Jesse's Blog: September Daily History

Items I’d like to share, commentary, and

a poetic sensibility: historical poetics? poetical history? rhyme, etc. playing with, having fun with, words, werds, wurds, wyrds, wirds, wrrds!! (and eye-diaz); giving life meaning, kindly!

GR, TH, W

Grim Reaper’s Book of Days, by Ed Morrow

Today in History (DK History Channel Book)

Wikipedia (website)

Wikipedia has events, birthdays, deaths, holidays for each day

(I only comment on the events)

commentary, calm n' Terry, common tear e

September 1

GR: 1. Louis XIV died at Versailles (1715, age 76), of gangrene (green gang, the green party), only the king and his queen were allowed armrests on their chairs, armrest in peace, 2. It is not in my constitution to write a constitution (or engage in prostitution), TH: 3. Dyle river, dial my number, crocodile, 4. louche Lucius, 5. I condemn hair ticks!, 6. nine month old king, lol, 7. international relations between independent republics, 8. Boutros-Boutros, Lady Gaga and Bibi spot an aye-aye in Walla Walla, or was it Bora Bora, 9. narcissistic hitmen and Narcissa Whitman, 10. dang, Dan! You invaded Danang?, 11. a 7.9 in 1923 kills 142k in Japan, 12. King Idris and Iblis, 13. liebensraum in my living room, 14. Po is a river in Italy (not Poland, like you might think), 15. Engelbert Humperdinck is 2 people, lol (composer of Hansel and Gretel, and singer born Arnold George Dorsey), eh?, 16. Rocky Balboa and Rocky Marciano, 17. Marciano and (James John) Gentleman Jim, same birthday, (57 years apart), 18. Rose Marie and Rocky Marciano, Larry Teshara and Lily Tomlin, W: 19. There's a Saint Josse and a Saint Lawrence. The booklet of prayers for the Legion of Mary is called the 'Tessera', 20. barbaric Barbara and Frederick Barbarossa, 21. how do we know the strength of a 1420 earthquake? we do, tho (9.4 in Chile), 22. Sancti Spiritu, destroyed (1529, Argentina), 23. sanctions on alcoholic spirits?, 24. Royalists and lists of royals, 25. Louis XV becomes king of France at the age of 5 (more candy! less broccoli! bring me toys!), 26. San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, and slot machines, 27. You know, Juno?, 28. from Walla Walla to Bora Bora, 29. Rocky Mountains (is there any other kind?), 30. Chantilly lace, and Chantilly VA, 31. Prussians decisively beat French in the battle of Sedan, Ardennes (word sedan comes from sedere, latin 'to sit'), 32. Lou at the Zulu zoo, 33. Emma Nutt (!), first female telephone operator (1878), swimming in Seine, ha, 34. 7.9-8.2 kills 105k in 1923 in Japan, 35. Slovakian hockey, 36. car tomb in Khartoum, 37. Muammar Gaddafi in an MG, 38. school shootings? kinda nazi, actually.

September 2

GR: 1. Being silly in Cilicia, 2. A stylite with style, 3. The evil gnash their teeth, in Nashville, 4. Turkey mating calls, gobbling, and goblins in Turkey, 5. The “necessity of fighting a just war” vs. thou shalt not kill, TH: 6. a crisp morning in the big apple, 7. whooping wipes away weeping, 8. biblical baby babble, 9. the frowning clown brought me down, 10. yawning, hither and yon, 11. baby burped up purple glurp, 12. global homophobia, no bull, wearing Job's robes, 13. sip trip, whipped and ripped, 14. Kip Kinkel (serving 111 years) and the unit of force (jedi physics), 15. missing kisses, from the missus, 16. schizo ditz, throwing fits, 17. plain Jane in insane pain, 18. I had a mad dad, 19. I inherited his hair, 20. mom dropped a bomb on the Somme, (or was it 'Nam?), calmly, without qualms, 21. romcom about a dom mom, 22. an ugly thug in a pretty city, 23. hissing, and pissed, about a hit list, 24. a hit from Liszt, 25. Mara runs a marathon, 26. taking a dip to your knees, unlike Pheiddipides, 27. getting your Actium together, 28. pilgrims taking pills, 29. Magic! 11 days vanish! September 2 was followed by Sept 14, as the Gregorian calendar replaced the Julian (in 1752, in England and its colonies), 30. 1666, the great fire of London, wasn't so great, and a bit beastly, 31. R and B, roads and bridges, 32. Horatio Kitchener is in the kitchen?, 33. playing bingo with Bing Crosby, 34. breezy in Brindisi, 35. I haven't read Eugene O'Neill in eons, 36. HN, headline news, hiroshima/nagasaki, 37. reds and blues, rhythm and beat, 38. the typing rebellion, 39. the shared space station was merely Mir ('peace' or 'world'), 40. boarding the USS Missouri to stop the misery, 41. Keanu Reeves birthday (1964) ('keanu' means 'cool breeze' in Hawaiian), 42. Hsiu's shoes, W: 43. Farrah, fair O, pharaoh, faro, 44. acting up in Actium, 45. Jafar, Al Jaffee, and the treaty of Jaffa, 46. burgers in Eden? well, Edinburgh!, 47. Castro street and Italian city of Castro, 48. Gregory - gr, gore, 49. DOT, department of treasury (department of pleasury?), 50. RM, rampaging mobs!, 51. Tianjing, Nanjing, jingle bells, 52. General John Pope (pope in name, only), 53. ombudsman in Omdurman, 54. First Eagle Scout, 1912 (Arthur Rose Eldred), 55. Oulu ain't in Oahu, (OAU, organization of african unity), 56. Ho Chi Minh and Minnie Mouse and Minute Maid; mean men from Maine, moaning under the moon, 57. communists on muni, 58. Jawaharlal Nehru and Star Wars Jawas, 59. my math is rusty, says Mathias Rust, 60. Transnistria, a republic for trans people, 61. Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia (hi mom), 62. piece toks, (anarchist orthography!).

September 3

1. (happy birthday to me!) (Same day as Qatar independence), GR: 2. Oliver Cromwell died, age 55, of a “bastard tertian ague” (???), ague is fever and chills, tertian is relating to thirds, and bastard (is born out of wedlock), thirds and turds, 3. Frank Capra’s message: one good man can make a difference (It’s a Wonderful Life), called capra-corn at first, but now considered great art, TH: 4. Gregory I (of Gregorian chant fame) became pope (590 c.e.), 5. Richard had a lion's heart transplanted into him, (the first lion to human transplant, lol), 6. If it wasn't for Mamluks, I wouldn't have no luck at all, 7. Ollie defeats Chucky, 8. Dunbar (a dun is an ancient or medieval fort, passing the dun-bar exam), 9. feeling worse in Worcester, 10. Cooch's Bridge, MD (female kangaroos have 3 vaginas), 11. John Dalton and Roger Daltry, doll, 12. atm, the atomic theory of matter, 13. Tianjin and drinking gin in heaven, 14. Jewett, and rainy Israel, 15. are those your original abs? (aboriginal), 16. giving an A to the sound of the bell (Belgrade), 17. things got messy at the Strait of Messina, 18. should I be sad about Sadat?, 19. ark architect, boat-builders, shipwright, 20. Loud and rich (vs. Porsche), 21. Tom Hanks and Hank Thompson, 22. Alan was a fine ladd, 23. Addison Morton Walker, and walking dogs on Addison (street in Berkeley), (mort is dead), in the morning, 24. Charlie sheen and the cs monitor, 25. Al Jardine and dining on food from jars, 26. Richard the lion-heart (crowned 1189) and Kitty Carlisle-Hart (born 1914), 27. Dorothy Maynor (and "Budorth", Bud and Dorothy, neighbors - Darien and Manor), 28. lord of the manor, and G.O.D. (Gulf of Darien), W: 29. S and P, starboard and port, 30. my stars! you're right!, 31. Agrippa, get a grip, 32. Pompey and circumstance, 33. St. Marinus founded San Marino (oldest republic still in existence), 34. cheesy: Gregory the grate, 35. King Wamba drinks Jamba Juice, 36. Eastminster (cistercian abbey) and Westminster abbey (gothic church in London), 37. Mongols eat mangos, wear kangol hats, 38. slam bam, thank you Mamluks, 39. reconciliation, and a silly wreck, 40. nice ice from Venice, 41. uprising, downfall, what goes up must come down, 42. Sue sued the Sioux sous-chef, 43. Marco plays polo, 44. corn on the Kabul, 45. Dave Berry and Dave Barry, 46. Nancy from city of Nancy, true god from true god, 47. worship on an airship, 48. ISP, internet service provider, Ismail Somoni Peak (Tajikistan), 49. Malcolm the malcontent, 50. Roy the vicious viceroy, 51. naval blockade, and condoms (rear admiral says they block AIDS), 52. global warming, melting ice, and liquidation, 53. Anne Frank af, 54. Isis crisis, 55. In Sweden (1967), traffic changes from driving on left to driving on the right, overnight, 56. what's up? Utopia Planitia, on Mars, hardly utopian, (largest impact basin on Mars).

