stupid and smart
smart car/ mg (mentally gifted)/ toyota iQ
smart-phone/ apple genius,
smarties (candy), smart water, smartmop
SMART center (San Mateo Adult Resource n Training)
dihydrogen monoxide: you should be getting 2.2 to 3.0 Liters/day
stupid, ignorant, uneducated, incurious
idiot, imbecile, fool, moron, dipshit, dimwit, retard
don't take the name of the lord in vain: Jesse, je suis, JC
JZ, Jess, see s.j., Chuy (pronounced 'chewy'), Isai (I, Isa)
Jesus, hey Zeus
'gesellen' means 'joined' in German. Jess+Ellen, once upon a time.
Sara: sincerity, ceremony, cerebellum, triceratops,
seraphim, coursera, saracens, sarawak
(Teshara: the Sara)(k sera sera)
SA on KT n KG LN
sick: smart intelligent caring kind
bad: birth and death, Beginning And enD
pain: pa in (get out, dad)
mad: mom and dad
lord: life or death, light or dark
LN or David
caring: car-ing. cairns and Karen.
your dad is a motherfucker
your luvs are full of shit
I eat the kind, drink the smart (bars, water!)
masturbate: go fuck yourself
vacuums suck, wind blows, jaws bite
your cat is a pussy
i'm just kidding about your young goat being your kid
your female dog is a bitch
i am a bastard (child born out of wedlock)
don't call my fraternity a frat! would you call your country a cunt?
privates in the army: dicks, assholes, pussies
excepting some limbless, we are all armed (and dangerous)
i have ears, i hear voices (o-vices?)
vice president, president of vice
britney spears: presbyterians
hillary clinton: only i can thrill
god, dog (dog is my co-pilot)
heart, hater, earth
david eldridge, dag ridded evil, degraded livid
God is a man of war. The art of war is deception. Hence, God is a liar.
God created man, Man created God (chicken and egg)
God is a way of endowing your convictions with greater authority
God is love. Love believes all things. Therefore...
elf: everyone lives forever
danny elfman, in oingo boingo, sang No one lives forever! hey!
garden of delights
grand old duke of york, he had ten thousand men...
game of death
good orderly direction
god or devil
good or diabolical
goodness of death
good old devil
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