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I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Hellish Hellomean!

Happy halloween! Miserably hell-o-mean! Hahahaha.

It's a holy night. A night to blow holes in your sorry ass. Blam! Blam! Punctured, mothafucka!

What? I've got your license plate number, idiot. Your ass is the sorry one, getting raped every day in prison, punk-ass. Die, shit head. Dumb, ignorant, evil fuck.

The whale says, I have a blow hole. The faggot says, I have a blow hole, too. How big is a whale's dick? The whale says, mwaaaaaauhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh. The faggot says, for a good time, call Moby Dick, a whale of a good time. The whale says, I “weigh all” of 150 tons. Follow me, for I am the whale, the truth, and the light! The faggot says, jesus christ! Go on a diet! The whale, says G.O.D. does not stand for going on diet. God is a borg, ever bigger, you will be assimilated. The faggot says, I like the sound of that...ass....simulated. The whale says, no idiot, just let me eat you. The fag likes the sound of that, too, then gets eaten and dies.

The end

a note:
faggot is usually derogatory, but all the terms have been appropriated, i think.
plus, faggot means a bundle of sticks, meaning fiery, that is, burning with passion.
got a fag? (cigarette), fag it (fun and games)(fox and goose)

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