September 4

GR: 1. Dr. Albert Schweitzer (sad, backwards), a polymath, wasn't just a physician: also a theologian, philosopher, writer, humanitarian, musicologist, organist; he built a hospital in a forbidding area of Africa that treated thousands of africans; part of his success was making the medical missionary station seem like a native village: families were encouraged to stay with patients, animals wandered about, and buildings were in native style (yes, he was white), TH: 2. Boniface means 'doer of good' in latin (not bony face, lol), 3. Odo ("possessor of wealth") and Odoacer, playing the game like an ace, (deposing Romulus Augustulus), tesha-ra, dough, 4. Dante and Don Te, 5. circles of hell and a three ring circus, 6. L.A. (Los Angeles) was originally named, by Felipe de Neva, "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" (a mouthful), (porciuncula means "little portion"), 7. patchy knowledge of the Apaches, 8. buying sweat at the sweatshop, buying green walls from walgreens, buying money at the money store, 9. a loan shark from a blood bank?, 10. rank and file union members, (playing chess?), 11. swallows flying over Mark Spitz, 12. headquarters and your head chopped into 4 pieces, or a quarter for head, 13. Animals, Nemo, Geronimo, and Ron, 14. Sunday school, not nazi, 15. Tom Watson, Tiger Woods, Tues/Wed, and the third world, 16. FD, fire dept., Fran Drescher, fidei defensor, Frederick Douglas, 17. naming your knights "merald" and "gladys," 18. leaping lizards! over-knight, 19. hank the tank, W: 20. don't worry about the Western Roman Empire, 21. Tang dynasty, (orange tang is nasty, imo), 22. Ellen, Lenin, and Lenzen ain't Shenzhen, 23. trite Obotrites and red Redarii, 24. Sicilian sisters, 25. Earls, to get the girls, do curls, give pearls, and spin them in whirls, 26. Turku ain't in Turkey, 27. Kowloon, 2 animals, like aberrant, 28. chef from Sheffield, 29. photosynthesis, synthesizing food from light, and power plants, 30. George Eastman, and go west, young man, 31. Turkey (not named after Ataturk) is derived from Middle Latin Turchia, historically referring to an entirely different territory, 32. the bird, although originating in the americas, resembled another bird that was imported from the Turkish region, 33. Evelyn Waugh, Elizabeth Warren, electronic warfare, extinct in the wild, 34. there's an ant on my Belgian waffle (Antwerp, Belgium), 35. chilly chili n Chile, (homonyms, homophones, (but not homographs): temperature, food, and country), 36. Juno ain't Juneau, y'know?, 37. G-D, golden dragon, 38. Frankfurt, Hamburg, Sandwich islands, Turkey, Bolivia Chile, Delhi, the world is delicious.

September 5

GR: 1. Carl Panzram, who confessed to killing 21 people, was sentenced to death, and when the SACP (society for the abolishment of capital punishment) took up his cause, he angrily wrote them that "I will dance out of my dungeon...I look forward to the hanging as real pleasure and a big relief". He was "happily hanged" this date in 1930, (would life imprisonment have been a better punishment? I think so), TH: 2. Arbogast, aghast at Arby's, 3. Pagans pay again, 4. my sources tell me that sorceresses were executed, sir sore, 5. unity and immunity, 6. privateers and private tears, 7. Maximilien at Imax, earning a million, max, 8. ironclad vessels and all-clad cookware, 9. Crazy Horse on Capitol Hill, church, 10. Little Bighorn and little big burgers, 11. Labor Day became a u.s. holiday in 1894, (I wasn't born on Labor Day), 12. Mantua ain't Manchuria, 13. carnage at Marne, 14. BP and Boris Pasternak, 15. Mother Theresa and MT (empty, drained), 16. JC, Bach, John Cage, John C. Fremont, Jim Corbett, 17. JJ, Good Times, Jesse James, Jackson, 18. Freddy Mercury on f.m. radio, (but not Ferdinand Magellan), 19. Albert Schweitzer and Cathy Guisewite, white writing, 20. callous William Calley, 21. train of thought, of a tot, 22. the rook and knight are iRKed by being called castle and horse, W: 23. menu, at a restaurant in Panyu, 24. Eva from Ava, 25. Sunken Atocha (200 million pesos), finders keepers, 26. Nicholas Fouquet says, ahh fuckit, 27. a tax on beards! (except peasantry, clergy) by tsar Peter I, 28. peak chess, Chesapeake bay, 29. chief Winamac, win a Mac computer!, (and muck in Winnemucca), 30. Republic of Texas, reign of terror, rotten rottweiler, 31. exiting Exeter, 32. Lae, Papua New Guinea, get laid, like in Hawaii, 33. Schuman eats shoofly pie, 34. SP, stage play.

September 6

GR: 1. prick in the bishopric, 2. electrocuting the cute, with electric kool-aid, TH: 3. first circumnavigation completed (in 1522) after 3 years: only 22 men/270 survived (and one of five ships), 4. traitor served on a tray, 5. smoking a hookah in Paducah, KY, 6. anarchist orthography (Czolgosz!?), 7. Jack Dempsey, j.d., 8. Lombard streets: London (first telephone exchange), SF (curviest/crookedest street in the world), 9. pb, pat brown, peanut-butter, point blank, 10. 30-40% of Vietnamese are named Nguyen ("a string instrument that is plucked"), 11. Ho Chi Minh and the chi of a prostitute (ho), 12. is Jeff Foxworthy's wife a fox?, 13. is Lex Luthor lutheran?, 14. Roger Waters and Eartha Kitt and Kevin Spacey and Martin Landau, and the Holy Sea (band), 15. Billy Rose and Daisy Duke and what in carnation?, an orc kid?, 16. Jane Addams and Minus the Bear (band), 17. Tom Hanks says, "thanks, tanks", W: 18. River's mouth, lipstick, oral hygiene, 19. get a room in Rumelia, 20. Barking Creek and Islas canarias, 21. Ypres is pronounced e-pruh (silent s), 22. watching Tartuffe in Tartu (Estonia), 23. pogrom is morgop, backwards (morgue op?), 24. stalemate and fresh mate, 25. vichyssoise and Swaziland (not nazi), 26. Soviet Air Defense forces, sad? victory for Viktor (Belenko), 27. all consensual sex among adults in private is decriminalized in India (2018).

September 7

GR: 1. 2 cautionary tales: leave the teenage vandals alone (not worth getting shot), and always prepare for if your car breaks down, (at any point), TH: 2. lion eats salad? in a kia? (1191, Richard routs Saladin, at Arsuf), 3. excommunication, and the sound of silence, 4. mewling, music, and mute, 5. publication of a bull? you can syndicate any boat you row!, 6. Prince of Savoy, pos, 7. Daniel Boone's Boonesborough, and Tesharaland (!), 8. 'Uncle Sam' used for the first time in print, in 1813 (for U.S. government), 9. G-D, Grace Darling, 10. indemnity, contractual obligation to compensate for a loss, 11. Cameron, macaroons, cameras, and Cameroons, 12. James and Diaz, 13. Margaret Gorman, first Miss America (1921), 14. Ozzy and King Ghazi, 15. R and B, raid and "blitz" (300 German bombers over London, 1940), 16. Anglican anglers, fishing for men, 17. Buddy Miles, Buddy Holly, buddha, Budweiser, Budapest, budo, and marijuana bud, 18. Fido, Rover, and Buddy, (and Fifi, from Fiji!), W: 19. me and Titus, we're tight, 20. mmm, mountain meadows massacre (by mormon settlers), 21. Lefebvre crashed a biplane (pronounced l'fev-ruh, silent b), 22. putting the Miss America Pageant on the map, 23. Is LOM, Islam, and legion of Mary, 24. Interpol stands for International Criminal Police Organization (which, along with criminal law, sounds a bit fishy..."just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints", 25. Philo the philosopher, (philosophy talk is a radio show, however), 26. Tampere, Finland and Tampico, Mexico, 27. Chaco war and choco-tacos, 28. delicious thigh of thylacine, 29. Craiova, and crying, it's over, 30. A.A. Milne and the Battle of Milne Bay, (Winnie the Pooh, and in the shit), 31. ricin is definitely not rice, 32. AP test, and Augusto Pinochet, 33. moment magnitude and mercalli intensity are different, 34. f.m., eff 'em, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, 35. BLT, bitcoin legal tender (2021, El Salvador).

September 8

GR: 1. a hurricane in Galveston ("worst natural disaster in american history") in 1900 killed a quarter of the population (8k xx), over 500 looters were shot, one looter cut off fingers to get the rings (rather than pull them off), 2. Huey Long, Hannibal Lecter, Holy Land, House of Lords, Heather Locklear, heavenly love, TH: 3. Saint Honore, patron saint of pastry-chefs!, 4. who was the model for Michelangelo's David?, 5. Knights Hospitallers and nights in the hospital, 6. a tree in Montreal, 7. a bull in the muck at Ballinamuck, 8. Gulf of Tonkin and the Tonquin, 9. Warsaw, see-saw, eye saw, and the movie Saw, 10. Is the Sabine River saline?, 11. a huge it near Puget sound, 12. Francis Bellamy wrote the pledge of allegiance, 13. cruel gruel!, sol, siege of Leningrad, a "grueling" battle, 14. a little he in Italy, 15. Nixon was pardoned by Ford in 1974 for any crimes he may have committed in office (any? may?? that's nuts), : fairness means everyone gets the same treatment!, empty the prisons!, like a priest forgiving sin, start fresh, born again!, born free!, W: 16. Swabia, where q-tips were invented, 17. King Boleslaw eats coleslaw, 18. Szczepanow, lol, 19. a 1727 barn fire during a puppet show kills 78 (incl. children), 20. ram-page in the Bible, (forked-tongue, too), 21. the god of Novgorod, 22. Thomas Highgate went to heaven, in my book, 23. Margaret Gorman, 16yo, wins first (1921) Miss America, 24. 9 USN Destroyers ran aground? stupid (at Honda Point, 1923), 25. has Ghazi been to Gaza?, 26. Somerset and Dorset railway line, set-trippin', 27. espionage by e.s.p. (extra-sensory perception), en espanol.

