
quiet doesn't mean dumb, not understanding doesn't mean deaf
deaf and dumb doesn't mean dad
skeet shooting with mosquitoes
bmw, breathe moan and writhe
athletes playing with their balls
teen queen in a limousine
moral compass? mmmm, oral cum piss
the gray gay gazed at the grazing paisley cow
an apparent pair of parents
forcing a horse? the source of a Norse divorce, of course
LDS, lying delusional storyteller
WA, witchcraft accursement
epic epitaph episode
byproducts, bye products, buy products, bi products
overcoming the grim reaper, cumming and repercussions
RAM, truck, rage against machine, raw and mean, resentment and malice, rape and murder
evil and wicked, sinful and depraved, heinous criminals
alternative definition of God: the most angry being in existence
also, naming a thing by its part (synecdoche): God is a speck of dust (etc.); all in all is all we are, god is everywhere, reality is all the god there ever is..; diamond, piece of shit, tree, your lover, a priest, your dog, a cartoon character, santa, space aliens, vampires
Allah, Brahma, Siva, Vishnu, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Shangdi and Yahweh
Brain8
Zeus and Jesús
deus ex machina
demi-gods, angels, saints, lesser gods, and senior high holy gods of heaven
Número Uno, on the Throne Seat
HHH, Historical Gods of Heaven
H as 8 as infinity, The Eternal
holy witchcraft and satanic witchcraft?
Velveeta or Toblerone? Which Kraft?
witches, wizards, and warlocks (and the World Wide Web)
Satan sittin' on a satin seat
snakies in the garden (serpents guard, den)
Hell and Sheol, he and she, the old she, my old man, mom
sex, sucks, and sick satanic snake snacks
brutes, brew, brooding, and brujería
insolence and outsolence
Bob Dobbs throbs and sobs
hurt and confused, heinous criminals
hits, hurt, hate, and heat
heaven, hell, happiness, and hurt
Heal in hell (Hal?), wicked Wick, a haven in Heaven, a soul in Sheol, pair of dice in Paradise
beaten up, raped - BURned
spiritually illegal, and Sheol, hell, lake of fire, eternal torment
pain, agony, suffering, torment, misery, anguish, despair, madness, affliction, depression
blowtorches and flamethrowers and burned on the stake
burning with curiosity / desire; stress, anxiety, worry, and burnout
scared straight, frightened right, terrified of terra
the left laughed: in luck, in love, in lust, in luxury
snap, clap, and rap
Heaven, the heavens, space aliens, and deities
aliens, extraterrestrials, angels, galactic warriors, sky falling space marines
PHE's, pit of hell entities, potentially habitable exoplanets
authenticity vs. pretending to be what you aren't
anyone can be anything? you can be anything you want when you grow up
honestly, I just think we need Jesus
A COUPLE; Two (children), replacement,
each child has half of each parent's dna
breasts, balls, buttocks, brain
the deity diet
Writing Reasoning, Revisited:
Why write?
It's fun! It clarifies your thoughts, organizes them, makes them permanent (or semi-permanent, outlasting you, maybe). It's rewarding- people compliment you, you educate and entertain people, you can earn money. I"m doing something I'm good at, and a helpful service, and an outlet for frustration or anger, and a vehicle for (always good!) Creativity. It's a philosophical project, something I believe in, a hobby, and a productive use of my time. I enjoy the process, and I enjoy the finished result. Also, writing (and reading) teaches you how to think (well, better, differently).
dads
deaf and dumb, death and destruction, dungeons and dragons, dumb and dumber
depraved and damned, disintegration and decay
father god, time, chops you up (just like cremation sets you (your body) on fire...
(also, like autopsy or the expansion of the sun, in ff). far future.
ww, double you
witch whores, white women, world war
world wide web, wicked witch of the west, witches wizards warlocks
:-(
wicked evil sinful turpitude
amoral, immoral, rotten, unethical, bad
pieces of shit who beat the shit out of and anally rape children
those who violently abuse murder punish insult rape and eat people
evil and wicked, sinful and depraved, bloodthirsty psychopaths: dangerous unstable mentally-ill psychotic sick heinous criminals and monsters who practice satanic witchcraft and unjustly and unfairly, abuse and neglect, torture and torment, kill and murder, cook and eat, perp-victims of a mean and nasty, sick and twisted, cruel brutal savage, ruthless, and unkind world.
hell, he will. she? sinful heinous evil. scram! sinner criminal rapist and monster!!
:-)
loving kind compassionate merciful forgiving friendly joyful grateful fun funny helpful good virtuous hard-working sane saints and servants and volunteers and heroes who care and respect and have dignity and integrity and listen and appreciate, with clear heads and clean good hearts, to the troubles, confessions, griefs, concerns, gripes, needs, wants, dreams, desires, aspirations, hopes, and passions and excitements of those around them. Builders of community and lovers of wisdom and teachers of children and workers of all kinds, toiling to make a better society, a better world, for themselves and their children and everyone else.
is it really so binary?
users, abusers, boozers, losers, choosers, refusers, snoozers, oozers
what constitutes a cute protestant prostitute?
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