Jesus

some thoughts on ol' JC

1.Christ means annointed with oil (chrism).  Anybody can be Christ: just annoint yourself.

2.Love is 9,
Ha is 9
TE is 2,5 (Jesus, Christ)
So to love Jesus Christ is to hate! (925, what a way to make a living)
And to hate is to love Jesus Christ..
that kind of explains a lot, no?

3.God is love, so "Son of God" is just a son of love.
If your parents loved, (and they probably had sex to conceive you), then you are a child of God too.

Finally,
4.God is go, D (go, devil!) <
or
good minus an o (abstinent priests can relate; o for orgasm)(or o for offense, too)
or
G overdose (o.d.) (too much of whatever G means! too Good?)

which prompts me to think:
God is love, so he loves the devil, too.
Jesus crucifixion can be understood as the left nailing the right hand, and the right hand crucifying the left hand.  If you love both sides, you hate both sides, too (which is a salient point this election season).  Maybe that is why God is "too" good. 

"TOO" is T (cross) and two O's (as in omg). 
which hand is/represents YOUR God?
right seems righteous, and the left hand path is "sinister"...
but plenty of leftists will disagree! L is for love, R is for rong! (wrongly spelled, even)