September 9

GR: 1. William the conqueror's horse stepped on a hot coal, reared, pushed the pommel into his gut, rupturing his colon, causing peritonitis, and agony for 5 weeks, until he died (age 59) in a coma, 2. 200 Bolsheviks set fire to a town, but lingered in a wine cellar they enjoyed so well that they all died (in their own blaze), 3. cocaine and champagne, TH: 4. art from Artagira, 5. Armenia, taking up arms, 6. Norman, you are no man, 7. Rouen in ruins, 8. Vasco de Gama, van de graff (generator), venereal disease gonorrhea, vulcan death grip, (Basque of the spectrum??), 9. fleeing the flood in Flodden, 10. money geyser or miser?, 11. Eutaw Springs isn't in Utah, 12. a 93 round bare-knuckle boxing match (in 1845), 13. California! We're number 31!, 14. having a chat in Chattanooga, 15. a Rose is a rose is a row (fight) is a row (boat), 16. a bowl of Bolsheviks, 17. In 1919, criminals loot Boston during a police strike (!), 18. M and M, murder and mayhem, 19. ESS and me, (Jess), ed sullivan show, 20. 1971 Attica prison riot, climbing around in the attic, 21. Luigi Galvani and the scientologist e-meter, 22. Colonel Harland Sanders related to Bernie?, W: 23. arcade in Arcadia, aches and pains in Achaea and Spain, 24. Briton, Britten, Britney, Brittany, and Britain (!), 25. Cavendish and a caveman dish, 26. Amalthea (Jupiter moon) and Althea (Grateful Dead song), 27. a smirk in Smyrna, 28. WWII had a Battle of Hel (no shit, right?), 29. garage sale in Salerno, 30. Was Quentin from Taranto?, 31. Fatherland, Motherland, mothership, mothersbaugh, 32. DPRK, North Korea, NorKor, berserker, orcs, and dorks, 33. HUD and CHUD, 34. Popular Front and unpopular behind, 35. Attica, Gattaca, attic, vatic, static, 36. riot and rye bread (russian, jewish), 37. Tamil camels, 38. Uigher tigers, 39. eek! Tajikistan!, 40. legitimate mate, 41. assassins posing as journalists! devious, crafty, 42. Dubai, do hello, 43. monarch, and monkeys on the ark.

September 10

GR: 1. Father Divine, a black evangelist, claimed to have been "combusted" fully grown in a puff of smoke, and that his followers would never die in his care, and was arrested as a public nuisance (booked John Doe, alias God); his cult had members live viceless lives and give him all their money; he called them "angels" who lived in celibate communes called "heavens" (he bought farms, hotels, and a rolls-royce), TH: 2. Franciscans is San Francisco, 3. Kyoto, Tokyo, and you too, toe, 4. a pact house, 5. a nation of assassins, assassination, 6. sheesh, hashish, 7. captives wearing caps, red hats for hatred, 8. a marriage between a 5 and 10 year old? (after Battle of Pinkie), 9. colonial loan, 10. Cristobal Colon the etymology of 'colonialism'? (Christopher Columbus), 11. John Smith, s.j., 12. Jamestown wasn't Jonestown, 13. Mustafa and moose-taffy (!?), (ah, the joys of deconstruction), 14. Freeman's Journal (and Morgan), and the Toyota FJ Cruiser, (F type engine, Jeep), 15. OH my god, it's Oliver Hazard (Perry), 16. Lake Erie can bee eerie at knight, 17. sewing machine, sew what, 18. Geri Hoo, Wut Tola, Jessie Ware, Wen Jiabao, Wai Kiu Lee, Elias Howe (who's on first? Hu, world health organization and The Who, rock band), 19. Little Rock, The Rock, Big Rock Falls (Belize), 20. AR, assault rifle, and Arkansas (USPS abbreviation), 21. Is the Treaty of Saint-Germaine germane?, 22. germany, germs, St. Germaine (saint germanus), Gherman (Titov), Jermaine Jackson, and germane, a jury in Maine, 23. the world's biggest Christian church (bigger than the Vatican?) is in the capital of Ivory Coast (Yamoussoukro), 24. Sinn Fein, Sigmund Freud, San Francisco, -ucks, sci-fi, street fighter, six flags, special forces, space force, Stephen Foster, 25. Mary Oliver's modus operandi, ppp - Pulitzer Prize poet, 26. Carl Van Doren and covid, 27. John Roy Lynch (his slave name?), 28. blithe William Bligh, 29. Julius the jew, Jess the jesuit, 30. Stephen Jay Gould, s.j. (ghoul! boo!), 31. Guillotine, first used in 1792, claimed its last victim in 1977, (and capital punishment itself was outlawed in France in 1981), 32. Kuralt's alternative cure, 33. city of Compton, and Arthur Compton, W: 34. Dauphin plays with dolphins, 35. Klein Henszlein takes quinine, 36. Ratcliffe at Radcliffe, 37. Misery (movie) and defeat (de-feet), ..hobbling, and "unarmed", 38. Caye, k, que?, 39. Red army and rednecks, 40. 1919 and the S.S., 41. Nyon conference wasn't about nylon, (pirates, irate), 42. Abebe Bikila (a baby in a bikini?) won marathon gold in 1960 Olympics (in bare feet), 43. chewing on a gal in Portugal, 44. torture and murder Tam, 45. summer camp in Campinas (Brazil), 46. Cudjoe Key, and Cujo.

September 11

GR: 1. Khrushchev died in his sleep (heart attack), and actress Pier Angeli suicided of barbiturates (both 1971), Khruschev's crew, and the bar bitch, TH: 2. the ottoman auto man, 3. zen and the battle of zenta, everything's zen (I don't think so), 4. casualties and tease and T's, (crosses?), 5. stalwart warthog, 6. Selim and Carlos Slim, 7. hadrons and squadrons, 8. Hideki Tojo attempted suicide, but lived, only to to be later hanged for war crimes (!), 9. Papa ooh (Mau Mau rebellion), 10. Chilean marxism? the armed forces weren't having it, 11. Augusto Pinochet Ugarte (Apu!) became pres after coup (in '73) against Salvador Allende, (essay!), 12. James Jeans and James Dean, 13. DH Lawrence, designated hitter, 14. Jimmie Davis, j.d., 15. Jessica Mitford, Mitt Romney, and MIT, 16. Valentino, be my valentine, 17. O. Henry (william sidney porter) and Oh Henry! (candy bar), and Oh! Susanna (musical), 18. James Thomson (Scottish Poet), JT (like me), 19. 2977 xx (wtc, etc.), W: 20. Ryan is floating down the Rhine, 21. 2-tonic nights, 22. Iago in Santiago, 23. single Malta scotch, 24. Great War (yeah, right), 25. the dental battle against plaque, and the battle of Malplaquet, 26. smoldering Smolensk, 27. Catalonian cats, alone, solitary felines, 28. felines have canines, 29. alone in a bar in Barcelona, 30. Statistics on Aten (Egyptian god, aspect of Ra) on Staten Island, 31. Brandywine, Brandi whining, 32. Bob Hope, Hope Arkansas, hopi Indians, and the Hope diamond, 33. PS, Piedmont-Sardinia, 34. Martha the Maratha, 35. Vern climbs mt. Vernon, 36. amped about the anti-masonic party, 37. Paiutes and youths eating pie, 38. rockslide and a rock slide guitar, 39. Jimmy Hoffa coughing during Kaffa, (1390-1897), capital: Bonga, 40. bit o' honey, and the battle of Bita Paka, 41. S and Honda and Honduras, 42. treaty of Kars, Madagascar, your van in Yerevan (Armenia), Central African Republic, Sudan, 43. 5 sides (arguing?) at the pentagon, 44. Aachen and ack! kin, 45. dharma at Darmstadt, 46. EO Wilson and Borneo, boring Neo, 47. Burki ain't Berkeley, 48. panicked, crashing into Maganik, 49. charred in Charlotte, 50. going at a Croat, 51. Shatila, shitty, 52. Kirk in the Kurkse strait, 53. prison and Shanksville, 54. Father of All Bombs, just fab-ulous, mother of all battles, moabites, mob, fable, moa bites!, 55. dial nine one one, not nine eleven.

September 12

GR: 1. getting stoned with Lewis Stone, rock on, TH: 2. Emperor Haile Selassie was a monarch of Ethiopia, the military weren't having it - deposing him (in '74) for a socialist state, instead (!), 3. Battle of Muret (to lose Toulouse), 4. a false truce, 5. siege, seej, jesse, 6. listening to Beck in Quebec, 7. F uh g's, effigies, sexual abuse (essay), 8. the church organist gets organized, 9. Get your kicks, on the Lincoln Highway (Route 66), 10. theocracy, self-government, and the Holy See, 11. what's up? taking uppers during the Upper Paleolithic, 12. Screen Actors Guild, Bob Saget, and saggy tits, 13. Nikita Khrushchev, and la femme Nikita, 14. Richard Jordan Gatling, the dick who invented the gatling gun, 15. if Jeff Bezos needs a priest, will he get a prime minister?, 16. HL Mencken in Cuenca, 17. (Langmuir's) U.S. Epidemic Intelligence Service, and the Bill Gates' Ted talk proposal for a billion-dollar/year GERM (global epidemic response and mobilization) team, under WHO (world health organization), comprised of doctors, epidemiologists, and diplomats, (we're not ready! for the next epidemic, he says), 18. Jesse Owens, and his creditors, W: 19. Mara runs the Raytheon marathon, 20. Jianwendi, what went wrong?, 21. Albigensian crusade, well I'll be, Jen sees Ian, and Sade's crew, 22. Muret, pure it, 23. Granada grenadine, and Castilian soap, and castle/grenade, 24. load explodes, 25. vampire empire umpire, 26. Sulu (archipelago, Star Trek character), 27. flex your pecs, Chapultepec!, 28. swisher sweet in Switzerland, 29. Saragarhi and Sara, 30. Musa Dagh, and moose-dog, 31. Leo Szilard at Sizzler restaurant, 32. Sudetenland ain't Sudan, 33. Lascaux France and Lasco California, 34. ha, house arrest, 35. PROK, people's Republic of Korea, process, 36. JFK + JLB, 37. Rice university, for vegetables, 38. Amman, amen, 39. argh! the Derg!, highly Lassie, 40. coup coup achoo, 41. los macheteros, macho with machetes, 42. Dwight Gooden, dawg, 43. queers on the Taiwan strait, 44. ending the Endeavor, 45. SP, shining path, PS, Papal States, 46. Felled in Fallujah, 47. plunder down under, 48. ISS, interstellar space, international space station, 49. Mad in Madhya Pradesh.

September 13

GR: 1. an elephant named Mary was lynched (for killing 3 men) in 1916, TH: 2. sacking Sacramento, 3. Flavius, kick some flava in your ear, 4. ravens in Ravenna, 5. Divine Comedy in d.c. (District of Columbia), 6. mercenaries? lord, have mercy!, 7. Matteo Ricci and Christina Ricci, 8. self-determination, and all the world's a stage, open and empty, just a body, no-self, 9. Henry McHenry (a UCD anthropology professor I had) and Fort McHenry (inspiration for Star-Spangled Banner), 10. s-s'd banner, not nazi, 11. a rhinoceros with rhinoplasty, 12. a chapel in Chapultepec, 13. mvp, motorist v. pedestrian, 14. it's called yellow fever because sometimes it causes jaundice (yellow skin), not because you see yellow (like, see red?), 15. taconite is a low-grade iron ore, not your Tuesday dinner plans, 16. loony Nick, and Lunik II (first man made object on moon), 17. om, um, where is Outer Mongolia (I'm assuming China is the reference point, so further from China?), 18. supporting the Gaza cause, the west bank's flank, 19. eating Arab carob, 20. (re: Israel) the right to exist, lol (is that an actual legal construct?) (reminds me of right to life), 21. the left to write, the right to left (cross), 22. not all leaves leave (deciduous), 23. Justinian the Palestinian, 24. Hailey the daily Israeli, 25. Read about Walter Reed at Reed college, 26. worshiping Pershing (or war-ship, anyway), 27. Franz von Hippe wasn't a hippie, 28. commanders, composers, and cum, 29. Alain Locke and Francis Scott Key, 30. Bill Monroe and Benito Mussolini, 31. Roald Dahl played with dolls, 32. Miss Piggy played with action-figures, 33. police officer, pissed off, P.O. Box, and P.A. system, peace accord, W: 34. drive to Carthage, 35. Elena Kagan and khagan of mongol empire, and khan, 36. eating a tangerine in Tangiers, 37. rock concert in Morocco, 38. Calvinism and Jessism, 39. Madrid, rid of madness, 40. Treaty of Worms, call me fishmeal treat, 41. bourbon and brrr-bin (that's cold, bin laden), 42. Defense of Fort McDonald's, 43. autocratic Otto, 44. Jesse and Greg, Julian and Gregorian, OS and NS, old style and new, 45. The US captured Mexico City (so why isn't part of the US?), 46. Antichrist at Antietam, 47. USA, Union of South Africa!, 48. have a beer at Tel el-Kebir, 49. Batian peak and Bataan, 50. Philippine-American war, dawg, 51. Ridiculous Nicholas fought at Meligalas, 52. Hyde, hiding in Hyderabad, 53. Albigensian Albanians and Jessica Alba, 54. General Motors and specific Vin Diesel, 55. Lady Gaga at Malaga, 56. Tawney's autonomy, 57. who's Houston?, what's in Watsonville? where's Ware county?, Wehrmacht?, 58. Caliban in the Taliban, 59. Mary and Mack, on the Merrimack.

September 14

GR: 1. Isadora Duncan, flunkin' (killed by her scarf tangled in the wheel of a speeding 1927 Bugatti); her 2 kids, 3 and 5, drowned in another auto mishap, 2. Dentures used to be called "Waterloo teeth" (extracted from the corpses), TH: 3. Christ and Chrysostom, 4. teach and preach, to reach each, 5. Helen from Helenopontus, 6. St. Francis of Assisi (in 1224) experiences a vision of a crucified figure and receives the marks of the stigmata, 7. Assisi, uh cc, a cease e, ass is I, 8. Beijing used to be called Ta-tu (tattoo!) (the etymology of tattoo is either dutch or Polynesian, google is unclear), 9. Boston Light isn't a blight, 10. 9/3 (my birthday) of the Julian calendar becomes 9/14, Gregorian (in 1752), 11. thinking of planned parenthood at the urinal, 12. Russian-Ottoman War, was a row, 13. Monty drinks a zima in Montezuma, 14. Sikh and you shall find, 15. Sevastopol (Ukraine) and Sebastopol, CA, 16. the czar and czarina of Qatar and Katrina, 17. Slovenia and fast-venia, and San Luis Obispo ("slo") and Faistos, Greece, 18. a duck waddle on Guadalcanal, 19. Piffles got a prefrontal lobotomy, 20. Princess Grace of Monaco, and precision-guided munitions, 21. Haydn Gough Sikh, 22. Cal Poly Humboldt University, named after (county and bay named after): Baron Friedrich Heinrich Alexander von Humboldt, W: 23. Domitian domination, denomination, 24. a cat on the rug, prr Persian perversion, 25. Mahmoud Abbas, abbasid, ass id, abba, 26. HH and the battle of Homildon Hill, humble heart, 27. skipping rope, skipping class, and skipping 11 days, 28. Devil's Hole Massacre (uh..), 29. Dang, Jang! bad Bahadur, 30. tsar, czar, caesar, car, 31. submarine lost near PNG, 32. Raoul Villain was one, (and Eating Raoul), 33. annexation of Anne's neck, 34. Soviet, so be it, 35. ethnic cleansing in the EC (European community), 36. strict mothers in Maastricht, 37. it's tough to keep 40 kilotons a "top-secret", no?, 38. Trotsky and Totskoye village, 39. Mohr, more!, 40. OPEC and omg, his pecs, 41. General Secretary with a military general's secrets, 42. MLB season canceled because of a strike, lol, 43. United Nations, United States, European Union, e pluribus unum, a house divided, 44. global village, all-1, unitarian, 45. bang, ankh, ankle, bank, 46. Perm, Russia permanently rushing, like Steph Curry in a hurry, 47. LIGO and legos, 48. queues up to 30 hours to view QE2 lying in state (in a lifeless, dead state), (a redundant pleonasm tautology!); Queen Lizzy the Second is a former ocean liner now serving as a floating hotel in Dubai.

September 15

GR: 1. the Navajo Indians used to use the swastika in their weavings as a Sign for the Sun (not nazi), TH: 2. Trajan wasn't a trojan, 3. Tunis sings a different tune, 4. why is Urban a Pope name?, the first one (there were 8) had Urbanus (meaning "city-dweller") as his birth name, and he was canonized, so it became appropriate. The first Pope to choose a papal name was Pope John II, who was born Mercurius (named for the pagan god, Mercury, deemed inappropriate), 5. the urge to merge with a virgin in Virginia, 6. foreign affairs, and having an affair (for in), like studying abroad (a broad), 7. Jeezus effing criced, James Fenimore Cooper, 8. daft like Taft, 9. Robert Benchley (ley means law in spanish), 10. from bed to worse, 11. ac/dc and dame Agatha christie, 12. affluent africans, 13. We don't talk about Bruno (Hauptmann), 14. Standard gauge railroad is 4'8.5" (1435mm) because of the pioneering Liverpool-Manchester line (36 miles), opened by George Stephenson this date, (1830), 15. suicide girls, Secretary General, seaborgium, shooting guard, something great/genius!, W: 16. Fatimids, fat and timid!, not skinny and bold, like slim shady (not nazi), diffident and demure dad, 15. gremlins in the Kremlin, 16. rocking chair, rock music, rockets, rockettes, and rocks, 17. Harpers Ferry ain't a fairy playing the harp, 18. the yin and yang of pingpong in Pyongyang, 19. sombrero in the Somme, 20. limping to Blimpy's, 21. a bump on a blimp, 22. see you Latur, 23. inchworm at Inchon, 24. JLB, LBJ, and JLT (Borges, Johnson, Teshara), 25. a mannequin with a cannikin (small can or drinking vessel) (a nuclear test that was feared would cause a tsunami - it didn't), 26. Hijacking, and hi Jack!, 27. goths from Gothenburg, Sweden, 28. Leon Spinks thinks the Kinks are pink, 29. dinky toys, wink wink, and John Hinckley and links to monks in minks, 30. wow, Tawau, (Malaysia), 31. Senate Judiciary committee, s.j., 32. Lehman brothers, he-men with demon semen, from Yemen, amen 33, an omen in Amman, Jordan.

September 16

GR: 1. dueling was effing retarded, imo, TH: 2. William of Rubrouck goes to Karakorum, and (in '85) I read Chronicles of Corum, 3. the antipope didn't necessarily worship the antichrist, 4. Tomas de Torquemada, burning in hell, if there is one, right?, (quemada means burned, I think), 5. James Napper Tandy and Tandy computer, 6. despite Jesus as prince of peace, and Romans 13:1, catholic priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla launches the Mexican war of independence; also, catholic priest Jean-Bertrand Aristide was elected president of Haiti, vaguely theocratic; also, the Rising of the Priests, in Malta, 7. seedy Charles Darwin, 8. daguerrotype, just my type, 9. mormon "blood atonement" is (was?) a doctrine that murder is sometimes necessary to save a sinful soul, (more charitable than eternal torment), for "eternal sins" like apostasy, theft, fornication (but not sodomy), and adultery, 10. Gaza Strip and Cherokee Strip (of OK), 11. Edward Whymper climbed the Matterhorn (not the Disney one), whimpering wimps, 12. hooligans in Bougainville, 13. marinate the Maronites, Stuart stew, 14. Charlie Byrd and Larry Bird, and fly girls that know wing Chun, 15. Andrew Bonar Law and Karen Horney, 16. James Cash Penney (money!), 17. QAnon and Lebanon, W: 18. an excommunicated Pope! (wow), 19. whales have fingers in their flippers (prints of whales?), 20. don't be a pill, says the grim reaper, to the pilgrims, 21. Jacobites, Jake bites! (Jacobus is latin for James), 22. a seagull on the porch, in Portugal, 23. HH, Harlem Heights, 24. Robert College is a high school (wha?), 25. Metallica plays Ithaca, 26. moths do math? or meth? myth!, 27. smooth criminals, and mothers of invention, 28. meteorologists don't study meteors (or anything meaty), 29. Mayans ain't from Malaya, 30. SB, Samuel Barber, Supreme Being, Sideshow Bob, Sara Brown, 31. King Hussein of Jordan, and the sanity of Michael, 32. Armenia, amen!, 33. Tabas is Sabat, backwards (sabbath? shabbat?), 7.4 kills 15k in '78 (Iran), 34. MP, ministers of parliament (do they have a chaplain?), and Montreal Protocol (with tree in it), 35. omg, in the O-zone, o-sensei, 36. Sinn Fein doesn't think sinning is fine, 37. gimme some mora Camorra, sodom and gomorra, 38. Kobani ain't chobani yogurt.

September 17

GR: 1. In 1876, MN, (Northfield), good guys with guns (citizenry defending their bank) beat bad guys with guns (James gang), TH: 2. Caesar Augustus made a deity (mad?), 3. Biruni eats biriyani on Muni, 4. Martinique is unique (just like everywhere else), 5. Anton van Leeuwenhoek (pronounced 'lay ooh when ho 'k'), discovered live bacteria (from his own mouth), 6. the feats of John Keats, 7. radar, radio detection and ranging, 8. omg, Operation Market-Garden, outlaw motorcycle gangs, 9. Rocky Marciano, retired with an undefeated professional record of 49 wins of 49 fights, 10. Sadat and Begin, starting to get happy, 11. Warren E. Burger, peacefully eating a hot dog, 12. merry at Marriott, 13. William Carlos Williams, "time is a storm in which we are all lost", W: 14. Galician CIA gal, 15. Seljuks sell junk, 16. Mary, "king" of Hungary, 17. Huguenots, and teaching Hugo knots, 18. Laura's hora, (15 minutes of fame), 19. Sweet Swedish weed (and fish), treaties and treats, 20. had my fill of Philadelphia (and cheesesteaks), 21. spry, and sprinting, at Sprimont, 22. Harriet Tubman the spy (really!), 23. Star Wars emperor and Emperor Norton, 24. Yalu river ain't Yale, 25. Battle of Blood River, Boers over Brits, 26. Selfridge takes a selfie, 27. Hiking cairns with the Red Baron, 28. Anton from Canton, 29. Ararat and Teshara (he's a rat), 30. Niagara, like Niger and Nigeria, is (too?) close to nigr, 31. aircraft carrier in the area, 32. a pulse is compulsory (lol), 33. Te Ron and Tehran, 34. Operation Market Garden and outlaw motorcycle gangs , 35. Stern Grove and the Stern gang (Lehi), 36. moronic SS Noronic, 37. Bissau be so guinea-pig, 38. Bang! (Bangladesh) Grenade! (Grenada) Bomb! (Bombay) explosion (PLO) Boom! (municipality in Belgium), 39. win a house and Enterprise (space shuttle), 40. Camp David is a 125-acre presidential country retreat (named after Ike's father and grandson, both) (FDR called it Shangri-La; originally called Hi-Catoctin), in the wooded hills of Maryland, (technically a military installation), 41. Anastasio Samoza and nasty samosas (food), 42. Naming your VW Vanessa Williams, lol, (driving her insane), 43. stoned in Estonia, marine corps in Korea, exercising lats in Latvia, lithium from Lithuania, martial law in the Marshall Islands, and a little amnesia about Micronesia, 44. the joy of joining with Joy, 45. Gary, hung and hungry, needing a hug, in Hungary, 46. Manhattan, Staten, Powhatan, Aten, and fatten, :-), 47. reconnaissance, renaissance, and nuisance.

September 18

GR: 1. Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, both dead from drugs, both age 27, in 1970, TH: 2. Christ from Chrysopolis! Jumping jeezus on a pogo stick!, 3. licentious Licinius, 4. constant-teen high school, 5. Anne Hutchinson, puritan religious leader, 6. selling corn on the corner, 7. Fugitive Slave Act (1850) passed by US congress, mandating return of runaway slaves, regardless of where captured, (ugh), 8. NYT first issue (1851), (NYDT: daily), 9. Hull House, for working-class immigrants, HH Jane Addams, 10. glad Gliddens, 11. schoolmaster into s and m, 12. "lend-lease" and "Congo crisis" and Greta Garbo, and continental congress, (littered with alliteration), 13. Samuel Johnson, s.j., 14. Lance Armstrong in L.A., 15. Frankie Avalon, 'fa a long long way to run', 16. Arthur Benjamin, good grades, 17. I doubt Leon Foucalt, French physicist, actually invented the pendulum, alright?, (a hanging rope? come on), 18. pro-probation, con-conception, propane and antimatter, W: 19. Domitian and Domitia, what a pair (into bdsm?), 20. Nervous Nerva, 21. Constantine and Pastene, both on this date (324 a.d., 1544 a.d.), 22. Voltron won the battle of Kapetron, 23. HH Harald Hardrada, 24. sending lumber down the Humber, hum baby, 25. Philip Augustus, King of France at 15, pa at 22 years of age, 26. achtung, baby! (German for attention), Baktun (mayan calendar period), 27. cornerstone gets laid (haha), 28. Opera, singing about the Song Dynasty, and the Egyptian sun god operatives, and the equal rights amendment, 29. fun in London, hon, 30. Breakfast at Tiffany's, a "stationery and fancy goods emporium" (efg), 31. Cobb California, Ty Cobb, Richard Cobden, 32. popular political pressure, power to the people!, 33. Korn is corny, 34. opium war, imperial rapacity (ow, ir), 35. omfg, old faithful geyser, named by a guy named Washburn, 36. long dong in Hong Kong, 37. on the air, literally, like a hovercraft, 38. chewing on men, churros, Manchu and Manchuria, 39. MDMA and Douglas MacArthur, 40. is Wikipedia an intelligence service?, 41. Dag Hammarskjold, and deputy attorney general, 42. Tat from Trinidad and Tobago, 43. Randy from Burundi, 44. Hamas isn't from Bahamas, 45. Rover, Fido, Buddy, and Fifi, 46. capital punishment and bombing nation's capitals, 47. Jammu and Kashmir, Joe Kittinger, and JK Rowling (j/k), 48. August 8 1988 (8888) uprising in Myanmar (ends this date), 49. Sikkim, and telling a dog 'sic 'em', and a sick dog, 50. Bush presidents, my roommate (Helbush), Busch beer, and ambush, 51. war in Peshawar.

September 19

GR: 1. the story of president (#20) Garfield's assassination is nuts: the gunman, Guiteau, a Stalwart (anti-Garfield faction, like the veep), shot him twice; after 80 days of suffering, Garfield died, basically because of inept doctors, who shoved unsterile fingers into the wound, poked a hole in his liver, and didn't operate because they thought the bullet was inaccessible (the autopsy showed otherwise, causing outrage); Guiteau claimed the doctors killed Garfield, not he, but Guiteau was convicted and executed (hanged), anyway, TH: 2. baby Babington, 3. Saratoga, Sara at a toga party, 4. Jim Bowie and David Bowie (David Robert Jones), 5. Winnie from Winnemucca, 6. Hawk catches cat in Kitty Hawk, NC, talons v. claws, talent clause, 7. Rebecca Bonneville (friend) and the Bonneville Salt Flats (Utah), (147 million tons of salt, mostly table), 8. TOM, treaty of Moscow, 9. "time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx (unrelated to Karl), 10. Suzie's suzerainty, 11. chick from Chickamauga, 12. the tyro drove the delorean over the Tyrolean alps, like Napoleon, or Asmodeus, 13. Michelle Branch, Twiggy, Woody Harrelson, Tree (comedian), Leif Erickson, 14. pathologist, studying Pat H, Hennessy, like the cognac, 15. a pope named Pius (latin for pious), well...duh, right? stupid, 16. Earthquake (8.0 moment magnitude) kills 10k+ in '85, Mexico City, 17. was Zatopek a Zapotec? (no, a Czech olympian), 18. God's Pocket, a movie called "damnably amusing", 19. physicists with packets in their pockets, 20. Patrick's hat trick, W: 21. odious Asmodeus, m.o. deus, 22. a siege, my liege, 23. Irgun and Bergen, ergonomics, burgundy, 24. Hannibal gasp Mass, and Annibale de Gasparis discovering Massalia, 25. UCB and under/commanded by, 26. end of the south (sur end-er), 27. zealots from New Zealand, 28. Witold Pilecki voluntarily was captured and sent to Auschwitz to gather and smuggle out information for the resistance movement. He escaped, too (!), 29. hurt at Hurtgen Forest, Rest In Peace, rip in pieces, 30. Battle of Nam river was in Korea, actually, 31. buried in Glastonbury, 32. Papadopoulos and 'Papa Doc' Duvalier, 33. decepticons and emoticons, 34. an obscene scene, 35. Elizabeth, NJ, 36. drone, groan, 37. alone with a bone! in the zone with an ice cream cone! 38. moaning about needing to own Doan's.

September 20

GR: 1. Brigham Young had 56 children (Jesus Christ! lol), 2. approaching Jim Croce ("you don't mess around with Jim"), died age 30, air crash, 3. Brigham the brigadier in the brig (military prison), but not a brigand, 4. a brig (boat) has 2 rigs (makes sense), 5. boat and Noah's ark (a cross boa constrictor!), TH: 6. Nicephorus II was a nice young man, (and phosphorus for us?), 7. cardinals are clergy, birds, and baseball players, 8. demise and my eyes!, 9. Dune and spice and Ferdinand Magellan, 10. Jacksonville and Michael Jackson, 11. Wag!, Walgreens, and War of the Grand Alliance, 12. Goshen and motion, emotion, ocean, potion, notion, lotion, devotion, quotient, 13. first elevator (goes down, too!), 1853 (invented by Elisha Otis), 14. Battle of Alma (british and French defeat russians; alma means 'soul' in spanish), 15. Rome had a jewish ghetto for 315 years, 16. Merlin (magician, prophet, bard, royal advisor, warrior; and engine), Erin, Berlin, Earl, url, 17. Beirut and rooting for the Giants, 18. Marvin Gaye(s), the martian, rectal probing, 19. Venice and Nice, panned at Cannes, 20. James Dewar, j.d., and John Dankworth, j.d., and Jack Dempsey, j.d., 21. Kenneth More and kenmore, 22. Stevie Smith, not nazi, 23. Upton Sinclair and the U.S. (he was american, one of us), 24. Gogi Grant and Gigi, 25. Sophia Loren and Mercedes SL, W: 26. def jam records, definitely Jamaican, deaf (like Beethoven) we be jammin, I wanna jam it wit you, define jam, jelly roll morton, well-preserved, 27. urgent urge for a burger, in Burgenland, 28. Aladdin and Saladin, 29. Jews and Jerusalem and juju, 30. gushin' Prussians, 31. PS, papal schism and a schizophrenic pope, 32. papal people use PayPal, 33. Maurice of Orange, eating rice and oranges, 34. Ellen of the Lenape, 35. Porto Alegre, in my happy place, 36. Delhi, New Delhi, deli, and nude Ellie, 37. Melanie from Melanesia, Mike from Micronesia, Pauly/Polly from Polynesia, and amnesia, who needs ya, 38. Chester plays chess, 39. Faroe Islands, land of the Pharaohs, 40. Dan and Mark from Denmark, 41. dogs in Dograi, 42. Burki ain't Berkeley ain't Burkina Faso, 43. Irenic Irene in the Pacific Ocean, 44. Olivia lives to eat olives, 45. Natchitoches, not nazi, like Che, 46. emperor Bokassa from Mombasa, 47. Ossetia, oh say can you see?, 48. War on terror, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, phobophobics, 49. ask Jeeves about the Maldives, 50. Jena, Gennessee, and Jesse, 51. DADT, don't ask don't tell, vs. serving openly (but war is the art of deception), 52. Ay, Maria..., huracan, 53. Great Thunder! It's Greta Thunberg.

September 21

GR: 1. virgins and the urge to splurge and merge, 2. sing a dirge for Virgil, 3. Edward in the education ward, 4. worst crimes: a. killing a pope, b. killing a king, c. ? (Edward II murdered by (inserting a) hot spit in his anus, so as to avoid any evidence of foul play), TH: 5. aides with AIDS, 6. Xerxes (Zirk-Zees) goes berserk, 7. pillager? take a chill pill, 8. Pop, the pursuit of pleasure, (dad, bubble, soda), 9. Swiss cities of Bern and Chillon (burn, chill), 10. vaguely aware of plague and ague, 11. the cardinal from Jakarta, 12. SP, Stony Point, NY, 13. Nez Perce refers to the tribe with an autonym meaning 'we the people' (not pierced nose, which was a body modification of the Chinook), (why are we still going by the naming convention of ignorant French trappers?), 14. Belize independence (1981), from GB, 15. skiing with Stephen King, 16. Chuck Jones, and the Jesus-freaks (animated by JC), 17. Holst and holster and wholesome saint, 18. HG Wells and Gary Sick, 19. (Margaret Taylor) MT Smith and Phil Lesh, (full of it), W: 20. Winnie the Pooh and Shiites and a crapulent Bill Murray, 21. ex-crement, what is it now?, 22. increments of sacraments, 23. Ellen W from Dublin, 24. Livonia lives on!, 25. Lembitu's gambit, 26. errant in Arras, 27. Hanover, and overhand, 28. Benedict has been a dick, 29. S and M, the Strait of Magellan, and Ellen, again, 30. Horatio Kitchener and a whore in the kitchen, 31. Dongola isn't in Angola, 32. sexy Cixi, empress dowager, impressive, in danger of dotage, 33. Cylons and silos, 34. saved by Salvador Lutteroth, 35. AR-15 and atonement / repentance, 36. from each according to his ability, to each according to his need, (and 'commonwealth'), 37. gambling in Gambia, 38. Bahrain (can't stand the rain), Bhutan (lighter), Qatar (guitar and catarrh), 39. martial law and military justice, 40. sea shells from Seychelles, archipelago of 115 islands (named after a French minister of finance, not shells), 41. Sandra Day O'Connor and night, 42. Brew from Brunei, 43. Galileo and the Leo gal, 44. Bob from Al-Shabaab, 45. Book of Mormon, Shiites, shih-tzus, (foods and dogs: poutine, banh mi), and of course, Duke's ducal dookie.

September 22

GR: 1. vicious suspicion, which is a witch? wiccans eating sandwiches, beaten with a switch, 2. saying Mass in Massachusetts, er, worshipping earth?, space is the place, ace of bass, race to the base, mace in the face, lace and flower vase, TH: 3. Cookie Monster- just how the cookie crumbled, origami- the way things unfold, Angie - where will it lead us from here, 4. pentagon, penthouse, pentacles, pent up (desire, emotion, aggression), repent, 5. cs monitor (christian science), cs lewis (clive staples), and cruel summer, computer science, crime scene, caesarean section, cesium, 6. leich wee youst two, 7. housekeeper from Hong Kong, 8. Chuck and Frank, meaty, 9. Moroni says, moron mortals at the morgue, 10. refusing refuge, f u, 11. HG wells and the holy gospel, 12. hairy Herod and Harry, 13. lore about lords (and ladies), 14. divine plan and purpose, peepee, 15. the struggle for the world's soul, (me? shared soul? corporate humanity? Animalia? you alone are the lord, you alone are the most high, (hypnosis, solipsist, and sisters), 16. Eva (peron, braun, brawny person) and evangelization (an angel in an electric vehicle), 15. courageous speaking of truth with love, grace that only god can give, gr, 16. compassion and caring, with hope and joy, hosts! vehicles, fount of all holiness, submission, part of body of christ, broken bread, 17. caring vehicles (don't call your brother raca), NC, no car, North Carolina, 18. basil, Basel, Brazil, Brasilia, bra, bro, 19. Tuscarora Indians, Tuscaloosa, tsk tsk, tasks, Tosca and Tusk, 20. I spy with my little eye, spy! hang him!, 21. Shaka Zulu, shocking, (killed for being mentally ill), 22. Halloween retreat, 23. Sudetenland ain't Sudan, 24. midget submarines, lol, 25. Merriam-Webster and Willie Mays, 26. OJ and Homer Simpson, W: 27. warlord vs. peacelord, 28. Charlotte, getting burned on the web, 29. Home Rule, and king of your castle, 30. Tampere, peer Tamara, Tampico tampered with, 31. Brest has the best breasts in the west!, 32. Gay gal gets little vittles from Gail, 33. Francois Duvalier, what's in a name? poor grades, 34. Molly and Mali, 35. alien mind-control foiled by foil hats, 36. shar-pei from prince Edward island, 37. what if the Dead Sea were alive? (like semen?), 38. Mobile home in Mobile, Alabama, 39. Miss Isle shoots a missile, but misses (I miss the missus).

Selptember 23

1. piranhas in the Parana, 2. Dan in his den, 3. Jesse in Hesse, 4. cistercian sisters in Sicily, 5. sad and sadistic, 6. Marvin the martian, Allen the alien, 7. mirth on earth, grace in space, 8. boy toys and penthouse pets, 9. toy dogs, with small litters, 10. amusing music, 11. Nathan Hale and Gary Hart, 12. pro-peace is better than anti-war, pro-life and anti-death penalty, a vegetarian carnivore, anti-conscription / conscientious-objector, 13. kinky king, sexy rex, 14. forming the bondage bond, a discipline disciple, 15. marquis de sod (Sade) and (singer) Shaw-day (Sade), 16. sad ecstasy and happy misery, hm, (only happy when it rains, song by garbage), 17. glamorous gloom, 18. googly eyes, wearing goggles, Guglielmo Marconi, a gaggle of geese (called a gaggle on land, but a skein in sky), googol, and google, GR: 19. Sigmund Freud, who died in 1939, age 83, of cancer (he was a chainsmoker and cocaine addict) said, "I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.", 20. pah! pa, psychoanalysis, psycho anal sister, analyzing psychos, writing a review of the movie Psycho, and the "talking cure" of analyzing dreams/psyche, like scientologist auditing, or Joseph in the Bible, with the ability to interpret dreams, 21. the way of Yahweh, going away, and going the way of the dinosaur; no way! weigh!, 22. dinosaur dynasty; dinosaurs dining; dynamiting dinosaurs, die! no, sir,

A BIT ABOUT CO (conscientious objection, and possibly commanding officer, as well!)

23. Jehovah's Witnesses get 12-15 months, first sentence; second sentence, 18-24 months, google says, for refusing to join the armed services and being conscientious objectors (I'm not JW, but that's me, anyway. This incarceration is unconscionable, imo; it's a sick fucking world), 24. I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, I'm fucking Jehovah, lol, like Emperor Norton, or Father Divine, or Adi Da, alright?, nuts!, 25. There is a time to kill, God is a man of war, vengeance is mine sayeth the lord, I have not come to bring peace but a sword, all stand in opposition to "thou shalt not kill" (and the war against war itself), 26. Einstein had it right, a pacifist who refuses to fight, 'arms' as an absolute refusal of military service, and, of course, 27. "killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder";

"he who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake; for him, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this. How despicable and ignoble war is. I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action!" (but Einstein was part of the bomb!),

28. The Supreme Being isn't for Senseless Brutality! 29. Nations don't even exist. They're fictional constructs, an error of history. If I were anywhere else, I'd be a citizen of there, instead. Absolute fucking nonsense! I don't owe loyalty to the patch of land my parents happened to be on when I was born. We are all earthlings, humans, pretty much the same. War is retarded. Going to prison for being smarter than Einstein is stupid, too. 30. Fighting for freedom isn't a free choice if you'll be locked up for not fighting by the very country you'd supposedly be fighting for!! Forcing me to fight automatically voids the social contract (that doesn't even exist, in the first place!). Conscription itself should be a crime. Just like killing foreigners, strangers, already is. (CO ain't organized crime!)

9/23, cont.

31. Christoph Gluck, and Louise Gluck, 32. Serapis (british warship), and Sara, pissed, 33. scarred in Scarborough, 34. Assaye (India), assayers, and "say, look at that ass!", 35. West Florida Republic!, 36. Neptune, a gas giant, has a diameter 4x earth's, and weighs 17x more (huh?), was named for the Roman god of the sea (solid, liquid, gas - all bases covered), (the sun is plasma), 37. crime, crying, and Crimea, 38. Leo Tolstoy had 13 children with his wife, over 17 years, 39. Joseph Hooker and John Lee Hooker (slave name?), and the movie with the hooker on a hook, (very bad things), 40. Hippolytus the hippopotamus, 41. Octavian and 8 birds, Augustus' fart (a gust), Caesar, sees her, See's her, seize her!, 42. commentator, commenting on common tater tots, 43. Mickey Mouse, Mickey Rooney, and Mickey's beer, 44. JC, John Coltrane, jumping on the soul train, (souls don't exist, and neither does Jesus, anymore; Coltrane died 7/17/67, age 40, due to liver cancer), same birthday as Ray Charles, Julio Iglesias, and Bruce Springsteen, (RC is Roman Catholic, Iglesias means churches, and SB is supreme being: a boss, you could say), 45. HH, Herman Hollerith, ibm, you be the man, W: 46. Dracula, Caligula, dragula, Drusilla (from Buffy, too!), 47. don't have a cow, man (concordat of worms), worm food, supper of the lamb, lambs with worms, eucharist, you cure wrist, 48. Yorkists, and your kisses, 49. Tripolitsa ain't Tripoli, 50. universal harmony, music of the spheres, and singing the tune of Neptune, 51. gold rush, greed, gregory, gr.

September 24

GR: 1. gold rush and god rush, power-trippin', 2. Batman and Bateman, 3. doing away with faith, and Faye Dunaway, 4. Christian Bale bailing out on christianity, TH: 4. if you are not with me, you are against me (Matthew 12:30)- makes every non-christian an anti-christ (!), 5. ants and aunts and ents, NT Christs, 6. Jesus Christ and Sa(2)uron(5) !!, 7. Harry (7) Potter (4) as G-D, e.g. Grand Duke, 8. GOD ate, HH 88, 9. Numb with numbers, cold (7) and calculating (4), 10. Jesus Christ and Christmas, too (christ! more?), both 25, 11. mas Masses for the masses, 12. Atticus Finch on Ativan at the Vatican, 13. holy cow! Moo-hammad, 14. Oasis (band) and the funky cold Medina (song by Ton Loc), 15. mean to al-Amin, 16. a half-brother (ouch! all right?), 17. Frank the Frankish king from Frankfurt eating franks, 17. Comnenus, feeling ominous, 18. an ally or a puppet?, 19. Tamerlane, life in the fast lane, to Tulane university, 20. Timber! look out for Timur, or you could be felled like a tree, 21. Timorous Tim, 22. Polish police, polish pope, (the popo!), 23. kikkoman soy sauce in Tucuman, 24. troops, true P's, ack emoticon, 25. Two bucks for a guide to Timbuktu, 26. dubbing cassettes in Dublin, 27. Sisters of Mercy into S and M, 28. sibling rivalry and the Portuguese War of Two Brothers, (Pedro y Miguel), taking it to a whole 'nother level, 29. Johann Strauss, s.j., 30. dirigible invented by frenchman Henri Giffard (in risible visibility?), 31. Trump and robber-baron, 32. Alexander Dey and M Night Shyamalan, dei and knight, 33. polygamy if they all keep digging me, 34. the blind can't fly blind, (still need to see instrumentation), 35. a stupid handling of intelligence, re: Pearl Harbor, 36. you've got chow on your chin, 37. chinese flow chi to their knees, 38. knee to chin (chinese chai tea), 39. flying aces, they're such cards, 40. Allen W. Dulles and John Foster Dulles, not the sharpest tools in the shed, and borneo, like vogue vague vogon poetry; vogon slogan: I can't go on, 41. new clears at the scientology center (and nuclear families, with a boom boom room), 42. Herbert eats sherbert, 43. flowers on the floor for (Sir Howard Walter) Florey, 44. John W. Young is old... well he died in '87, (everything gets old after awhile?), Neil Young is old (76), maybe a better example, 45. Jim Henson at a Hanson concert, not like Robert Hanssen, the fbi spy, who rots, age 78, 46. Whitmire, and comedians, mired in wit (!?), 47. Supreme Court listens to the Supremes and eats supreme pizzas, (6 slices), W: 48. the row at Rowton Heath, 49. the tantric trick to getting a tan, 50. Brunei and a witch's brew (eye of newt!), 51. graduating Cal, and Caledonia (poetic name for Scotland), 52. Devil's Tower seen while roaming in Wyoming, 53. Jimmy Doolittle and Doolot Sydykov, 54. Rodeo and row with God (Dios, Deo -synonym for greek goddess, Demeter), a tough row to hoe, 55. The certified public accountant at Cathay Pacific Airways, 56. chinchillas in Chinchaga, 57. Bored in Bordeaux, 58. Papel is an ethnic group, papal people, 59. monarch architect - monarchitect, 60. Yin off and Yangon (Burma), 61. Thabo Mbeki and Becky, 62. Mathew doing sums at the summit during the summer, 63. Mom, do you know about the (indian) Mars Orbiter Mission?, 64. Stampede to acquire rare stamps.

September 25

GR: 1. a missing person who nobody missed at all, 2. PS, Peter Sellers, said of himself, "if you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am." (buddhist no-self), 3. pancreatic cancer is so p.c., TH: 4. Charlie the chaplain, 5. incels, in cells, 6. Don and Dawn, early-risers, morning people, 7. Sunset, not nazi, 8. unsettling sunset, the freaks come out, 9. Stamford bridge ain't Stanford U, stammering stan, 10. Nick and Dan near Nicopolis on the Danube river, 11. Cadbury chocolate in Cadiz spain, 12. Vasco Nunez de Balboa, and Donny Brasco, nuns, and Balboa Park in SF, 13. Duet and Diet of Augsburg (Augie's burger), 14. allergy among clergy, 15. rats, cats, and ratification, 16. Bill is right, (and the Bill of Rights), 17. Rich folks in Zurich, 18. Guy's Hospital (just for men?), location of first human blood transfusion, 19. Go to Togo, or Bogota!, 20. Casablanca ain't the White House, 21. Woodrow and Ents, 22. insulin in the peninsula, 23. Red Army, bloody, 24. the expensive cost of using freon, 25. Michael Douglas, MD, 26. Christopher Reeve, camp royaneh, reavers on the river, 27. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Los Zetas (mexican drug cartel), 28. OB1 Kenobi, and Oscar Bonavena, 29. ows, browsing, aroused, and Juliet Prowse, 30. Glenn Gould's haunting melody, 31. Barbara Walters (middle name Jill, not Mill), 32. The Shostakovich must go on, 33. Wrath at Rothko, 34. Faulkner in a Fokker, 35. Ted Bundy and May Sutton Bundy, 36. Nicolas Joseph Cugnot, designed and built the first automobile (born 1725), 37. Rimer (danish physicist) rhymes with Alzheimers?, W: 38. tacit support for Tacitus, 39. fated to go to Cal (and start a Caliphate), 40. bfd, both foreign and domestic, 41. long tongue, and Longue-Pointe, 42. champagne and champ pain, coke heroin acid meth pot (drugs), consensual heterosexual adult marital procreative (sex), Payne, Pai-ing (like Pai Mei), 43. travel mementos: a little rock from Little Rock, 44. Ferhat Abbas, a dad in a fur hat (?).

September 26

GR: 1. BS about Bessie Smith, black woman who sang the blues, 2. The greens: Daniel Boone, asked if he was ever lost: "no I can't say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for 3 days," (in the data bank), (I thought John Muir said this), 3. John Muir said, "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves" (echoes of Jesus on a mountain to restore his spirit), TH: 4. Ed and Trish, medical practitioners, 5. NY, York peppermint patties, and Yorktown VA, 6. Wearing Timberlands traversing the Cumberland gap, 7. inveighed against invading, 8. Isle of Portland in Dorset England ain't Portland OR ain't Portland ME ain't Poland, 9. Rachmaninoff rocks!, 10. use me, says my muse, on the Meuse, 11. Johnny Appleseed into orchards, Johnny Rotten into torture, 12. Wallis and Wallace, grommet and vomit, 13. TS Eliot and spacetime, 14. chess with Gershwin, 15. Anne, Alan, and Jack LaLanne, in Lala land, 16. Olivia fig newton John, 17, Jane Smiley (author of The Age of Grief) and Howard Stern (behind Butt Bongo Fiesta), 18. Garth Brooks at the Parthenon, 19. berthing a boat and giving birth, 20. what's a star-crossed lover? impeded, or doomed from the start, astrology overtones, like Romeo and Juliet, or West Side Story, 21. JFK, fuckin killed, jeezus effing kryst, 22. Shannon Lucid and Todd Clear, 23. ship's sensors are picking up censorship of decadent western ideas and reactionary ideologies, (!), W: 24. farce at Pharsalus, 25. Bill the bull, 26. freakin' freezing in Frisia, 27. opening the door to more Oreos, 28. burgers and boring gore, 29. Venetian forces, the knights who say "nee", 30. dogs of war, and Austro-Russian forces (arf!), 31. air to the throne, 32. a dragon with heartburn, 33. a hex on polygon wood, 34. Ruhr guard action, 35. anarcho-syndicalist CNT, (can't say cunt), 36. toy poodle on the Toya Maru, 37, the Concorde flew to Yonkers? bonkers!, 38. bowling with Nolan, 39. Stanislav Petrov identified a report of an incoming nuclear missile as a computer error, and not an American first strike (!!), 40. Hong Kong and honk, Ong, 41. Medan, me Dan, and dna - me!, 42. SP, statewide protests, 43. Iguanas from Iguala.

September 27

GR: 1. that bitch Barbie ate a bunch of barbiturates, 2. Clara Bow, "it" girl (sex appeal) and Stephen King's 'It', TH: 3. gorilla guerrillas and Gorillaz, 4. Judy Garland, Jesse n Greg, (yo bro), 5. Cunard (insert a T), like Murano (mucous, urine, cum), or shooting the shit with Shiites, 6. SP, Sylvia Pankhurst, (activist on racism, women, fascism, refugees), 7. Botha was a farmer, warrior, statesman (both! lol), 8. Paul Revere and Hiram Revels, 9. Thomas Nast, you nasty!, 10. Arthur Penn and the AP exam, 11. Don Cornelius in d.c., 12. Saint of Soul Train, W: 13. sommelier on the Somme, 14. Melno and lemon, and Menlo Park, 15. Gollum, golem, and the Gollub war, 16. Suleiman I and Nadya Suleman, 17. art, charter, and Chartres, 18. 13, you lose: Pope Urban VII (died 13 days into papacy), 19. Candia, candy, Canada, and Kannada, 20. mayor for a day, and U.S. capital for a day (Lancaster, PA), 21. Captain Apt (first to exceed Mach 3), I will not be mocked!, 22. Typhoon Vera on tv, 23. Silent Spring, not nazi, 24. Arab air and heirs, 25. Yeah, man, let's go to Yemen, 26. capital punishment ain't capitol punishment, like, say, bombing d.c., 27. loved to death (!!), (god's infinite love?), 28. SMART-1, small missions for advanced research in technology, ESA satellite, deliberately crashed into moon, 29. Artsakh, Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan, whatever.

September 28

GR: 1. Easy does it, Emile Zola, TH: 2. confused and confusing Confucius during confuflux, TH: 3. pantries and panties, 4. accord increase, and dissension descension, 5. apps and ops, operation opportunity, 6. operatives using applications (and eating apples), 7. I vow to be well! eeek, I owe you, eh?, ..sometimes, why?, 8. darkness, death, destruction, and doom; dumb despair, dead dad, died, dude; did the deed, in dade county, 9. just do it, nothing to it, 10. a tease at parties, 11. freedom, autonomy, privacy; get out of my head, get in the game, 12. good, get out of dodge, 13. bad, be a devil, dabble in evil, 14. old hairy Harold, 15. Sicily, and Bruce Lee's sister, 16. reading Gormenghast in Normandy, 17. CIA in Valencia, 17. the pain of spaying, in Spain, 18. neuter in Deuteronomy, 19. Maximilien and John Milton and cash money millionaires, 20. sacking Sacramento, a massacre at Mass, 21. flagging floggings, 22. Donati's comet, and Panati's extraordinary origins of everyday things, 23. executed or exonerated?, 24. elected mare, ficus for president, 25. bombing the ants of Antwerp, 26. the route to the rout; rooting for plants, go greens!, fruits and vegetables, brainless queers, 27. U2, UB40, B-2, C3PO, R2D2, A1, 4D, G7, H8!!, 28. Ferdinand Marcos, and Ferdinand Magellan, and f.m. radio (effem', eff 'em), foreign minister, 29. wed in Sweden, 30. Beetles sing "hey, jew", 31. Seymour Cray's crazy computer, 32. Brigitte the fidgety midget, (bard? Oh!), 33. Phil Hartman, PhD (D emoticon smile), W: 34. Pompey ain't Pompeii, cheerleaders pay for pompoms, 35. a prayer for someone you care for, ain't great for someone you hate, 36. the yard (3 feet) is .9144 meter, 37. a gun holster in Ulster, or Westminster, or sliding down a bannister, faster, mister minister, 38. Taiwan and Juan in a shirt and tie, or tying Juan down, 39. Sulawesi, pronounced sullah-veh-see.

September 29

GR: 1. Charles Addams, married in a "cheerful" pet cemetery?, it doesn't add up, TH: 2. salami and Salome at Salomis, 3. abs, dick, Kate and abdicate, 4. the long list of people with 2 first names: e.g. Bill Bradley, James Stanley, Trevor Howard, Sam Scott, etc., 5. lewd Ludendorff, 6. bugs on the Bug River, 7. your baby at Babi Yar, 8. inspector Hector the protector, caught Lecter the vector, aka hannibal the cannibal, who eats meat, and Pete, too, says the vampire umpire: chew on you?, 9. Mount Everest (named after a welsh surveyor) is called Chomo Lungma (mother goddess of the land) in Tibetan, 10. Eating Lord Clive with chives, 11. Horatio and the ratio of whores to men, 12. Lech Walesa, and Lech (polish beer), and Lecter behind walls, listening to a church lector, W: 13. Holy Roman Emperor excommunicated by Pope for not participating in the crusades (should've been the other way around, imo), not that either are any more important than an ant! (ant-hropology!), 14. I'm sick of history being full of wars, : they're ALL stupid, criminal, 15. and goverments, too: countries don't have natural authority over citizenry, who happen to have been born there, 16. Even democracies have factions whose leaders aren't necessarily the official ones, 17. like Papal bullshit, as if Jesus is real anymore, 18. Or, the culture war generating hate between people, like abortion, when cells are both the equivalent of meat (which is heinous, but I love to eat, anyway) and incipient human beings, too (but so what?), 18. OE and EO (Ottoman Empire, old english, and Wilson), 19. Monica plays harmonica in Salonica, 20. Sara in the Sahara, 21. impeached and pelted with rotten peaches, 22. tsunami and Sue from NAMI (national alliance of mentally ill), 23. meat is the banality of evil, exemplified, 23. twisted atrocities, depraved brutality, of people-cum-demons.

September 30

GR: 1. James Dean, j.d., 2. HH Hedda Hopper, 3. East of Eden, and ee cummings, TH: 4. adoration and admiration, 5. I see failure in your future, 6. Bolingbroke and bowling, broke, 7. Womin from Wyoming (first state to grant women the right to vote), 8. Neville Chamberlain and Wilt, 9. physi-cyst, 10. naughty nautilus, 11. race riots break out, like acne, 12. maharishi from Maharashtra doing the monster mash, 13. Hans Geiger and HR Giger, 14. Buddy Rich with his rich buddies, 15. Freddie King, Stephen King, Steve McQueen, Queen Latifah, Prince, Ronnie Coleman, Freddie Mercury, W: 16. Odoacer the sex god, 17. psychiatrists, and baggage trains, 18. don't insult the tan of the sultan, 19. listening to Tool on Tula territory, 20. a coup by the military establishment of the Ouchi clan forces their lord to commit suicide, ouch, 21. Gucci and the Ouchi, 22. gettin' busy with Bizet, 23. final resting place (um, no).

morphine, heroin, and opium (ohm, mho, hmo)

sexecution and sexpiration

sex six times with an ex

MIT, time is money, in the morning, mix, middle, mood

murder investigation team, myanmar institute of theology

powder, d power, devil power, white

snow, cocaine, flour, etc.

white powder and white power

gun powder is almost universally black

RWE (Emerson) said "we are the prisoners of ideas"

but actual prisoners find escape from books, too!

raw about right and wrong

sick, sad, stupid

agony cosmogony

cosmically comic

sensei sensation

nature, nation, nurture, birch, future, furniture

virus and virtues

sadistic Hasidic cladistics

deity aseity and sobriety

forever and a day, to infinity and beyond

luv, love, evolution (no it you love)

evil weevil, satanic panic, cruel fool, lewd nude dude

lick my dick, kinky drink, load code

kike dyke psych

I like hiking

reich strike

wear a cuirass, you queer ass

tech specs (technical specifications)

yearning and burning to learn and earn

necking Becky

vexed by a sex-hex by Lex, (eat hecka Tex-Mex!)

screed, screaming creed

credo, cray dough, play dough

clergy and a CL urge (sexy 6)

erection, given up for you (4u, 7 up)

honor, on her; HH his, her, holiness, highness (humbled himself)

teshara, t' share in our humanity

slap happy, jolly Ollie, be of good cheer dear

sad, sin and distress

breasts and nipples, banned band (censorship)

Naples, Nepal, Grand Tetones, or bust!

torn between Shinto and Zurvanism

to complete the trinity with Allah and The Flying Spaghetti Monster

pastafarian music?

wiles all the while

Z -beyond good and evil (Nietzsche), servin' Zurvan, fatalistic

god of infinite time and space, transcendental, neutral, without passion,

for whom there is no distinction between good and evil,

first principle, creator deity, before good and evil

z like Zorro, asleep, dreams of Zurvan (in Irvine, by Julius Erving)

S -Shinto, shin and toe (like chin and knees)

polytheistic, animistic, nature religion

into purity (but not morality or afterlife beliefs)

from chinese, shendao, way of the gods

principal deity, AmateRAsu, sun goddess

hippo on a ship, boa on a boat, dingos on a dinghy

dog on a barque, bagels (gulls?) on an ark

canoeing anew, I see nature in your future

holla for Allah!

A to Z, from Allah to Zeus, Amaterasu to Zurvan

calm and common-sense

Godot, Gudo, gouda

raised christian, lowered buddhist

the Big Bang was god blowing up the universe?

(creation and destruction, both)

sidewalk talk: rocky rectangles- rocktangles!

See's candy and synesthesia (tasting colors, light)

like eating an eyeball, a light snack

Holy See and a hole (empty socket)

blind faith of a blind Pope, see no evil

Fridays and fry daze, vam-pyre, burned (at the) steak, in-sin-erate

Demeter eats democrats

masochism and holy mass chrism

auto mechanics, and ottomans in Mecca

riot, wry wit, rye it: russian, jewish

beyond, before, and no distinction between

GE, e.g. general electric, gatorade/ecstasy, greg/ellen

good and evil, virtuous and depraved, saintly and wicked, cruel and kind

humans are things, objects, bodies, living things

we are reproductive matter, like rocks that can make babies

we are just animals, carbon based life forms, bipedal and with opposable thumbs, large brains, language, culture, tools, science, religion, libraries, internet, money....

people think 'soulless' is an insult, like a soulless killer or whatever, but really it's a universal fact - they don't exist: no one has ever had a soul. all the saints, even - no soul, no-self, and no eternal life- is what I believe, anyway.... what are we, animated cartoons of the gods?

3-peat, triumvirate, triad

trippy! triune, trinity

create, destroy, preserve

brahma, siva, vishnu

father, son, holy spirit

me, myself, and I

ego, id, superego

health, wealth, and happiness;

truth, justice, and the american way

peace, love, and happiness;

faith, hope, and love

god, self, society (dr. bronner says all-1)